[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / biz / c / cgl / ck / cm / co / d / diy / e / fa / fit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mu / n / news / o / out / p / po / pol / qa / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y / ] [Home]
4chanarchives logo

ISIS Has Hijacked A Egyptian Plane Hostage Situation Happening!!!!


Thread replies: 364
Thread images: 71

File: 1459029742073.jpg (4MB, 2400x1800px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1459029742073.jpg
4MB, 2400x1800px
GET IN HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stream

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y60wDzZt8yg
>>
File: 1449801236548.jpg (8KB, 316x202px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1449801236548.jpg
8KB, 316x202px
DEATH TO ISIS

DEUS VULT
>>
File: 1452744779360.png (58KB, 898x628px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1452744779360.png
58KB, 898x628px
>>69207798
>>
>>69207798
wew
>>
Muslim bastards make me sick to my ass
>>
>>69207798
it's a nigger
>>
How much more fucked do you think this would have been if this exact same scenario happened in the US?
>>
File: shrug.jpg (23KB, 500x310px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
shrug.jpg
23KB, 500x310px
>>69207798

Isn't this situation basically over already?
>>
File: 1445865618878.gif (330KB, 400x400px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1445865618878.gif
330KB, 400x400px
blow up
>>
TRUMP CAN'T WIN

WE ARE DOOMED

PREPARE FOR THE INEVITABLE

EMPRESS DOWAGER HILLARY CLINTON

ALL SHALL KNEEL

BEG FOR MERCY
>>
File: 1459180977228.jpg (19KB, 472x545px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1459180977228.jpg
19KB, 472x545px
DESU VULT
>>
I HAVE A TERRIBLE FEELING WE ARE ON THE CUSP OF A MAJOR HAPPENING
>>
>>69207914
>>
Deus vult!
>>
>>69207798
WE
>>
>>69207884

why would it be more fucked?
>>
I like this hijacker's moxie
>>
We've overused meme magic and our well has run dry boys. We have to pay tribute to kek or we receive no meme magic in return. Don't be greedy. How do we pay tribute to our god?
>>
>WHY CANT WE WATERBOARD
>>
THIS SHOWS HOW DESPERATE REFUGEES ARE

OPEN
THE
GATES
>>
This is gay as fuck


they're saying he's seeking asylum


I want my fucking happening
>>
>>69207798
>nothing happening
>makes a new thread

y u do dis doe
>>
Egyptian National
>>
WHO ARE THE 4 FOREIGNERS?
>>
File: 1435087346486.png (673KB, 811x715px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1435087346486.png
673KB, 811x715px
THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
>>
gib asylum pls
>>
File: 1456281524101.gif (253KB, 447x415px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1456281524101.gif
253KB, 447x415px
>EGYPTIAN NATIONAL
HE'S

FUCKING

MUSLIM

JUST FUCKING SAY ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
>>
>>69207798
This is the 5th thread. All the other ones are still fucking active you dumb nigger.
>>
>ITT: bigots slandering a great religion of over 1 billion people

You are so predictable.
>>
is this the worst terrorist in history
>>
File: 1458078731156.gif (2MB, 200x200px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1458078731156.gif
2MB, 200x200px
BOOM
>>
>>69207905
frog tech?
>>
he jsut wanted to fly a plane a lil
>>
Demanding Asylum from hostage situation

holy shit, somewhere there is a swede crying to let this dude in
>>
File: god wills it.jpg (95KB, 500x600px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
god wills it.jpg
95KB, 500x600px
>>69207864
DEATH TO ISIS

DEUS VULT
>>
>>69207798
So this mudslime hijacked a plane to try to get asylum in Cyprus? Fucking kek. Wtf is he thinking?
>>
This is weird guys
>>
>>69207931
Where are you hearing this? I'm listening to RT
>>
>>69207925

got a lot of gumption, that's for sure
>>
>>69207929
>>
They let the Egyptians go but kept the Europeans and crew.
>>
>>69207884

They would have hijacked multiple planes across the country.
>>
Plane go boom
>>
WE
>>
>Plan to bomb flight midair
>Suicide vest fails to detonate
>"Shit"
>Pretend it works anyway and force the plane to land
>IT WAS JUST A PRANK GUYS PLZ GIB ASYLUM
10/10 for improvisation
>>
>>69207907
Stop with the all caps

I'M STARTING TO PANIC
>>
>he's a reasonable thinking person
Fuck whoever is speaking right now. Fuck them, they can't keep getting away with this
>>
why the fuck didnt they squawk 7500
>>
>>69207930
>>69207931

If he's seeking asylum why did he go to all the trouble of hijacking a plane? He could have just rocked up in Cuckmoney and been given a house, money and a child to abuse.
>>
>>69208017
WUZ
>>
>demanding political asylum

lol it's fucking nothing lads. zero body bags today.
>>
>>69207884

Why would you think it would be that way?

