TREEMAN WATCH THREAD: GIMME SMOKES
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Dude in 80 foot tree in downtown Seattle.
STREAMS:
http://komonews.com/live/event
http://q13fox.com/on-air/live-streaming-sc/
first for trump
top 10 for KEK
>>68436458
Mods ruining the fun as usual
>Taking this long to make a new thread
HE COULD HAVE JUMPED
THIS IS A MOVEMENT
HE STARTED A FIRE WHAT THE FUCK
who /edmonds/ here
is he actually doing anything illegal?
>>68436458
DESIGNATED
>>68436486
>XOTARY
W-what could it mean l-lads?
Serious question. Why don't they just cut down the tree?
is he fucking whittling?
>>68436458
Have they tried luring him out with fried chicken and cans of booze or coke?
>>68436581
That kills the man
THREAD MUSIC
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xaRNvJLKP1E
>Fuck it, let's eat some pizza til he jumps
>>68436458
bless u mami
>>68436557
HOSE
HIM
DOWN
>>68436557
fire rises
THIS IS THE GREATEST HAPPENING SINCE THE VICTORY PARADE!!!
Seriously though, drone with pack of smokes dangling from the bottom by fishing line when?!?
>>68436572
Climbing a public tree and ripping it apart is probably vandalism.
>>68436557
it won't work. that tree was just soaked by rain. he's just going to use up his lighter.
>>68436628
he just wants some fucking smokes
>>68436458
Is he taking a shit?
>>68436458
>that image
>>68436581
They're trying to save him. If they just wanted him down, they easily could have shot him by now.
can they fix the top part of what he has destroyed? its fucking mutilated man
>>68436572
Destroying public property, there's no way the tree will recover in time for christmas.
>>68436581
cause then more tree people will climb trees to make a "Movement"
How long has he been up there?
>>68436581
because they dont want a lawsuit? because thousands of people are watching live?
why is that a serious question? they can just wait him out.
>>68436549
jesus the memes flow fast
>>68436666
FUCK
U
C
K
>>68436771
few hours
>>68436727
Now you're on to something
he's gonna burn it down
Is he breaking a law?
he's lightning his crack pipe
>>68436230
Fahrenheit is for winners. If you want to use Imperial units you are free to develop your own space program and travel to the fucking moon, nobody will stop you then.
If he keeps stripping the tree like this he will get down by the end of the week. No need to worry, let him be.
>>68436666
spoopy
LADDER BRO IS GIVING HIM SHIT FOR NOT COMING DOWN
SMOKES INCOMING
OH FUCK LADDER BRO IS BACK
That's a decent tree
On Christmas even some stations play a stream of a yule log, and on 03/22/2016 some Seattle news stations stream hippies in trees.
That throw
That catch
damn. I'm actually impressed.
WHAT IS THERE TO NEGOTIATE?
HE WANTS SMOKES
>>68436636
kek this is perfect
DOES LADDER BRO HAVE SMOKES
what did he throw to ladderbro?
>>68436764
movement
Ladder bro smoking in-front of treeguy, absolute MADMAN
>>68436666
THE FIRE RISES
KEK IS WITH US
KEK IS WITH BASED TREEMAN
>so far he has refused to come down and has thrown an apple at medics
Fucking tree hugging hipster degenerate.
LMAO HE FINALLY GOT SMOKES
WHAT A THROW
WHAT A CATCH
>>68436458
This is what happens when you legalize marijuano desu.
WHO /BIRDS/ HERE
LADDER BRO CONFIRMED WEAK THROWING ARM
PICK UP THAT SMOKE
>man climbs to top of tree in downtown Seattle, rescue launched
I'm pretty sure he could get down if he wanted to
He's getting down!
HE IS GOING DOWN
HES COMING DOWN
HES COMING DOWN
they're throwing smokes at him
HAPPENING CONFIRMED
That fucking trow back ITS A TRAP
THIS IS IT
Stupid ending
>fire
It's a sequoia, they evolved to not burn due to the wildfires california has had for it's history.
On top of being one of the most fire resistant trees it should be perfectly soaked from all the rain we've had in the last month.
