ITTWe pretend to be Trump, and that everybody else is a Trump impostorGO!

BUILD A WALL

>>56649869

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>>56649755
And I made a great deal with the devil, and this is true.
I sold my soul for the pleasure of being Trump, and what a wonderful deal, not for satan.

Why do I waste time talking to you NEET losers?

>>56649755
ITT:

OP
P

Hopes to be relevant

Here's an easy way to discern you fake Trumps.

What does my flag make you feel?

http://www.donaldtrump2016online.com/

http://www.donaldtrump2016online.com/
http://www.donaldtrump2016online.com/

HAPPENING.

LORD EMPEROR TRUMP COMETH

>>56644835

GET
IN
HERE

BUILD WALL
FUCK OP
GO

So what I don't check facts? So what? they're a tremendous hassle, they are. When I'm President, there aren't gonna me any more facts, I can tell you that. I'll deport them back to books and make science pay for it.

>>56649974
i want to be very clear that i would never do that. i would never ever do that. and it's frankly a little sad and ridiculous that you would say that i did that, but it doesn't surprise me you'd say that, because we all know people will say anything... anything... to attack me and get their name in the press, or the blogs, or whatever.

rush limbaugh said he's never seen one person take so much incoming, and this whole "soul selling" story is just one more attack on me, but i don't take it personally. i have a very thick skin.

>>56650148
I ask that myself every day

All I needed to start off my career was just a small loan of a million dollars.

>>56650221
i have a yuge respect for the things you guys have accomplished historically speaking, but to be honest.... to be honest... you guys aren't exactly bringing much to the table lately. okay? it's been a while, that's all i'm saying.

Im da real deal here. Everyone else was made in china

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>>56650751
>>56651143
Currently winning.

>>56651295

>CHYNA CHYNA CHYNA

>>56651587
thank you. i really am doing very very well. but look at my competition. it's terrible!

>>56650751

Best in thread so far.

>>56650751
i actually read that with trumps voice

10/10

>>56650919
It was actually 950 thousand you moron

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YOU'RE ALL FIRED!

Trump eats like a pig according to a friend of mine that used to do work with him.

Listen, I know many, many Trump Imposters. They're good people. Wonderful people. I've got 1000 of them working for me right now. But the fact is we're going to build a wall.

a small loan of a million dollars.

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>>56650751
>>56651143
Fuckin nailed it.