Daily reminder that this happened and it will happen again if Americucks keep making fun of us
Your country is already flaming.
you're not british
>>68243694
>A FUCKING LEAF
>>68243694
The current White House is a cuckshed. A standing reminder of what happens when you cross the red bull.
America is a walking military embarrassment that could not win against Canada, refused to declare war on Germany until Hitler did so first, wouldn't fight until the Soviets were already pouring into Germany, couldn't hold onto a small patch of desert nor could they even stop their strip of defoliated jungle from being overrun by tiny brown men armed with obsolete weapons. They've almost become a minority in their own lands without so much as a whimper. The weak American beta male couldn't and never will be able to compete.
>>68243694
The British did it. Still, even if you try it, we've got nukes.
>>68243837
>you're not british
I've never understood this meme, we became fully independent in 1982 and didn't even confederate until 1867. I've never heard someone in Kansas say "hurr durr we didnt invade iraq it be da 42nd battalion fram nevada", nor will anyone ever. Not to mention our great nation still has her majesty Queen Elizabeth II as our head of state and she is our commander in chief, and don't ever forget it burgerman, she has enough nukes for your entire east coast to play fallout 3 irl.
>>68243694
By the definition of your current Prime Minister, we won that engagement.
>>68243694
Lol
>>68244051
Dude you gave a second term to a negro muslim from Kenya. You literally can't shit on anyone. I don't like the guy either but Trudeau was elected with 39% and only after a decade of conservative rule. A majority of the electorate in your two party state even chose Obongo the second time around.
>>68243694
hey that was our handiwork!
>>68243955
>>68243837
By that logic, a British colony won the revolution, not America.
Do you actually think they shipped troops over on coffin ships for one war with a dumb nation of hogans? Amerifat education everybody.
>>68243915
Its certainly better than being Canada i can assure you with your SJW leader.
We'll just sack York again, but it looks like you Canadians made Toronto shitty all by yourself
>>68244073
Kek top bants right there
>>68244073
STOP APPROPRIATING MY CULTURE SHIT HEAD
>>68243694
Wish you faggots would try, enjoy getting nuked into oblivion.
On the day in 1814, the White House was burned down by the British.
Canadian Confederation was 1867.
>Canada taking credit for our accomplishments
FUCK OFF YOU FUCKING DEGENERATE MAPLENIGGERS, YOU'RE LITERALLY NOT EVEN A REAL COUNTRY JUST A FUCKING AMERICAN VASSAL STATE. CANADIANS ARE LITERALLY THE MOST KEKOLDED PEOPLE ON THE PLANET WHO LITERALLY DEFINE THEIR ENTIRE COUNTRY BY IT'S DIFFERENCES TO THE UNITED STATES RATHER THAN IT'S ACTUAL UNIQUENESS. YOU'RE ALSO OBSESSED WITH MULTICULTURALISM AND DESTROYING YOUR OWN HERITAGE. FUCK OFF YOU MOOSE FUCKING PIECES OF SHIT.
Daily reminder that Canacucks and Australians should be banned from pol
>>68244084
They did
>>68243694
>A FUCKING LEAF
>>68244073
Holy shit ha ha ha ha!
Top tier bantz!
Is this real?
>>68244150
You couldn't even hold a tiny desert kingdom or a stretch of defoliated jungle. 2/3rds of your population are obese and couldn't run 5km let alone fight. The biggest protests in history were because you guys were going to invade a tiny shitskin country run by a tinpot dictator. Don't forget Moscow has a milder winter than most of your northern states.
Oh and work on your missile defense system because our commander in chief HM Elizabeth II has enough nukes for your entire east coast to play fallout 3 irl.
>>68243694
Pure bants
>>68243771
underrated post
>>68243992
The soldiers who burnt down the white house were reinforcements from Britain who landed in New Brunswick a few months before.
>>68244084
>>68243837
>By that logic, a British colony won the revolution, not America.
America was literally founded by British traitors.
>>68243867
kek ive never seen that one
>>68244186
No, canadians are right this time. See>>68244070
Americans are ran by a monkey. They should talk shit about anyone
>>68244228
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-28929626
Yes, but they backed down from the tweet
>>68243992
By that logic Bermuda burned the white house.