>>68436962
i missed is dammit
CRASHING THIS MEME
WITH NO SURVIVORS
INB4 HE CLIMBS BACK UP
Treeman will come down if all of those people... LEAF.
TREEMAN SO IMPRESSED BY LADDERBRO'S CATCH HE DECIDES TO COME DOWN
>>68436971
i know right
i was not so comfy in long time
TREEBEARD GOT HIS SMOKES
MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
WE DID IT BOYS
I don't understand if this is just a hipster twat doing an "art" project or a mentally unstable man losing it.
Probably leaning more towards hipster twat, Seattle is meant to be full of them.
>>68437002
BAN ASSAULT FRUIT
>problem solver right here
F A L L !!!!!
Did this fag literally just climb a tree so he could get some smokes?
Fucking genius
>he's just going for the smokes
Hey bubs.
DON'T GIVE UP TREE MAN
he's stopped, second ladder bro pointing to where cigarette landed!
>>68437126
O he is lad
>>68437126
As soon as he get his smokes, guaranteed he's climbing back up
>climbs back up
i want more smokes
RAIN INTENSIFYING HE'S GONNA FALL
TELL ME ABOUT THE TREE GNOME
WHY DOES HE CLIMB THE TREE?
I really hope this >>68437226
>>68437161
MAD PROPS ALL AROUND BOYS!
WE DID IT!
THE WORLD IS SAFE AGAIN!
OHHH THE SMOKE FELL OFF THE BRANCH AND HE WENT BACK UP
HAHA THE CIGARETTE FELL AND HE'S GOING BACK UP
>branch snapping
SQUIRREL BITES HIS NUTS
I love this planet.
HES GOING BACK UP
IT WAS ALL A RUSE
Post >yfw the cops tackle him when he gets to the ground
>>68436458
>live across the water from Seattle
>Something's actually happening
Fox stream seems to be broken for me and Komo doesn't have anyone explaining anything. Can someone tell me what the fuck is going on here?
going back up
wheyyyy he's going back up
P O S T I N G
O
S
T
I
N
G
>>68436666
praise Kek
It's raining, tree man is gonna fall, maybe we'll have action news now
>>68437324
>he plummets to his death clutching the little brown fucker
GOING BACK UP BOYS
KEEP THE DREAM ALIVE
FUCK I WAS TOO BUSY FINDING A MEME IMAGE FOR THE THREAD I MISSED EVERYTHING
KEK HE GOES BACK UP
This could all be resolved if emergency crews just said fuck it and let the crazy stay in the tree. He's not hurting anyone and if he falls it's on him for climbing the damn tree.
this is like twitch chat
>>68437363
local absolute madman is trying to obtain smokes via tree climbing, hes having a rough time it seems
>>68437356
Theres no way they dont
he's not climbing down nimbly
tfw stream won't load
just kill me
>ywn smoke a cig atop an 80footer in middle of an american city
>>68436525
Is that why Part 3 took so fucking long?
Why not let him on the ladder?
HES GOING DOWN
HES COMING BACK DOWN
MASTER RUSEMAN CONFIRMED
They are tricking him to get lower ;_;
>>68437495
clear cache
>>68437363
Hipster/hobo climbed the christmas tree and throws stuff down from the top, strips the top of branches and demands smokes.
fffffuuuuuck cops are closing in
LADDER BRO WITH THE CIGS
HE GRABBED THE SMOKE
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>>68437503
Cause he's gross and smells like a tree now.
I THINK HE CAUGHT A CIG
They're trying to lure him down with smokes. Don't do it treebeard! Wait for the real smokes to come!
HE'S GOING BACK UP LMAO LMAO
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>68437226
called it
AND UP UP UP HE GOES AGAIN
WE GOT THE SMOKES BOYS
NOW THE SYRUP
he got the smoke hahaha. maybe this heli forgets about fuel and crashes
lol he troll them
>>68437587
GIVE ME THE SMOKES OR THE TREE DIES
back up
ON HIS WAY DOWN, OR IS HE?
CAPTCHA SPOOKY RELEVANT
>all those people
Back to the nest
Look at all the people watching
>GOING BACK UP
It was just a prank!
