I just got off the phone with my mother and she just told me:
>Time to move to the US
I guess brain drain is gonna happen sooner than later.
>>55697915
There's literally nothing wrong with MSG or aspartame
>>55697915
>Time to move to the US
enjoy your freedoms
>>55697989
I didnt even look at the pic. I googled "USA freedom".
Which state US bros?
If you're a law abiding citizen who wants to contribute to something greater than yourself (or just yourself let's be honest Amerika is full of selfish fucks!) then we'll have you. If you come here expecting to exploit our institutions you can fuck off. We have enough spics white trash and niggers doing that.
>>55697915
Move to a 60% white country? Good luck.
what's with the security cameras? avoid NY and buy shit online
unless you live near a large population of black people then don't buy anything bigger than your mailbox can hold, ever, and stay as close to cameras as possible also get yourself a couple of guns
>>55698234
My parents both have STEM Phds, my sister has a Masters in comm and Im currently studying my 2nd STEM degree. What the fuck do you think?
>>55698143
New England states or Oregon, Washington state
Never been to Austria but this is crazy imo, USA is a deeply dysfunctional place. I wish I could live in Austria.
>>55698351
I think your family would do well for themselves over here, and you'd assimilate well, anon.
>>55698443
>fear is the mind killer
>>55698386
What about Northern states?
I'm a german and work as an office administrator. I don't have any big money. What do I need to come to the us? europe will burn.
>>55698526
I'm from the North East, if you want rural and are cool with the cold, anywhere from Upstate New York to Maine will be nice for you, if that's what you prefer.
>>55698143
Rural Washington or Oregon.
>>55698275
My state is whiter than your country
>>55697915
>>Time to move to the US
good thing to do your research
>>55698275
~1% Muslim
>>55697989
Aspartame triggers the insulin response like sugar does. Sucralose is a safer artificial sweetner.
>>55698651
You can gay marry me if you want
>>55698651
Deutsch bro, you have some of the best computer scientists in the world heavily concentrated in that region. I'm pretty sure the US could use some.
>>55698526
Northern as in Midwest? I wouldn't know. New England is also northern and it's the best place to live statistically wise in the USA
>>55697915
Come to canada
>>55697915
You have an accent and therefore will have pussy on tap.
Worked for me.
Also, be sure to make up bullshit stories about your home country too. No doubt some tards will mistake "Austria" for "Australia". Go along with it if they do and mention every stereotype you can possibly imagine.
>>55698143
I'm partial to Kentucky or Vermont.
And don't believe the hype, there are a so many great places in the US. It's really just the cities that are overrun with chimps.
>>55698857
Lmao this aussie learned pretty quickly how impressionable the average American is.
>>55698891
Don't go to Kentucky. It's the poorest state
Why are you telling him to go there? If you're into nature go to Oregon/Washington or Colorado or Vermont/Maine
>tfw want to move and live in the land of the free, but can't talk english without the terrible french accent
>>55698143
Ohio has everything except arid wastelands. It's a swing state, so when you can vote, it will actually matter. It has a bunch of major cities, great culture and architecture, and small towns for a real American feel. It was always a free state, so there is minimal white guilt. The great lakes are awesome. It's a three hour drive to two major Canadian cities. And it's has a bunch of major sports teams. Also, we ran the Mormons out on threat of murder.
>>55698651
a friend if mine works for a defense contractor (OshKosh) in north Wisconsin, they need a lot of engineers, not sure about office administators
>>55698987
Or honestly, California. Lib central but beautiful, beautiful country.
>>55699076
>I don't want easy pussy for having a French accent
>>55699076
lel, about to say something like this >>55699123
My family are selling home and moving to rural Canada.
Even the towns in England are slowly becoming Islamic.
>>55699076
Fuck off you french coward
>>55699113
Agreed, Northern California is pretty nice
>>55697915
That picture is literally me in 20 minutes. mom is on the way home with 4 breakfast sandwiches from burger king and 2 large tater tot sides and a carot cake from super mart
>>55699076
Seriously, stupid bitches would be all over you purely for the exoticism of associating with a foreigner.