>>68244235
>Moscow has a milder winter than most of your northern states
WEW
>Mfw Americans are more hardened by cold by Russians
>>68244228
Yes, it got taken down though because it triggered the survivors
>>68244235
>y desert kingdom or a stretch of defoliated jungle. 2/3rds of your population are obese and couldn't run 5km let alone fight. The biggest protests in history were because you guys were going to invade a tiny shitskin country run by a tinpot dictator. Don't forget Moscow has a milder winter than most of your northern states.
>Oh and work on your missile defense system because our commander in chief HM Elizabeth II has enough nukes for your
LOL, Yeah okay maplefaggot keep dreaming.
>>68243771
breh
>>68244235
How long did desert storm last?
>>68244287
America was founded by traitors, Australia by prisoners, New Zealand by pedos and Canada by the scots.
>>68244375
Americans are fat and stupid and thats a fact
>>68243694
>Implying we wouldn't cheer
>Implying there's anybody worth saving in the white house on an average day
Please do it weedman.
You couldn't even take A Fucking Leaf from a tree known for strength or resilience. You took it from a tree known for being sweet.
>>68243992
Ok that was pretty good leaf
>>68244325
>I think this is in extremely POOR TASTE
What kind of autistic SJW fag wrote that?
>>68244472
are you one of those fortune telling gypsies?
>>68244259
>only sparklers
Yeah cause using anything else would be considered a deadly weapon over there lmao
>>68244472
Bahaha, coming from the gypsie, it's okay to be jealous of our lavish lives (;
>>68243837
Canada still Common Wealth. They don't like to admit it, but they're still Britain's little bitch.
>>68244513
Hahaha your flag is some bacon and blue shit on it you cant talk shit of canada
>>68243915
Is that why the only reason Canada has their shit little army is because of America?
>>68244235
>Canada criticizing countries for not holding territories they can only dream of obtaining in the first place
Face it Canada, you will always be in our shadow. You will be forever known as Americans with universal healthcare. Your country will forever remain irrelevant.
>>68244621
Looool youre mad because your ugly and fat
>>68244634
says romania, oh lord
>>68244634
The only tricolor that has a right to a flag opinion is France.
>>68244686
They have more land then you and less niggers lmfao stupid fat american go and kill yourself
>>68244634
>A FUCKING PISS DRENCHED FRENCH FLAG
>>68244703
I rather be both then live in that hellhole hahaa. fucking poorfags.
>>68244325
Faggots gonna fag, that was far funnier than a Cucknadian shitpost on /pol/.
>>68243694
LEAF
E
A
F
>>68244773
when we want your opinion there psudo-cockroach, we will buy it at the flea market
>>68244808
>>68244786
Hahaha look at this fat shit grease fingers morons. Kep breathing heavy obese fucks also your country is SHIT
>>68243694
>total Canadian military = 119,000
>Total US military = 2.1 million
>Total Canadian tanks = 180
>Total US tanks = 8,850
The total Canadian armed forces, including ALL RESERVES, isn't large enough to fully man just the American military's tanks, APCs, and self-propelled artillery.
Let that sink in for a moment
>>68243771
holy shit
>>68244816
I said early your flag is bacon and blue shit you cant make fun of anyone fsggot
>>68244908
someone's bad because they can't afford food ( ;
Unfortunately there are a ton of cuck Canadians that troll this board and are legitimately ruining it, I swear we're not all degenerates
>>68244734
>The only tricolor that has a right to a flag opinion is France.
Did you know that back in the 30's the Germany army thought they were going colorblind because all the of the tricolórs they seen were bleached white.
>>68243694
It was British marines that burnt down the White House. Stop shit posting.
>>68243694
i know this is b8, but...
>>68243771
First post best post
Why are Canacucks on /pol/ always so butthurt?
>>68244913
>american military is made of 50% niggers
Hahaha you just have big numbers but in terms of performance and power you are shit
>>68244084
>Do you actually think they shipped troops over on coffin ships for one war with a dumb nation of hogans?
That's what literally happened, how the fuck do you think they got to New Orleans?