Obama bowing to burger king.jpg
>>
>>69207996
sky news
>>
SKY NEWS:
>He is a reasonable person

>Hijack plane
>Demand asylum
>Perfectly reasonable
>>
>>69208017
WUZ
>>
holy shit
>>
okay sniper take him out, you dont need some scum refugee
>>
>>69207959

>religion
>great

>1 billion people
>worth anything at all
>>
File: 1456021349994.jpg (26KB, 249x249px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1456021349994.jpg
26KB, 249x249px
>yfw the plane starts rolling and takes off
>>
EVERYONE IN GREECE / CYPRUS PLEASE BE SAFE BE AWARE
>>
>>69207954
Egyptian national tells us more about potential motives. If he were from Syria or Iraq that'd be one thing, but there's different terror cells working in Egypt than in Mesopotamia proper.
>>
>>69207798

I don't think this one is actually religiously motivated guys. He obviously belongs in prison but he's not ISIS or he would have already killed everybody including himself.
>>
guys im on the plane send help now. i called one a shill and he pistol whipped me, and when i tried to make a pepe face at him he pissed on me.

they said they plan to crash this plane with no survivors, HEEEEELLLLPPPPPP
>>
File: image.jpg (208KB, 821x1024px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
image.jpg
208KB, 821x1024px
Some anons are saying its muslim brotherhood, I disagree. This isnt ISIS or MD's style.

ISIS
>Blown would have just blown up, or everyone shot up on the plane
>ISIS would be tweeting all over

MB
>Islamist, like to stay out of the spotlight, wouldnt hijack a plane just to land it in Cyprus.
>>
Is he planning on pulling a bait and switch with a translator then preaching ISIS shit before setting off the nuke.
>>
>>69207884
Sadly it is going to happen
>>
>>69208053
I can't believe what the fuck I am hearing right now holy shit.
>>
My first time visiting this site. The intelligence level is so low here. Seems as if most people on here haven't even graduated high school yet.
>>
>>69208053
HE DINDU NUFFIN HE WUZ JUS' A POOR BOI SEEKING ASYLUM FROM CHRISTIAN TERRORIST ISIS
>>
CRASHING THIS PLANE
>>
>>69208044
>>69208056
PLANEZ
>>
>>69208036
That guy sounded Swedish...jesus, the mental gymnastics is real.
>>
>>69208030
BUT /X/ IS MY FAVOURITE BOARD.
>>
1..2..3..

BOOM
>>
fox news downplaying this already lol
>>
File: l34Zokt.gif (716KB, 687x480px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
l34Zokt.gif
716KB, 687x480px
>>69208030
EGYPTIAN WEARING SUICIDE BELT FORCES PLANE TO LAND AND DEMANDS political asylum & translator
>>
>>69208003
he turned out to be alive Easter morning
>>
>>69208075
It's worth more than racist cowards like you. Terrorism has NO RELIGION!
>>
File: what.png (60KB, 211x246px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
what.png
60KB, 211x246px
>People calmly walk away with their luggage while even the police looks bored
>Free most of the people
>Women enters the bus with a cup of coffee
>Asks for Asylum
Shitty Happening
>>
>>69208053
Niggers are not people, like you and I
>>
>seeking asylum

FALSE FLAG TO BLAME REFUGEES
>>
>>69208053
lol
>>
>>69208041
he's seen how the germans work. they'll give him a mansion to reward his effort
>>
is the plane in the air>?????
>>
AND IT BLOWS

UP

AHHHHHHHHH
>>
IT'S THE PILOT - ONE OF THE PILOTS BOARDED THE PLANE WITH A FUCKING SUICIDE BELT!!!!!!
>>
Crew still on board

Plane getting ready to take off again

Hijacker named Ibrahim Bruhaha
>>
>>69208037

They were already in receipt of air traffic service so unless the hijacker didn't want ATC to know they can just make a mayday or pan-pan call and keep their code.
>>
All the gets are not with us in this thread. Kek does not will it and meme magic isnt going allow a happening.

Its over lads.

