>yfw niggers took the whole 'WE WUZ KANGZ' shit so seriously they started an enormous cult and built a huge Egyptian themed compound
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nuwaubian_Nation
>The term "Nuwaubu" is found in "The Holy Tablets", a 1,700-page document published by York in 1996, as the term for "the way of life" of "supreme beings".Nuwaubian teachings are sometimes also referred to asNuwaubu/Nuwaupu,Wu-Nuwaubu, "Right Knowledge", "Sound Right Reasoning", "Overstanding", "Blackosophy" or "Factology". It is classified as ahate groupby theSouthern Poverty Law Center.
Why aren't you adhering to Factology, the one true faith, /pol/?
Joke's on you, I got my Master's in factology.
Everyone needs a hobby.
>The Caucasian has not been chosen to lead the world. They lack true emotions in their creation. We never intended them to be peaceful. They were bred to be killers, with low reproduction levels and a short life span. What you call Negroid was to live 1,000 years each and the other humans 120 years. But the warrior seed of Caucasians only 60 years. They were only created to fight other invading races, to protect theGodrace Negroids. But they went insane, lost control when they were left unattended. They were never to taste blood. They did, and their true nature came out.… Because their reproduction levels were cut short, their sexual organs were made the smallest so that the female of their race will want to breed with Negroids to breed themselves out of existence after 6,000 years. It took 600 years to breed them, part man and part beast.
>>66269199
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tama-Re
LEL.
>>66269488
>“We moved toEatonton, Georgiabecause we are theYamassee, a branch of the Washitaw Moors, TheMound Builders. Our Ancestors built theRock Eagle Moundand many others in such states asWisconsin, Ohio,South Carolina,Louisiana, and Tennessee.
>Washitaw Moors
WE WUZ INJUNS N SHEEEIT
>>66269199
I realize I'm supposed to be offended by that, but they're actually making white people sound pretty bad-ass.
>By 2000, the "United Nuwaubian Nation of Moors" had some 500 adherents,[2] and drew as many as 5,000 visitors attending "Savior's Day" (York's birthday). Adherence declined steeply after York was sentenced to 135 years in federal prison in April 2004, and the Tama-Re compound was sold under government forfeiture and demolished in 2005.
LOL
>>66269469
>literally muh dick the religion
why am I not surprised
>>66269469
>muh dick
in a veil of hilariity
They act as if belonging to one shitty empire that got literally cuckolded by Rome is a good thing to begin with
Isn't Wesley Snipes an alleged member?
Why are negroids so obsessed with Egypt? Don't they know that Africa is more than just Egypt?
>>66270282
The funniest thing about it is by asserting that they were the ancient Egyptians, they are also asserting that they were brutal slave owners.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=0YG7SaFk33w
Is that where this guy is from?
>"ADOLF HITLER STUDIED THE PHILOSOPHICAL PRINCIPLES OF THE NORTH AFRICAN PEOPLE. WE WUZ NAZIS N SHEEIT.
>>66269469
>bred to be warriors
>never meant to taste blood
>A recent belief is that the Christian term "rapture" really refers to the returning of raptors (dinosaurs) who will dine on the now ripe white flesh.
I lost it at this point. My sides are now meat for the raptors.
>>66269199
do we have any idea what real egyptians think about it?
its all fun for us but I would be really pissed off as an egyptian
>>66270442
owners of white slaves
be careful how you speak around negroid
York variously claimed to be simultaneously a Yamassee Native American chief, a Celtic Moor from the house of York, a Nubian Egyptian, a Liberian yet with royal Sudanese blood.
