This thread is about Best Ibera
spain is worst iberia
spanish are dirty
they throw trash on the floor all the time
spanish ham is disgusting
paella is muslim food
they are lazy
full of muslims
full of gypsies
spanish water tastes like chemicals
most spain doesn't even want to be part of spain
spain exists because of the castillan oppessor
spain cant even take Gibraltar because they are so weak
they are so bad at football their 2 best players are Portuguese and Argentinian
spanish beaches are all bad, portugal has better beaches
spanish men are effeminate and dress like girls
FREE Catalonia, Galicia and the Basques
pic related, Spanish "special" forces
>>69458986
Its basicly Israel Palestine.
And face it.
Catalonia is never going to be a country.
>>69458986
Stop talking shit about Spain in the OP though.
BEST IBERIA
BEST QTS
Spain is part of best Iberia like us.
>>69459251
ugly
>The number of Muslims in Spain reached 1.85 million in 2014, as stated in the report from April 2015, or about 4% of Spain's total population
>Islam in Spain: 800% population increase in mere 13 years
>>69459251
>dyed hair
>tattoos
>filter
>thin eyebrows
>ugly
Stop.
>>69459301
Here comes the infighting. Stop this.
for the American that was asking about age gap relationships
>http://ccaa.elpais.com/ccaa/2013/10/08/catalunya/1381188389_813752.html
a 14 year old Catalan girl got killed by her 18 year old Dominican boyfriend
that's what you get for fucking a shitskin tbqh
SPAN IS GYPSIE LAND
>>69459355
spanish with a proxy
jk spain is great but we BEST IBERIA
#BringBackSalazar
>>69458986
Holy shit I'm gay.
>>69459515
This I can get behind.
>>69459248
Light brown skin with blue eyes looks fucking hideous
>Low IQ monkeys
How can a country be so dumb?
>>69459296
>>69459318
Go outside, faggots, you'll realize it's pretty common.
SPANISH FAGGOTRY EDITION
Wow, apparently there are Legionarias...
>>69458986
special unit aka gay boy band
>>69458986
This is pasta
I like Portugal, truely best neighbour.
>>69460162
these girls aren't very cute desu
>>69460141
We know you prefer the kebab.
GFTO sven, BASED IBERIA here, not cuckistan
>>69458986
Annex Portugal
>>69460031
most of them are fascists, probably don't like gays too much
>>69460244
>annex
Can somebody explain to me why we keep sending troops to Kosovo? Why isn't that place fixed yet?
>>69460244
>That pic
>>69460031
Your shitty country have the name of a food XD
>>69460228
yes they are gook senpai
Why is OP so mad about Spain?
>>69460345
To train moderate rebels who will fight against based orthodox slavs
>>69460345
That is the excuse your bf told you.
Go check the nearest pub, he will be there.
>>69460273
Mi hermano you do have to admit that shit looks pretty gay.
>>69458986
> Those Muslim genes
I Guess you really can never really remove it.
>>69459941
>Go outside, faggots, you'll realize it's pretty common.
I don't live in the south.
>>69460438
Atleast, our special units dont look like they are about to record gay orgy porn.
>>69460560
SOUTH REKTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
Let's have fair match: wich cunt have moar beautiful girls.
Fuck that whores. Post some based Legionarios.
>>69460466
Seriously, they always say it's peace missions, but we've been going there for so long.
>>69460560
Neither do I, shithead.
>>69459963
>t. Alberto "leftist pact gobernment" barbossa
>>69458986
I love you too, cousin Portugal. When you coming back to the family home?
>>69460626
>based legionarios
>gayest outfit ever
>>69460306
>>69460688
dont make me cry ;_;
>>69460701
Never. Give us olivença and galiza
>>69460725
No thanks.
>>69458986
What fagotry is this?
>>69458986
HAHAHAHA unless we have a decent army, Exército Portuguêsc what a bunch of faggot, your womans have moustach are ugly and if we are full of gypsiesis cause we let you came here
>>69460750
hah, like if it would be an option
>>69460910
>hah, like if it would be an option
>>69460725
>yet another red/blue/white flag
Boring desu
posting my azorean cum dumpster
>>69460958
>Cherry-picking a Bourbon house king
>>69461047
Please don't. Thanks.