>>55699076
Its okay froggy u can pick up chicks
>>55698748
I love that my countrymen fled to the northernmost coldest places when they got a new chance in the new world.
>>55697915
>In a village of Austria born and raised
>In the mountains was where I spent most of my days
>Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
>And all eatin' some sausage outside of the school
>When a couple of guys who were up to some bad
>Started shooting and blowing up paris for allah
>The news came in and my mom got scared
>She said 'We're movin' in with some yanks in the USA"
>>55699076
As long as you say bonjour if you make eye contact with strangers, everyone will love you. As long as you're not in LA or NY.
>>55699076
french accent will get you all the women without any effort dude
Hey USA, would you accept a nigger austrian in your country?
Fuck it, go to Oklahoma
>>55699207
Be nice anon, Paris was almost sacked again yesterday. We should welcome Frenchie and make sure he votes for Trump so our country doesn't become like his.
>>55699196
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/syria-refugees-canada-susan-ormiston-1.3311786
>At this point it's unclear where the refugees may end up, but if they are distributed across the country, as current refugees are, even smaller cities like Prince Albert, Sask., Medicine Hat, Alta., or Victoriaville, Que., may be each asked to take more than 200 new refugees — four times the number of initial targets for 2015.
America is a nice place.
>>55699344
Yes, if you're a good person and law abiding citizen. If not you'll get fucked pretty quick.
>>55699344
Muslim, no, other, yes.
>>55698143
Come to northern Kentucky
You can live in a place like pic related and be only 20 minutes from an international airport and a medium sized city
>>55698779
state?
>>55699099
I'm not a clever man, engineering is way out of my league
>>55699123
that's probably a myth anon.
Not every frenchie looks like Jean Dujardin.
>>55698651
go to latin america
How can I migrate to the US if I'm a British citizen?
>>55698987
KY has the best small towns in the entire US.
>>55699525
>Jean Dujardin
When they hear the accent you'll look like him in their mind
Came to California from Poland, I live in farm county so it is white and Mexican. The mexibros are pretty fucking based too.
>>55699082
This go to ohio... Specifically outside of Cleveland. You move 30 min outside the city and there are no minorities and a pretty big city at your disposal
>>55698275
How many muzzies? Our immigrants are all Catholic spics - I'll take my chances.
>>55699517
If you're not planning on specializing your abilities and focusing on one career, I'd imagine it'd be difficult to start anew in Amerika. We're better of than we were eight years ago but there are still a lot of jobless people looking for any work they can possibly find.
>>55697989
is't aspartane made from bacteria feces?
>>55699268
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=21ZTOP09xPk
>>55699426
Can someone give me one good reason I should care about France. They are like a kid always demanding a puppy. Am I supposed to do anything but laugh when the dog shits the bed?
>>55699720
Here comes the Serbnigger.
>>55699594
Do what I did (LE3 reporting in) - marry an American girl.
They're all shaved, wear thongs and like fucking.
>>55697915
>>55698143
Cheeseland.
Literally nothing happens here, but it's peaceful. Well except Milwaukee, steer clear of there.
Also has the highest black incarceration rate in America.
>>55698275
This 2bh. Texas is not even 50% white
>>55699755
We wouldn't be a country without them.
>>55698275
Says the manlet who now lives in a Muslim country.
>>55697915
youll be surprised. living in the US isn't what you imagine it is.
>>55699450
If you believe that your country must really suck
>>55699517
Oregon
>>55699776
Literally how do i meet one
Fuck off we're full
>>55699807
>UK will be minority will by 2066
Meanwhile Maine will never dip below 95%
what water can I even drink to not get fluoride and BPA from plastic. where do I even find such source of water? literally impossible. we lost
>>55697915
>implying the US would take you if you are not a terrorists or dirty brown person
>>55699525
Are you shitting me? Even the ugliest Frenchman would be drowning in puss in the US.
Minnesota is pretty based right guys? I think that's my plan B
>>55699755
I don't even care about my own country anymore, so I don't see why you should.