>>68244773
>Romania
>gypsies making fun of anyone
why don't you leave your tent and go steal some shit
>>68245006
Are you stupid i have enough food lol go kill yourself fatty
>>68245086
Cuck? Dude you live in a two party state all but controlled by kikes, you've eagerly let zionist jews buy up your entire media and open up the floodgates to such an extent that less than 60% of Americans are white. You've done this without so much as a whimper while the UK has held massive anti-immigration protests despite still being over 92% white. You're the cucks burgerman, almost all of your cities have been overrun by negros and instead of pushing back like everyone else you go online and throw internet stones from your glass house. The juden would be relegated to their ghettos in eastern europe if it wasn't for cuckmerica, don't ever forget that your nation is the single greatest threat to the european races you claim to love so much.
Calling out other peoples perceived cowardice is a little bit ironic too, eh? Late to both world wars, refused to declare war until Hitler did so first, wouldn't fight until the Soviets were already in Germany, couldn't even hold onto a tiny patch of desert or a strip of defoliated jungle. Nor can you even police your own third world streets.
Watch your beloved anti-establishment candidate Donald Trump drag his jewess daughter on the stage of AIPAC and beg for forgiveness at five oclock eastern.
CROSS THE BULL GET THE HORNS
>>68243694
>tfw 1812 was so inconsequential schools barely bother with it
>>68245132
>america
>obese shit making fun of anyone
Why dont u go to the fridge to eat something ha?
>>68245270
>Why dont u go to the fridge to eat something
I would but a fucking Romanian robbed my house
>>68243771
God damn it feels good to be American
>>68245176
lol this gypsie.
>>68244908
>your country is shit
Ok, Romania.
>>68245092
Look whos talking lol
>>68243694
>us
Don't take credit for our work, you weren't a country back then it was Britain vs USA, Canada wasn't a thing.
Fucking leafs...
>>68245257
australia on suicide watch
>>68245003
>tough
>takes millions in us federal aid to keep government working
>independent since collapse of soviet union
pick one gypsy
>>68243694
>implying we would take your rapefugees
you northern scum are too privileged
>>68245361
I cant eat that much.. Its picnik time faggot go eat something you fat lard
>>68245391
You have more niggers than my country population lol youre shit
>>68245245
>yfw PK Subban and Nazem Kadri are national heroes
>>68245468
>>68245092
>>68245024
>that was the british
I've never understood this meme, we became fully independent in 1982 and didn't even confederate until 1867. I've never heard someone in Kansas say "hurr durr we didnt invade iraq it be da 42nd battalion fram nevada", nor will anyone ever. Not to mention our great nation still has her majesty Queen Elizabeth II as our head of state and she is our commander in chief, and don't ever forget it burgerman, she has enough nukes for your entire east coast to play fallout 3 irl.
>>68245546
>He thinks Romanians aren't brown gypsy niggers
>>68245546
All of your people either look like pigs or gypsies
>>68245399
That doesn't look like Obama to me...
>>68243694
canadian shitposters remember the fact that your country is on the economic level of mexico
>>68245546
is it because you're so malnourished your stomach will explode if you try to eat more than 1 cabbage roll?
>>68245653
Because the troops came straight from England and had nothing to due with Canada, It would be as retarded as New Zealand claiming they burned down the white house.
>>68245546
>go to have picnic outside
>Romanian child pickpockets me
>chase after the rat, lose him, return to find Romanians eating my food
>chase them off with a broom
>one of them steals my broom
>tfw no food and now there's garbage everywhere
>>68245664
>>68245678
>gypsy gypsy gypsy
Hahaha piggie piggie piggie how is it to be fat and also stupid? I bet your hungry already. Go to eat while i fuck your moms
"HAHAHA WE BURNED DOWN THE WHITE HOUSE"
It wasn't even the capitol building back then you retards.
It was just a summer home for local officials in the middle of the woods completely undefended and uninhabited half of the year.
You could just fucking walk up to it and there would be no guards there to stop you either.
I'm glad 4,500 of you were able to overwhelm an undefended vacation home. WP.
>>68245653
They weren't colonial troops. They were British soldiers from Britain who never once set foot in Canada
>>68245653
>>68245653
The redcoats who burned the whitehouse weren't even from canada.
