>MFW /pol/ MEMEMAGIC HELPS DESTROY CRUZ'S CAMPAIGN
"Boogers were mistake" - Ted
hahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahhaha
i think we can say now, without any memeing, that cruz has been OFFICIALLY bruzed
Shut it down goy
He's about to get bamboozled xD
Btw i like my dubs
Where is the FLCL hashtag? i thought it was also trending
>This shit happened immediately after Cruz claimed Trump had a problem with women
It's like pottery.
is Ted Cruz related to Spenny on Kenny vs Spenny
Keep up the good work boys.
Bump.
Further airing out their dirty laundry (there's lots of it), and deteriorating public faith in the established system is always in our interest.
we fucking did it
>>68729870
Over 37,610 anonymous members! Really guys.
What is this, a meme? There's no actual proof he did anything.
SHUT IT DOWN
>>68730175
A bunch of dudes and female bots. Mostly from the south.
ive sent about 50 tweets and lurking these threads for the last 5 hours. we framing presidential candidates now
>>68729900
>checked
>kek'd
Good job, anon.
Hey guys this my first time meming for the /pol/ army thank u for letting me be a part of u!!!
Rat Man currently undergoing barrage of charged MAGA busters.
>>68729900
Me too
>>68730719
none for fat 12 year old looking women country
WE DID IT REDDIT!!!
I've never shilled so hard in my life, especially on Twitter.
>A man dumb enough to have an affair with his rival's campaign staff wants to be the leader of the most powerful nation on Earth
Smfh
I just remembered. Trump changed the original tweet calling out Rato on the original ad on Melania from Ted to Lyin' Ted.
He fucking knew.
Guys are we the new globalists?
Holy shit this is blowing up
>>68731200
We always were.
Meme Magic is real
>>68730045
Based japanese bro. Hows the political atmosphere over there?
Its over now. Now out god emperor will win it all...... Its ogre.....
>>68731200
Yes!!!!! Libtards must give us all their shekels. Praise kek
This is disgusting. I was a Cruz Missle but now I'm a Trump supporter
MAGA
>>68731058
“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.”
― Albert Einstein
>>68729538
Trips TTT
>El Rato drops out
Quad+
>Trump wins GE
Rolling
>>68731200
Yes.
Power exists where people think it exists.
IF we meme hard enough we will states into being. #NosorrowforSoros
Check em
>>68729538
Just woke up tldr fags
what the fuck is a jacob ticket
what the fuck is sexy snack
what the fuck does "mind of mine" convey
why are twitter retards so vapid
>>68731535
just go to twitter.
and if someone makes false claims about trump, you all go mad and say how fucked up the political system is how the jews warp the perception of the public and all that.
and yet you do exactly the same.
you don`t want proper elections, you don`t want truth. you just want to be right.
none of you will admit this, you will call me cuck and ahmed, but this thread shows the true /pol/. not in the least interested in making things better than leftists. just the same low life garbage.
repugnant. all of you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9D-QD_HIfjA
PUSH IT TO THE LIMIT
>>68731386
Tought Cruz was a honest guy at the start.
I always thought though something is off when he talks. This weird pauses and Smug smiles at the end of sentences.
Then the ben thing happend and after the Chicago thing happend he was on the list.
If this is real he is done for many people like me.
Its ogre........... Trump........ The god emperor
>>68731324
We must keep it going!!
DONT STOP NOW!!!!
also found an interesting pic of Cruz's wife
>>68731594
Thing is Lyin' Ted has been a little shit himself this whole election cycle. What goes around comes around
>>68731670
>honest politician
>assuming anyone is honest
You must help out a lot of Nigerian princes who need monetary loans too.
>>68729927
just imagine the shit thats gonna just happen to get to the media when he starts to go after hilary
>>68731594
Get back to prepping bulls cuckboi
>>68731670
glad you can vote, krautnigger
Now get back to praying to allah
>>68731594
Nigger this is war. They are the establishment who've been fucking us over, not political rivals whom we disagree with. If we want true change, we have to FIGHT anyway how. Otherwise our country is fucking doomed.
SO FUCK YES we are going to defend Trump. He is the only hope we have left, and if they haven't got anything AT ALL really on him aside from lol Hitler, then they aren't going to find anything other then fabrications.
