What the fuck is this guy doing
(look at Putin and Obama in the back discussing)
>>55812530
He's just a sperg
- i dont want anchors on the pizza
- nah we will definitly get anchors
- pls putin
>>55812530
is this the new Mr.Bean movie?
>>55812530
British Intelligence
>>55812678
this, aka the British faggots intelligent service
>>55812678
>>55812801
Does he have a voice recorder in his bag or what
>>55812530
He's obviously trying to blend in but gets spooked by the camera and doesn't know how to handle himself.
>>55812530
>That guy with the bag walking around like a very bad spy
Lol
>>55812530
How could they let such an effeminate manboy into the secret service? I mean fuck, look at his posture and his mannerisms. He reminds me of that webm of moot doing all that gay shit on stage.
>>55812530
I think he is gay.
>>55812530
This is how /pol/tards act when they get outside
extremely moderate rebel
>>55812530
Just watching that webm is giving me anxiety from how cringey he is.
>Putin and Obama
lol'd
>>55812914
To be fair, people in intelligence networks don't do much in regads to actual spying. It's more to do with collecting data from multiple streams and then collating that information to provide intelligence.
You're more likely to use informants and try to encourage them to betray their current employers with stuff like financial incentives.
>>55812891
This nordic chink is right.
>>55812530
lol @ the faggot with the handbag trying to get in front of the camera. Secret service?
>>55812934
can you blame him?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42cjfawuOqM
>>55812530
Dude is gay as fuck
>>55812530
Look at the fag with the handbag trying to get on TV. LMAO desu
i think he wants to take a selfie with obama and putin in the background
>>55812530
Israeli mossad agent it's pretty obvious he tbhfam
>>55813203
gay service
>>55813203
He's got to be one of ours.. no way he's one of Putins guards
>>55812530
mi5. Looks like a freshy. Notice the lad in the background near obama noticed his approach. Im assuming there is some sort of recording device inside the bag and well as some sort of mobile phone signal hijacker. Just a plant to gather ears. A sad looking one at that.
Hes obviously trying to cover something from being shot by the camera you dumb dingbats!!!!
>>55812678
>>55812801
>Pom. James Wardsworth Pom. Could you maybe shake it 3 times instead of stirring it, please? Also have you got any napkins? I don't want to get my blackberry wet and I can't fit it into my purse. Ta
god save the queer
GAYDAR IS GOING FUCKING OFF THE DIAL
>>55812530
Obviously some sort of journalist or reporter, they only let select organisations (e.g. RT) bring camera equipment in to such events. Faggot probably has twitter up on his little smartphone.
>>55812530
Are all Brits like that?
>So ein verdammter Spasti.
>>55812530
Link to the Original Video ?
He probably heard how much gay sex going on in these meetings and wanted to drop by
>>55812530
super elite mossad right there
>>55813517
This.
He thinks he belongs there to cover something.
Look at the two guys talking behind him they even look at the camera man briefly and at the fag to he turns around.
>>55812530
Hahahaha! What in the fuck was that?
A faggot wanting extra attention?
Mr Bean.
I can't stop laughing watching this shiet
>>55813675
He's trying to cover Obama and Putin from the camera
>>55813591
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3oZXo7cdEA
>Oh God, there's a camera there!
>act natural, they cannot know I'm a spy!
>>55812530
>Obama is the only black guy there
Even though he's the most important person in the room by far it still feels bad man.
Either a sperg or the worlds greatest spy
>>55813450
>Isreali mossad agent
>going out of his way to have his face filmed while spying
He's a nobody, just some lowly aide who wants to be on TV for a few minutes.
>>55813744
Bait.
>>55813724
I think it is this.
Looks like a self-absorbed spergelord aide.
He's been told to wander over and get in the way of the shot, looks like.
He's not likely a spy. I'd bet he works for the hotel or something.
Port Sniffer
>>55813822
here comes the damage control
>I could have been at home
>shitposting on /pol/
>>55813727
That empty waterbottle under putins seat
>absolutely disgusting
>>55812530
Classic perimeter patrol from Sun Tzu
Handbags (two of them) are one type/level of guard, the two in the middle are another
The ones one the outside being the most visible are another
There you go, three levels right off the bat
>>55813929
If he is a spy it would have been a genius move.