But it's always Canadians and never brits who brag about it
Hmmmm...
>>68245824
>food food food
Haha how does it feel to be poor and irrelevant?
>>68245824
>Being this much of an angry poor gypsy
>>68246062
Is good. Your only relevant to world for being so fat and ugly
>>68245824
stick to your women, Romania
pic related, these are the type of women gypsy men have to fuck
kek
>>68246123
Rather be a fat and ugly american than a poor dumb ugly romanian.
>>68246084
>being this fat
>being a colony of britain
Your a failed country lol
>>68245024
The Canuck v. Aussie shitpost wars have to end, for the good of us all.
>>68245779
So? Canada is British clay, so they were British colonial citizens, so it was British vs USA.
>>68246123
>ignoring the most powerful military in the world
>>68243837
>mfw when both your illegitimate countries are BRITISH CLAY
>mfw when farage will reclaim and expand
>>68246123
lol okay gypsy in denial acting like every modern device can't be traced back to our greatness haha.
>>68246217
Hahaha faggot i already know more than one language so youre more stupid then me. Your also poor but fat too lmao you should kill yourself
>>68246123
>Your only relevant to world for being so fat and ugly
>speaking english right now
>>68246348
Looooool steve jobs was half a syrian you fat pig shit
>>68246276
>obese troops who can't run
>best military
Ok
>>68246226
*you're
>>68246523
Its called a typo you moron
>>68246471
>trying this hard
>>68245089
Romania
>Roughly the size and strength of the Canadian Military
>>68246471
You just proved how much of an uneducated pig gypsy you are, also, why are all of your women ugly and eventually grow to look like this?
>>68246423
>be AMERICAN
>Speak ENGLISH
IT DOESN'T GET MORE KEKED THAN THIS LADS
>>68246646
Im right idiot, deal with it you have no accomplisments of your own but of non americans you took credit for. Why are u angry
>>68246611
Confirmed for fat and retarded and not understanding the English language.
>>68246714
Im not saying we are powerful just that youre not.
>>68246728
Learn to read fat cretin
>>68246523
>AMERIcucks
>>68246743
Go play with your toy boats Dad, we got this shit now. We're gonna make everybody speak english too, you're gonna be proud as fuck.
NO GOLD LMAO
>>68246826
Hahaha are u retarded i have 49 kg you fat idiot
>>68246743
>be British
>lose your empire and stranglehold over the global trade hegemony to your former colonies
1776 NEVER FORGET
>>68246743
>Be English
>Can't even speak English properly
>start war with canada
>let canadian army advance
>put pile of dank nugs in front of their column
>advance grinds to a halt while they blaze up
>brrrrt
>war over
>>68246937
dyel gypsy
>>68246993
>be american
>be fat and also stupid
>>68246854
Seriously though. all of you are the same ahahha /
>>68245653
You need to lay off the dank dawg, your brain is all kinds of stupid.
Guys! please stop fighting. WE Brits, American, Canadians are all brothers. We stand together.
>>68247038
Rekt. When did i say we are powerful idiot? See how you btfo yourself because your stupid as hell
>>68247058
You too. Fat and ugly and stupid
>>68246942
>be American
>get shot
>>68243992
wow the entire east coast? thats scary considering how the us has enough nukes to fry the whole planet
>>68247040
BAHAHAHAHAH.
>>68243915
Are you retarded?
We did not declare war on Germany because they did not attack us, Japan did.
>>68247200
Hahaha idiot its like saying all of you are niggers but
>american education
>>68247168
>be british
>5x higher violent crime
>get life
>bin knife
>be irrelevant little island pretending to actually be a world power
>>68246993
>be American
>entire family BLACKED
>>68247040
>Romanian stealing other country's shitposts
to be expected, honestly
>>68247291
Based japonese. Should have killed you all. Your worth only 100 kg of fat each
>>68243694
Fucking hell cuckada. There's no saving you from the fucking mess you've made, do you realize that?
No one is going to help you. They will just rip on you, esp murica. He doesn't respect weak faggots.
You have to stop being a faggot by yourself.