>>66270743
York has been known by a multitude of aliases over the years, many of which he used simultaneously,[43] including the following:
Dr. York
Malakai Z. York
Dr. Malachi Z. York-El
H.E. Dr. Malachi Kobina Yorkeâ„¢
H.E. Dr. Malachi Kobina Ocran
Imperial Grand Potentate Noble: Rev. Dr. Malachi Z. York 33°/720°
Consul General: Dr. Malachi Z. York ©™
Grand Al Mufti "Divan" Noble Rev. Dr. Malichi Z. York-El
Malachi Zodok
Melki Sedec
Nayya Malachizodoq-El
Malachi Zodoq
Melchi Zedek
Amunnubi Rooakhptah
Amunubi Rah Ka Ptah
Amun Nubi Raakh Ptah
Amun-Nubi Re Ankh Ptah
Amunnebu Reakh Tah
Amun Nebu Re
As Sayyid Al Imaam Issa Al Haadi Al Mahdi
Asayeed El Imaam Issa El Haaiy El Mahdi
Isa Abd’Allah Ibn Abu Bakr Muhammad
Isa al Haadi al-Mahdi
Isa Muhammad
Abba Essa
Abba Issa
Isa Abdullah
Akhtah Isa Abdullah
‘Isa Al-Masih
Imaam Isa
Imam Isa Abu-Bakr
Al Hajj Al Imaam Isa
Al Hajj Al Imaam Isa Abd’Allah Muhammad Al Mahdi
Isa Alibad Mahdi
The Angel Michael
Michael the Great
En. Marduq. Gal
En-Mar. Duq
Murdoq
Al Qubt
El Qubt
Copt
Al Khidr
The Green One
The One
Yanuwn
Yaanuwn
Rabboni D.D.
Rabboni Y’shua Bar El Haady
Amar Utu
Sabathil
Maku
Baa Baa
Baba Bassa Afrika
The Master Teacher
Master Teacher H.E. Sunu: Bawaba Bassa Afriqa
Neter: A’aferti Atum-Re
Nezder: A’aferti Atum Re
Paa Nadir-Amunnub-ReAkh Ptah-Hanut-Djedi-Atum Re (Amun Re)
Paa Nazdir: Atum-Re
Paa Munzul
Paa Munzul Nazdur Amun Nub Reakh Ptah Shil Paa Hanutu
Paa Munzul Nazdur Amun Nub Reakh Ptah Shil Hanutu Djedi
Paa Manzal Nazdar: Amun Nabaab Reyay Akh Ptah Djedtwy
The Grand Hierophant:Tuhuti
Chief Black Thunderbird Eagle
The Reformer
et alii
>>66271718
Holy shit.
>>66271718
>Copt
Copt some of those new J's nahmean bruh?
Yakub said to have been born in Mecca at a time when 30% of original black people were "dissatisfied".[3] He was a member of the Meccan branch of the Tribe of Shabazz. Yakub acquired the nickname "big head", because of his unusually large head and his arrogance. At the age of six, he discovered the law of attraction and repulsion by playing with magnets made of steel.[4] This insight led to a plan to create new people. He "saw an unlike human being, made to attract others, who could, with the knowledge of tricks and lies, rule the original black man."[4] By the age of 18, he had exhausted all knowledge in the universities of Mecca. He then discovered that the "original black man" contained both a "black germ" and a "brown germ". With 59,999 followers, he went to an "isle in the Aegean Sea called Pelan", which Muhammad identifies with Patmos. Once there, he established a despotic regime and set about breeding out the black traits, killed all darker babies, and created a brown race after 200 years. Yakub died at the age of 152, but his followers carried on his work. After 600 years of this deliberate eugenics, the white race was created.[5] The brutal conditions of their creation determined the evil nature of the new race: "by lying to the black mother of the baby, this lie was born into the very nature of the white baby; and, murder for the black people was also born in them — or made by nature a liar and murderer".[2]
>>66272295
The new race traveled to Mecca where they caused so much trouble they were exiled to "West Asia (Europe), and stripped of everything but the language....Once there, they were roped in, to keep them out of Paradise....The soldiers patrolled the border armed with swords, to prevent the devils from crossing."[2] For many centuries they lived a barbaric life, surviving naked in caves and eating raw meat, but eventually they were drawn out of the caves by Moses who "taught them to wear clothes". Moses tried to civilize them, but eventually gave up and blew up 300 of the most troublesome of them with dynamite.[6] However, they had learned to use "tricknology" to usurp power and enslave the black population, bringing the first slaves to America on.
