You can only post if your country has castles
>post your countries castles
Do sea castles count?
>>69069827
UK's castles suck balls
Say hello to Glen Eyrie Castle in Colorado.
>>69069827
>>69070045
I was thinking of going from that angle too.
>>69070064
Nice favela mr fucked Olympics
You can laugh all you want, but this is comfy as fuck.
>>69069827
Retired state capitol of Louisiana.
>>69070115
GOAT Castle
>inb4 diarrhea
>>69070064
Pablo that is not a castle
>>69070186
that one is 7,6 million pounds, can you buy one?
>>69070115
>shit tier food that gives you horrible smelling gas
Now there is an American castle I can stand by.
>>69069827
Hearst Castle, retards
Larnach castle is the only one i know of
probably a few more
>>69070474
That's 7.6 million?...why?
>>69070306
that looks like a cuck shed made for a king.
did Chile get invaded by barbarians at some point and the king got cucked?117
>>69069827
are yuropoors even trying?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Castle_doctrine
>>69070470
yes that's a castle and the nigger even has a mini pool castle, like fucking Kuzco
>>69070577
We don't have any real castles, Anon. A castle is supposed to be a defensive structure that could actually repel invaders. That was just some rich guy's shack where he would pump and dump Stacys.
>>69070667
mister, that one:
>>69070064
>>69070115
fucking 15 white castles in white paper bags, slightly drunk and it's 2am, godbless
>visit Europe to see old buildings
>everything looks impressive
>read a bit behind them
>"this building was rebuilt after WW2" for every single one
>mfw Canada's buildings are older than Europe's
California Reporting in
Château Frontenac
I think the only one we've got is chateu du Frontenac and maybe Banff springs
>>69070577
>hearst castle
lol i live in california and have even been to hearst
that's not a castle you fucking cuck
Fuck all you peasants
Sure. This one is Chillon.
>>69070942
Lot of gold covering this place, toured it last year
>>69071106
How many Muslims live there?
>>69070993
>>69071030
Quebec City is also the only city in all of the Americas that kept its remparts
>>69071203
None, the redcoats make sure of that :^)
>>69070993
>Château
what is a chateau
Ignore my flag, I'm from romania
>>69071274
Ya....sure.
>>69071304
French word for castle
>>69071229
because the English let them keep it
Castle Thun, dated ~1200.
>>69070045
This is where I work.
Victoria Barracks, Built in the 1850s I think, during the Crimean War, as a last ditch defensive point in case the Imperial Russian forces invaded Australia (lol)
There's even a "keep" with "arrow-slots" for rifles, and it is essentially a fortress designed to deflect cannon fire.
>>69071406
No, they had to let us keep it
>>69071304
I think it means 'castle' in surrender
>>69071375
Or how about an actual useful, defensible castle.
>>69071080
I've been there. It's a pretty cool place, but more of a mansion than castle.
>>69071375 GOD I LOVE THAT BRIDGE
>>69071304
A boring person
>>69070913
China is even worse.
Most of the 'ancient' temples you visit were all torched during the Cultural Revolution. I went to the Shaolin Temple and the sign said something like 'Rebuilt in 1981' with zero explanation about why it was rebuilt. Worst part is most of them seem like they used the same cookie cutter design and materials when they rebuilt them so a ton of them look near identical.
>>69071455
Part of the "keep".
Hard to find a good photo on the internet, and I can't take one since I'll lose my job if I whip out a camera..
Neo gothic, This isn't old
>>69069827
We have the "San Felipe Castle" but it's a fort.
>>69069827
Do college's secret society's castles count? This is the Gimghoul Society's Castle at UNC Chapel Hill
>>69071619
That's kind of depressing.
Greetings from Bannermans Castle along the Hudson River
>>69070577
XANADU
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>>69071619
Yeah, the chinks don't distinguish between "looks old" and "is old"
>>69070565
is there a castle anywhere in the world with a similar design?
Stirling castle
13th century, Gruyères castle.
45 castles in Denmark.
>>69071893
If anyone wants to look at old stuff in China do yourself a favour and go to Taiwan instead. The shit they have their is legit really old
>>69070115
>britbong posts castle thread
>amerifat replies with white castle
>every thread
god bless
>>69071992
Reminds me of a toblorone
>>69071964
Wasn't it based off this one?