>>68731893
>Cruzmissle detected
>>68731594
>implying I have any loyalty to either
I'm here for the memes
>>68731972
>>68731996
>>68731972
cruz shills working overtime tonight haha
are hey paying extra ? is someone bringing you some food. its not good to work without food for long times.
dont forget piss bottles the internet age is fast. cant miss something can you?
Cruz BTFO
>>68732032
it still pisses me off that we're giving mudslimes american weaponry
>>68729538
https://twitter.com/Cernovich/status/713256597967900673
It's hilarious but does anybody feel bad at all about how this might affect his kids and family?
>>68732258
i live in my mansion and there is no need for me to go out. have connections to Russia can leave when ever i want. hate to wait some months to see how this plays out.
ITT my view
>>68732392
>kike detected
>>68731748
see /pol/
Ted is our guy
Stop hating on him or his wife
TRULY A TRUE CONSERVATIVE
Is there any factual evidence if this? Or are you faggots just blasting this man because 'wah I don't like him' I don't like him either but I ain't gonna attack him on something that appears to just be speculation with no acually facto prove it.
>>68732017
t. reddit
>>68732267
Where do you think we are?
>>68732267
No.
It doesn't seem like any of this is true though.
I'm not very fond of the idea of Cruz's campaign going under because of a faux sex scandal. He wouldn't have won anyway.
Keep it going boys
>>68732267
Bastard should of thought of that before he stuck his dick in someone else. Don't ever feel bad about exposing someone's treachery. It is them that caused the pain.
>>68732267
I hope his family dies in a plane crash and Cruz is paralyzed for life
>>68732500
Ted is gone, sorry but the money is gonna dry up for you shills soon.
cruzsexscandal.ga
Unless another source spills the beans, nothing is going to happen. Also check this 6
>>68732507
If we are wrong it will die die. So don't fucking worry about it faggot.
So what if Cruz had sex with a few people? He's still a better candidate than Trump. The reason why we have record turnouts for republicans is because people want to STOP Trump from becoming president.
Please stop spreading it. You're ruining everything. This is the last thing we need for the Cruz campaign. We need to rally behind him and support the only true conservative left in the race. Please, I'm begging you it's our only hope. This scandal is a backhanded trick.
bump for trump
>>68732777
No. Nice trips though, checked!
>>68732695
keep saying things like this and maybe his family will die on those edges you're creating
>>68732719
> cruzsexscandal.ga
>robot font
I am wet
>>68732507
Breitbart has been standing on the article for months. Washing Post (or was it journal) guy confirms atleast two of the women are correct. Police reports of Heidi having a mental breakdown.
Would the evidence hold up in court? Probably not.
Would the evidence hold up in the minds of people? Probably.
>>68731594
Shilling so hard in the land of piss drinking cucks.
>>68732474
you are a beaner and what tells us that?
ITT me hunting mudslims
what have you done with your live? shilling for ted the mess
>>68732777
Who the fuck is shilling here pol?? Get in here pol
>>68732777
meh. Convince Microsoft to give us Tay back unharmed and I might stop.
Until then, PISS OFF!!
we need more memes
>>68732777
Glenn ??? Are you crying right now?
how can i cycle twitter accounts real fast?
>>68731594
We didn't want it like this, they did. Ted Cruz is just another puppet waiting to have his strings cut.
i dont buy it
why would he run for president if there was so much dirt on him?
Makes no sense
>>68733605
Bill Clinton fucked an raped WHILE being President.
That wont excuse anything buddy.
>>68729900
That ID bud, 4U, 4CH, hi
>>68733696
Did he rape a grill? Or is this a meme?
lol
>>68731594
I can't wait until your GDP finally starts crashing after Trump cancels NATO. Then it will finally be time to wipe that smug sense of moral superiority off your crook-nosed face.
>>68733812
many 15 Women claim he did it.
Hillary knew and even sut them up.
He even has an African American Son google it.
>>68732258
>just touching her shoulders
Really now?
Because in Germany they were getting mobbed in train stations and stripped and groped.
>>68731594
You act like you are above it with your false sense of superiority. If you despised something would you not attempt to sabotage it?
