http://trumpgeneral.com
http://cruzsexscandal.com/
>Truth About #CruzSexScandal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YH2nUoDLhL8
SIGN THE PETITION: https://www.change.org/p/chairman-reince-priebus-republican-national-committee-we-will-walk-from-the-rnc
>DELEGATES Big Don: 755/Zodiac Killer: 465/Soros Puppet: 144
SUPER GOP ELECTION TRACKER: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1hkgLa844MzTgeqcmrkeSrLnq7vJJZl2S7lMz8Qf5xq8/edit#gid=0
Latest Banter: https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump
http://www.donaldtrump2016online.com/
RALLIES/TH
>Temecula, CA Citizens Rally 3/26/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7iPLVibXBSY
INTERVIEWS
>Trump on Fox & Friends 3/28/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hrDL3MMRE4c
>Trump on O’Reilly 3/28/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJ6IhCVHpbg
>Trump on Savage Nation 3/28/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gcETcYdKyGc
>Trump on ABC 3/27/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gIxSfrBuWJk
>Roger Stone 3/27/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68NqOWq_Gk0
ENTERTAINMENT
>Cuffclinton.com
>Trump Effect
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYTJYCdebzQ
>Prez Like T
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0S22BFaos6A
>COMFY: Trump Drives You Home
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MpxPwvaHp2o
>Ted Copulates w/ Rats
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=952HC0Qy_tI
>YCSTT Vol. XXII
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3s1TqVNOL0w
>The Hillary Elephant
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3prWbKb25KQ
UPCOMING EVENTS
http://www.donaldjtrump.com/events/
Official /Trump/ Playlist
http://pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WHcaP1-4Wbk
TRUMPGEN ARCHIVE
http://trumpshow.info/
http://pastebin.com/9CEvNgV0
http://pastebin.com/E3nwRBJe
https://mega.nz/#F!ScYQybBC!tV2EHJPyBcFT2P-j5pZAGg (Daily Updates)
RALLY
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-5N6Bxy_h4 RSB
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kLA7snH_wIw LB
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DnupRr9O3qI DTS
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AAG7ndUv_Cg NU
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mq5hrUDoYo FOX
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HILLARY
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Fucking feels man wtf
Does anyone know if Donald J. Trump has ever gotten a boner in public? I was playing outside yesterday when I got a boner and had to sit down for five whole minutes until it went away. I have never been so scared in my whole life. Anyways, I hope that Donald J. Trump gets a boner in public so it will make boys less scared for when they get boners in public too :)
WEW WEEPING WOMAN
STUPID DOGS
oh no
Bet a million dollars everyone in the media calls her a plant tomorrow
The tears, make them stop. :(
Holy fucking shit I can't do this, it's so sad.
MAGA
MAGA
I didn't expect this
NOT A DRY EYE IN THE ROOM
I'm crying right now
fuck i got tears
I DID NOT ASK FOR THESE FEELS!
;-;
can't deal with it
>signing them like butter
Is this some obscure american saying?
;___;
>>69275744
;_;
Holy fuck what's going on
>>69275744
Fuck the feels are coming out now
I came here to stump, not to feel
Dusty in here.
TEARS EDITION
TRUMP IS A HERO EDITION
>my son who is mexican-american
God damn it!!!
OUTPOURING OF LOVE
who's chopping onions?
>>69275914
>obscure
I say it all the time
AWOOOOO
This story
he just won the election with that
daww
I did not expect to have these feels at Trump rally.
Based Trump
FUCK
this crying lady sounds hot
>>69275744
>I don't remember that
>no wait I do remember that
Did I hear that right?
I WANSNT PREPARED FOR THESE FEELS
This man has a heart of platinum
WHAT'S HAPPENING
TRUMP ADOPTS HIM ON THE SPOT!
>Trump rally
FEELING IT
FEELING IT BAD
FEELS
>watch trump rally for high energy
>cry like a bitch
>he's mexican american :^)
You guys do realize Drumpf will bring about nuclear war?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vRBjxiPOrg
Trump's gonna molest a dying woman
Give it to me straight /pol/, will I ever have the opportunity to waifu a chick this based?
God damn Kinsey. I would take a bullet for her.