>>69072232
We did it better
>>69069827
how has white castle not died in obscurity?
Edinburgh
>>69071689
Forts are cool.
They are called castillo in Spanish, so there is a little concept diference.
Pic related, I'm from Castilla which means Land of Castles. But thats a fort/castle in Galicia, my beloved second house.
we've got this one castle right downtown toronto eh?
>>69072654
Shit... forgot pic.
Bishop castle in Colorado. I visited once with my family, some guy built it all on his own. It was pretty fun and the dude started yelling at my nigger adopted stepsister.
C-can I play guys?
Only castles with decent defences ITT:
>>69070565
>>69070337
>>69070064
S'all right da silva got you covered. Can send you some cardboard to complete the ramparts.
>not knowing the difference between a castle and a mansion
>>69072711
looks comfy as fuck
>>69071619
How can you tell if they're not authentic looking if you haven't seen the originals? I mean, it's China; everything over there looks exactly the same, and you know what I'm talking about. Culturally, they were never into creativity or independence, but conformity and collectivism.
Also, "rebuilt" doesn't necessarily mean rebuilt from nothing. It could mean that parts of it were rebuilt or restored, as in the case of Machu Pichu or other ancient sites.
Pembroke Wales
>>69072125
Really? Well, the famous thing from there is the cheese, not the Toblerone.
Castle Habsburg, origin of the famous dynasty, first constructed around 1020-1030.
>>69070793
Are you retarded?
Pic related, Castille de San Marcos in St. Augustine.
my town's castle
>>69072918
this shit is really fucking defensible, unlike the majority of the shit posted in this thread. most of the stuff posted is just mansions with castle-like architecture.
>>69070993
That's not a castle, idiot. It's a hotel. It was designed as a hotel. It was built as a hotel. It's been in continuous use ever since as a hotel.
>>69069827
We castle nao.
Chapultepec castle
>>69070908
Not a castle. How is that supposed to be a military fortification?
>>69071618
They should. They're mobile, floating castles.
Dumbarton Rock
>>69070045
kek that's my dad's favorite movie
no idea why he loves Australia so much
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=unkIVvjZc9Y
>>69069827
In Irasburg, VT- my own state here in the (undisputed master of the world) United States.
>>69069827
Ayo
>>69071395
WOAH WHAT A COMEBACK.
B T F O
T F O B
F O B T
O B T F
>>69070115
I've never had White Castle, do the frozen ones at the grocery store taste similar enough?
>>69073256
That may not be a castle; can't tell from the pic. Could just be a fort (despite the name).
>>69069827
>his state doesn't have a Castle builder trying to redpill the masses
https://youtu.be/yYn5YaEPspE?t=1m54s
posting
>>69071828
That looks like a fucking cake
>>69073720
>69073720
the sliders are the bst
>>69073091
no, they're uncreative, budget chinks. They rebuilt things in bad ways, like ridiculous slopes on the great wall instead of steps, etc
>>69073224
Got parking inside the walls for me moped m8, that bare jokes m8
castle clinton in NYC, it sucks
>>69073673
>world
Don't you mean universe?
>>69073673
That thing looks like a prop from Disneyland, no joke. It does not look like it was built as a military fortification, despite the touches, like the parapets.
>>69070993
Here is a better example
>>69072711
c'mon amigo, you've built bigger castillos overseas
>>69073892
Slopes (ramps) were needed to pull wheeled carts up to the parapets to resupply the soldiers.
/pol/ and europe BTFO
Its bretty cool
>>69074028
It's stone, making it infinitely more defensible than your log cabin, my confused tundra dwelling northern friend.
>>69073815
>>69072775
hello friend
>>69073925
bati boys
climb me i fucking dare you fgt
>>69073815
HOLY FUCK
THATS MY MOM AT 2:40
WTF
>ITT americans don't know what castles are.
How can amerifats even compete?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O59SiA4Yg0A
good video to suit the thread
>>69071375
Now that's a proper castle.
