ITT: We summon Based GOP Chairman-Elect Robert Morrow
Skeet Skeet Skeet!
>>69493441
BIG
>>69493826
ANIME
>>69493861
B O O B Y
>>69493861
TITTIES
>>69493952
>image.jpg
Get him here lads
this guy is a legend
needs to be remembered forever desu
>>69494161
I'm on my phone
>>69493952
/pol/ if we were elected as GOP chairman.
>>69493441
Not hard to summon him. He posts his phone number and says he accepts calls. Pretty based guy.
Absolute legend
He has to regular 4chan
People might call him a misogynist, but I would refute those claims, for never have I seen a man love women to such a degree.
God Bless America.
>>69493615
trump
>blocks people that DM him images of anime girls, even when they aren't very scantily clad
morrow
>fucking RT's images people send to him, and even posts some of his own
i think we all know who's really gonna make things great again
He likes pictures of Iowa BB-61.
Whenever I tweet him pics of her, he always responds.
To be fair, I don't think he actually watches anime from the way he posts, I think he only jerks it to the fanart.
>>69493996
Isn't that the guy from the office?
>>69495921
Post hawt botesluts
>>69493441
There are times when I think 4chan, spefically /pol/ is nothing more than a government psy-op testing site.
One thread about this guy instantly spawns memes? Everyone suddenly knows and loves him?
Seriously government, do you think the three people that actually browse this site wouldn't notice the almost instant way 'we' react to everything?
>>69497252
>one thread
There were times of threads on him when he was first elected, you must have missed those. That's where the memes come from
Also
>not browsing /pol/ 8 hours a day every day
>still thinking your opinion matters
>>69498160
I wish I could browse /pol/ eight hours a day.
Sometimes I envy the NEETs.
>>69498342
Don't envy us, pity us.
But fuck you for pitying us, we don't need your pity.
>>69497252
>missing all the threads since his election
keep up lad
>>69498342
Not even a neet, just a uni student with no social life. Not that that's much different. Still, I'll have a job at some pointin the future , maybe
Someone link him this thread
How can other politicians even compete?
>>69498342
a-at least you've had sex...
SKEET SKEET SKEET SKEET
>>69493615
Remember: No chestlets.
>>69498479
or your envy, fuckers
>>69498160
Archive link? I want to see this.
>>69502079
His interviews are pure gold too, go google his name, he did one just this month on the 5th.
He said he won because his name was first on the ballot lol.. and because they draw straws and flip coins and shit.
Reminder
>Morrow’s election as Republican chair of the fifth-largest county in Texas left several members of the Travis County GOP, including vice chair Matt Mackowiak, apoplectic. Mackowiak, a Republican strategist, immediately announced over social media that he would do everything in his power to remove Morrow from office.
>“We will explore every single option that exists, whether it be persuading him to resign, trying to force him to resign, constraining his power, removing his ability to spend money or resisting any attempt for him to access data or our social media account,” Mackowiak told the Tribune. “I’m treating this as a coup and as a hostile takeover.”
>“Tell them they can go fuck themselves,” Morrow told the Tribune.
I hope to one day give so few fucks.
ALL PRAISE KEK I SUMMON THEE MORROW
I envy you, texas
>>69503108
Everyone hopes to, but it's impossible to fathom how.
>>69503108
I try to give less fucks each day. I think I am making progress I've got a way to go still though.
>>69494741
I am actually hypnotized by DEZ BOOBTH
This guy's just amazing.
Someone should ask him how he feels about loli. He knows about and masturbates to hentai already.
http://www.iene.mediaset.it/video/099/toffa-solo-fantasie-sessuali-o-pedopornografia-_598099.shtml
http://mediamatters.org/research/2015/09/03/anti-clinton-author-robert-morrow-posted-bizarr/205294#slurs
>Morrow: "I Will Stick My Tongue Up Barbara Bush' Ass If Hillary Clinton Is The Next President Of The United States." [Facebook, 4/24/14]
>Morrow: "Obama Smoked Crack With And Had A Blowjob" With His "Gay Lover."
>Morrow: "If Hillary Clinton Has A Deep Spiritual And Godly Faith I Will Suck Mule's Dick And Swallow A Quart Of Its Cum." [Facebook, 4/26/14]
>Morrow: "Is Hillary Clinton A Pre-Op Or A Post-Op Transsexual?" [Facebook, 2/2/13]
>Morrow: "What Size Penis Do You Think Hillary Clinton Has: Small, Medium, Large Or Horse-Sized?" [Facebook, 9/7/14]
>The Hillary Clinton Excessive Masturbation Fantasy support group will be meeting at the Austin, TX YMCA this Thursday from 7PM to 9PM. High voltage EST technicians will be on hand to help any of you with your recovery. The public is invited. [Facebook, 12/13/14]
>Morrow: "Bill O'Reilly Is A Lying Piece Of Shit And He Is Completely Untrustworthy. He Should Have To Lick Hillary Clinton's Pussy." [Facebook, 3/2/15]
>Morrow: "What Is A Greater Threat To The USA: ISIS Or Hillary Clinton's Vaginal Odor?" [Facebook, 5/23/15]
>Morrow: "If Anyone Needs To Borrow My Hillary Clinton Blow Up Doll, I Am Finished With It For Tonight." [Facebook, 4/24/15]
>You will NOT believe this, but I have been masturbating CONSTANTLY while thinking about Caitlyn Jenner.
>Morrow: "Racism Is Bad. But So Is Political Correctness. Do All My Niggers Agree With Me?" [Facebook, 11/18/13]
>Morrow: "Something MUST BE DONE About Michelle Obama's Big Fat Ass."
>>69502246
Admittedly this woman looks like personified heaven with blond hair...
Why can't all women look like her?
We need genetic engineering! And we need it now!
>>69501393
M-Motoko! You too?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNf6q-THvTE
this guy looks COMPLETELY insane lmao
based
>>69506639
This isn't merely top-tier shitposting. This is 'special bonus level unlocked after reaching 100%' tier.