>>68247408
>america stupid as always
Ok lol i was expecting
>>68247417
ROMANIAN SHITPOSTING IS GROWING EXPONENTIALLY LADS
>>68247168
Annnnnnnnd the Britcuck admits defeat.
You should focus less on trying to insult Americans and focus more on trying to take your country back from the Islamic menace, Mohammad.
>>68244955
See canuck, even dad thinks we're better.
Fuck u
>>68247417
glorious nippon after american enrichment
>the gypsy knows how much lard sells for on the black market
surprise
>>68244184
This is the one and only response that belongs in this thread.
So /thread.
Canada did one thing that they didn't really do and keep saying that it happened and it'll happen again so they feel relevant. Awwww, I like it when you think about US.
>>68247323
BAHAHAHAHA, I would rather be a nigger.
>>68247523
>mohammed
Moron britan has less population then you have niggers. What a stupid fat fuck kill yourself already
>>68244609
Underrated post right here.
THE BULLYING OF OUR CANADIAN FRIENDS HAS GONE FAR ENOUGH
THEY ARE HAVING A BIT OF A ROUGH PATCH NOW BUT WILL SURELY REMOVE THE KEK FROM OFFICE AND MAKE CANADA GREAT AGAIN NEXT TIME
CAN'T GRIEF THE LEAF
>>68247624
Hahaha lol ok because gypsies are less than 1% in ratio to niggers. Enjoy being stupid and obese fuck
>>68247523
>4% of the population
>American education
>>68243915
Only based RED ENSIGN Canada can stand up to murica. Your flag is a leaf. You can't do anything because you're just a stupid leaf.
>>68247518
We don't really have gypsies here, at least not enough to know how to deal with them. What do, pops? We defer to your euro-wisdom.
Seriously, is there a trap you can buy or a banishment ritual involved? How do you de-infest an area of garbage-strewing pocketpicking nomads?
>>68247323
I'm sorry bro but he's right. Most Romanians I've met are a bunch of conniving scum.
>>68243694
I wish a canacuck would. Do you you even know which end the bullets come out anymore or has weed man turned all of your guns into bongs
>>68247791
>How do you de-infest an area of garbage-strewing pocketpicking nomads?
do em like the jews.
>>68247636
>Romania
It's cute that you think we care about your degenerate and lecherous gypsy opinion.
>>68247833
Ok
>>68247835
Hahaha americans are so stupid they cant deal with problems alone
>>68247791
YOU MUST SACRIFICE THE FIRST BORN OF EVERY FAMILY. DO IT BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!
>>68247903
Your opinion doesnt matter at all since its a fat filled opinion go shove it up your fat ass
>>68247881
>the camps didn't finish off the romani people for good
what a wasted opportunity
>>68243694
only canada could pull something like this off and still manage to stay utterly irrelevant
>>68248032
Hahaha moron your only relevant for your stupidity and fatness
>>68244609
Underrated post right here.
>>68248013
daily reminder that you'll always be a poor gypsie
>>68243837
Holy shit I love how much this triggers Canada
They keep trying to claim our fucking history
I'd take Eskimos over Canadians any day
>>68248144
Whose computer did you steal to be posting on /pol/, silly dumb gypsy scum?
>>68248182
And you will always be fat stupid and ugly
>>68248013
>Romania
You sound a little mad, what's wrong, gyp? Can't handle the bantz?
>>68248256
The one in your room while i was fucking your mother
>>68248013
>Romania GDP 189.6 billion USD (2013)
>America GDP 16.77 trillion USD (2013)
that inferiority complex, although earned, isn't healthy for you little trash-picker.
>>68248265
she's probably made more money in that shoot then you ever will.
>>68248299
>cant handle the bantz
>is this mad to post these>>68248316
Stay fat
>>68248351
Underrated post right here.
>>68248351
disgusting american fat shit lol
>>68248313
>Romanian Schoolbus.jpeg
You're fucking pathetic lmfao
>>68243694
Why does Canada take credit for the empires work? They can't even keep Quebec under control and want to tell us they are relevant.
>>68248442
>american
>calling anyone else pathetic
lmao
>>68248433
>Romania
Which shack is yours, gyp?
Canada do you mean the Northern American puppet government that relys on the US for most of its defense?