It's over, bet the french will take sarkozy again and miss the opportunity to vote for Marine.
>>55699855
I'm a swekek, obviously it is.
>>55699925
*white
>>55699802
>Milwaukee
everything north of there is awesome, but I do enjoy going to Watertown and Summerfest every year
>>55697915
Anything Midwest to the northern western states is fine.
Most medium sized cities in the area still have very few niggers or minorities.
>>55697915
Come home white man. All aboard the trump train. America will be great again. Escape the Muslim hordes. You might even be able to claim refugee status. Escaping the Euro-Soviet Union.
>>55699953
I think Minnesota is full of somalians
>>55697915
I'd say move to my state, but I live in Maryland.
>>55699953
>Minnesota
Yeah, Minnesota, Michigan, Wisconsin, all cool and have many Scandis.
>>55699925
Doing better than the US then, and that's at current unsustainable immigration levels. There are still 99+% white areas here too, you know
>>55698351
>austrian
>well-educated
>speaks english and (austro)german and presumably something else
you'll have a great time anywhere in the land of freedom.
>>55698526
The south is where you want to be. Warm summers, mild winters, not as much racial tension even with almost all the blacks in the country here. Lower cost of living, better economic growth, actual culture as almost all US artists of note are southern and they aren't even the best of us. Better food, prettier girls, Walt Disney World, Gulf beaches, better roads, better music, the best sports including soccer, and mother fucking Graceland. Coca Cola, alligators, sweet tea, South Beach, Smokey Mountains, Biloxi casinos, and mother fucking Stone Mountain. On top of all that the people are much nicer as well. American by birth, Southern by the Grace of God.
I was thinking of going to Maine. I heard it's great and not too many niggers.
Plus loose gun laws.
>>55697915
Very successful and well paid developer here. If Trump gets elected, I'll move.
Pic related. It's the liberal kek everyone here is pushing right now.
>>55700181
Maine is a top notch choice m8.
>>55699640
Except that city is Cleveland.
Relevant:
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ysmLA5TqbIY
>>55697915
check out Frank Zappa. There's a lot of cool American culture.
>>55700103
Yeah, it's all about ethnic enclaves now, not worrying about nations
We white town now
>>55698143
Check out North Carolina, friend. I vacationed down in the smokies this year and found it to be topcomfy
>>55699802
I also forgot to mention that all remaining Germans can come in to central to south WI. Area's already heavily German.
Swedes can have central to north WI for the same reasons.
The state is basically Germany/Sweden/Poland
>>55699887
Land is cheap there? Want to build a fucking earthship to be mostly independent
>>55700177
I don't know dude. There are some nice people up north too.
>you will never be Australian-American
>you will never spend your life shitposting IRL at Yanks and confusing them while firing off your assault weaponry and chowing down on delicious artery-hardening treats
Pretty bad feel tbqh lads
>>55700201
Donald Trump is a fraud and if he gets elected you're better off staying where you are until we fix that mistake.
>>55700201
Hi doctor breen.
>>55700255
>ethnic enclaves
i.e. anywhere outside a few cities
>>55699953
Minneapolis is basically mogadishu at this point
>>55700300
What's stopping you from becoming Amerikan mother fucker?
Some of the best bantz I've ever had have come with my aussie lads online
>>55699930
pretty much any place that isn't the city. i have well water in my house as does half the population.
>>55699953
it's not. minnesota is suffering the same problem that wisconsin had. in wisconsin we had some of the easiest ways to claim benefits in the great lakes region. you had niggers coming up form tennessee claiming benefits and leeching off the system. wisconsin cracked down on this and now minnesota has incredibly easy ways to claim benefits. this means you pay high taxes and you have niggers flooding in from 500 miles away to leech off the system. on top of that the twin cities is quickly getting populated with muslims. stay away from minnesota.
>>55700278
>Land is cheap there?
I'm from the midwest, this is where the cheapest land is going to be, and states you may like.
another infographic for OP
>>55700265
That looks like Tennessee or Kentucky
>>55698143
I live in Michigan. Not many people around ( or at least I don't encounter many) and no horrible bugs. Except for bees and wasps. They're still around, and horrifying .