That is of course unless I get doubles.
>>
>>69208036
A LOT OF RATIONALITY FOR A SUICIDE BOMBER
>>
>Let me in to your country or I'll kill you and myself

t. Arabs
>>
inb4 eurocucks take him in and give his family a nice house
>>
RELIGION OF PEACE STRIKES AGAIN
>>
I HIJACK PLANE BUT LET THEN GO

SEE? AM NOT SUCH BAD GUY HEY HEY?
>>
This fucking Brit, holy fuck.
>>
>>69208159
You're doing it wrong
>>
File: 1407013656310.gif (1MB, 720x480px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1407013656310.gif
1MB, 720x480px
>>69208077
>>
COME ON, TARGET A NUCLEAR FACILITY ALREADY YOU FAGGOTS.
>>
File: Simpson_Police_Cops.png (166KB, 508x350px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
Simpson_Police_Cops.png
166KB, 508x350px
>>69207961
FIRST IMAGES OF THE HIJACKER
>>
>>69208089
Yeah, I think the ISIS narrative went out the window when he released most of the hostages.
>>
>>69208124
underrated
>>
>>69208102
I agree Reddit is by far the website for us intelligent folk.
>>
Can I get a livestream link?
>>
http://www.euronews.com/newswires/3172669-explosion-in-central-baghdad-kills-one-wounds-nine-sumaria-tv-says/

HERE'S THE TRUE HAPPENING
>>
File: KEK Final Form.jpg (4MB, 1500x1500px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
KEK Final Form.jpg
4MB, 1500x1500px
>>69207987
KEK WILLS IT
>>
>>69207798
He's probably a white christian, right?
>>
>>69208194
You sound very reasonable. Would you like asylum?
>>
>>69208199
HOLY SHIT
>>
BOOM
>>
SHOOT IT DOWN YOU SANDNIGGER SHITLORDS!!!!
>>
>>69208224
https://www.rt.com/on-air/
>>
>>69208089
What are the other major terror cells in Egypt? I knew a bunch of them back around the transitional agitation, but I've forgotten them all. Gotta look into this shit again, I know there's a bunch of Salafis.
>>
>>69208224
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y60wDzZt8yg
>>
>>69207798
Surprise! Surprise! It's a mudslime.
>>
File: 1458353445718.png (138KB, 754x758px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1458353445718.png
138KB, 754x758px
Egyptian national can't be terrorist??

What TF is this news trying to tell us?
>>
>>69207959
You mean 6 billion you islamophobe
>>
File: 1456019374959.gif (199KB, 336x468px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1456019374959.gif
199KB, 336x468px
I'm going to bed. Was only a mini Happening after all.
>>
>>69208228
>baghdad
who gives a fuck
>>
File: cia.jpg (31KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
cia.jpg
31KB, 1280x720px
CRASHING THIS PLANE WITH NO SURVIVORS
>>
>>69208146
Good.
>>
>>69208231
Insallah
>>
File: 1454281215050.jpg (11KB, 225x225px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1454281215050.jpg
11KB, 225x225px
10 AMERICANS ON BOARD WTF!!!!!!!!!!
>>
File: 1436604707558.jpg (34KB, 479x317px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1436604707558.jpg
34KB, 479x317px
>>69208228
>explosion in third world shithole
>only kills one
>happening
>>
A guy that hijacks a plane for a new home isn't going to blow himself up. Walk in and taze him
>>
File: 1442840699929.jpg (94KB, 794x674px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1442840699929.jpg
94KB, 794x674px
>>69207968
you know it
>>
File: 1307576777001.jpg (12KB, 200x189px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1307576777001.jpg
12KB, 200x189px
>>69208228
>>
>>69208183
No confirmation that he actually has a suicide vest.
>>
>>69207961

He's NOT a terrorist he's a lost soul seeking asylum. Obviously he went about it the wrong way but that's to be expected for a traumatized individual fleeing a war-zone.
>>
fuck guys i was about to go to sleep, is it worth staying up?
>>
File: speed.jpg (84KB, 1024x768px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
speed.jpg
84KB, 1024x768px
what if there is a bomb on the bus?
>>
>>69208228
>baghdad
lol who cares
>>
>>69208255

POO
(checked)
>>
File: 1454322807244.png (84KB, 436x425px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1454322807244.png
84KB, 436x425px
EGYPTIAN SECURITY FORCES CONFIRM TANKS IN 30
>EGYPTIAN SECURITY FORCES CONFIRM TANKS IN 30
EGYPTIAN SECURITY FORCES CONFIRM TANKS IN 30
>EGYPTIAN SECURITY FORCES CONFIRM TANKS IN 30
EGYPTIAN SECURITY FORCES CONFIRM TANKS IN 30
>EGYPTIAN SECURITY FORCES CONFIRM TANKS IN 30
>>
What are these passengers doing?

Beat the shit out of them.