My country may not have many castles but my wife actually grew up in a chateau in Normandy similar to pic related, she said it was actually pretty cold, dank and miserable and 90% of rooms were just used for storage. Any other anons ever live in a castle?
>pic related
Partied here bretty hard when I was younger. Had some crazy ass shit happen too. Was lots of fun to have a castle mountaintop and hang with good friends.
>>69074421
>tfw amerilards will get tired "climbing" the streets to get to it
>>69074554
Damn UK coulda been so pristine and historic, too bad u cucks had to let the mudslimes/poo in loos in
>>69074484
and that's my brother and sister at 4:18
this is so weird
i'm inside the castle somewhere exploring
>>69074272
Colorado sure has it's share of interesting people, don't it?
>>69074484
Climbing the stairs? Your mom has a nice ass.
welsh castles best castles
>>69070045
FPBP
>>69069827
too busy eating burgers and shooting people to save an image of it
http://www.hudsonriver.com/bannerman-island
845 or die muthafucka
>>69074235
Our modern fucking fortress castle
>>69074715
no, the woman in the pink shirt
>>69069827
>>69074703
The sun aint set yet m8
we got 1 chance to bounce back june 23rd and undo alot of the damage the EU did
Welfare,migration and human rights overhauls to make them self deport to the next place that gives easy to get gibs will be the start of the grand uncuckening
obviously I don't live in syria, but the Crusaders built some bad ass castles
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Crusader_castles
>>69074957
God save
>>69074942
This thread is super comfy. Castles and now your mom
>>69074235
>It's stone, making it infinitely more defensible
You can build a cabin out of stone, that doesn't make it a fucking castle you idiot
>>69074217
lol is this in coto? driven by something like this before. absolutely ridiculous.
>>69072232
Yes. The park was based on Tivoli Gardens in Denmark too.
>>69069827
Not much left of it, but a castle is a castle.
>>69070045
Came here to post this tbqh
>>69071689
It's good enough to post it.
Gillette castle
>>69070942
>>69070577
He was actually the son of George Hearst portrayed in Deadwood.
tfw we let muslims take over Europe and all this heritage
Estates/ mansions aren't castles
>>69071782
that's a house
>>69069827
Eilean Donan castle, Scotland
>>69071618
>mexican intellectuals
>>69071782
Weak shit man
>>69073256
Was going to post this but you beat me to it.
>>69069827
do you differentiate between castles and fortresses?
i cannot believe no one from the USA posted the greatest of all our castles, in this greatest of nations, on God's green Earf.
This used to exist.
The Soviets replaced it with this:
>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/House_of_Soviets_%28Kaliningrad%29
Fucking Commie assholes.
Boldt Castle, New York
>>69075515
Thats more of a lords manor but pretty still
this is one in the cotswalds uk
this is were Luther translated the New Testament into german.
>>69075623
They're the same thing.
"Forts" are a little different. Back in the day, castles were owned and maintained by Kings or Lords etc. but forts could be created by peasants or non-royalty. Americans had forts back in the old days set up by fur trappers, for example, but they never had castles.
>>69071421
>>69071546
>>69072559
These are really nice.
>>69076020
Post dank pyramids
>>69070306
I'm sorry, but what architectural look were they going for? Looks more confused than anything.
>>69071375
Should be Hungary
>>69075790
>rhinos grazing
>England
Very Nice lol
>>69073284
another view of the castle
gloucester massachusetts btw
this is the "Marienburg" seat of the Teutonic Order for hundreds of years. Now it is located in northern Poland.
/thread
>>69076376
North shore? When and by whom was it built?
rivington castle just down the road from me
used to tan bongs with mates in there as a teen and drive up on our 125cc's
>>69076535
http://www.hammondcastle.org/common/index.php?com=HAMM&div=AA&nav=AA&page=A91
off of my memory its some old neet's museum, but that site should have better details on it
>>69076672
Inside of the ruins
What's left of it after 500-odd years, if it counts.
the "Mittelrhein"- Middle Rhine- was a very important transportation route. Therefore, dozens of castles, some small, some big are on the hills right by the shore.
>>69073341
Beautiful and huge. I don't think we had any castle that big.