This board shills back. If we have to deal with fucking stormfront/aipac/marxists/BLM/lgbtbbq/feminists and all other organizations that pay for shills, except the broke marxists and the unemployable storm fronters they do it because they are mentally ill, this board organizez for something that it thinks is cool.
Trump takes a lot of flack but look at him. He is doing more for free speech by offending people than any law ever could. He is working on re-establishing the middle class of this country by abolishing NAFTA and other trade agreements crippling our working class. He doesn't need your money. He does not want to take my gun. He is more pro-choice than any other pro-gun candidate. He wants sensible immigration reform, the wall is a populist ploy you fool, no wall will be built but removal of NAFTA will put up a legal wall. And if you are pro-environment should his economic policy with China reduce the demand for their products that may cause factories burning coal to close reducing their emmisions! He breaks up the republican hierarchy, half the party has denounced him!
The establishment is doing everything they can to change people's minds. Applied Memetics, if you are reading this, we are better at your job than you are.
Guess what?
We do it for free.
>>68732500
>truly a conservative.
But anon, the nazis were socialists who campaigned on socialist ideals like universal state healthcare, jobs and employment security,
>>68732260
ALl I am going to mentionhere is
EricaGrieder
2013 affair with Ted
Goodnight.
>>68733266
Why not leave Katrina alone? As far as memes.
She's literally one of the heroes of the Trump campaign. Her banter against the journalists has been incredible.
The whole Cruz thing is probably like a bad memory to her, and it was long before she met Trump. Remember before Trump when Cruz was all we had because he was the one crazy guy who disagreed with the other cuckservatives occasionally? (even though it turned out to be an elaborate false flag for open borders)
>>68729538
>"Political candidate's five sexual affairs revealed to public, favorable rating increases." They print any kind of shit in this paper. I saw one, one time, that said, "The next week, the world is ending." And in the next week's paper, they said, "We were miraculously saved at the zero hour by a koala-fish mutant bird." Crazy shit.
>>68734177
DUBS OF TRUTH!
>>68734325
Who do you think gave Trump the info?
>>68733412
I like this one better. This bitch has done nothing but attack Trump on CNN for the past 9 months.
DC ESCORT:
http://washington-dc.date-check.com/pp15/ka4813f.htm
DC ESCORT:
http://washington-dc.date-check.com/pp15/ka4813f.htm
imgur.com/MFBfqmq
imgur.com/MFBfqmq
imgur.com/MFBfqmq
LET'S MEME MAGIC THE CRUZ CAMPAIGN INTO THE GRAVE ONCE AND FOR ALL
PROOF IT WAS KATRINA, TRUMPS ACE IN THE HOLE ALL ALONG
THE GENIUS MADMAN
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRNxg-dTpPs
RIP TED
PRAISE KEK
>>68734325
why do you think he hired her senpai?
"Lyin Ted"
Not a fast quip for the Donald.
I always wondered why the lame name.
Now we know.
And so did Trump.
BUMP 4 JUSTICE, TED CRUZ CAN SUCK A DICK, GO CHEAT ON YOUR WIFE, YOU DOPEY PRICK!
>>68732267
not one bit
the /pol/ meme machine strikes again
i feel part to be a part of it
Is Trump clean?
Is there anything they can throw back at him in retaliation?
I read somewhere he was friends with that jew sleaze Jeffery Edelstein who had the pedophile island.
>Belgium bombing
>Trump was right
>Lyin' Ted
>Trump was right
You are witnessing the will of God
>>68734397
I'm sure she did, but this is still going to be a traumatic experience for her, no matter what. Why do you think she locked her instragram, there's probably creepy #CruzMissiles and crazy evangelical backwoods fucks sending her death threats and shit right now.
She's clearly down for the program, and a strong womyn, but we don't need to make it worse on her by meme'ing her all over the place. Focus on the other bitches.
Guys, is there an actual Cruz sex scandal or did /pol/ make it up?
>>68732102
This desu senpai
>>68734542
hes been in the spotlight for many years, haven;t found shit and trust me they looked
>if Trump hadn't run Cruz would have probably been the nominee
Trump saved us long ago and we didn't even know it.