If you're going to die, take them down with you.
>>
CALM DOWN LADS! YOU CANT FORCE DUBS! ONLY KEK CAN DISTRIBUTE GETS TO THE CHOSEN FEW.
>>
>CNN Weather Center

JUST
>>
File: 1458860171112.jpg (159KB, 1005x699px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1458860171112.jpg
159KB, 1005x699px
FUCKING BLOW ALREADY FUCKKKKKKKKKKK
>>
>>69208269
He still has a suicide bomb vest on, something will happen
>>
>>69208204
He released the Arabs and kept the Europeans, it's Isis.
>>
Maybe the "asylum" he wants isn't for himself but for Mohamed Morsi
>>
File: lekangsface.jpg (63KB, 960x640px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
lekangsface.jpg
63KB, 960x640px
>>69207959

>Check flag

kek
>>
>>69207798
EXPLODE ALREADY
>>
File: 1456768577495.png (7KB, 800x800px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1456768577495.png
7KB, 800x800px
>>69208228
>Boat Hijacking
>Plane Hijacking
>Bombing
Loads of action today
>>
>>69208255
Lot of loyalty for a poo in loo
>>
>>69207920
WUZ
>>
>>69208123
Why didn't he JUST WALK INTO EUROPE LIKE EVERYONE ELSE??

>>69208110
ME TOO and that why I know that THERE'S MORE TO THIS!!!
>>
>#EgyptAir hijacker wants a letter to be given to his ex-wife who lives in Larnaca, Cyprus state TV says

mfw
>>
>>69208274
LANDING THIS PLANE WITH ALL SURVIVORS
>>
>>69208191
haha noice gif
what a dumb cunt
>>
File: 4324234234.jpg (10KB, 234x250px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
4324234234.jpg
10KB, 234x250px
>Terrorist
>Released hostages

what a fucking pussy
>>
>>69208274
"BOMBING THIS PLANE....WITH NO HOSTAGES!"
>>
LET ME BLOW UP IN YOUR COUNTRY OR I BLOW MYSELF UP
>>
FUCKING MUSLIMS

>hijack plane
>land it
>in a country with close ties to UK

how fucking stupid do you have to be?

>country also has close ties to israel

nvm, if the jews are involved, u can bet your ass this isn't real ISIS, but rather some jew ploy, hence why the landing sounds too stupid for a major terrorist network to orchestrate.
>>
>>69208279
That seems to have been false.
4 foreigners aboard, one Irish, rest unknown.
I'd be more concerned with the fact that the media reported this: >>69208053
>>
Who are the foreign nationals on board?
>>
>>69208124
>>4 nuns shots dead
>>
A Muslim?

WHO WOULD HAVE GUESSED???
>>
File: vL3Bb3apquo.jpg (23KB, 378x293px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
vL3Bb3apquo.jpg
23KB, 378x293px
ПPOTE3 EIКONE3 AПO TO AEPOДPOMIO
>>
LANDING THIS PLANE WITH ALL SURVIVORS
>>
>>69208320
Nice new gif, eesti.
>>
WHO /BABA/ HERE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A4YrluUB2iY
>>
File: 1458221603140.png (445KB, 889x717px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1458221603140.png
445KB, 889x717px
>pol particularly dull today
>watch tv for awhile
>come back
>"HAPPENING!!"
>plane on the ground
>a few hostages

boriiiing
>>
>>69208329
>If you're going to die, take them down with you.
Seeing he has a suicide vest, what's the point?
>>
>>69208377

Impressive
>>
>>69208335
like me.
>>
>>69208403
Davai
>>
>>69208372
Bahahaha

They're gonna make a movie about this dumb fucker
>>
File: 1458811319032.png (66KB, 695x500px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1458811319032.png
66KB, 695x500px
Perhaps it was a transgender Muslim Terrorist?

Perhaps the confusion led to this mess

KEK
>>
>>69207926
Subliminal dispersion
We need to correlate it to Pepe outside of /pol/
>>
>>69208403
Da
>>
>>69208342
Thats not confirmed lad. Although I hope he does and that something does happen.

Only Kek can confirm with dubs.
>>
File: image.jpg (51KB, 374x600px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
image.jpg
51KB, 374x600px
>>69208228
As a guy whos spent time in Chiraq these are literally, LITERALLY daily occurences in Baghdad
>>
>>69208372
A suicide note in Arabic
>>
File: maxresdefault (26).jpg (117KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
maxresdefault (26).jpg
117KB, 1280x720px
this better be the start of a terrorism wave hitting the West
>>
A plane is missing.

They have lost a plane.

Oh shit it's happening.

>this board last week regarding Brussels
>>
>>69208410
AT LEAST YOU CAN TALK
>>
File: 1454565208215.png (91KB, 500x422px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1454565208215.png
91KB, 500x422px
I'M SICK OF THESE TERRORISTS SCUM. JESUS CHRIST!!! WHY WONT THESE RETARDS STOP REEEEE-EEEEEE-EEEEEE
>>
>>69208403
cyka
>>
>>69208372
WHATS THE LETTER SAY
>>
>EGYPT
>G
>Y
>P
>T
>>
>>69208403
Blyat blyat davai da da da blyat cyka
>>
TRUMP CAN'T WIN