I think we weren't actually particularly successful with our castles either. This one (Grandson, built ~1050) surrendered to a siege of 20'000 men and got executed.
tower of london...even a few royals was killed there i think?
>>69076077
What are you talking about?
>>69077122
that's impressive. do you know the cardboard-game "Carcassonne"?
>>69077088
Pardon, of course I mean *the garrison* got executed.
Another one with nice surroundings, a decent garden and a cute small tower in the lake. Schloss Spiez dated ~933 in the first version.
>>69076108
I already posted it
>>69077312
I sure do, I have a friend who can not get enough of cardboard games. I hate it though since i lose everytime
>>69077190
Dont you have pyramids inna di woods or are they only for mexico
I live pretty close to this thing
It's pretty comfy desu, you can rent a room for pretty decent money too
>>69070658
Such a beautiful landscape overrun by human filth
>>69077513
what the fuck is that supposed to be
>>69072918
The house of mouse has its own private army and one of the most sofisticated defense systems in North America
>>69070913
This is one of the reasons I took German cities off my eurotrip itinerary and only have small German Hamlet's now.
After spending a few weeks going over the Justice for Germans site I will not go anywhere near a supposed "historic building" anywhere in the middle of europe
>>69077461
Nope, only Peru and Mexico. Our indians were way less impressive, they only had mud huts and stuff like this.
>>69071156
Will love you for all time healthpack
>>69078262
This was from some pre-columbian civilization right tho? Them indians were definetly flying and shii
>>69075458
Ker-Ys?
>>69073720
No, theyre a rough approximation at best. The frozen supermarket ones taste like the legit ones taste after you refrigerate them and then reheat them in the microwave the next day. You have to get them fresh from the castle to experience the real thing. Get some onion rings too. They have real ones unlike Burger King.
>>69078516
Yes, that's definitely Colombian, probably Quimbaya. Our indians loved to make things with gold, one of our most famous museums is dedicated to things like that.
>>69074080
Italian design mate
>>69073096
Welsh castles cannot be posted by bongs
We had over 300 castles, but Napoleon,Tatars and Hungarians destroyed most, goddamn savages
>>69074957
You've got a bunch of commies running your country even if you leave though kek
Nothing will change desu familia
>>69079439
>Napoleon
>Savage
He was a genius, you take that back you dirty whore
>>69073227
looks comfy
>>69074900
star forts arent castles
>>69080308
he lost to anglo with one eye he was everything but genius small fuck
>>69081163
>>69071855
rosebud tbqh
>>69080816
wew lad
>>69078958
The Spanish fort in Saint Augustine?
>>69070045
Came here to post that
>>69069827
the largest castle in the world
Wawel - the royal castle in Cracow, but I'm to lazy to google some proper photo
versailles
carcassonne, the greatest
>>69084666
Thats not real wawel. Thats project of wawel's reconstruction from before ww2.
> Pole and dont know that or lie
Degenerate.
>>69085321
versailles is not castle...its a palace! Gosh!
Are you french or marokan?
>>69070064
>castle
hahahahahagaahaha
>>69070045
>mfw came here to post the exact same thing
>>69069827
Ha Ha, fuck you, you faggot Limey!
>>69085455
>I'm to lazy to google some proper photo
>>69070045
>Australian shitposting: The Feature Presentation
No thanks
>>69069827
One of the last brick castles in Europe.
Hungary reporting in.
>>69069827
Eilan Donan nice, Scotland has the best castles. Time to get off ma tits on ket.
>>69085491
it was built as a castle, and it's called the Castle of Versailles
>>69081619
Florida castles are supreme castles.
>>69085679
Was but no longer is.
>>69085806
>it's called the Castle of Versailles
it is.
https://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ch%C3%A2teau_de_Versailles
>>69076101
It's clearly hybrid Victorian-Gothic-Roman-Mudejar, anon
>>69073505
Only real castle in america
>>69085974
Where is that located?
does this count? :^)
Went here a year ago. Banff, Alberta
Harlech castle best castle.
Marienburg, polish Malbork
Johanniterorden crusaders castle
>>69086085
That's in the middle of Mexico city.
look at all these 19th century homes and hotels
>>69084454
zombie fortress/10
Ruins of a 13th century castle that was used by Norweigians, Danes and Swedes. Besieged over 14 times but never captured in battle. We Swedes tore it down in proper cuck manner.
