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>>69787681
m8 this again hahaha
>>69787681
I know it's hard m8, she's beautiful but this has gotta stop...
>>69787779
love mummy tho
Every time I think she's gone for good, she storms right back.
>>69787933
just because someone mentioned you in a "people you recognize on /pol/" thread doesn't mean you now have to unleash the full power of autism before us
looks too slavic for my tastes
>>69788252
i used to make dolphin threads
mummy at her desk
>>69788405
Wow douche ! she a fucking porn star
>>69787681
first face !
>>69788948
no mummy is not
You post this shit everyday with the same damn caption.
>>69789319
because I love mummy
It's Mommy. Not mummy.
This is a mummy.
She never smiles with her teeth because they are fucked up.
>>69789468
no, this is mummy
A
>single mother
and
>a traitor
"mummy" needs to be in a ditch with a bullet in her brain.
on laptop so no /natalia/
>>69787885
damn son
>>69789532
It's also why she talks funny.
>>69789648
ivan look, the faggot
>>69789648
DON'T TALK ABOUT MUMMY LIKE THAT
>>69787681
Show me your best pic of mummy OP.
>>69790178
i like this one
>>69789532
>>69789667
anglo commenting about teeth
>>69787681
How High are her chances to be the future president of Russia, if we consider that Putin wouldnt kek himself another few terms
mummy thinking
>>69788405
What a slut!
Fucking DROPPED!
>>69790298
She looks very motherly here
It's threads like these that make consider, just for a second, applying to be a jani
But I'm not a cuck and I hate hotpockets, so continue the shitposts
>>69791524
jani?
Britain why the fuck are you calling her mummy?
Jesus christ
/r9k/ you disgusting british scum
>>69791616
British people are disgusting pigs thats why
>>69787681
what does she smell like
>>69791587
Janitor
Cucks who delete stuff that breaks the rules, sometimes they even delete shitposts, sometimes.
They're accepting applications at the moment so it's kind of relevant
>>69791862
ah i see
>>69791781
she smells like mummy
>>69787681
Too bad she's a coalburner.
>>69792548
blasphemy
mummy is so beautiful
>>69793756
her teeth look fine here
>>69788948
Wait, are you the dolphin fucker?
Why are you always here?
what the fuck happened to /pol/?
>>69794274
When moot died, /pol/ starting snorting coke and smoking meth.
This is the outcome. It's also called an invasion of reddit AKA surges of pure autism.
I wonder if she sucks off primary school kids.
I'll help
mummy and daddy
>>69793756
I'm going to fuck your mum
>>69795407
mummy said no
>>69795634
No means YES
>>69787885
God damn them are some sensible shoes.
why aren't all ladies like mummy
i don't understand
>>69796196
Hitler lost? Idk?
Myдилa, этo ты кaждyю нoчь в /po/ cpёшь? Зaeбaл, блядь.
i like this threads
She looks weird and radioactive
>>69796387
blyyyyyyyyyyyyyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadddddddddddddddddd
cykkkkkaaa
>>69796405
>this threads
>this
>threads
Yep, Argentina is totally white guys.
there is something so creepy about these threads
why don't you guys go outside and talk to girls if you're so horny?
>>69796505
>English
>White
>>69796387
oн знaeт! дa, этo я :)
between these natalia threads, and this board calling everyone cucks, I think it's fair to say that trump supporters all have some major sexual insecurities in their lives.
>>69796934
i am a homosexual gay black man with a very fulfilling sex life and I love Donald Trump
FUCK THESE CAPTCHAS AND FUCK THIS SHIT, I 'M NOT JUST GOING TO SIT FOR 20 JMINUTES CLICKING ON FUCKING PICTURES OF RIVERS EVER AGAIN FUCK YOU NEW JAPANESE GUY WHO BOUGHT 4 CHAN FUCK YOU IN THE FUCKING ASS VBAN ME I Don'T GIVE A FUCK.
>>69797045
>homosexual
>gay
Pick one
>mummy
she looks late 20s early 30s, what's wrong with you
mummy is so pretty
when I grow up I want a wife just like mummy
>>69797404
she's 36, old enough to have given birth to these mommy issue shitposters
>>69797404
I'm 18 and my mom is 47
>>69797404
she's a mother (MILF)
>>69797412
She looks like a bond girl villain next to that bond villain.
>>69796583
>why don't you guys go outside and talk to girls if you're so horny?
Yeah, no.
>>69787681
>>69787885
>>69788155
I swear I saw her in Paris last week, at the Military Museum near Napoleon's tomb. She wasn't with her kid or with an entourage so I figured there was no way it was her. I wanted to say "hey Natalia" but I kept quiet.
>>69797689
how did you know it was mummy?
ugly treacherous cunt. Russian propaganda towards neckbeards is working great
>>69797827
Probably because of the instant raging erection her lovely sight gave him... I should know, it happens to me
>>69796583
>why don't you guys go outside and talk to girls
Do you have any idea how creepy doing that kind of shit is?
