I admit it. I am a shitposting troll Cruz shill.There's no sense in denying

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I admit it. I am a shitposting troll Cruz shill.

There's no sense in denying it anymore. You guys have just made it too difficult to cover up all the lies.

I've been lying about my education, my career, my sexual exploits, and most other things about me and the candidate I support.

I'm a 30yo friendless virgin with a high school diploma, no job, and I live in my dad and step mom's basement. It's a tough life and trolling /pol/ is my only reprieve, next to video games and watching Netflix.

I'm sorry for all the lying. I'll try to be kind-spirited and forthright from this point on. Please forgive me, and please stop being mean to me. I'm weak of constitution and mind, and /pol/'s abusive nature is deteriorating my mental health.

I feel I should be a man, apologize, ask for forgiveness, and be forced to earn your decency by being decent myself.

From now on, I will only give my opinions and insights on relevant matters, and I don't think who I am or what I've done will be relevant moving forward.

I will also no longer make fun of Donald Trump.

tldr: I'm sorry for all the lies, please forgive me, and let's be decent to each other.