WE ARE DOOMED

PREPARE FOR THE INEVITABLE

EMPRESS DOWAGER HILLARY CLINTON

ALL SHALL KNEEL

BEG FOR MERCY!
>>
If that paddy gets killed I'm going to petrol bomb my nearest mosque.
>>
>no new developments
>correspondents literally talking about how this is going to ruin peoples' vacations
>comparing it to other, better, bigger hijackings

what a fucking disappointment this was
>>
File: pepe33.jpg (68KB, 298x298px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
pepe33.jpg
68KB, 298x298px
you will be rewarded for your patience
>>
>TRANSLATOR AND ASYLUM
>>
>>69208494
ALOHA SNACKBAR
BOOM
>>
>>69208484
A LOTTA LOYALTY FOR A HIRED GUN
>>
>>69208403
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrPivRVWFNc
>>
>tfw no happening
>>
>>69208494
DEAR GARBAGE BAG
>>
>>69208511
enjoy your v&
>>
>>69208206
16 nurses and nuns shot dead and no official news of his whereabouts
>>
File: image.png (192KB, 1366x728px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
image.png
192KB, 1366x728px
>>69208511
>>
>>69208511
Do it you pussy ass potato
I bet you wont
>>
>>69208506
If anything really bad happens Trump will use the time to talk shit about Ted Cruz's wife. He's a fucking joke bro
>>
>>69208102
>>69208506
Go munch Queen Shillary's green warty cucumber.
>>
>>69208563
Kek
>>
File: 1457961634731.jpg (42KB, 501x414px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1457961634731.jpg
42KB, 501x414px
BREAKING NEWS: THE HIJACKED PLANE IS NOW HEADED FOR ONE WORLD TRADE CENTER
>>
>>69207959
>Defending people who have extreme far right nationalist views that absolutely hate all of the stuff you guys preach.

>Inb4 so why doesn't /pol/ love Muslims?
/pol/ doesn't love Muslims because Muslims actively hate Americans and their desert culture is completely incompatible with western culture. These people will throw you off buildings for being a homosexual, or publicly stone women that commit adultery (even in cases of rape.)
>>
>>69208329

>current year

>15 years since 9/11

>Aircraft still doesn't have an automated "land in the sea" function

Airlines are unsafe as fuck, they need to be reworked completely.

>get hijacked, crew killed, but you manage to stop the terrorists... only options are to die via crashing or get shot down

Primitive and archaic!
>>
File: th.jpg (10KB, 200x300px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
th.jpg
10KB, 200x300px
If we don't give this man asylum then he wins.
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nU2rFQ1v8zY
>>
File: image.jpg (2MB, 3362x2238px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
image.jpg
2MB, 3362x2238px
I think he is planning to lift off and crash this plane into something
>>
>meanwhile in chyna
>>
>>69208576
dont fuck with the potato nigger if he says hell fuck your shit up he will
>>
>>69208473
What?
>>
>>69208449
You just guess this is a muslim because he's Egyptian and has an Arabic name?

TRIGGERED
>>
File: boom.gif (993KB, 317x178px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
boom.gif
993KB, 317x178px
>>69207982
DEATH TO ISIS

DEUS VULT
>>
Trump just tweeted!!

"Surprise, surprise, another Muslim hijacks a plane. Our politicians don't get it, only I can solve!"
>>
File: 1419075447159.gif (128KB, 209x193px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1419075447159.gif
128KB, 209x193px
>>69208511
DO IT, ANON.
>>
>>69208640
holy shit hahahaha
>>
File: pepe06.jpg (90KB, 640x640px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
pepe06.jpg
90KB, 640x640px
>>69208599
>>
>>69208578

THEY EXPECT ONE OF US IN THE WRECKAGE BROTHER!

THE DANK TRUMP RISES
>>
Time to get comfy before the tail of the plane is blown off.
>>
>Muslims are the JV team

Go ahead and kill all the Christians you want. I stand with you. -Barak Obama
>>
>>69208640
I'm glad you fixed that image fuck head
>>
https://www.flightradar24.com/MSR181/93d5b9d

https://www.flightradar24.com/MSR181/93d5b9d

https://www.flightradar24.com/MSR181/93d5b9d
>>
CNN and FOX both just interrupted their guests and rushed to break!!!

SWAT IS GOING IN !!!!!!!!
>>
>>69208664

>implying it isn't already
>>
File: Bateman Impressive.jpg (120KB, 530x405px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
Bateman Impressive.jpg
120KB, 530x405px
>>69208511
>>
>Airbus
It practically hijacks itself!
>>
Sad!
>>
>>69208664
it already is though
>>
>>69208026
kek probably true
>>
>>69208640
damn, new respect for da chinks
>>
>>69208102
Conversations happen at gut level - pictures and repetition of slogans and quick and easy certainty. It's contagious; just let go your conscious self and be absorbed into kek. Your reward is neverending lulz.
>>
>>69208661
And he would be correct, they don't get it
>>
>>69207798
QUITE CHILLY TODAY
>>
>>69208682
What happened to him in the end?
>>
>>69208613
Why can't we just teleport everywhere? Fucking china slacking off on their jobs...
>>
>>69208703
>>69208709
de iure i meant
>>
>crew remains on board

Is it going to take off?
>>
File: 56aa0bfe320ef.jpg (21KB, 668x329px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
56aa0bfe320ef.jpg
21KB, 668x329px
>>69208613
It's called a detachable cabin
>>
>>69208610
>These people will throw you off buildings for being a homosexual, or publicly stone women that commit adultery (even in cases of rape.)