COATS OFF BOYS
HE'S IN FOR THE LONG RUN
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
HE DID IT
OH MY FUCK HE IS GOING BACK UP
HE GOT HIS SMOKES PRAISE KEK
ABSOLUTE MADMAN
He's about to have a comfiest smoke of his life
Why don't we have a man on the ground shouting inspiring meme's to Tree Gnome?
aaaand he's back up
damn rubbernecks
all those spectators kek
is he making a nest??
Aaaand he's back up.
haha back up we go, got an audience to please now!
He's the king of the castle
Po-po is just a dirty rascal
This is more fun than the last car chase I watched.
>>68437479
>trying to obtain smokes
>>68437587
>christmas tree and throws stuff down from the top, strips the top of branches
>demands smokes.
What the fuck
WE BACK UP NOW BOYS
TREE GUMP CONFIRMED
>>68437648
AND CLIMBS BACK UP
>mfw he just wanted one last smoke before jumping
CHILLIN LIKE A VILLAIN
>those peasants watching the happening in the cold
>Brussels is kill
>makes /pol/ go apeshit
>treebro ruses SPD
>makes /pol/ go same amount of apeshit
I like this place lads
>he now has a bigger crowd than a Bernie rally
MY FUCKING SIDES
Getting comfy now
anyway i can watch in vlc? wont load in firefox
smokes confirmed
>imma just burn one up here
>>68437801
I think they finally threw him some smokes
post yfw seattle has to bring out lights and pizza and babysit treeman all night
>>68437805
if i lived near here I would totally make the drive down
HE GOT HIS SMOKES TOO, GET PRANKED SEATTLE PD
>he climbs all the way back up and lights up a cigarette
10/10
anyone have a scanner link?
>>68437867
WERE SMOKING LADS
He actually did it.
Don't let your dreams be dreams
This is the kind of shit I'd expect to see in Australia on a daily basis.
>>68437853
MAXIN' AND RELAXIN'
anyone happen to capture the smokes toss? missed it :(
i'm confused, what's the big deal here? is he threatening suicide or something? it's a fucking tree in the middle of the street. if he burned it down it wouldn't damage the surrounding structures at all. is this guy just retarded or what?
>>68437965
>tfw that actually is Shia in the tree
MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
THE
ABSOLUTE
M A D M A N
please tell me we are capping this shit.
>>68437859
Can not change, will not change
>got his smokes
>still firing on people below with bits of pine
This guy's a real jerk!
This is exactly the reason why I stopped doing shrooms.
He's looking kind of depressed up there.
What mental illness you guys bettering on? You think he is delusional, suicidal or that this is some kind of call for attention or general defiance?
>>68437910
>mfw these people live in my state
This is more interesting than what's going on in Brussels.
Would an 80ft fall onto the road kill a man?
Let him smoke his cigs for fucks sake
>post YFW you're a Seattle taxpayer
>>68438096
He's from Seattle
>>68438108
ayy /lynnwood/
>>68438096
paranoid schizophrenia most likely
lol at everyone just standing around drinking coffee
DESIGNATED BIKE LANES
>>68438091
yeah, I'm thinking he's gonna take the plunge
>>68438140
Yes
>>68438096
He just wanted to smoke in a tree
HAHAHAHAHA HES THROWING SHIT AT LADDERBRO
HE GOT SMOKES HE DONT GIVE A FUCK NO MO
>>68438096
He just wants to smoke and be left alone in a 80 feet tree
>>68438096
Spice, PCP, Shrooms
>>68437857
>13 degrees Celsius
>cold
>>68438023
City Christmas tree, he is taking christmas hostage.
>>68438047
THE
ABSOLUTE
T R E E M A N
>treeman contemplates his next move
>>68438023
sometimes... it's just a guy in a tree who wants some cigarettes.
>>68438140
if you're lucky. Alt would be becoming a potato for the rest of your life.
>>68438140
It would be extremely painful
please don't let this fool fall out of the tree
>>68438140
Could well do yeah
at the very least it would be extremely painful
for yew (tree)
What is he gonna demand next!?