>>69461047
fat
>>69460958
thats why we have hordes of fucking portuguese
>>69460676
Peace missions... It's just media PR. If someone tries to hurt Kosovo, NATO can deploy troops for less than 4 hours. Most of the drugs, kidneys and weapons are coming from Kosovo even the kids know that. Also the jihadist training camps are in Kosovo. Last friday our troops were alerted, we had helicopters patrolling on the kosovian border, group of "moderate" rebels were seen.
>>69460841
Stupid gala uniform just that...
is there a reason for portugal to hate spain? real question. I always thought portugal and spain were the same only with portugal being even poorer
Daily reminder that Portugal was and continues to be England's bitch.
Only one thing can unite us and that thing might just be upon us.
>>69461377
this is just a JIDF divide and conquer tread
But u need to give olivença back anyway desu senpai
>>69461377
If you "always thought" that you are a shame both for Spain and Portugal.
Learn some history.
>tfw you forget it's probably a fucking mudslime typing
>>69461377
>I always thought portugal and spain were the same only with portugal being even poorer
No. Northern Portugal = Suebi + Basque country + French
Southern Portugal = same as above + moor admixture
>is there a reason for portugal to hate spain?
You fuckers always complain about 'MUH TARJETA' when you go to my dad's restaurant and then leave 3 star reviews because MUH TARJETA. Fuck you.
Anyway, we don't hate you, but speaking another language would do you good. You faggots make no effort to understand others when they go there, or when you go to their countries.
>>69458986
I'm not saying I'm a homo.. but.. I'm a homo?
>>69461270
We don't train rebels, I can assure you that, especially if they're muslims.
It seems like the place just doesn't want to be in peace to me, too many internal conflicts.
>>69461660
You cant imagine how many girls they fuck for having that shitty gala uniform...Inside the legion they are really fascist, and they dont see very well gays.......
Serious response now as a Spaniard (expat in 'merika).
Ideally, I'd favour reunification with both languages as co-official tongues and I consider you guys our brothers. Anyway, Gibraltar is Spanish, but I do think Olivenza is Portuguese.
>>69461891
But they are full of panchitos!
>>69461489
>olivença
You mean the Muy Noble, Notable y Siempre Leal Ciudad de Olivenza?
>>69462098
Isn't it like 90% native, though?
>>69462029
>Ideally, I'd favour reunification
Fucking why, you retard? We are nothing alike in terms of culture.
Give back Ceuta, Galicia and Olivenza.
>>69458986
I will just repost what a fellow Spaniard said last time.
>>69461678
NATO does, you may believe or not, it doesnt matter, their terrorist cells are pretty much active for a country that is big 100 km and has german, french, italian and burger bases.
>>69462159
>we are nothing alike in terms of culture
Lmao, is this what portuguese actually believe? We have bigger cultural differences inside Spain than with you.
>>69461569
North of portugal = castillian earldom
South of portugal = moor and gipsy land.
Portugal language = medieval spanish language
Portugal economy = Towel shop centers
Best portugal women = brazilian trannies
Best portugal men = portuguese women with moustache
>>69462042
>Lisboetas are literally drinking Madrid's piss and poo
>>69461660
Thank me later ;)
>>69462342
>We have bigger cultural differences inside Spain than with you
This makes literally no sense from a logical standpoint. Think about what you've just said for a second.
>>69462029
It's difficult, it seems like alot of places in Spain want to leave, and it'd be hard for people here to in a sense become Spanish again. Let's be honest, a unification would be much more Spain than Portugal.
>>69462159
>nothing alike in culture
Jajajajajaja
Okay.
>yfw Ceuta, Galicia and Olivenza are all Spanish and will be for eternity.
Now I'll go back to reading Camões.
«Hablad de castellanos y de portugueses, porque espanoles somos todos».
>>69462460
You can find equal or even bigger cultural differences between spanish regions than between these spanish regions and Portugal. That's what I mean.
>>69462471
Camões was a poet, not a historian nor a scientist.
>>69462266
Weird, man. I won't argue with you on this, I don't know shit about the place.
And i can assure most people here don't have a clue. We have no issues with the Balkans or Serbia, it's just that being part of NATO we have to do these things.
![Unidad-Operaciones-Especias--644x400[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/5KQ8ftk.jpg "Unidad-Operaciones-Especias 644x400[1]")
>>69458986
That's our Legion. Our most obsolete cannon fodder unit in the army.
Pic related is our special forces.
Besides that I agree with most things you said. Only note that our north coast has better beaches, by far, than our mediterranean shores.