I dunno about you guy, but having browsed /pol/ for a few months now, I'd say most of the people in this board wouldn't hesitate to do the same thing.
>>
>>69208556
what the actual fuck is this
>>
something tells me ISIS would never release passengers

this is not ISIS
>>
>>69208661
No he didn't
>>
>>69208696

SKY NEWS CUT TO WEATHER


EPIC GUNBATTLE UNFOLDING ON THE TARMAC
>>
>>69208696
why do you post so much shit ?
>>
>>69208640
>2012
>>
>>69208630
>I think he is planning to lift off and crash this plane into something

I think even sky news finds this so boring they have switched off.
>>
>>69208403
ΠΟΥ ΕΙΝΑΙ;
Ο
Υ
Ε
Ι
Ν
Α
Ι
>>
OR PERHAPS HES WONDERING WHY SOMEONE WOULD HIJACK A PLANE BEFORE THROWING OUT THE HOSTAGES
>>
I bet the dude is afraid of water. Bet me.
>>
>>69208750
That's the plan
>>
WHATS THE SITUATION QUICK
>>
>>69208102
ur a fag
>>
>>69208613
Hey you stupid fuck, landing on water is not simple.
>muh hudson plane
fucker got lucky
>land on sea
good luck with the chop you fucking moron
if you are a pussy dont fucking fly on them
>>
They have released the Egyptians and kept the European hostages.

This will be a slaughter
>>
>>69208786
Their weather BGM is pretty cool.
>>
>>69208556
this chick has been popping up in my recommended videos for weeks

what the fuck
>>
>>69208803

PAY DENBTS
>>
>the man who hijacked the plane might've decided to land it in Cyprus because his ex-wife lives there
Cucked to oblivion, that one.
>>
Guys, I think this is part of the beta uprising
>>
https://www.flightradar24.com/MSR181/93d5b9d

Flight radar lads
>>
>>69207959
>muslims
>people
>>
>>69208640
King fu
>>
>>69208511
The fact that mosques are even a thing in Ireland is depressing.
>>
JUST GOT HERE GUYS WHATS HAPPENING
>>
>>69208804
Too kek
>>
>>69208811
go bet off elsewhere guy
>>
TRUMP CAN'T WIN


WE ARE DOOMED


PREPARE FOR THE INEVITABLE


EMPRESS DOWAGER HILLARY CLINTON


ALL SHALL KNEEL


BEG FOR MERCY


HEIL HILLARY
>>
>>69208613
>>69208824
The problem is the engines below the wings. They dig into the water and flip the plane, tearing it to pieces. Planes with the engines above the wings can actually land on water.
>>
>>69208862
nothing
>>
>>69208862
You're a nigger
>>
>>69208845

>My wife's son

Wew.
>>
>>69208831
I prefer dead Americans of course but I'll take dead Europeans.
>>
>>69208862
i just fucked your mum
>>
>>69208862
>WHATS HAPPENING
basically nothing
>>
>>69208779
no shit, if it was ISIS the plane wouldnt even land
/pol/ is overreacting again
>>
>>69208737
They coaxed him down a bit after being up there for 26 hours. Once he got to the ground he sat under the tree for a few minutes, then someone threw a bag of cheese sticks at him. He ate a mighty breakfast, then he quietly laid on a stretcher, was wheeled into an ambulance and never seen again.
>>
>>69208888
FUG
>>
File: 1417478010430.jpg (132KB, 368x350px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1417478010430.jpg
132KB, 368x350px
>>69208888
Christ, no.
>>
>>69208851
>some of you hostages are alright

HOLY SHIT
>>
File: just no.jpg (34KB, 436x445px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
just no.jpg
34KB, 436x445px
>>69208888
>>
>>69208887
why would you bother to type that?
>>
>>69208888
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuckkkkk
>>
>>69208888
Oh
>>
>>69208640
>meanwhile in Chyna
2012
>>
>>69207981
Kek
>>
>>69208888
NOOOO
>>
IT MAY NOT EVEN BE AN ACT OF TERROR, MEDIA JUST SAID IT CAN BE A MARIAGE PROBLEM. EX WIFE OF HIJACKER LIVES IN CYPRUS
>>
File: 1457984069815.jpg (318KB, 900x900px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1457984069815.jpg
318KB, 900x900px
>>69208888
no
>>
How do they not know about the explosive device? did they not think to ask the people getting off the plane?
>>
>>69208888
YOU FUCKING NIGGER REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>
File: 1456282328032.jpg (56KB, 720x720px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1456282328032.jpg
56KB, 720x720px
>>69208898
GO HOME MUHAMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD
>>
>>69208888