It's creepier than these threads.
>>69797943
>ugly treacherous cunt. Russian propaganda towards neckbeards is working great
Explain
>>69797827
>>69798038
I didn't know for sure. That's why I said nothing.
>>69797943
neviete hovno
>>69797943
kek. They could retake Ukraine for all I care if waifu-natalia lead the invasion and they gave us more picture of her in uniform.
>>69796583
>why don't you guys go outside and talk to girls if you're so horny?
I don't need to
They come to me
But I fuck it up so none of this matters
Back to mummy pls
>>69796583
You have to ask their permission before you can talk to them, come on Canada its current year!
>>69789532
no it's because it's considered childish in russia
she's a prosecutor ffs
mummy loves god
>>69798350
no its not, part of her jaw is immobilized tahts why she doesnt smile often
![natalia_poklonskaya__6__by_valeria222-d9gvyl1[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/2HwlpLo.jpg "natalia poklonskaya 6 by valeria222-d9gvyl1[1]")
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Natalia_Poklonskaya
>She was reportedly subject to an assassination attempt on 17 March, on which she refused to comment.
HOLY SHIT EU TRIED TO KILL HER
REEEEE FUCK OFF
>>69798302
>>69798210
>>69798083
>>69797648
>cucks don't realize women love it when guys have the boldness to walk right up to them and start hitting on them instead of being pussies who browse the internet and stare at their phones all day
the reason fertility rates in the west are declining is because of manchildren pussies like you guys who post pictures of your "mommy" on the internet while migrants from the middle east who actually have functioning testicles are willing to walk right up to them and flirt with them.
No wonder German women vote so unanimously for the far left parties. They're tired of pussified white men.
If you want to get some vagina in this life, you're going to need some balls.
>>69798499
Does this make mummy's special massage better?
too bad natalia only fucks black guys. In fact all european women fantasize about meeting a black guy preferably some hip hop star from America. Especially single moms like natalia. They so poor and impoverished they can only dream about bbc to make to pain go away.
>>69798647
This only applies if you are a top 5% attractive fit male or average but have extremely good social skills.
Anyone who posts here is unlikely to be either which ends in being treated as a pathetic weirdo.
>>69798877
obviously you should keep yourself presentable and well groomed but it's not like you need to look like channing tatum to get laid. that just makes it significantly easier. Even so women are much more attracted to men with charisma and ambition in life, even if he is less attractive than some other guy who has no balls/charisma.
remember if you're an ugly faggot your dad and granddad were probably ugly faggots too, but they managed to get laid unlike the other ugly faggots who turned into genetic dead ends. so clearly, you must have SOME kind of balls dangling between your legs, you're just not using them!
>>69798647
>the reason fertility rates in the west are declining is because of manchildren pussies like you guys who post pictures of your "mommy" on the internet while migrants from the middle east who actually have functioning testicles are willing to walk right up to them and flirt with them.
*Sigh*
You're right
I will give it my all.
I want a gf before Trump gets elected.
>>69799179
remember even if you get shot down or rejected don't give up. there's a girl out there who wants your dick.
>>69798647
If you're an ordinary looking white male, women have generally decided that you're no fun and just a provider. It takes an awful lot of time to keep them interested. IF you can even get one. I pretty much had no spare time left when I had gfs. I don't ever want to live like that again.
>>69798647
fuck this dyke with her retard face. Honestly wish stuck up hollywood women like this go to eastern europe and get confronted and decked in the face for being a retarded dyke.
>>69799297
>remember even if you get shot down or rejected don't give up. there's a girl out there who wants your dick.
I'm not going for any random slut
I'm going for her.
>>69799177
I've been described using just about every adjective for an attractive person, but usually girls call me hot as opposed to cute. It literally does not matter. There are uglier guys who have much better "game" than me. I spill spaghetti like I'm a pasta chef who washed his hands with olive oil.
Also once you hit 22, there is no such thing as a single girl anymore. It's like a game of musical chairs and everyone has sat down. The only way to get a chair is to push someone out of the way.
>>69799489
Do you really have the one-itis before you've even met her?
>>69798207
yeah i figured you are virgin
>>69787681
Pubic hair? Shoor
>>69799510
>>69799489
>>69799380
well shit man, you're never gonna win with that attitude. you need to stop being a puss and nut up.
look at you sorry lot, you're young men in the prime of your lives and you're acting so emasculated. Uncle Don would be ashamed!
>>69799529
>>69799883
Don't care she has a perfect ass nice tits and looks like a goddess
>>69799883
You're right. I try though. I'm more of the strong silent type. I don't have a lot to say to any of my friends in person. I prefer just the company of others, not really chatting a bunch. It's hard to keep girls interested on dates, but I keep chugging.