>>68438090
maybe you didnt
maybe youre sitting in this tree right now
What's everyone want to happen? Him to jump? Fall? Come down peacefully and get pepper sprayed?
>>68438192
Das it mane
Thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMVSQVn97es
>>68438087
gotta defend his smoking spot m8, dont want anyone just climbing up there
>kek captcha
inb4
"Do a back flip!!'
TREEMAN REQUIRES MORE SMOKES
Comfy cop has left the scene
>>68438180
Bremerton here
Did they toss him a pack or a single smoke?
>>68438291
people fighting in a tree
Inb4 he jumps
WHERE IS THIS AT?
I'm in Seattle. I want to go watch this in person. Does anybody know the address?
Why don't they just set up a net and then shake the tree?
>>68438268
Peace and quiet so that he can get comfy.
>>68437141
lol fag
>cops are in riot gear
for what fucking purpose?
that smoke wont last forever lads
>>68438371
@ Macys
>>68438265
Please let this fool jump already
>ywn get free coffee with your firefighterbros and watch some deranged hippy hang out inatree
>ywn be that comfy
pls end it
>>68438352
A full pack. Time to get comfy.
10$ When he jumps he gets caught in the tree and fails at suicide
>>68438096
probably schizo who did too many shrooms and nows has memories of his past bigfoot life
>>68438371
>the corner of Fourth Avenue and Stewart Street
>>68436764
Yeah, a bowel movement.
>>68438422
This is America motherfucker
>>68438371
It's right next to a Macy's
>>68438447
What if it does, though?
Do you think he will Beverley Hills Ninja that tree over to the ladder?
Look at all the public servants just loitering haha./
>>68438371
By a Macy's store apparently
>>68436458
That's a big tree.
I would rather have my tax dollars spent here with some shitty ebin entertainment that supporting Tyrons baby collection desu
Carry on Tree man
Carry on
>>68438371
Knock over the postcard stand
>>68438096
I'm pretty sure he just wanted to smoke in a tree
THEY LACED THE CIGS WITH SEDATIVES
treeman is coming down
>>68438371
Outside Macy's DT.
>>68438422
Treeman only grows stronger from each smoke, they need to prepare
>>68438539
For u
>>68438539
FOR YOU
>>68438371
>at the corner of Fourth Avenue and Stewart Street
>>68437002
Good job, surely climbing to the top of it, putting stress on the branches will save this tree.
>>68438470
>Fourth Avenue and Stewart Street
thanks senpai, hope I can make it down there before it's over.
How long can helicopters fly on a tank of fuel? When will they have to cut aerial for a refueling?
Quality camera work
Livin free like a bird
>>68438524
Boycot Macy's for making treeman suicide
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>>68438602
Ayyyyy
this seems like a good way to get attention
>>68438539
For who?
>>68438568
OP HERE. I'LL BE THERE IN 20 MIN.
non smoker here. whats so special about camels?
>>68438613
wave to us
>>68438479
50 bucks says they cuff him after he climbs down
>climb tree
>get shot
>tfw you live a few blocks away but are on vacation
I could have yelled to the tree gnome
>>68438499
damn...
he kinda looks like he's getting ready to take a shit
>street shut down
>cops and fireman standing around chatting
>one guy in a tree smoking with an audience
I'd call that a win
>>68438580
i hope so
and i hope they also laced a laxetive in there too
>giving into the demands of a treeorist
>>68438371
Buy a drone, and fly it at him. Macys mall probably sells some.
>>68438371
Take pictures with timestamp when you arrive.
>>68438616
depends on the helicopter and where it's based out of, awhile tho
2cold4treeman
>>68438568
DID THAT FUCKER EVER DELIVER
Any reason they aren't using one of those landing pads they sometimes use for jumpers?
Tree man got cold ;^(
>>68438679
MAKE A MAGA SIGN.
This guy is trying to bring around a rebirth of Grunge
This guy needs to be on Trump's negotiating team.
>come down
>no! fuck u. eat muh shitram. bleee. fuggers.
>come on man...
>wags dick at the cops
>sigh...here's your smokes
>fuckers
>>68438773
Yes
>>68438679
Do it.