>>69462570
I like how Spanish people act like we are the same people genetically but speak a slightly different tongue. In reality, Galicia was full of Suebis, and the knights of the (french) House of Burgundy bred a lot, and repopulated the conquered areas with people from the Basque Country.
>>69458986
There are still portuguese in Poortugal ?
I taught they all immigrated to Luxembourg already ? We are in need of construction workers and truck drivers.
>>69462785
Again you can find those differences inside of Spain too. The iberian people is not homogenous.
>>69462785
so, as a galician myself, what am I? a moor rapebaby, a castillian rapebaby, or a suebi rapebaby?
>>69462896
Your """""country""""" was completly cucked by strong portuguese men. get rekt son. Portuguese should be an official language over there, start learning
>>69462896
>there are 82,363 people in Luxembourg with Portuguese nationality. They constitute 16.1% of the population of Luxembourg
haha holy shit we're gonna take your non-country
>>69458986
>>69459885
Those little hat straps covering their sexy mouths are bothering me. Why even wear them? It just makes your sexy men look lazy and dumb.
>>69462994
>so, as a galician myself, what am I?
Probably Suebi/Basque hybrid, mostly Suebi.
>>69459061
You have no idea. Here in Spain we say that Catalonia is our Israel.
>>69462896
Sorry for all the rednecks. At least they don't rape and kill.
>>69462896
You're probably part Portuguese and don't even know it.
>>69463157
>>69462896
This, you're portuguese in the blood for sure. We cucked your nederlandish weak genes out of the pool fag
>>69463090
as our good australian shitposters would say, NOICE!
>>69463157
>>69463251
Nope one of the few remaining germanic/italian bloodlines. Going at least 5 generations back no portuguese in me.
>>69463150
Yep they are Hill-Portuguese that's at least what a friend from Lisboa called them. He said most people who immigrate from portugal are shit tier in portugal
>>69462592
You can find historians say the same. Take Oliveira Martins.
>>69462896
Lol our European colony think he is independent
How cute :3
ITT: Portugal tries to be the next Argentina
you guys realize you are not white and Brazil is more famous than you? also you are worse than Spain at everything you can bring to the table, we are a shit tier country but still better than Portugal, if your country was so great you would have a lot more inmigration than spain, just like everycountry that is worth a penny you useless cunts
>>69463504
>Hill-Portuguese
What's this?
>He said most people who immigrate from portugal are shit tier in portugal
Not really. Lots of people left the country during Salazar's regime, ESPECIALLY from rural regions (mostly farmers), so that's why they may seem uneducated, but they are not 'shit tier' here (even though the stigma does exist).
>>69460088
S A L A Z A R
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>>69463032
Lmao how is that even possible?
>>69463504
It's only natural, for that friend from Lisbon of yours a portuguese is either a black, a muslim, a brazillian or an idian cuz that's almost all you see there. The remaining whites talk like blacks, date blacks and listen to black music. They don't have the slightest clue what it is to be portuguese.
>>69459941
Niggers are common too, that doesn't make them magically attractive.
>>69464370
>The remaining whites
>Lisbon
You forgot to mention the 5~10% moor admixture.
>>69458986
First thought this was some gay pride parade, before I noticed the weapons.
What's wrong with those faggots?
>>69464735
>being manly is being a faggot
>>69458986
maricónes?
>>69461047
>that 2nd chin
OP must be pissed about being in the worst country in UE, stay mad.
>>69465311
Nah, mate. He's a shill trying to divide us. Portuguese are our brothers
>>69464370
Portugal ends at the southern bank of Mondego river.
this thread is depressing. it's like watching 2 retarded kids fight each other.
heads up for both spain and portugal: both of your countries are pieces of shit and filled with ugly half-moor people
>>69464866
If you think that's being manly, I guess you answered my question about what's wrong with those faggots.
This is manly. Telemark Battalion competing in traditional viking games.
![180-legionarios-escoltaran-papa-cristo-muerte-sale-vez-malaga_1_829794[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/KyadDEI.jpg "180-legionarios-escoltaran-papa-cristo-muerte-sale-vez-malaga 1 829794[1]")
>>69465864
how manly...
I like how everyone here is speaking english, keep up the good work.
>>69466260
Hah, what a bunch of queers, carrying their dead jew on a stick.
>>69465864
Vikingbro, our Legion has a faggy uniform but they're based. Lost tonnes of soldiers in the Civil War. They also had a penchant for savagery. Their battle cry was «Viva la muerte» (long live death) and their anthem is about dying for Spain and being the boyfriend of death. Nevertheless, it all went downhill after Franco died and we became a cucked nation much like our Portuguese brothers.