MY SEX SCANDAL IS DOING IRONMAN NUMBERS AND I DON'T CARE ANYMORE! #CruzSexScandal #tedcruzscandal #fornicaTED
>MY SEX SCANDAL IS DOING IRONMAN NUMBERS AND I DON'T CARE ANYMORE! #CruzSexScandal #tedcruzscandal #fornicaTED
MY SEX SCANDAL IS DOING IRONMAN NUMBERS AND I DON'T CARE ANYMORE! #CruzSexScandal #tedcruzscandal #fornicaTED
>MY SEX SCANDAL IS DOING IRONMAN NUMBERS AND I DON'T CARE ANYMORE! #CruzSexScandal #tedcruzscandal #fornicaTED
MY SEX SCANDAL IS DOING IRONMAN NUMBERS AND I DON'T CARE ANYMORE! #CruzSexScandal #tedcruzscandal #fornicaTED
>MY SEX SCANDAL IS DOING IRONMAN NUMBERS AND I DON'T CARE ANYMORE! #CruzSexScandal #tedcruzscandal #fornicaTED
MY SEX SCANDAL IS DOING IRONMAN NUMBERS AND I DON'T CARE ANYMORE! #CruzSexScandal #tedcruzscandal #fornicaTED
"CAN'T SPELL SUCCESS WITHOUT SUCC" - TED CRUZ
>>68734476
HE HOLDS THAT BIBLE HIGH
THEN HE LIES DOWN
WITH WOMEN WHO AREN'T HIS WIFE
>>68734581
does it matter either way?
>>68734581
A shill outlet brought it up....so
>>68734571
>there's probably creepy #CruzMissiles and crazy evangelical backwoods fucks sending her death threats and shit right now.
That should be directed at Cruz, honestly
>>68734581
It strongly looks like it's not just /pol/ trolling this time
>>68734660
No m8, it would've probably been Jeb! in that case.
>>68731747
KEEP MEMEING GOD DAMN IT
TIME TO FINISH OFF EL RATO CRUZ!!!!!!
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEE
CRUZ's 7 DEADLY SINS
>>68734581
/pol/ can't actually make shit like this up. meme magic doesn't work that way. you have to start with raw materials, i.e. reality
I just got that the "thorn in his side" was an allusion to the tranny hooker's dick.
I've been away for a week, what's going on? Something happened to Ted?
>>68734542
Fuck off faggot
>>68732695
just cause you're on spring break from j.r high doesn't mean you can stay up all night. go to sleep faggot
LYIN TED IS DEAD
Didn't trump cheat on his wife a shitload of times
>4 divorces
>admits he broke up families
>admits to coal burning
>prenups
>NO RESPECT FOR MARRIAGE.
There is no story here, national enquirer
>>68734547
>God
Heretic. There is only one lord.
His name is KEK and his prophet is PEPE
>>68734800
>>68734725
ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST
WOW
ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST
>>68734800
Double doubles, nice.
So we're essentially going full PooPooPeePee on Cruz, right?
>>68734581
Washington times and Breitbart confirmed
>>68734745
>the jacket suit goes over his hand
>makes him look like a kid
oh god it's over.
Oh hey what's this...
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3406108/Danger-cop-thought-Ted-Cruz-s-wife-sitting-expressway-head-hands-10-years-ago.html
Huh, wonder if recent news may have some relation to the link.
posting actual enquirer headlines.
>>68729538
Katrina is a rape baby so she is 50 % rapist and forced her self on Ted Cruz kinda like Demi Moore in that movie.
Ted is innocent.
>>68734857
oh you know it. cruz is about to get rained on with the force of a million REEEEES
Im doing my part, are you?
>>68734836
That's Trump. If Trump fucked some woman tomorrow then most Trump supporters would just say, "WOOOOO! GET HER, DONALD!" but Cruz has built his entire reputation around being some weird virtuous bible guy.
>Utahfags face right now
>>68734581
The Awakening has begun. The human consciousness might have just broke free. Who is Ted Cruz if he doesn't love his wife? The man has a shady background. /pol/, be careful who you trust. Skepticism is the strongest tool you can have at this time. Good job, you mother fuckers. I mean it. Fuck these shills.
>>68734836
Trump's divorces are related to him being a workaholic and bad husband. This is different from having affairs and holding up the bible while doing it.