I do not accept these numbers
>>
>>69208888
nah, you just got lucky.
>>
FALSE FLAG

FALSE FLAG

FALSE FLAG

THIS ISN'T THE REAL HAPPENING
>>
File: 738272828.gif (128KB, 160x160px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
738272828.gif
128KB, 160x160px
>>69208861
Tell me about it.
>>
ALAHU ACKBAR CONFIRMED
>>
UPDATE
UPDATE

HIJACKERS HAS ANNOUNCED THAT WOMEN ARE ALL WHORES AND IT'S NOT FAIR THAT THEY SLEEP WITH CHADS AND HE HAS TO HIJACK A PLANE TO FIND A VIRGIN ANYMORE
>>
File: 1455760711701.png (446KB, 640x1250px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1455760711701.png
446KB, 640x1250px
>>69208888
>>
>>69208888
Hillary would ensure maximum amounts of happenings though.

Think of the happenings, man.
>>
>>69208824

>WOW U R STUPID

>IT CAN'T BE HELPED DUH

If we can land probes on spinning meteors with computers we can land planes semi-safely in the ocean.
>>
>>69208905
i read that when they tried to arraign him he refused to come out of his cell so they just said fuck it and left him alone.
>>
>>69208888
FUCK YOOOUUU
>>
>>69208026
This
>>
File: neetorcestra.jpg (484KB, 1277x901px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
neetorcestra.jpg
484KB, 1277x901px
Lol looks like wageslaves lose once again

Dying for your shitty job by being forced to stay on the plane.
>>
File: hillary.jpg (84KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
hillary.jpg
84KB, 1920x1080px
>>69208888
HEIL
E
I
L
>>
>>69208888
MOD GET TO DERAIL THREAD
>>
File: europe.png (60KB, 1236x1245px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
europe.png
60KB, 1236x1245px
>>69208888
As far as I know these are safe countries, am I right?
>>
POHLEETIKUL ASS EYE LUHM1
>>
>>69208938
>A MARIAGE PROBLEM. EX WIFE OF HIJACKER LIVES IN CYPRUS

the ultimate kek

the ultimate cuck

the ultimate expression of love


holy fuck I cant stop laughing
>>
File: 1438248154494.jpg (85KB, 759x1092px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1438248154494.jpg
85KB, 759x1092px
>>69208983
Is he the supreme terrorist?
>>
>>69208888
go away faggot
>>
Should I sleep or is it fucking nothing?
>>
>>69208640

Potential new story for Trump in addition to the Blackjack Pershing story
>>
File: 1458848425571.jpg (8KB, 250x241px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1458848425571.jpg
8KB, 250x241px
>>69208938
I'm sure the hostages are comfy as fuck
>>
>>69209015

What, Eesti is very safe.
>>
So this guy is going to go to jail forever for the simple crime of being a cuck?
>>
>>69207959
>dat flag

Fuck off we're full
>>
>>69208767
I wouldn't mind throwing you off a building.
>>
>>69209015
It is safe anon, do it hop in the plane and do it
>>
File: image.gif (2MB, 518x598px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
image.gif
2MB, 518x598px
>>69209003
Pakis fuck off
>>
>>69208890
hold up, youre telling me theres such a thing as sea planes?
OH FUCK
you need to do more than just reconfigure the fucking engines
>>
>>69208890
That's retarded. The fuselage of any commercial jet is much wider than the profile of the engines. Why do you think you have a life vest under your damn seat?
>>
>>69208767
stupid newfag
>>
>>69209015
Italy is safe, the pope is praying to our merciful God to keep us safe, so we're cool
>>
File: XMb8CTa.png (463KB, 1200x975px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
XMb8CTa.png
463KB, 1200x975px
>>69207798
DEUS VULT
>>
>>69208223
Underrated.
>>
>>69208890
no no no no no

>no

no.