>>69466371
we will end up speaking English while you end up speaking Spanish, Francisco José de Todos los Santos
>>69466459
>Lost tonnes of soldiers in the Civil War. They also had a penchant for savagery. Their battle cry was «Viva la muerte» (long live death) and their anthem is about dying for Spain and being the boyfriend of death.
How is that manly? Dying like flies, being undisciplined and having a boyfriend.
>>69465864
What games are these?
>Tfw Salazar is kill and he's never coming back
>>69466554
Can't argue with that
>>69466600
1. Implying Telemark Battalion isn't fighting for the interests of American neo-cons in the Middle East.
2. Didn't say that was manly. Simply a parenthetical statement.
3. Muerte is feminine in Spanish.
>>69467032
>tfw Franco is kill
>tfw Salazar is kill
>tfw no based Iberian statesmen
Portugalbro, you seem like a reasonable fellow Iberian. Care to explain why your compatriot had decided to be a divisive shill?
>>69467017
Not sure about the specifics, but here are some links:
http://defence.pk/threads/nordic-defense-news-pictures-videos-and-history.347504/page-17
http://semperannoying.tumblr.com/post/119623708996/norwegian-army-soldiers-compete-for-the-title-of
The Telemark Battalion is heavily inspired by viking imagery. Their insignia is a longship, though they also seem to use the skull from The Punisher. A few years ago they were criticized for using viking war cries before battle (To Valhalla) and for spraying the Punisher skull on the houses of suspected terrorists in Afghanistan.
>>69467235
>Care to explain why your compatriot had decided to be a divisive shill?
We keep the banter between ourselves, usually, as it should be.
>>69458986
Why are some Portuguese so salty about Spain all the time? Makes u sound like an upset little kid. I love both countries
>>69467107
>1. Implying Telemark Battalion isn't fighting for the interests of American neo-cons in the Middle East.
Boohoo. They've taken virtually no losses, get to kill muds and acquire useful combat experience.
Iberia is actually Westgoths+Moors
>>69467738
what about the indigenous iberians?
don't say >moors
>>69467419
Really cool, i wish we would have a batallion like this!
>>69463537
>>69467485
Haven't addressed this btw
>>69463090
>Galicia
>Basque
>>69467931
No one's going to fuck with Finland after what you did to the Soviets in WW2.
>>69467738
>implying the Moor bit is anything but a meme
>>69468070
Yea but i meant like having a batallion that is professional and also then we could compete in these games vs Nor Swe DK every year (and then we all could laugh at swedes being the biggest losers every year)
>>69467589
Dying for the fatherland is manly, in my view. Maybe Norwegians don't consider it so.
>>69468177
Defend this
>>69468277
I think Patton said it best:
The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his.
>>69468347
Moors got rekt and Moriscos were expelled à la Trump.
Give me a sec to find studies.
>>69468469
Very well. They're still not fags, though
>>69468469
From what I have heard the foreign legion is plain old hired guns. Decent mercenaries. Nothing to be proud of
>>69468909
Meant to reply to the murikan
>>69468347
>>69468673
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC1275654/
www.bcn.cat/lesestrellesdelaciencia/es/temas/GeneticaIyC.pdf (in Spanish)
>>69468909
It's not really a foreign legion à la française desu. The only foreigners allowed are Iberoamericans. >>69469015
Spanish in America, not American.
>>69458986
Best Iberia is nation of Georgia
>>69458986
Spanish special forces (GOE). Pic
Portugal air force:
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Ycff10JcXME
>>69469166
Yeah I was thinking of the French
>>69469287
Yeah. Those are basically the wastes of air and space with nothing to strive for in life.
Portubros how do I live in the Azores?
Looks like paradise desu
>>69468263
We did participate in the Cold Response -drill just a month ago though
>>69458986
I-Is...Is that Bear Team 6 ?
>>69468765
Well, they dress like fags, but I honestly don't know anything else about them, so I guess I'll refrain from passing judgement on them.
It's just a bit of friendly banter.
To be honest, both my grandmother and father love Spain. My grandmother had a house there during the Franco years and lived there during the winter months. She used to tell me about how friendly the Guardia Civil was. They'd frequently patrol the area and would drop by for a drink.