>>55700278
>>55700391
I'm getting hard just thinking about a /pol/ commune out west
>>55698143
Oregooooon
It's a purple state (mix of left and right), Portland has lots of really delicious food and neat oddities shops, and you're never more than half an hour away from great outdoor activities
>>55700337
True
Use this map for reference euro-refugees
>>55700265
Can confirm. Live in NC. Very nice. Everyone leaves each other alone. I don't feel any racial tension. Went over to get a ball from black neighbors yard for little sister during babysitting. No mention of white privilege. 10/10 would live again.
>>55699439
We all know that is just so toronto doesn't throw a fit within 6 months most of refugees have either left the country for the US or moved to toronto but nobody reports on that because US might build wall
Time to reopen Ellis Island.
>>55698143
Michigan.
Go there faggot.
>>55700391
Dunno, I have a business degree and about 120K dollarydoos, think they'd accept me?
>>55699076
Move to a city and you won't even have to pay rent cause you'll be fucking a different bitch every night with that sweet frog accent
>>55699816
Good rekt sir.
>>55700095
>>55700362
Fuck, are you guys serious?
Nonetheless, doesn't somalians integrate pretty well in the US? At least they're not the sub-human somalians we're dealing with in Europe
>>55700495
If I only had the possibility to move over.
>>55698143
My protip for you is to look for an established Austrian community. A lot of European groups who settled just picked a big plot of land out west and moved there or established ghettos in some cities which are now the nice parts of town. Most of them still exist in some form and you can probably find many counties populated exclusively by Austrians.
>>55700634
Of course they would, just be a decent person. You've already got a degree, so you don't have to attend Amerikan University, and you have some savings to get you started.
If it's realistic for you, you'd likely assimilate just as well as OP and his family.
>>55698143
Minnesota. Oregon will be over run with Mexicans soon.
>>55700631
>Michigan.
>Go there faggot.
any city north of Lansing is very nice, Grand rapids is also pretty nice tho
>>55699953
>not wanting to live in Michigan
Come on, anon.
>>55700826
White liberal hipsters will always outnumber them
>>55700515
I live in Portland and it is nice, but also really fucking sucks sometimes. all those outdoor activities near by? Enjoy the massive crowds out in "nature". You've got to either be fine going out when the weather is absolute shit, which is what I do, or drive three hours inland or up forest service roads to get away from people. Pic related, three hours inland.
>>55700278
It is if you don't mind living way out there
How would one even go about moving to the US? Don't you need a whatever card or a job or something?
>>55697915
Come to Grand Rapids, Michigan! We're finishing our new college of medicine and medical research! In fact Grand Rapids is considered one of the best medical research cities in the country, not bad for a city with under 300k people
>Moving to a place even less white.
Im not trying to take the piss here lads, i just don't understand.
>>55700916
That's beautiful, anon. Illinois doesn't really have anything like this to explore... may I ask your routine for inspiration?
>>55698275
Yeah, but at least here you can easily get a gun and have a fighting chance in WWR.
>that means world war race war
>>55700427
The scandinavian altruistic curse.. FUCK, we never learn.
The southern states looks kinda nice too desu senpai
>>55700837
>not in the nice white neighborhoods down in the south
>>55700278
Please come to Germantown, WI.
No seriously, there's a place that's fucking named for you for easy identification.
>>55699953
Minnesotan here. If you decide to make this your home avoid cities with population over 40,000. I would strongly suggest living in the country or a town under 5,000 so you are surrounded by other hardworking Scandinavians. I grew up in a town of 1500 and damn near everyone is right wing and christian. There were a few Hispanics but they were bro tier. St Cloud has a very high and growing Somali population, avoid it.
>>55701036
>200,000,000 non-Hispanic whites in the USA
>>55700738
>doesn't somalians integrate pretty well in the US?
haha, they are fucking muslim dude. just google "minnesota muslim" and you'll see the scenario.