THIS IS BEAUTIFUL
I'M GONNA FUCKING CRY
PLEASE LIVE MRS WISCONSIN 2005
Trump is the man
TRUMP HIT A NEW LOW
PLACING FAKE CANCER PLANTS TO IMPROVE HIS IMAGE
>>69275853
lad...
>I've been writing letters to him for when I'm in Heaven.
Damn I didn't need that
Jesus
I DONT WANT THOSE FEELS
Obv plant is obv
>woman
>mexican
Kekekekekek
>>69275914
how do Australians sign them?
REAL HUMAN BEAN
THESE FEELS
OMG WHAT IS GOING ON?
A TERMINALLY ILL BEAUTY QUEEN MOTHER OF A MEXICAN AMERICAN CHILD WHO WILL BE EDUCATED THANKS TO TRUMP
HOW IS THIS EVEN POSSIBLE?
h-ha good trump r-rally like usual r-right guys
Why is everyone crying ?
So what is wrong with her? I don't get it. She got a bad hair cut?
FUCKKKK SHE'S HOT ;_;
Trump will fund her son's bricklaying apprenticeship
>I'll be watching him from heaven
fug i'm tearing up a little
THIS WOMAN JUST BLEW THE FUCKING LID OFF TRUMP'S FINALE, HOLY SHIT. THE AMERICAN DREAM IS ALIVE.
damn onions
THIS IS SOME REALLY SAD SHIT
>>69276027
OY
Y
VEY
E
Y
>"I wrote letters for him when I'm in heaven"
>>69276108
>"This will be our final battle.."
She sounded like she was having an orgasm when she hugged him.
What kind of thread is this?!
Looks dumb
**** goes in all fields
>i'm writing letters for him
>when i'll be in heaven
FEELS GUYS
>my son is mexican-american
Liberal cucks saying crying woman staged, I doubt it but does anyone have proof of her story?
That woman looks like that one chick from Watch Dogs.
WAIT WHAT DID I MISS? WHY ARE WE SAD?
>>69276138
keep crying bitch nigga
>mfw Trump's presidency cures her illness
Jesus Christ, the feels came out of nowhere.
>>69276038
t. Alberto Barbosa
>>69276095
it's 2gud2betrue
i've gotta bad feeling about this
dem feels
>>69276138
(You)
>69276138
eat dick, shill
>>69276137
>>69276137
>>69276137
>>69276137
ITS RAINING, ISN'T IT?!
I was not prepared for these feels.
G-guys.
Why did Trump make me feel today?
>>69276138
YOU HAVE TO GO BACK TO THE OTHER THREAD AHMED
>>69276151
me too
The PR for this one...
damn
>>69276077
>anyone is disagree with is a plant/racist/bigot/sexist/xenophobe/islamaphobe/phobeaphobe
>>69276039
build your own
>>69276138
MODS
HERE'S THE DUMB WHORE WHOSE SON WE'RE DEPORTING WHEN SHE DIES
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3XiuSb_io_I
>>69276138
It's good marketing
>>69276095
she was bought by Drumpf obviously
look at all these pussies crying in this thread haha
>>69276138
nigger I was talking about butter, do you read what you post?
>>69276138
>it's not halal
Get lost.
ITS OVER TRUMP HAS WON
ALL THE FUCKING FEELS
>>69275744
Yes, I'm calling for a personal army. A German is actually call someone else a wuss
>>69276172
libcucks say that because it's what libcucks would do.
How does anyone find it possible to hate this man?
Sick of these town hall sobs stories. >Mr. trump, pls Gibs?
Btw what's with the mods? Giving me a warning because I acknowledge someone's dubs? GFY
>>69276027
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vRBjxiPOrg
>טד קרוז
>>69276138
can we ban this faggot mudslime already
>>69276138
man the UK must pay you a lot for your autism since all you do is shitpost here all day, mehmet
>>69275853
If you just start thinking about taking a piss it goes away so you don't have to wait for 5 minuets lad
>>69276287
>american 'banter'
>>69276157
That's it i am for Trump
Holy shit.
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/714898756420939780
>>69275744
MICHELLE FIELDS OFFICIALLY ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>69276138
GET A LIFE
BIN THAT KNIFE
;_;
FUCK YEAH
TRUMP CONFIRMED PRO-UKRAINE
SUCK IT PUTINFAGS
SLAVA UKRAINI
>God wants to let this die.
baka
>>69276227
catchin maga feels, bring it in boys
>>69276309
ENVY
When she lives Trump will be on the same level as Jesus. We are seeing a new Lord coming into his final form.