Everybody thinks he's an annoying faggot.
>>55812530
He's gotta be secret service or something. You can see his earpiece, and the bag he's carrying looks like the kind to courier confidential documents
>>55812530
he is just a faggot who wants to be on viideo with obama and putin
His name is Gary IIRC
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W1qFb14HhUM
What could they possibly be talking about
>>55814512
they're discussing who to invite to the after party and who brings what
>>55814622
There's enough of these retarded jokes on reddit.
>>55812667
hue hue
>>55814512
The other two of them are translators I guess
>>55813568
who said he was a brit?
>>55812530
He sure looks like a faggot.
>>55814670
Reddit > 4chan
This is a fact boys
Who's the guy between Pupu and Obongo?
>>55814512
Putin is explaining why Obama's waifu a shit.
>>55815074
translator probably
I'm a sperg and my body language is probably similar. He is an aspergian brother.
He is just some media whore faggot that wants to be on the news
>>55812530
just stealing focus
>>55814752
Black chick is Susan Rice US National security advisor. White guy might be translator.
>>55814512
Imagine how much the translators for such events must know. I bet they use them only once, then kill them and hire new ones.
>>55815208
Why doesn't Putin learn English? Not even an insult, I mean damn he's been so deeply involved in talks wit the West for so long it would help mot having to speak through Merkel all the time.
>>55812530
Do you think the Russian bodyguard would protect Obama as well if he needed too?
>>55812530
I think he's a jew with no friends.
>>55815475
White guy is definitely a translator. He goes back and forth between the two of them.
>>55815296
Very nice
>>55815565
>I bet they use them only once, then kill them and hire new ones.
You must understand that here in the civilized world we do things very differently than in Russia.
>>55814512
who is going to be the pitcher and who is going to be the catcher.
>>55814512
>so after talk we kill translator, yes?
>uhh, sure vlad, that sounds, uhhh, reasonable
>hfw
>>55815802
>tfw you never be a translator between leader of the Free World and Obongo.
>>55815882
why wouldn't they be contained within what would be the most luxurious and secure prison in the world?
>>55812934
Well duh its an act of deception he has successfully made you think he is a weakling POS faggot but when the job calls for it he turns into A MACHINE UNLIKE ANYTHING YOU HAVE SEEN ON THIS EARTH!!!
>>55813724
This was my first thought as well but dude is awkward as fuck in doing so.
>>55813477
He's not Putins guard, he is Putins lover.
>>55812530
Thats not Obama you fucking retards. That guy is like five shades away from being blue, not brown skinned halfie like Obama
>>55812530
>I don't know anybody at this party
>I'll pretend to be texting
>Fuck, I'm caught
>Why isn't there a cat I can play with
>>55815096
eye know right
>>55812530
>my feet hurt
>>55812530
He looks homosexual.
>>55818563
It never was, but my sides are sore from laughing at the gods in this thread persuading everyone it was obama. Looks more like mugabe than obongo.
>>55812647
>anchors
>>55813727
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3oZXo7cdEA
>>55818563
>>55812530
He was going to try to get a selfie with Obama and Putin in the background but noticed the cameras and got shook like the sissy he is
wish I was a bodyguard so I could stand around important people looking intimidating and scanning the room tbqh
>>55819995
sure you inbred brit
it is fucking obama
>>55812530
These are nearly all guards. Look at the two idiots in the middle pretending to have an engaging conversation. It is horrible
>>55820132
>>55820823
Just the camera angle in op's webm/ that part of the video. He looks blacker and his head looks different.
>>55812530
>mfw just noticed water bottle under putin's chair
>>55814752
Putin speaks English, you know.
Him and W were bros and hung out all the time.
>>55821370
>J-J-jeremy-oniichan, can you help me?
>>55812530
He has a camera bag in that bag is a camera hes getting in the best position to record what they are discussing
>>55821411
Putin is known to always use a translator during official or just important talks.
>>55812667
leld
The fate of Syria just might have been decided at that small table.
Obv they are talking about coalition against ISIS.