My father loves the country so much that he actually took his family (including me) to live there for a year, and still visits a few times a year. Recently, he's been reading up on the muslim occupation of Spain and how they were expelled, and he loves to talk about it, so I know more about Spanish history than I'd like to admit. Even my brother seems to love Spanish culture, and picked up the language when we lived there. I recently visited his house, and it seems he's trying to brush up on his Spanish. His entire apartment was filled with post-it notes with Spanish words. He also travels there once or twice a year, and has found this weird anarchist village in the mountains that he keeps talking about.
>>69469657
You go there and live
>>69460573
You all seems to be fucking stupid.
They are at a militar parade, and they wear the tradtitional suit.
>>69468263
Yeah, that would be cool. We have some civilian viking games, and then there's the more commercialized strongman competitions, but it would be cool to have a military viking competition between the Scandinavian countries. I'm honestly surprised it doesn't exist.
>>69470091
Kek. No worries, m8.
>>69470223
Talk about burdening your troops with a lot of high tech garbage and all that shit on their weapon is going to slow them down in a close quarter fire fight.
>the third worlders bickering amongst themseves thread is still going
Our army is full of moroccans, gypsies and south americans
the lowest of the low
>>69470308
Exactly, having muh elite warriors competing against each other. I would find it more interesting than just athletes competing for some reason.
Portugal > Spain
You guys speak better english, and your women are far better
>>69470424
>60% white
>>69470577
Looks like the KKK on viagra.
>>69470308
There are to an extent these things, but viking games are simply not that widespread yet in norway. But I know of a few clubs in Oslo, few friends are part of it.
These things are huge in russia and other eastern countries, look it up it's 100 vs 100 russians clashing into eachother in full armour, fighting like real blyats
>>69460545
I forgot this.
They are an elite corps trained in Ceuta in desertic conditions.
There are a lot of ceutíes in the Legión and they are literaly moors.
Don't forget, Franco probably won the war because his relation with Millán Astray, founder of "la Legión" and their support.
Pic related.
>>69469657
lol
>>69470871
High test kkk
>>69470733
>Portuguese women
Make sure she shaves every 6 hours.
>>69470876
Did you watch that NRK show Anno in 2014? It had some model who was obsessed with viking culture in it.
The guy loves to brag and act tough, but I actually went to the same school as him growing up. As a kid he was a weird, obnoxious little fuck with no friends, and I used to bully him. It was weird seeing him on TV.
It's strange how good looks can make a hardcore geek like him seem like an interesting person, rather than a weirdo.
>>69471389
they're objectively better looking and lack the horse faces of their spanish cousins
>>69470419
Again, it seems there are a lot of portuguese around the world or there are a lot of trolls ...
Extreme conditions equipment only to prove that the traditional uniform is only for parades.
If you look closely no army in the world would equip with diferent camouflage colors a recon unit.
It's an example. Nothing more, nothing less.
>>69470424
They are butthurt lately, I don't know why.
Probably a Catalán or a plain idiot living in Lisboa.
>>69471534
There's nothing wrong with liking bearded ladies, Britbong, but you can get them in Austria.
... and they win Eurovision
>>69470948
BASED
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Why do you keep making this thread, OP?
[Current year] Portugal is an embarrassement to the world.
>>69459794
Is that what you consider ""light brown skin""?
>>69471718
funnily enough I absolutely adore Austrian women too. Dem child birthing hips
Also didn't actually realise Portuguese women had a reputation of being hairy
russia is more european than portugal
>>69460508
Is that a FAMAS?
>>69472183
:^)
Spanish men also appear to like them considering my mother married my father.
>>69471943
Iberia 2016, Portugalbro.
>>69472280
Jajajajajaja
No
>>69472659
In English
>>69472346
No, it's a 4.5 Kg noise making machine that should have been replaced decades ago.
But hey, it's not like we'll be fighting any wars so who cares.
>>69472880
why dont you use the 50. cal gyrojet musket with muslim seeking booletz?
>>69458986
jesus christ those are the most faggy looking soldiers ive ever seen
>>69473370
lmao
BASED
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Can't we put our differences aside, kick the muslims out again and then go back to arguing who is better?
>>69473952
^
Leave the bantz for the day after the last moor has been expelled
>>69460709
just because you are turned on by it, doesn't make it gay.
5º Império when?
![legionarios1[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/5Ah7B3r.jpg "legionarios1[1]")
![BakuIqEIYAAjpnU[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Z5A9Oqc.jpg "BakuIqEIYAAjpnU[1]")
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