>>69276138
>baiting for (you)'s
pathetic
>>69276175
A terminally ill woman thanked Trump for giving her a check and hoe she may not be here today if not for him.
>>69275853
Mmmm delicious. This pasta is amazing.
>>69276138
>Implying that isn't the entire left.
THESE FEELS
PLUS
>TFW NO TRUMP GF
>>69276273
Trump won't be deporting children of US citizens
only children of illegals
>>69276157
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3XiuSb_io_I
>>69275970
based Dersu Uzala.. rest in peace little woodsman
>>69276273
>mfw I heartily chuckled at this
>>69276215
it really is
>GOD CONFIRMED AMERICAN
>are you okay?
>n-no but that's okay
;----------;
>trump brushes aside that girl and starts talking about himself winning an election again
jeez...
What happened
>>69276358
IM NOT SAYING ITS CONDOMS BUT IF YOU TURN UP THE CONTRAST.....
BASED MODS
TRUMP GOING DEUS VULT MODE
GOD WILLS IT
DEUS VULT
>>69275853
If superbad taught me anything it's to flip you boner into your waistband. It really works.
Best thing from this rally was Trump saying that he won't use executive orders, anyone agreed ?
I was sick of Obama playing dictator with these orders.
I didn't come here to feel bros.
>>69276417
ITALIAAAAAA :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
>reeling in the religious
>I'm gonna end this town hall right now, how could you top that!
Continues rambling for 20 more minutes...
>CNN: Trump rapes woman by kissing her on the cheek.
>>69276490
He's mostly finished with that
>>69276273
I'd definitely bang her soon to be dead pussy
>>69276359
Andrew Jackson is better than either woman.
>falling asleep
Kek
>>69276490
It would make her feel bad for the whole room to be depressed for the rest of the afternoon
>>69276138
>t. Ahmed
>>69276539
He has said that before, but I always enjoy hearing it tbqh
>>69276521
KEK
>NEW ANGLE OF THE MASE OF JUSTICE
https://twitter.com/gazettextra/status/714949342549958656
Not only is Trump a racist but also protects woman abusers
>>69276494
Woman who is dying thanks Trump for giving Mexican-American education.
>>69276539
He'll be signing them like butter
Whatever the fuck that means
>>69276489
I-It's all gonna be okay.
>>69276521
kek nice one
>>69276490
He's got her address, stupid. they can talk later. he's on a timetable.
>Still worshipping Drumpf
>>69275655
>>69276358
stylus or detonator? you decide
>>69276559
:DDDDDDD
>>69276586
>CNN: Trump rapes woman
>>69276563
>that webm
STEALTH TRUMP
>>69276460
Best woodsman
>ass blasted retard gets banned
It's a real cuck shoah in here!
>>69276358
polonium microjector.
whats the blond kid with the donald drawing doing????
>>69276563
SNEAKY
>>69276302
Ironic that they're calling Trump a wuss after Fields is pressing charges for 'battery'.
Fucking incredible
>I'd rather give a million to you, for your boy
>but I wont
>>69276600
Degenerate Double Dubs
Mournfully checked
>>69276366
>Trump confirmed for secretly plotting against Putin
Russoboo's on suicide watch, can't wait until he resurrects Patton annexes Crimea again
>>69276676
(You)
>>69276521
She's working with Amanda! nice find Anon.
>>69276564
Yeah this is his weakness, his vanity and his ego are countering the amazing traits he has otherwise.
I cant watch the rally atm can someone please post a video of whatever everyone is feelposting about
Thanks
CRUZ ROASTED
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eG5zMlhG_Ms
>miss wisconsin 2005 made a video for her son to watch when she dies
holy fucking shit i want off this ride
CANANDA CRUZ BTFO
>http://thegreatpageantcommunity.com/2015/07/02/melissa-consin-young-comes-out-to-support-donald-trump/
>http://thegreatpageantcommunity.com/2015/07/02/melissa-consin-young-comes-out-to-support-donald-trump/
>http://thegreatpageantcommunity.com/2015/07/02/melissa-consin-young-comes-out-to-support-donald-trump/
let the tears out /pol/
>>69276677
Epi pen injector with poison.
http://thepageantplanet.com/miss-wisconsin-usa-2005-fighting-for-her-life/
I got a lump in my throat.