>At least they're not the sub-human somalians we're dealing with in Europe
they're the exact same people
the only difference is we have guns so they don't get out of control, but once they reach a certain population point it will turn to shit.
>>55698776
>Aspartame triggers the insulin response like sugar does.
you're really fucking stupid
Aspartame: neuropsychologic and neurophysiologic evaluation of acute and chronic effects. Am J Clin Nutr. 1998 Sep;68(3):531-7.
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/9734727
Conclusion: Large daily doses of aspartame had no effect on neuropsychologic, neurophysiologic, or behavioral functioning in healthy young adults.
Effect of aspartame and protein, administered in phenylalanine-equivalent doses, on plasma neutral amino acids, aspartate, insulin and glucose in man. Pharmacol Toxicol. 1991 May;68(5):408-12.
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/1946186
Conclusion: Protein causes insulin increase, aspartame has no effect whatsoever.
Aspartame ingestion with and without carbohydrate in phenylketonuric and normal subjects: effect on plasma concentrations of amino acids, glucose, and insulin. Metabolism. 1990 Apr;39(4):391-6.
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/2182973
Conclusion: Aspartame has no effect on insulin response, whether alone or in conjunction with CHO.
Aspartame and its constituent amino acids: effects
on prolactin, cortisol, growth hormone, insulin,
and glucose in normal humans. Am J C/in Nuir 1989;49:427-32.
http://www.ajcn.org/content/49/3/427.full.pdf
Conclusion: "We conclude that these doses of aspartame do not alter secretion of prolactin, cortisol, growth hormone, or insulin in normal individuals."
http://www.nap.edu/openbook.php?record_id=371&page=310
faggot
>>55700985
Gay marry me, no homo. Let's build a compound
>>55701093
I don't know them very well, you talking about St Joe, Muskegon, or something?
>>55698143
Texas, Vermont, or New Hampshire
New Hampshire's state motto is "Live free or die.",
Or if you are poor just go to the "southern states", they're red-pilled, but hillbillies
>>55699076
I'm sure if someone is mean to you for your accent, they're an idiot.
Your average American won't care about your accent, unless you run into a MURRICAN.
>>55701096
>not Frankenmuth
>not going to Little Bavaria
>>55699953
Washington for you, on the islands or Olympic pen. Lots of scandinavians went there, including my great grandparents.
>>55701182
No I'm talking like shit like Grand Blanc, any of the subdivision basically
>>55698776
>Aspartame triggers the insulin response like sugar does
Why are you lying?
>>55697915
We humbly except your request for immigration
>>55700278
If you want cheap land go to Kentucky, in 2009 land was like $9 an acre I shit you not
>>55698143
Florida
Please, we need more whites down here.
>>55699076
Do what Aussies do Pierre - exaggerate it into the grossest possible stereotype just to fuck with people and get some keks
>>55700778
So ghettos work when they're not overpopulated by shitty cultures. Good
>>55701113
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_American
>Non-Hispanic Whites totaled about 197,816,000, or 62.6% of the U.S.
>62.6%
Im not bantering here, i want the best for you Ameribros, but this thread just seems to be full of delusion.
>>55699355
No, those niggers shot that Australian there not long ago.
>one less shitposter
>>55700916
Fallout4.jpg
>>55697915
Pittsburgh, PA. You'll get used to the yinzers. Protip: move north of the city, traffic sucks out east.
http://www.austrianinformation.org/march-april-2009/a-bridge-from-vienna-to-pittsburgh.html
>>55698143
Come to California
Best combination of hot/easy women in the states
Plus,
>flyover stated
>>55701257
>not supporting the Germantown Warhawks
>>55699767
This make me lol more than I figured it would.
Also, +1
>>55699525
>>55699620
>>55699940
Frogbro, believe this shit. The women in my circles would drop the panties for Gerard Depardieu. Gerard. Depardieu.
>>55698143
Pick based on the weather, trust me. My personal favorites are Arizona, upstate new york, and Colorado.
>>55697915
I want to hear this too one day.