>>68438773
Yes he did, I wasn't there for the original thread but its on youtube somewhere.
>>68436528
>>68436528
>>68436528
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>>68436528
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>>68438568
Nice reference, takes me back.
>>68438773
Yes he did
>>68438096
>Seattle
Clinical Depression
Is anyone going to record any of this?
I need to go to work soon but I want to see what happens to tree bro
>>68438371
block north of where bernie got cucked
MORE TREE BRANCHES FALLING
>>68438682
they're not that great but its better than winston or cheyenne
Is he climbing down? Fuck this guy
NOOOOOOOO TREEMAN IS GETTING DOWN
WHEN OP DELIVRARED
Is it raining, or is that just the camera?
>>68436598
Civil war 2: election boogaloo
>>68438682
They're cheap and decent.
ARE THOSE PIZZAS
"Pizza's here boys"
>>68439029
>yfw Treeman kills a 40 year old tree protesting people trying to remove it
pizza lol
cops have pizzas
>>68439101
He's getting shelter lower down
>>68439242
donuts
DONUT DELIVERY TO THE COPS
>>68438153
They already wasted enough of my money unsuccessfully rerouting the new 520 bridge to appease the whiners in Montlake that I don't feel anything. At least I'm getting some entertainment out of watching them babysit a hobo.
>>68439305
It's a smart way to get money from thirsty betas
damn those are getting pretty comfy
Why dont they send someone up the tree to get him down?
>>68439305
God dammnit, meant to start a new thread but ohwell. Here will do
the combine is surrounding gordon treeman
>>68439305
Mean to make a new thread?
Holy shit, this has generated some quality memes, my senpaitachi.
>>68439421
How in your mind do you think that would work if they can't convince him to come down as it is?
TREEMAN IS SMAAAART... HIDING FROM THE HELICOPTER
>>68439421
Health and Safety
>>68439421
so he can start a fight and both fall down?
we have thread here >>68436528
they've been there 10 fucking minutes and the fat cunts ordered food?
>>68439305
I don't know why anyone would care.
They choose to cam girl, even if you consider it a form of light prostitution, and beta cucks choose to send in their money. Where's the problem?
Anyway, you should probably just start a thread.
...where did he go?
>>68438773
several times, i saw the cardstand go down two-three times
one time it was a nigger, i was so disappointed
>>68439622
try 5 hours
>>68439512
I dunno shoot him or something
>>68439305
Cuts a corner in getting a beta to pay for your shit desu. Not like they wouldn't find some way to do it even if these camwhores didn't exist.
>>68439622
They've all been there several hours family.
>>68438876
>>68438929
>>68438935
>>68439688
Wew lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zhrtLt9ZV14
>>68436525
Real life nipnames are never as cute as in my animes :"(
You guys do realize that tree man is probably some crazy liberal right?
>>68439805
fuck I thought it just kicked off for this thread
he looked depressed before he climbed down a bit now I cant see him
drugged up/drunk or ann hero possibility?
>>68439655
>I don't know why anyone would care.
Because you give them an inch and they take a mile, you dumb fucking fuck. Why are you even here?
They choose to cam girl, even if you consider it a form of light prostitution, and beta cucks choose to send in their money. Where's the problem?
>cam girl
>a form of light prostitution
>Where's the problem?
You're a fucking retard then?
>Anyway, you should probably just start a thread.
I'm gonna
who knows morse code? situation in tree deteriorating.
>>68439997
Looking at him I'd say he looks pretty fucking depressed. But that could just be hunger/thirst and the fact it's rained a bit so bit of a miserable night for it.
Might be an hero candidate but he seems to have some sort of message, he threw an apple at some medic and has shredded some branches. Now appears to have some sort of demands (smokes being the first)
It's pretty fucking funny either way. I just hope it doesn't end up being BLM or anti islamophobia.
>Captcha SUMMIT 4900
Morse code ?
>>68439821
Holy shit I remember that.
>>68440417
>>68440193
WHat in the name of christ is he up to now
he just doesn't stop the madman
DELETE
THE
TREE