TRUMP NAMES THE CANUCK
>>69276730
Her disease is incurable.
THESE PAST FEW WEEKS HAVE BEEN A ROLLERCOASTER RIDE, LADS
>trump defending eminent domain in a republican-filled roomed
D-d-donald.. know your audience...
Anyone got a screenshot of the girl when she hugged Trump? She looked damn cute with that little mohawk
PROGNOSTICATOR
>>69276128
Brick layers make a shit ton of money. Not a bad life.
>>69276710
raising his hand to be called on
>>69276633
AHAHAHAHAHA
DUMB BITCH SWUNG FIRST
CHAT SHIT
GET BANGED
>>69276637
all the MSM will say is he is sexist for saying; "I can see why." when she said she was a beauty pageant winner.
>>69276676
>Drumpf
Here is your (you)
>>69275853
That hasn't happened to me since high school.
>sitting in class with a massive stiffy
>jeans a little too tight
>a little too hot in the classroom
>uncomfortable as fuck but can't stop fantasizing about raping the girl in front of me in the bathroom
CANADA TED BTFO
RATO HORTON BTFO.
>He's not going to win, but if he does...
I love Trump
FROM CANADA WHERE CRUZ WAS BORN TO TEXAS WHERE HE'S REPRESENTING
FOOOOKING REKT
>>69276789
Tell tyrone to pullout.
>>69276157
is that Michael J Fox
>>69276634
>>69276676
suck more dick
>>69276764
>former Miss Wisconsin will die soon
>has a son
>was able to provide son with college education because of the Don
MY SIDES
You guys still shilling and voting for a man that says things like: "I have the best words" and "vaccines cause autism". How can you still think this man will make the USA better?
Friendly reminder that Europe and probably the rest of the world don't want this guy to be POTUS and have this much power. If you are anti esteblishment I completely understand that, but why don't vote for Bernie. He will make your social security as good as in my country and scandinavian countries. He will also fix the 2nd amendment and you guys will have less gun crime.
>>69276494
T-time to...
>>69276867
Hue hue.
>>69276366
Гepoям cлaвa!
PROGNOSTICATOR OF PROGNOSTICATORS.
Oh wrong thread.
HOW IS THE RALLY SO FAR?
OUT OF 10?
>>69276563
This always makes me laugh, he comes out of no where grinning.
I love it.
>>69276842
Oh my god his face.
I felt physically ill.
>>69276354
This. Tbh, I was the one behind the Cruz concern trolling. But this rally moved me. I want to be a part of whatever magic happened here today
>>69276877
Trump will lose Wisconsin because of this
what happened to reuters. holy shit.
>>69276769
IS THAT THE GIRL THAT WAS AT THE RALLY?
TIME TO TOPPLE RATO FROM HIS PERCH.
>>69276359
>replace Jackson for muh feels
>>69276934
Sleepy tears/10
>>69276564
>I SHOULD end this right now
>>69276902
fuck off ahmed
canadians btfo
>>69276916
>My wife's children and I protesting Drumpf
Y'ALL READY FOR THIS
>>69276950
>122 respondents
When is the WI vote?
>>69276964
yep, melissa young
>>69276934
15/10
Excellent rally.
>>69276903
trump_in_rain.gif
>Melissa Young, Miss Wisconsin USA 2005, won the hearts of the contestants at the Miss USA pageant in 2005 when she was awarded miss congeniality. Young is no longer fighting for a crown, but rather her own life.
“My illness was caused by a doctors medical negligence. The Mayo Clinic probably said it best, calling it ‘dust swept under the rug, preventable, careless, and a total disregard for human life by a medical professional.’ Young said.
Herself and her husband were expecting their first and only child.
Illness Strikes Miss Wisconsin USA 2005
“We were over the moon,” she said. “During my pregnancy I became very ill. I couldn’t stand without passing out. Just lifting my head was too much. I begged my doctor to help me over and over. My husband would carry me into his office. I was begging him saying I’d sleep there on his floor til he helped me. I told him over and over again for months that I think I’m dying. His response was ‘ it’s your first pregnancy you look great.’ He failed to hear me or even run simple blood work. 3 weeks before my due date I passed out trying to get to the phone. My husband found me & called 911. At the hospital they induced my labor.”