>>55701571
>not supporting the WORLD LARGEST CHRISTMAS STORE
>>55701515
pls don't send him here, anon
>>55701415
We may have less whites but the land mass ensures that you never have to see a minority if you don't want to. So we tend to live in segregation and peace.
>>55701406
They were filled with dirt poor immigrants until they started businesses and became functioning members of society. My mother's family was a bunch of impoverished Magyars, butchers three generations back. My dad's family was a bunch of shitty degenerate Poles, but he was adopted by some nice Germans and is now a corporate executive.
So yeah, the system works if you are white.
>>55697915
where did you get this picture of me
>>55701415
See
>>55700548
I'd say most of these posters are from homogenous all white suburbs. Not all of the USA is a diverse city. Most isn't.
>>55701415
how is it delusional? my one state is bigger than your entire country and yuropoor countries have high a population density. on top of that most of the minorities live in cities. most of us don't live anywhere around niggers and spics.
>>55698143
Flyover states man
Bunch of simple fat people with guns it's great
>>55699620
That's very true. Any one of those fag accents.
>my neighbor chicks are all each dating a different chav that they think is royalty
>each one looks like a fucking rat
>>55701361
>>55701096
>>55700954
Damn I need a greencard.
>>55700515
I live in Eugene. It's like Portland on a smaller scale but with more nature shit to do. Also college town which means lots of skanks.
>>55701674
FUCK YOU I WANT GERMANBRO TO COME HERE
>>55699656
Not to mention
>bunch of muzzies try to attack dumb art show in Texas
>Texas is literally the land of I wish a mother fucker would
You remember how that ended
>>55701909
FUCK YOU I WANT HIM TO FEEL LIKE A HERO
>>55697915
Come to Western Montana brother. We don't have a Frenchman yet. We do have 3 black people but we watch them very closely.
DO NOT EVER GO TO EASTERN MONTANA.
No really, it's like Fallout New Vegas over there. Fuck that.
>>55699076
Ever considered Canada?
>>55698351
one day you might be governor of cali lmao
>>55701595
why do you assume getting pussy is such a big fucking deal to him? if they legitimately want to move then i'm pretty sure there's other concerns than fucking getting laid. pussy is fine for 10 minutes, but then you have 23 hours and 50 minutes left in the day.
>>55698143
Definitely New England, or Texas (even though I'm not a fan of Texas myself, it's a well run state full of people who are proud of it).
Shittiest states are Florida, Oklahoma, and Arizona.
>>55701209
Or come to North Texas, where we have massive clean cities, Massive logistical infrastructure, More guns than people, and the best goddamn barbecue in the world. You can't drive between Dallas and Fort Worth without seeing at least three European supercars, and dozens of sportscars.
>>55701753
Non-whites are almost exclusively concentrated in the cities. Anywhere else is pretty much 100% white with a few functioning black communities in the South. It's mostly towns and villages, all nice places but there are less jobs available unless you open a business.
>>55698143
New England we need to purge out the Liberals that have infested.
>>55701914
The entire state of Texas would be at arms in fifteen minutes were something to happen here, like what happened in Paris.
>>55699076
do you have a qt sister ?
future brother in law , we will shoot guns , drink and drive four wheelers
>>55698351
I think you'd like to move to Chatanooga, Tennessee. It's an emerging techno-pole so you'll have no trouble finding a job with a stem degree, it's along Appalachia and if you're coming from the alps, you're probably like me and hate to live on flat land. Great Climate, great gun laws, no state income tax, and it's a part of The South.
>>55697915
Come to Minnesota, we can hang out and go shooting.
>>55701963
Why would anyone want to live in Frozen Moosefucker land?
>>55701977
What, you really believe he's worried about his "terrible french accent" from a business or academic standpoint?
Naive motherfucker.
Even if he's a faggot, dat accent is gold-plated.
>>55701844
Do you have a skill? Or cash?
>>55701045
Routine for inspiration? I get tired of things in Portland, mostly the people that live here, so I go out for a while and hang out in nature. I find some berries or mushrooms to eat depending on the season, bring some beer and some homegrown, take hikes, go fishing, whatever really. Winter is showshoe time. That usually keeps the city people out of the way too.