>>68734745
Use a different one for Pride since that's just a shoop
>>68734915
even AI knows your candidate is a bitch and cant stop the trump train
>>68734836
That is expected of Trump. He is a fucking animal. But Cruz fucks that bible hard and thinks he is perfect.
>>68734889
Obama is friends with a terrorist: Bill Ayers
>>68734857
Unleash the shitstorm of your life. Use everything. We will have plenty of time to recharge for Hillary.
>>68734943
He cheated many times. Read his book
I've contacted twitter informing them about this hate campaign orchestrated by a bunch of racists.
>>68734836
>>68734889
>>68734936
DAM
AGE
CON
TROL
>>68735057
Butthurt cuckservative spotted.
What are some good /pol/ accounts to follow?
So this...
Is...
The power of.....
Memes...
wow...
>>68735044
He's written many books. Give a specific book and page.
>>68734836
he doesn't pretend he's the perfect model christian, unlike Cruz.
>>68729870
Needs a booger.
>>68729538
http://www.rollcall.com/heard-on-the-hill/team-cruz-capitol-police-pop-up-in-ashley-madison-data-dump/
This was pretty much known before, but the media didn't expose this at all during his campaign.
I think Trump had this as his trump card.
>>68735021
>Unleash the shitstorm of your life
Oh boy, the combined shithurricane of all of 4chan directed at Lyin' Ted
>>68731594
>you don`t want proper elections, you don`t want truth. you just want to be right.
Of course.
Germans are so brainwashed that you people don't even understand ingroups anymore. There's one set of rules for the ingroup and another set of rules for everyone else.
If it happens to our guy then we defend him, if it happens to someone out of our ingroup then we laugh, ridicule, or attack him.
This is the most basic aspect of how groups of humans work and it has been brainwashed out of you.
>>68735044
>Read his book
So he admitted to it, and doesn't keep any part of his life a secret? No one gives a fuck that Cruz fucks bitches on the low. It's that he fucks bitches on the low and claims he's the most pious thing since room-temperature liquids.
>National Enquirer is the main source for this crap
Wew... Trumpfags are really desperate now...
>>68734836
trump's not the one clutching the bible and acting like a righeous man
Breitbart is down. Incoming breaking news when the site is up again.
world 2nd
what
the
fuck
>>68734857
There needs to be more Metal Gear Rising memes. It predicted Trump.
OOOOOOOOOO FUUUUUCKKKKK
ITS HAPPENING BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYSSSSSSSSS
>>68735131
@rabite
>>68735169
go to bed shill , you'll enjoy the truth when you wake up
>>68734745
Lost it at gluttony
>>68734918
If we were further in the future we'd be brainwashing real AIs to shitpost presidential campaigns at 5,000 turds an hour.
>>68735221
MEMES
THEY'RE NOT JUST FOR RAGE COMICS ANYMORE, ANONYMOUS 4CHAN POSTER
Cruz is fucking done there is no way to come back from this when he based his whole campaign on being the moral christian candidate and kasich can't win anything let alone acquire enough delegates to get the nomination at this point
now all that's left is shillary
>>68735169
>5 posts by this id
Do you feel bad, son?
>>68735192
Enquirer blew open John Edwards banging bitches while his wife was dying of cancer.
Build the wall Paco.
>>68735044
nice damage control my friend
>>68734571
This. I feel really bad for her, although I know she's strong and will take it.
>>68735227
Fake account
>>68735227
ITS FAKE YOU FUCK
>>68735134
Ill do you one better, here is an enquirer headline saying he got involved with two women,
>>68734836
If I was dumped by Mila Kunis I'd probably try heroin too
>>68735221
IM GROWING STRONGER
>>68735227
>tfw it's not real
>>68735227
fuck you
>>68735131
Start at @Ricky_Vaughn99 and go from there.
Also @DemsRRealRacist is the best
>>68735321
Who gives a shit? Everyone knows Trump had a case of wandering dick. He doesn't deny it, or act like he didn't.
Eat a dick shill.