>>68244908
>Kep
>>68248433
at least my I had a childhood.
>>68248433
Underrated post right here.
>>68248541
We control the world. You're just happy to get a response from an American.
>>68248601
Underrated post right here.
>>68248364
>claim superiority
>shown to be inferior
>"lol u were jus mad :^) "
>>68248313
>un-ironically using "ur mom"
This thread makes Brazilians and Argies seem absolutely civilized by comparison, goddamn.
>>68248656
Underrated post right here.
>>68244184
Akhmed please. Or Jamal, or whatever type of mohamed you are..
>>68248548
>>68248601
>being this fat they spam pics of indians
Hahaha how assblasted are you? Thats right, not at all because your ass is so fat not even a horse dick would go fully through
>>68246423
>Hitler
Wew, tovarish
>>68243694
I think we all know what would really happen
>>68243694
Justin will sneak in and torch it.
>>68248715
> is fat but..
Your entire existence can be summed in this one picture.
>>68248313
>romanian taste in women everyone
>>68248715
These are all photos of MOTHER ROMA, gyp, you can't even recognize your own country? For shame.
>being so assblasted that you repeat the same two insults over and over in the hopes it might actually offend someone
>deliberately making a fool of yourself
Like I said before, pathetic.
1. Burn down USA's whitehouse
2. Literally win WWI
3. Bail out Britain with the USA in WWII.
Is there any country more based than us?
>>68248872
Yours wouldnt fit in a picture because of all your fat
>>68248715
>being this fat they spam pics of indians
There's a difference?
>>68248945
Hahahahahaha you just proved my point you all are ugly fat shits
>>68248992
You'd better stop cyberbullying us or you're gonna get thrown in jail, right next to the guy who got arrested for criticizing feminists
>>68244184
put it in the bin
>mfw MURICANS so dumb they get into a circular argument with a gypo
>>68248872
inaccurate, not enough garbage strewn around.
>>68248945
It's funny, you get the sense that english is obviously not his first language, but he keeps yelling "ur fat tho!" like it's the funniest silver-bullet he's ever heard. I bet he makes the other villagers piss themselves laughing with his standup bit about Americans, but the moment he's forced to interact with people outside the local dump he panics and keeps firing that one bullet he's got.
>>68248829
Justin will only burn in down if he drops a lit joint after passing out after a homosex 3 way with bathhouse Barry and Michael.
>>68249103
>Romania
>Relevant
Pick one and only one
>>68249103
>We Gypsies are the most beautiful, Amerifats stand no chance!
The only things you guys can blaze now is weed
>>68249241
>so triggered
lmao i knee it. Now go and kill yourself you grease monkey
>>68244686
>a colony has more land than your entire empire
Canada is like Britain's lardass son taken care of by cucked stepdaddy america
>>68249103
they all look the fucking same, poor and dirty.
>>68249221
Thankfully British police only pepperspray dogs during their constant "weapon sweeps"
>>68249391
>lmao i knee it
I elbow it
>>68246305
Nah, what we actually need is for Farage and Trump to form an alliance between the US and the Commonwealth to liberate Europe, colonize Africa and destroy the Middle East.
>>68243694
Britain did this not you canuck. Your lot was too busy fucking moose to participate.
>>68249560
Yours were too busy eating fat shit to defend the white house lol
Is there actually anything stopping 500,000 American gun owners from just marching on Quebec (is that the capital?) and taking over Canada? I don't think they could stop it without aid from America. We leave western Canada alone and easily conquer the cucks in the east.
>>68249421
Canada is more like the annoying snot-nosed little brother, desu
>>68249635
>Quebec (is that the capital?) and taking over Canada? I don't think they
I told you you are stupid and also fat lol
>destroy one shitty house
>we destroyed your entire capital
>you didn't even have a hurricane come and put out the fire unlike the US
Canada
shit since it's inception
>>68244773
Yes they have 1000s of sq. miles of useless tundra. 99% of the population lives on or very near the border, because the rest of the country is shit.
And thanks to Trudeau and their cuck politicians they will soon be more black than atlanta.
>>68249632
Actually we were too busy occupying Canadian territory at the time. You wouldn't know that because you're uneducated pond scum, though.