>>55701947
YOU ALREADY HAVE THE LAKE JUST LET ME HAVE THIS!
>>55700201
can u take me with u pls
>>55700515
Only Europeans like OP are welcome in Oregon.
Californians and Texans can fuck off.
>>55699525
Wrong, men and women like the European accents.
>>55697915
>Time to move to the US
No. Stay out.
We don't need more refugees. Fix your country instead of running away.
>TN
>OR
>WI
>MN
>ND
>WS
>VM
>KY
Too many choices... Damn. Gotta google alot now.
>>55702196
> not wanting a based Austria-bro in the US
> refugees
you must be from Florida
>>55699720
Oxygen is also a bacteria feces. What's your point?
>>55702141
Not to mention HR is exclusively women.
I'll let you fill in the blanks.
>>55697915
If you legally want to migrate to the US good luck.
Maybe post every six months or so to give us an update.
In the meantime President Obama will be flying over 1000 refugees
>>55702165
Why should I let you have anything?
Maybe you should bitch at the Ohio fags who stole Michigan clay.
>>55699076
People would largely not even care. I've met a few with hilariously-thick French accents. One woman had a beret and everything, some fancy hairdresser working at my local barbershop between jobs. You'd be much easier to understand in a year, tops. Anyone you live or work with will come to understand you in a matter of a few days.
Please make eye contact with strangers and shake hands when prompted.
>>55702142
>Do you have a skill? Or cash?
no money but office administrator. so no
>>55698143
Florida. All the spic Catholics will remove kebab
Fuck me, time to find a cute chubby ring-wing American girl to marry. I'm Ukrainian by descent but you can't tell at all apart from my name. Should I get my name changed to a top tier ring-wing name?
>>55697915
>fucking moron thinks it's going to be safer
>thinks there's going to be less muslims
>thinks there's going to be less degeneracy
>thinks there's going to be more whites
>>55702309
Illinois keeps encroaching on my clay too much.
>>55698280
NY is fine in the suburbs, just look at White Plains, Purchase, Harrison, etc.
come seek enlightenment my son
Thanks USbros. Ill see you someday on the other side.
First thing Im going to do is buy a Marlin 1895 SBL like the one from Jurassic World.
>>55699076
dude trust me on this one my friend,i'm from turkey and my accent comes through pretty thick when speaking English, but American girls go crazy for us euros when they hear our voices. Its like a pusy train here man
>>55702216
Do your research anon, plenty of beautiful places here. Don't feel too attached to one because wherever you end up, you have the entire country to explore still.
>>55702143
Thanks, man. Do you usually have an idea of where you're going before you set out on a trek (like do you look shit up online first, etc)? Do you just go and see if youll find anything worthwhile? how do you prepare?
>>55701096
>not wittenberg
>not new berlin
Germantown has a nigger problem at its high school, just like in Mequon. All it takes is three nigger students to fuck up a whole high school.
>>55702216
Dude, you're obsessing over this too much.
Get in with a job anywhere. *ANYWHERE*. Once you're here, you can just...go wherever! From texas, I can get to California or Georgia with less than $300 in my pocket, using my own car. Hell, live in several different states, you'll eventually find one that suits you.
>>55701326
Washington is definitely and option. All the northern states for that matter.
The problem is just that the US has made it fucking hard for us hard-working and educated euros to migrate to your country.
>>55702119
this is true, it's very pretty, the people are cool and there are IT jobs EVERYWHERE. I used to get gigs there as a consultant all the time because, well, people didn't want to move there for jobs because it has a reputation for being a bit, uh, boring to your Alpha personality consultant road warrior type, but I liked it well enough
What about me ,ameribros?
What state needs a romanian the most?
>>55702141
nobody gives a shit about the accent. that's not what i'm saying at all. i'm saying getting pussy from a simple throwaway whore who is shallow enough to drop her pants at the sound of an accent isn't worth changing your entire fucking life for. if you want to move your reasons should be little more solid than that.
>>55702354
Find an American company to work for and then ask them or one of their competitors to sponsor your immigration.