US want to help with bombing.
>>55813214
uno farto
Why Argentina is the whitest country
>>55814512
Why can't two commies team up to fight rag heads? I'll never understand.
It gives me an odd sense of comfort knowing how many autistic sperglords there are in the upper echelons of the government.
Its like little kids all all trying their best to seem important.
>>55812530
He is standing in front of Obama to stop the filming. This is either for PR (why let uncontrolled footage like this out) or more likely security - if Obama and Putin are discussing things related to strategy then video can be used to lip read the fuck they're planning or so forth.
>>55821607
Fucking this. You can see his motherfucking bag is open.
>>55823791
Come on man. It's ridiculous to think they're talking anything THAT important out there like that.
I don't doubt Obama's incompetence, but they are just chatting. Get over it Angus, Mr. Bean has simply found a new host.
>>55812530
it's James Cunt, the dancing agent.
>>55823791
>video can be used to lip read the fuck they're planning or so forth.
They won't plan anything in public you fucking retard
>>55824517
Their lips tell me that they're planning a joint invasion of Syria.
that poor guy just wants his 12 year old too
I can't believe you bigots, shaming a man because he's gay, we live in a diverse society where intelligence agents come from a wide variety of diverse gender, sexual and racial groups,I MEAN COME ON IT'S 2015
>>55812530
They are making a plan to kill our Jews Overloards.
>inb4 the most /pol/ reply ever
>>55814512
Big coke and smack deal going on, direct to Miama out of the Balkans.
>>55815608
of coursh
>>55825125
>Australia
>>55812530
He's the Bag Man
>>55820688
or doing the same thing outside massacre sites
/r9k/ caught off guard
Clearly the Anti Christ
>>55812667
Fucking beat me to it.
>>55825748
He literally LOOKS like Gary too KEK
>>55812667
fucking kek
>>55812530
How is everyone on /pol/ so thick?
This guy was quite literally hired to do that one job - he simultaneously blocks Obongos mouth so the viewer can't lip-read AND acts shifty and weird as fuck to distract you from thinking about anything but him.
>>55814512
The guy in the reflection looks scary as fuck.
>>55812667
Now I regret mocking an Argie in another thread. Top kek m8.
>>55816015
kek
>>55822173
Obama would never want to help Putin. When Trump takes office US and Russia will be working together in no time.
>>55814512
Jews.
>>55818262
kek
>>55812530
Walks like a gigantic faggot.
>>55812667
Not bad nigger
>>55813724
you got a point.
It's like he's well aware of the camera angles and the position he ends up covers that background couch where Obama is sitting perfectly.
>tfw it was all for the delivery of a marijuana cigarrette.
>>55816015
They are interpretors. Translation is when you "translate" text from one language to another. Interpreting is when you sit speak on behalf of your client in their counterpart's language, and vice versa.
when you see a nigger pull the trigger
https://soundcloud.com/assclowns-united/jungle-life
>>55814512
Obama will be Putin's bull for the night.
>>55812530
trying to block lip readers
>>55828996
and besides, it all happens at the exact that the waiter comes in.
he's a bit far away, though - but unsmistakenly in a hurry and quickly drops something there and then leaves the frame.
>tfw obama and putin are poisoned.
or it was for the translators coffee/water.
>>55814512
Realistically probably discussing how not to create weird crossfire in Syria. I doubt there are many moderate rebels left for that bizarre fantasy world to play out anymore. Even without Paris I think there were a few odd times when I think jets crossed each other briefly.
>>55815296
https://niceme.me/
I have to say he looks too masculine to be english. He must be an amerilard macho.
>>55815978
>reading the lines in their voices
ultimate kek
>>55829819
>the leaves the frame.
actually, the webm stops. my mistake. It looks like he was simply picking a new coffee cup... to fill and serve, and... do his job.
the delivery was probably carried out by the sperg spook himself, by his well trained sphincters.
>>55827143
That would be one funny hiring process.
"Steve, we like your funny eyes, but we're concerned that you look too normal."
"I could fuck up my hair, sir. Plus watch me sashay around a bit. Tell me anyone is going to be watching anything else."