Blood tests had shown her liver and kidneys had shut down. Because of the prolonged suffering and trauma Young went into complete autonomic failure. The autonomic nervous system is the part of the brain that controls heart rate, blood pressure, body temperature, respiration, digestion and most vital organs.
>>69276950
>122 people
>>69276934
Chopping Onions/10
It was his best rally`
>>69276564
I think he meant to stop asking questions
>>69276916
haha the literal cuck
>space jam again
>>69276902
We don't care fag. Mind your own tiny country .
That music
>>69276882
>gives a college ride to a Mexican American
A DECADE before deciding to run for Potus.
>>69276950
Trump stopped doing rallies.
>>69276902
>Wanting to be part of euroarabia
Opkankeren kanker mogool
>>69276358
talking about it means you are playing right into their hands. Cruz wants to take the focus off his sex scandal. And he has
Trump needs fucking discipline
MORTAL KOMBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
haha they're playing it again
>>69276902
>Friendly reminder that Europe and probably the rest of the world don't want this guy to be POTUS
When you vote for the president of the netherlands do you do it based on who you think the citizens of the US think you should vote for?
Good thing Trump talked for 10 more minutes. Imagine this music playing right after that dying girl with feels
DAT SONG
Anyway, time for breakfast lads
>>69277039
April 5
>>69277039
april 5th
SPACE JAM
>>69276950
>Trump drops
>wouldnt vote spikes
The racist sexist meme is starting to take a toll...
>>69276934
Sad as fuck/10
YA'LL READY FO DIS
>>69276902
>Europe
>Relevant
Please Jasper. Don't you have Muhammad dick to swallow?
Q&A's are his best
>>69277060
“Mine shut off like a light switch and there is no way for doctors to manipulate that part of the brain to tell it how to work again. My heart is really struggling. After a number of unsuccessful heart procedures and no chance at getting a new heart because the message is coming from my brain. My heart is now in the condition of an 88 year old woman,” she said.
Be Brave for Jack
A friend she had made while competing in the pageant alongside of her, Chelsea Cooley Altman, who happened to win the title of Miss USA 2005, started a fund for her son Jack. This fund is known as the Be Brave for Jack fund.
Altman says, as a parent, there are a lot of struggles and worries that we consume ourselves with. Melissa is enduring more than I can ever imagine. We often worry about our children’s future. Please help me ease this stress for Melissa, as we strive to fund a college scholarship for Jack. Like Melissa, we can Be Brave for Jack.
If you wish to help contribute you can do so by heading to https://fundanything.com/en/campaigns/be-brave-for-jack and making a donation. A goal of $10,000 is almost accomplished.
YALL READY FOR THIS?
>>69276390
looks like a gay orgy.
>>69276273
"Mexican-AMERICAN" son.
>>69276736
Patton descendant here
Working on black magic resurection spell as we speak...
GERMANY SPOTTED
>>69277127
FUCKING TOPKEK
>>69277036
>>69277063
>What is a panel data model.
If its cross sections of different independent samples of 122 people at all those points in time its fine.
>>69277060
jesus that's awful
>>69276902
Arme knul.
>>69277082
It was shit, you could see that he and the people there weren't really into it.
Now for a hyped rally tomorrow.
The Niggus and the Wymns will never vote for gump.
Billary > gump
>>69276633
EQUAL RIGHTS, EQUAL FIGHTS
>>69277115
This is Mortal Kombat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EAwWPadFsOA
>>69276934
1776/10
>>69276710
not sucking this dick unfortunately
PROGNOSTICATOR
NEW BREAD
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>>69277036
>>69277063
ye thats what i mean
they usually have 5-600 ppl samples.
Now this low energy poll 2 days in a row with results completely out of line to anything else recently published.
>tfw no qt trump supporter american gf
>>69276902
Too much swampgas for this swampgerman.
>>69277108
Great thinking Northern Belgium keep it up.
>>69276846
Wew lad
>>69276633
loving all the red hats
>>69276934
its great
im not crying
its just raining/10
>>69277127
KEK
"It's incurable"
MORTAL KOOOOOMBAT
The story here is that Trump gave her son free college. And there is no publicity about that what so ever.