>>68735369
fuckin' stumped and he's not even president yet
>>68735369
Being totally serious, Trump will make an amazing president
TRUMP CONFIRMED TO BE KEK IF YOU BELIEVE THE ENQUIRER
>>68735277
DON'T LET UP UNTIL MSM PICKS IT UP
KEEP MEMEING
>>68735480
He literally makes me want to a better American
>>68735540
But still hang all the niggers :)
>>68735540
/thread
>>68735481
How long did you search for these to prove why your candidate isn't about to get shit on massively tomorrow?
>>68735540
>tfw haven't smoked in 115 days thanks to Trump
>>68731594
this should have come out a long ass time ago
>>68734996
just trying to imagine how they will try to spin it,that was the best I could think of.
>>68735369
Is this real? HOLY FUCK
THE MAN IS TRANSCENDING GOD
>>68735540
I actually got a short haircut because of Trump.
>>68734745
The difference between a perfectly tailored suit and not is fucking night and day
One more of the lessons that Trump has taught me
>>68735645
Keep going!
I love you guys.
We /heavy/ now
http://heavy.com/news/2016/03/ted-cruz-hush-money-carly-fiorina-sex-scandal-affair-sarah-isgur-flores/
>>68735481
TRUMP=KEK YOU SAY?
>>68732904
kike scum, die
>>68735481
>>68735321
Prove trump isn't both a cheater and a cuckold.
Protip you can't.
>>68735645
>tfw 40 days thanks to Trump
To all the people crying foul, what would happen if Cruz went up against Hillary? She'd do the same because she knows it would destroy his evangelical support. Everything Trump is throwing at other candidates would have came up sooner or later in the GE.
>>68735648
It came out at the perfect time. Ted Cruz reached the perfect height of campaign, and Trump just took all of the fucking air out from under his wings.
Cruz is going to crash, hard. No one will know what to do. Kasich will be left alone... with Trump. The RNC hasn't been able to help. The establishment hasn't been able to help. The bankers & Super PACs haven't been able to help. He'll be eaten alive.
>>68735846
Shit wrong webm
oh shit, did we do this?
are we truely the goddamn Social engineers?
>>68735799
He's winning.
>>68735799
You're having a hard time tonight, shill
>>68735846
>>68735909
They both work!
>>68732695
Hey now you got to be careful with meme magic. we don't want to kill anyone, just ruin his political career and destroy his family life.
>>68735369
How long until Carrier and Nabisco flip?
It's so great. A few talk about this, but aren't that vocal and don't want to rock the boat or lost donations. Trump is in the headlines all day and knows what he talks about will be heard by most.
Who here staying up till 5 to see if they talk about it on Fox and friends?
i made some normie OC for your moms and dads
>>68735648
Holy shit, I remember that.
It fell of when nothing came of it
PRAISE KEK
>>68735131
https://twitter.com/MisterMetokur
When will YEB! disavow Cruz?
>>68735687
LED FREEDUMB RINGG
:---DDDDDDDDD
>>68735841
It gets easier as you go on. I'm only 20 but I had been smoking since I was 12 and at 2 packs a day when I quit, I only get urges maybe once a week now. And I save $400/mo, that's nice too.
>>68736115
We have to get him to endorse Kasich once Cruz is out. The man must have a voodoo curse on him
>>68736085
Hulk Hogan hit them so hard they're shilling for us now.
>National Enquirer
I don't even like Rato, but this is reaching hard.
I think I made my point,
If you see the NE as a trustworthy source, you have to see those stories as real.
>>68736031
fuggin saved
>>68736297
>I think I made my point
>ignored by everybody
ok
lol you faggots spend the better part of a year calling everyone who steps to trump a 'cuck' while the evangelist in second place is the one actually slipping his gremlin dick to half a dozen women
and you're all calling it a "win" in your column
yeah
okay
>>68729538
We may be responsible for the hashtag trending (super proud of y'all, btw, bros), but I think The Don saw this coming.
Calling Cruz "Lyin' Ted" in all of his tweets? The hindsight just makes it so heinous. Rofl.
>>68734745
>Paul 2%
>>68734886
>Huh, wonder if recent news may have some relation to the link.
Of course it has a link. Trump puts it out there a day ahead of the Enquirer story, then the media spends the whole day spazzing out.
"How could you do that Trump?"
"How could you bring her depression into this?"
"He's such a misogynist" etc. etc.