"no."

shut up finlan

t. military aviator
>>
>inb4 idiots start to sympathize with this lunatic who threatened to kill 88 people.
>>
>>69209239
>God showing Catholics mercy after years of child rape

sorry Italy
>>
>>69209296

bin him
>>
>>69209318
OPEN THE BORDERS
>>
>>69208890
If only there was some way that the pilots could shut down the engines of a plane.
>>
>>69207991
That Europe is so cucked that they'd let him in just like that. Watch, in 2-5 hours, merkel or some numale cuck is going to say that Europe should have given him asylum in the first place to avoid this event.
>>
>>69209350
brush your teeth
>>
>>69208948
Make me. You're too weak to even stand up to the people crashing your continent.
>>
>>69209053

>get on plane

>exhausted from delays

>pretty thirsty and waiting for refreshments

>can't wait for the plane to take off

>slightly have to pee but I suppose it can wait

>suddenly hear "ALLAHU ACKBAR TAKBIR. SSSSNACKABARR ALALALAH ULULUHUHUH AIAIAIAIAI"

>planes being hijacked

>urge to pee increases

>air conditioning stops

>whole cabin gets smelly and smelly like angry/scared arabs

>literally in hell
>>
File: 1419171975501.jpg (13KB, 200x255px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1419171975501.jpg
13KB, 200x255px
>>69208888
>>
File: Homicides.png (350KB, 1525x921px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
Homicides.png
350KB, 1525x921px
>>69209015
>Russia
>Safe
>>
>>69209374

maybe i will
ARE YOU GONNA STOP ME
>>
>>69209389
>getting on a plane
>in a country even remotely near arab countries

never, fucking, ever.

I dont see why Russians love to go to Egypt so much.
>>
>>69208570
leave it to a britcuck. the fuck is fbi gonna do to a potato? fagtard
>>
My brothers, we need to build a wall in the Mediterranean.

Luckily, the Dutch have been in a war against that scummy bastard water for centuries.
50 meters higher!
>>
File: image.jpg (507KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
image.jpg
507KB, 1920x1080px
>>69209491
>>69209491
>>
>>69209141
>>69209296
>>69209367
I'm not talking about seaplanes or being able to float on water. I'm talking about the plane not digging into the sea and immediately twisting itself into thousands of pieces, murdering everyone inside.
>>
>>69208888
what have you done
>>
>>69208888
this is why we need more KEK threads.

hail KEK.
>>
>>69208494
My name is Jafar
I come from afar
There is a bomb in my car
ALLAH AKBAR
>>
File: shapirosheckels.jpg (69KB, 600x339px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
shapirosheckels.jpg
69KB, 600x339px
>>69208403
close enough

>Πρώτες ειkόνες από το αεροδρόμιο
>>
File: Ces3vg4XEAEdD9k.jpg (21KB, 718x332px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
Ces3vg4XEAEdD9k.jpg
21KB, 718x332px
What a creepy looking fucker.
>>
>>69208811
Checked
>>
>>69209722
>Egyptian national
What do you expect?
>>
>>69208767
They're brown

Get it?
>>
Fucking hell twitter is a shithole. Dozens of tweets are now just reposting the same joke over and over again.
>>
>>69209555
its all about angle vs speed spurdo

no a plane is not designed to become a submarine when it hits water. Pilots are trained on how to land on open water, obviously.
>>
>>69208767
Yet we're the bad guys.
Spot the difference.
>>
>>69209722
Han Solo with AIDS
>>
>>69208767
Regardless of what some /pol/lacks would want to do to homosexuals, liberals are still defending the people that hate them the most. They have no place in our society and they will refuse to assimilate and will completely destroy everything the modern left has fought for if they manage to get into positions of authority.
>>
One guy without even a suicide belt who wanted to meet his ex wife living in Cyprus?

Can I get back to watching anime already?
>>
>>69210157
Every time you watch anime, remember there's some chubby weaboo faggot stroking his stub and wishing he was you.
Enjoy your anime.
>>
>>69209637
haha, top kek cheese man
>>
>>69210430
An American English teacher?
>>
>>69210525
Worse, Dutch.
>>
>>69208191
damn look at him instantly pull back into that high-low guard as soon as the nigger on the left steps towards him

beautafulal
>>
>>69208191
If they do there'll be half a dozen more hijacking tomorrow
Let it all burn
>>
>>69208640
The passengers on board:
I DON'T WANT MY FLIGHT DELAYED YOU BITCH.
>>
>>69207798
>hello we have five blac- hello ?
Thread replies: 364
Thread images: 71
[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / biz / c / cgl / ck / cm / co / d / diy / e / fa / fit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mu / n / news / o / out / p / po / pol / qa / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y / ] [Home]

All trademarks and copyrights on this page are owned by their respective parties. Images uploaded are the responsibility of the Poster. Comments are owned by the Poster.
If a post contains personal/copyrighted/illegal content you can contact me at [email protected] with that post and thread number and it will be removed as soon as possible.
If a post contains illegal content, please click on its [Report] button and follow the instructions.
This is a 4chan archive - all of the content originated from them. If you need information for a Poster - you need to contact them.
This website shows only archived content and is not affiliated with 4chan in any way.
If you like this website please support us by donating with Bitcoin at 1XVgDnu36zCj97gLdeSwHMdiJaBkqhtMK