Kills this idea that he is an asshole.
We need this video asap.
>"Mr Trump I'm dying"
>"Are you ready for this" starts playing
ARE YOU GUYS SEEING THIS CROWD!
Someone needs to stop all these batteries and assualts. This is insane!
>>69277108
I know Nigel and greet, but who is the french lady and the austrialain dude?
>>69276934
in the feel/10
>>69276902
HABUBUBALALALA SQUIGGLY SQUIGGLY JIHAD JIHAD ALLAH MUHHAMMAD ALI FATWA ALLLAAAH
>>69277292
If you have an accent you will do very well here.
>>69276633
bolshevik logic
>y u speke meney words i hit u
>*mased* RAPE RAPE CHARGES PRISON
>>69277108
Also where the fuck is putin?
>>69277328
I had a laugh
SHILLARY WITH HER LOYAL SLAVES IN THE BACK.
>I share a country with these subhumans
>>69276902
shut up cuck
>>69276688
>Fox: TRUMP LUSTS AFTER AND BRUTALLY SAVAGES WOMAN IN TEARS WITH HIS CHEEK TO CHEEK PECKER FOLLOWING AFTER THE FOOTSTEPS OF NOW ARRESTED CAMPAIGN MANAGER COREY.
>>69276563
>A wild Trump appears
>>69276902
Stay where you are and worry aboit your own.
We got this.
>>69276633
dat trigger finger
>>69276982
>>69277054
>>69277094
>>69277108
>>69277125
>>69277166
>>69277234
>>69277298
thx for the (you)s lads
NEW BREAD
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>>69277236
Are you feeling Mohammed cock in your ass?
>>69276736
You and me both mang
>>69275744
>Voting for an individual that advocates and condones physical violence.
I thought the United States valued civility?
YALL READY FOR THIS
>>69277236
How would you know, Burak?
>>69277212
first cousin twice removed of General Edward Lawrence Logan here ... I'll say prayers to him to help.
>>69277395
>tfw classic english accent
>have a thing for american girls
>american girls love it
life is good
>>69276633
She attacked first
She had it coming.
>>69277488
We value victories.
>>69276846
>on packed subway train standing up
>5/10 with 10/10 ass in yoga pants in front of me
>train jostles
>an ass cheek bumps my crotch
>my great oppressor awakens. "IS IT NOW? ARE WE DOING IT NOW?" It asks as it rises to battle station
>not enough room to push my dick back down because i might bump her ass
>dick is straining my pants, can't do the thigh shuffle to get it between my legs because it has left the abort zone and is reaching the atmosphere
>notice to my left a wimpy looking faggot taking a seat
>turn to face him, tent fully pitched
>push my dick down with my hand, this is right at his eye level
>his eyes become wide
>I tell the little bitch boy to give his seat to the woman
>he looks annoyed
>she says "oh thank you but you don't have to"
>I stare this beta faggot down, he gets up and she sits down
>tell her it was my privilege
>stand at an angle where she can't see my pitched tent
>spend the next five minutes poking a guy in the ass with my dick on the subway
>my stop is next, my great oppressor has gone back to sleep
>ask the girl for her number
>she gives it to me
>berniefag eyes wide with confusion
>I wink at him as I exit the car
I almost got labeled a sex offender that day. Thanks reddit for being there when I needed you to hide my boner.
>>69277603
Good news is that a lot of foreign girls like American accents because of Hollywood.
Really glad I don't have a bad accent like a Southern or Nebraska style accent.
>>69277947
>nebraska
>accent
Where the fuck are you from commie shitstain?
>>69277353
>not knowing who Tony Abbot is
>>69277947
lots of brit girls like the american accent
enjoy your pick of our finest big breasted slags
>>69277947
Personally, I adore Southern accents.
>>69276813
he did it in a way in which they would have to support it. pretty fucking genius argument.
>>69278119
le stop the boats man
>>69275958
I think she is the mexican, anon.
>>69278110
Never been to Nebraska, I meant like the Dakotas or Minnesota. Wrong state. Don't really care.
>>69278144
I'll pass hahahaha
>>69278160
I lived with a guy who had a pretty thick Alabama accent for a while and he made Sweet Tea almost every day.
>>69276902
suck a muslim dick cuck