"Not bad, not bad. You're definitely on our short list."
>>55812530
What no one watches Veep?
>>55815565
good trusting translators are very hard to find, especially ones who would be able to translate political and legal jargon.
Those two translators live a lavish and protected life.
>>55825748
Oh god this is perfect.
>>55827143
people are dumb.
Its fucking obvious he was told to block the president. Why would this even be a fucking surprise to ANYONE?
But I like your take on him purposely acting awkward to derive attention, if thats true that is pretty smart and effective.
>>55812678
nice job sending mr. bean britfags
>>55831080
I instantly thought of Gary.
>>55816015
>Leader of the free world
But I'm pretty sure that #Gay_Volodin_sucks_cocks man
>>55812530
Well he clearly has a recording device on his shoulder so he's probably trying to get close enough to record what they're saying without being obvious.
>inb4 it is obvious and the dude's a sperglord
>>55832742
But it is obvious and he is a sperglord
>>55813727
>PutinOBamabackground.webm
Holy fucking haw haw, that guy.
I love how he's slyly glancing everywhere and trying to appear as if he's texting at the same time.
>>55812667
fucking kek
He went on front of the cameras to block the filming on purpose and shamelessly. Under whose orders, that's more difficult to tell.
>>55813724
I think he's trying to record their conversation with his phone.
>>55815578
Putin knows english, before being PM he was an KGB`s super spy and assassin, there`s no way he doesn`t knows english.
>>55815578
The translators will do a better job than trying to speak a half assed English or Russian.
>>55830833
So, diversity quotas in the secret service confirmed?
>>55812667
jajaja que hijo de puta que sos!!
Acabo de escupir el mate en el teclado.
=/\)
>>55815578
He can speak it, just badly.
Not good enough for diplomatic discussions.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FiFAeluRtao
>>55835802
Putin was largely based in East Germany. Mostly the KGB dealt with internal repression than cold war bullshit, as we saw, their internal population was always a bigger threat to the Soviets.
>>55813043
RARE
F
L
A
G
he's so effeminate
>>55812667
Nice one.
>>55837159
>He can speak it, just badly.
>Not good enough for diplomatic discussions.
We're not entirely sure of this. Putin and Bush usually interacted without an interpreter in their many informal meetings.
Probably just safe to say that he doesn't like being caught with his pants down, and old GW's pants fell down a long time before he ever met Putin, so there's no real risk involved there.
>>55820026
>he doesn't put anchors on his pizza
>>55838633
If the pizza runs away how will fatties eat it?
>>55812530
trying to get a selfie with them
>>55812530
i think its called 'Mincing'
>>55838846
That's why they anchor it down, dingus.
>>55812530
KIKE
>Beady eyes
>Hook nose.
>Basically looks like a rat in a suit.
Trying to point out to his overlords that Obama is talking to Putin.
>>55838472
>Mfw both Bush and Putin we're likely friends for the course of his presidency, Despite any of his flaws.
Do you think they spoke to each other about a world with a united Russia and America?
If you look at the end of the video a security Agent goes after him right there. But the video cuts off. Anyone have more footage?
>>55812530
He looks like he's either going to kill Ogaboga and/or Poutine (looks like Mossad) or suck either/both guys (looks like a faggot).
Either way, they should've had someone check him out.
>>55839483
Of course, America and Russia are historical allies and continuing that relationship is natural and sensible.
Obama did this to wreck America just like everything else he's done and Putin knows it.
>>55812530
nerve gas
>>55838472
aww, putin misses gearge
>>55839646
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3oZXo7cdEA
>>55838472
This picture makes me smile
I hope the next President will attempt to rekindle the US-Russia broship
>>55841402
We miss Ol' GW ourselves.
It's insane, I know. But we do.
>>55812667
Kek, you just got a little whiter today friend
>>55841975
can't fool a foolerman
>>55812530
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zWAvHnfJsOQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_o5Q4i-euE&t=4m45s
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_o5Q4i-euE&t=52m53s
>>55836181
>>55815578
He actually speaks english quite well. It is just a show of power and he gets to think a moment extra before answering a question. He is a tactical man, watch out for his deadly chokeholds. :^)
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