Come and climb me, faggots.
West Point
Falkenstein Castle in Texas
honestly a lot of our Castles are former armories and national guard posts dating to the 13 colonies
and a couple of smaller private schools
rich people have some neat mansions, but you can still find some castle like architecture form let 19th century in the US
Citadel Military Academy Charleston SC
Diu, India
t. Alberto Barbosa
>>69077027
Yup. If you take the slow train from mainz to köln you often see japanese tourists in there, because its the quickest way to see a shitload of castles in beautiful landscape
Slovenia reporting in
Real Castle, not fortress, or fortified wall.
This one defends Christiandom
>>69085893
And in every foreign language its called palace of versailles.
>>69069827
"There is no land with more castles than Italy, yet there is no land conquered as much"
Häme castle.
>>69069827
Hitler thought the entire island should be converted into a castle, but that's not what you were asking for, was it anon. So here's a shitty traditional castle.
Nothing personel... kid
>>69088531
This one in Rio de Janegro.
>>69088583
St. Olaf's Castle, the northernmost medieval stone fortress still standing
>>69069827
hoi
>>69069827
Flanders gloria!
>>69069827
ITS HAPPENING
>>69088684
Turku castle.
>>69088672
>not a castle
>>69069827
Based dracula s castle
>>69088426
That's just a boxy house, I could take it with 20 good men
>>69088758
Raaseborg castle. Sadly, most of the earlier castles in Finland have been destroyed in battle or deconstructed afterwards, back in the middle ages.
>no jewpan bros on this thread
>>69088870
Aerial.
The King's Castle in neo classical style. We also have some medieval castles like 'Akershus festning' in Oslo which is currently in use by the military
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turaida_Castle
>>69088930
Yard.
>>69088833
There's 40 good men sitting inside shooting at you. Good luck.
>>69088833
>implying you wouldn crap your pants the moment you saw a ghost
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxlyQ2lPQSI
>>69089207
What's a ghost going to do to you? It can hardly even manifest itself into reality, why would you be afraid of it?
>>69069827
Jelly.
Russia didn't had enough mountains to get the stone necessary, and most castles were made from wood, so they didn't survive. A three dozen or so stone castles were destroyed for building material until Nicholas I issued an order of protection in 1826 or so - castles became useless as Russian borders were way far from core Moscow region.
Well, at leat we can boast of European castles in middle of Siberia.
>>69070993
I've been there. Nice place but not really amazing.
>>69069827
Kazan kremlin is from half a dozen or so castles that survived intact.
This is how assimilated muslim capital of Russia looks like.
>>69089250
What is a poltergeist
>is a type of ghost or other supernatural entity which is responsible for physical disturbances, such as loud noises and objects being moved or destroyed.
>They are purportedly capable of pinching, biting, hitting, and tripping people.
>>69089775
>pinching, biting, hitting
Oh boy, I can get all that at a burger kiosk at 3 am on a friday. Not exactly frightening.
If I pulled out my cock and started masturbating, would the poltergeist give me a hand?
>>69069827
Astrakhan kremlin was built by Russians after 1558 or so with conquest of lower Volga Nogays by Don Cossacks. Previous Tatar keep, Haji-Tarkhan, was wooden.
>>69070103
Obviously built after prime castle time
>doesn't count
>>69070344
>Americans trying so hard to be apart of this
You weren't even a country when Europe was building the most badass castles
Technically not a castle, but a fortress.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BkEnJot7Gc8
>>69069827
OK, now the most famous European castle there is.
Protip: walls were painted white before commies. And one of Moscow's epithets is Belokamennaya "The Whitestone One" for a reason.
>>69090693
buddy, no one asked history lessons
![Castillo_Wulff1[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/RpWkkHd.jpg "Castillo Wulff1[1]")
![Larnach-view-2-feature[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/016cvUj.jpg "Larnach-view-2-feature[1]")
![Chess_piece_-_White_rook[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/hJlST3B.jpg "Chess piece - White rook[1]")
![biltmore[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/mo6bRc5.jpg "biltmore[1]")