Without realizing it the press has fully accepted that Heidi was fully depressed, but they were too focused on Trump to care to ask why.
Then this drops and all the pieces fit together. Everyone accepted that Heidi was depressed, now they know why and it makes the whole story that much more plausible. "Lyin' Ted" suddenly takes on a whole new meaning.......
Kek is pleased.
My roommates are laughing their asses off, 10/10 pol, you're 2 for 2
>>68736297
A broken (analog) clock is right twice a day. Expect your boss on national TV in the next days with his wife beside him admitting it, asking for forgiveness and staying in the now hopeless race.
Like a rat in a maze.
>>68736420
He never knew how to play the game
This is so fucking genius. With Ted out, it's easy for Trump to win the primaries, obviously.
Butt the icing on the cake is that El Rato is getting exposed for infidelity, and that's going to bring up talk of the most famous case of cheating in the history of American politics: Hillary and Bill.
It's poetry.
>>68736403
It's a win because it will destroy his reputation with evangelicals and end his career forever.
Luv u
>>68736409
>saw this coming
Cruz fucked Trump's campaign manager, he's had this up his sleeve for a loooong time.
Ted Cruz told mistresses that Heidi was dropping out of her marriage and they should coalesce around him
>>68734889
>Obama's Secrets
>His close friendship with terrorist
Bill Ayers, member of the Weather Underground, bombed the pentagon, US capitol building, and the NYPD.
But, of course, [completely unbiased sources] CNN, etc. "investigated" and said "they don't really know each other."
>>68736469
you mean 3 for 3?
Jeb, Rubio, Cruz
If Amanda Carpenter has kids, are one of them Cruz's?
>>68736297
Fuck off Bernie, go smoke a doobie
>>68734745
Ted's dance with the devil is coming to an end
I'm just getting caught up to this shit, so I wanna make sure this wasn't missed:
Sarah Isgur Flores was a deputy campaign manager for Fiorina and a Cruz PAC gave half a mil to a Fiorina PAC.
http://www.cbsnews.com/news/why-did-ted-cruzs-pac-give-half-a-million-to-carly-fiorinas/
This is interested, and wanted to make sure it's not new info.
>>68736031
10/10 Twatting now
>>68736624
>"Ted cruz"
>"You...."
>"ARE THE FATHER"
>>68736559
your overseas ballot gonna get lost in the pacific you JET-teaching weeaboo bitch lmao
>>68736782
Probably! <3
>>68736297
A lot of those were in fact accurate to some degree. Can you post the one about John Edwards next? The one that they won a pulitzer for? If there's nothing to this why have none of the named women or Cruz denied it? Why is Katrina's IG locked?
this is unrelated, but does anyone have the link to that video of ben shapiro explaining how he got trolled and talks about the merchant meme and cuck? i cant find it anymore
God Emperor trump waits to AFTER low energy Jeb endorses cruz.
Cruz destroyed. Low energy Jeb destroyed TWICE.
>mfw cryz shills need to find a new employer
Any chance this will be picked up by MSM this weekend?
I mean if it's true it will be picked up.
Maybe Cruz will be questioned about it by someone
>>68737204
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsBO2q7NHGM
>>68737204
nvm i found it in another thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsBO2q7NHGM
new thread when?
Twitter is blowing up the #Cruzsexscandal , MAGA and help the Emporer
So now we're going to have to invent Cruzcore to go along with Jeb!core and Trumpwave?
>>68737204
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsBO2q7NHGM
that freeway breakdown heidi cruz had - was it related to ted's staff-dipping? did she find out/freak out?
>>68736403
NIgger there isn't anything wrong with fucking bitches and cucking betas. There is something wrong when you act like you're the second coming of muh conservative Jesus.
Also it's not cucking if the girls were single (do we know if any of them were married/attached?).
>>68737296
god damn, i can't handle this
FRESH BREAD
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>>68733300
My thoughts exactly. Nice full house!
>>68731594
Shut up Ahmed, you cuck.
>>68734571
are you fucking retarded? she probably spearheaded this whole thing and told trump about it so she could get in a position of power. which trump obviously accepted and hired her because he's not stupid. if you're feeling sorry for her then you're a retard like ted who gets manipulated by women easily