Also what are your thoughts on asking girls out who are cashiers, servers, etc? All the libs and feminists say
>You pig! How dare you ask out a woman who is forced to talk to you!
I figure if you do it once and don't keep coming back to bother them then it's fine. I'm not going to live my life in fear of committing "microaggressions."
>>69800018
Ok so at least she's a real person. I thought you had this fictional wife in your head already. It's cool to be romantic man, but it's poisonous to your emotions. You get invested too quickly.
>>69800154
>Ok so at least she's a real person. I thought you had this fictional wife in your head already
Whu M8
That is some sureal Autism right there......
well yeah,
All or nothing.
>>69800154
>cashier/servers
if you're gonna hit on girls like this, I might suggest don't make it a place you have to go to often. Just because the ensuing awkwardness if you get rejected might suck if it's a place you have to go often. Just try to strike up a conversation with the girl, see if she seems interested in meeting when she's off work or something. try to get her digits, etc.
i'm just saying if you ask out that girl at the coffee shop y
>>69800488
you might find it awkward to go back there every morning if she's not interested in seeing you
honestly the best advice is to try to talk to a lot of girls, eventually some will reciprocate the flirting and then she'll give you her number, make time to meet you because she wants to get laid too.
>>69799883
>Uncle Don would be ashamed!
YOU'RE RIGHT! Wow, you know how to motivate us...
>>69800745
It hurts to know i'm letting him down.
Do we even deserve this Hero?
>>69789612
What the fuck is this, /pol/?
>>69801014
>Fucking kikes
Errytime.
In March 2015, Poklonskaya was appointed as the head of the Japanese-Russian Friendship Society.
On 11 June 2015, Russian president Vladimir Putin granted Poklonskaya the rank of 3rd Class State Counsellor of Justice which corresponds with the military rank of Major General.
Major General Natalia is President of Russian - Japanese fan club.
>>69802122
OH GOD DO YOU THINK SHE WATCHES ANIME TOO?!
>>69800488
>>69800636
There was a girl at hobby lobby. That asked me what type of models I was making. I went in a few times and chatted her up, then I took a break of about 2 weeks and when I was buying stuff she remembered our earlier conversations and asked me how my models were going. I took this as interest and asked her out, but she said she was seeing someone. If that's not interest than what is? Most store clerks don't remember you like that.
I had a mustache then. It did not make me look good, but I didn't want to shave it for a girl. Anyway, I've since shaved it and I'm going to go back tomorrow and ask her out again. I'm hoping she won't recognize me, or at the very least she'll change her mind.
>>69800914
No, but we need to live up to his honor
>>69800946
Because she's a woman politician?
>>69802376
kek, great. Maybe Russia isn't so bad after all!
I hope Trump dissolves NATO, allies with Putin and just lets them walk over all of eastern Europe (and then some).
>>69802506
>No, but we need to live up to his honor
What is our theme song?
>>69802863
Something traditional
>>69802978
DELETE THIS NOW
>>69787681
What's so attractive about her, honestly? She's obviously not ugly but she's not beautiful either. I would say just a slightly attractive, ordinary-looking average girl. She's cute but she isn't really all that. There are way more beautiful slavic girls out there. I don't get the hype.
>>69803117
Is she smoking cigarettes? She is not aging well
>>69802794
what's wrong with eastern europe?
>>69802978
This bitch her?
>>69803340
WHAT NO MUMMY IS BEAUTIFUL AS ALWAYS
>>69803515
She's still good looking but the wrinkles are coming in
>>69803322
>What's so attractive about her, honestly?
She wears those uniforms for real you moron. She's tough but graceful and cute. She's the hottest woman on earth. I can't even bother to care for any other women if I've seen her picture in the last week or so and /pol is killing me.
>>69803340
of course she smokes, shes russian
>>69803979
no mummy is pure
>>69804287
I can respect that.
>>69800636
Not hoverhand
B A S E D
>>69788155
Top headphones
>>69804287
she hides them in the closet in her office, with the tracksuit and the vodka
>>69798469
Mommy, feed me with your milk glory.
>mmmmm.... Delicious milk
>>69796583
>there is something so creepy about these threads
>posts picture of underaged girl wearing only underwear
ayyyyy
>>69804985
>Implaying she's underage.
>>69805097
>"Implaying" she isn't
>>69805192
How do you even complete?
>>69805098
so beautiful.
>>69805558
what?
>mummy
all hail user-maat-re ramses.
>>69805924
Don't like underage girls cuz is wrong.
>Muh society
Fuck off
>>69806266
Never said that, pathetic mexishit.
>>69806512
German Cuck
>>69806806
Whatever you say, Pedro. At least I'm not a smelly shitskin.
>>69805098
perfect posture
>>69802376
Her kid is on pol!
WOA.
JOUST WOW