According to The Autobiography of Malcolm X, all the races other than the black race were by-products of Yakub's work, as the "red, yellow and brown" races were created during the "bleaching" process;[3] however, the "black race" included Asian peoples, considered to be shared ancestors of the Moors. "Whites" were defined as Europeans. Elijah Muhammad also asserted that some of the new white race "tried to graft themselves back into the black nation, but they had nothing to go by." As a result, they became gorillas. "A few were lucky enough to make a start, and got as far as what you call the gorilla. In fact, all of the monkey family are from this 2,000 year history of the white race in Europe."[2]
>>66269199
At least they became pagans and don't worship a dead jew anymore.
>>66272372
The name Ya`qub (Yakub) is the Arabic variant of the name of the Biblical Patriarch known as Jacob in English language versions of the Bible, and as Ya`aqob in Biblical Hebrew. Fard Muhammad's Yakub has some parallels to the Biblical Jacob's role as the father of the tribes of Israel. The idea that Jews were an "artificial race" created by interbreeding and dependent on "tricks and lies" already existed in anti-Semitic theories of the time.[10] The story of Yakub includes Jews as part of a wider artificially created "white" race.[11]
>>66272409
According to the Nation of Islam, the Tribe of Shabazz was the only survivor of thirteen tribes that lived on earth 66 trillion years ago. After a rogue scientist blew up the planet, splitting off the moon, the other tribes perished. The Tribe of Shabazz relocated to the rich Nile valley of Egypt and the present seat of the Holy City, Mecca, Arabia.[1]
It was a technologically advanced society, but one faction was led by Shabazz himself into previously unoccupied areas of central Africa because he wanted them to be hardened. There they evolved Negroid features. Malcolm X in a 1962 speech stated that,
“ He wanted the people to undergo a form of life that would make them tough and hard, and the other scientists wouldn't agree with him. So this scientist named Shabazz took his family and wandered down into the jungles of Africa. Prior to that time no one lived in the jungles. Our people were soft; they were black but they were soft and delicate, fine. They had straight hair. Right here on this Earth you find some of them look like that today. They are black as night, but their hair is like silk, and originally all our people had that kind of hair. But this scientist took his family down into the jungles of Africa, and living in the open, living a jungle life, eating all kinds of food had an effect on the appearance of our people. Actually living in the rough climate, our hair became stiff, like it is now.[2]
It's no more absurd than the descendants of Irish and English Peasants claiming to be related to the aristocracy Roman and Greek empires tbqh.
White Nationalism is the "WE WUZ KANGZ AND SHIT" equivalent for white people.
>>66270615
Thanks for pointing that out, I didn't notice that, niggers are a monument of retardation.
>>66269199
Turns out their leader was the biggest pedophile in US history.
>>66269199
mememagic?
>>66272430
>>66272409
>>66272372
>>66272295
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUEN1ZuDSMg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l6pEZ3tRvVE
Glue your fucking sides
>>66269199
True story I grew up near their compound in Eatonton GA.
They built pyramids and were fucking kids in their compounds.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JFMebacEUt4
>Tricknology
Dear /pol/. I'm Dr Bakare Tunde, the cousin of Nigerian Astronaut, Air Force Major Abacha Tunde, pic related. He was the first African in space when he made a secret flight to the Salyut 6 Space Station in 1979. He was stranded there in 1990 when the Soviet Union was dissolved. His other Soviet crew members returned to Earth but his place was taken up by return cargo. There have been occasional supply flights to keep him going since that time. He's in good humour, but he wants to come home. In the fourteen years since he has been on the station he has accumulated flight pay and interest amounting to almost fifteen million American dollars. If we can obtain access to this money, we can place a down payment with the Russian Space Authorities for a flight to bring him back home. I'm told this will cost three million American dollars. In order to access this trust fun we need your assistance. Please forward your 4chan Gold Accounts along with banking information in order to transfer Tunde's accumulated pay to you in order to transfer it to banks that are not impacted by US-Russian sanctions. Tunde will happily compensate you 3 million dollars in your efforts to bring back Tunde back to his loving family in Nigeria.
>>66272430
>Shabazz
Is that an 80s urban dance group?
>>66273044
damn you Yakub....
>>66271718
Chief black thunderbird eagle
The reformer
Baaaaaaahahahha
>>66269469
>they went insane
And built ships, telescopes, had a rennaisance, modern medicine, went to the moon etc etc.. Why are niggers so damn hilarious even when they are trying not to be?