>>68249632
Your entire country is a giant shit-hole for lazy gypsie sluts.
>>68249796
>we left out shit undefended while attacking
>youre uneducated
Lmfaoooo your really stupid im not even kidding
THIS IS THE MOVEMENT OF OUR LIFETIME! DONALD TRUMP IS THE ONLY ONE THAT WILL DESTROY CULTURAL MARXISM! HE IS THE RIGHT CHOICE, RIGHT NOW! WATCH::::
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3n45oqSwOI
>>68243694
"That's nice, dear."
>>68249632
You mean crushing the Royal marines and saving New Orleans :^) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_New_Orleans
You're not British
Should I claim to have defeated the French empire because we were a British colony at the time? Topcuck
>>68243694
>attacks empty strategically unimportant city
>proceeds to get raped by a rain shower and then raped even harder by a fort so hard that a song is made from it
>a fucking LEAF
>>68243694
>Burning a 12 year old building
>didn't even destroy it
What a grand military victory for your people.
You must be very proud.
>>68249923
No more back and forth with the autistic gypsy for me, I'll just be posting pictures of his glorious mother country and her people. The photos speak for themselves.
>Romania
>Relevant
Pick one m8
>>68250211
>>68249923
>finally gets an unlocked wifi signal in his wagon
>shitposts on /pol/ instead of figuring out how to get a job
>FAT
>STUPID
Even Dane Cook writes new material sometimes, why can't you?
>>68245653
It's not about the fact that Canada didn't exist. It's about the fact the soldier who did it were not Canadians. If it was canadian soldiers I'd give you credit, but they were all royal engineers fresh from the Napoleonic Wars.
None were made up of canuck fur trappers.
What you are saying is like saying the Soviets invaded Normandy because they were on the same side as us.
>>68249923
Your entire elastance is based on stealing and being poor. You wish you could come where and get welfare (;
>>68250419
>>68250419
>doesn't have password-protected wifi
>>68249632
Nah we were too busy burning canadian towns on the shores of Lake Erie.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Raid_on_Port_Dover
Niggers will burn down the White House because its White and BLM
>>68250538
>>68250357
Please, this thread isn't about Canuck insecurity anymore. It's about Romania now
>>68250419
I forgot that Romania still mostly uses dial-up
>>68248433
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>>68250436
THIS IS A THREAD TO DIVIDE AND CONQUER. STOP GIVING INTO THE JEWISH TRICKS AND PUT OUR DIFFERENCES BEHIND US.
>>68250630
>>68250630
For future reference, the "I know you are but what am I?" argument stops being used by children around age 5 when they realize how embarrassingly dumb they sound saying it.
>>68250985
>>68250985
>Im not 5
Well when your birthday comes up, maybe you'll have a change of heart and start posting like a big boy.
>>68250538
And you call us dumb? What does it say about your country that you are dominated by a country of fat and stupid people.
Your leaders come here groveling at our fat feet begging for economic development and protection from Russia.
Be nice Romania, or we will throw you back to the commies.
>>68245850
Underrated post. Canadians are retarded.
>>68243694
>0 attack helicopters
And i am not joking, Canada does not own a single attack helicopter
>>68250211
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>>68250985
>The 15 year old Romanian shitposter again
Go back to sleep, kid. I wonder how no one knew it was you before.
>>68244465
>Canada founded by Scots
My condolences, nobody deserves that.
>>68251578
So it's you. Fucking little shit, don't you have school?
>>68251578
>>68243694
FAGGOT
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>>68251762
And it all comes together. Can't say I'm surprised that an underage Romanian isn't in school though.
>>68243694
Canadians are pathetic if they brag about what the British did. This is why I have so few friends here, they are mostly aggressive, insecure pieces of shit. Good job OP on making leaf posters look even worse.
>>68251762
>making it this obvious
>>68252095
You've done God's work, Germanon.
>>68243694
>Trudeau attempts to smoke some weed while he waits for Obama
>Ends up setting the White House on fire
Yeah, I can see that happening.
>>68251893
Look how he deleted his posts. Hang on I'm looking for more of him from other threads. He's 15 years old and post cringy stuff 24/7.
>the dirty gyp went and deleted EVERY SINGLE ONE OF HIS POSTS
Pathetic piece of trash, just like his country. Good work boys. Y'all have a great evening.
>>68252470
Magnificently done, Germanbro. Hopefully his underage ass gets b&
>>68244609
How did they cut the cake?
>>68243694
bring it bitch. we will pay kebabs to fuck you up just like we did with syria... and libya ...and all that shit with bosian serbia ect ect and le weed man will defend them
its what america does we pay people to start fights so we dont look like the bad guys
>>68244609
top fucking kek
>>68243694
The British burned the white house down not you cancucks
>>68252545
>>68252569
Check this out Ameribros, more evidence. This is him>>68251477
He immediately asked me where I found the picture because he's scared as shit, probably reading this right now.
>>68252699
>we will pay kebabs
You have so many to choose from :^)
>>68243694
Bitch please, Daddy isn't around anymore to help you. Your ass is mine.
>>68251477
He's so cute tho :^)
>>68253312
>>68253410
You fucking wish little shit. Maybe I'll stop posting you all over if you never come to /pol/ again.
>>68253312
>>68253410
Shock
Denial
Anger
Bargaining <--- you are here
Depression
Testing
Acceptance
>>68244287
It will unfounded by Jewish traitors.
Bla bla bla Murifats, statistically speaking over half of them here are obese and 40% aren't even white. I don't value your gay opinion. You are a mixed race gay empire.
Your average burger earns like 30k a year and lives in poverty. You know full well you are third world Brazil tier niggers 1000 mega rich Jews bring up your income averages so you don't appear to be completely third world.
>>68244259
If the embassy really posted that, it's one of the funniest fucking things I've ever seen. BASED Ambassador.
>>68247346
so mad
>>68243915
>America is a walking military embarrassment that could not win against Canada
>mapleniggers actually believe this
>>68255829
It's fascinating to watch small nations truly believe in their superiority, it's like a little window into their nation's psyche.
I mean, we brag like we're the best too, but we've been backing up that brag for like a century.
>>68256039
You missed the fun anon. See my other posts.
>>68256199
Your military is less than 1% of your total population. About half are spics fighting for a green card niggers fighting for free college. You are too fat and degenrate to fight anyone. That is just a fact.
In about five years, so many young Americans will be grossly overweight that the military will be unable to recruit enough qualified soldiers. That alarming forecast comes from Maj, Gen. Allen Batschelet, who is in charge of U.S. Army Recruiting Command.
"The obesity issue is the most troubling because the trend is going in the wrong direction," he said. "We think by 2020 it could be as high as 50%, which mean only 2 in 10 would qualify to join the Army." He paused. "It's a sad testament to who we are as a society right now."
The problem is so worrisome for the Army that recruiters have become fitness coaches, like the trainers on the NBC show, "The Biggest Loser."
Yes, your tax dollars pay for Army recruiters to play Dolvett Quince or Jillian Michaels to whip could-be recruits into shape with the hope they can diet and exercise their way to become real recruits. If they lose enough weight, they're sent to boot camp. Some make it; many don't. But, General Batschelet told me the Army must try.
http://www.cnn.com/2015/04/21/opinions/costello-america-fat/
>>68256686
>Your military is less than 1% of your total population
I've already stopped caring about your leafy opinion.
>>68256835
"The quality of people willing to serve has been declining rapidly," the U.S. Army Recruiting Command's commanding general says
Approximately 71% of the 34 million 17-to-24-year-olds in the U.S. would not qualify for military service because of reasons related to health, physical appearance and educational background, according to the Pentagon.
The ineligible typically includes those who are obese, those who lack a high school diploma or a GED, convicted felons, those taking prescription drugs for ADHD and those with certain tattoos and ear gauges, the Wall Street Journal reports, though some requirements can be waived.
Only 1% of young people are both “eligible and inclined to have conversation with” the military about possible service, according to the Defense Department.
http://time.com/2938158/youth-fail-to-qualify-military-service/
>>68257117
#REKT
Holy shit, it's Vietnam and Pearl Harbor all over again :^)
>>68252572
in the bin, now anon