>>55702426
> white plains
seriously don't do this unless you want to live in an entire town of George Costanzas and his mom
>>55702119
JohnsonCity Tennessee bro here , can confirm.
>>55702127
>>55702168
>>55702216
>>55702354
>>55701963
>>55701844
>>55701648
>>55701076
>>55700985
>>55700278
If you come to Minnesota I will take you fishing and camping at the Boundary Waters (Pic related).
I'll even gay marry you for a visa (sex is extra though) if you get me 40 acres of land up north.
>>55702179
>verified
>>55702501
Thats the what I love about the US dream. Driving down route 66 with in some random detroit muscle is my dream.
>>55702354
this is a good job search web site
http://www.indeed.com/
>>55702536
Beware, however. Northern states have fewer shitskins because of the cold, but if you go to new england or the west coast, it's all liberal keks. Try montana or something.
>>55702296
Not to mention every goddamn secretary, admin. assistant, lab tech...hell, if he's STEM on the biology side, that's almost entirely women now.
>>55702429
Nice country. Where is that?
>>55702678
there's not a lot of jobs in bozeman
>>55701415
Maybe if you count illegals, who are 30 million of the total. Considering actual citizens who are not in prison, it's closer to 75%.
The Census Bureau and every other government agency fuck with these stats all the time. Look at the FBI's UCR. They include Arabs, South Asians, and all Hispanics as "white". It's a fucking con to make us feel like we've already lost.
>>55698351
>masters in comm
Well everyone else besides your sister will contribute positively at least
>>55702464
>turkey
>us euros
>us
>euros
>Europeans think our country is for them too
Lol you are all just like the muslims you guys are trying to escape from. Sorry but the wall os for you too.
>>55702565
Michigan.
Friendly reminder that peoples from all over Macedon, and then Rome got along. Then, the Jews invented Christianity and laid the framework for the fall of Rome, and, eventually, the foundation of Islam. Abrahamic religion is the reason for this. Revoke your allegiance to non-Roman deities!
>>55702622
how easy is it to gay marry someone for a greencard? how long do you need to be together?
>>55702713
northern california
>>55702622
Kek. Ill definitely take you up on your offer someday. I think green cards wont be an issue though.
We should eventually get a pol reunion going in the US with all the Euros coming over.
>>55698143
The Northwest (Washington, Oregon, Idaho) or New Hampshire. New Hampshire is the whitest.
>>55702572
ok, MGTOWbro. Thanks for sharing.
>>55697915
>Going to the US
Avoid cities and you'll be golden.
>>55698143
Northwest U.S, Colorado,
>>55697989
get a load of this guy
>>55702179
thats fine. oregon reminds me of eastern europe anyways
>>55702786
LEL I know. I pick on her alot for that one.
That being said, she does perfectly speak 5 languages.
Whats so great about Oregon? Everyone is saying go there? Explain it to someone from Ohio. You can get non medical weed but what else?
>>55700292
>STFU you Yankee shill.
>>55700177
>This, minus the flag you redneck sisterfucker. You're making us look bad.
Hey Austriabro, Alabamafag here. Low cost of living, limited government interference, pro-business, very nice people, lax gun laws and way less gay leftist shit in general. The south is the place to be imho.
Assachussets, Jew York, Wop Jersey and Benis-ylvania are all shit holes as far as everyone else in the United States are concerned. Don't move there.
The natives (esp. Jew York City & Cambridge Mass.) are unfriendly and they will look down on you for not being farm-to-table, trans-womyn accepting, hybrid/ saab driving limp wristed homosexual. Also, the city of Boston is full of mics who think they count as Irish. AVOID IT AT ALL COSTS.
Also, if you move down south, stay away from Atlanta. The place is crawiling with dindus and is quickly becoming the Detroit of the south.
Regardless of where you end up moving. Welcome to the land of the free. We welcome you with open arms, just don't vote democrat (pro tip: they want to turn this country into the pluralist multicultural social democracy you're running away from.)
>>55702165
I guess I would move to your place. Looks fancy as hell
>>55702807
We just need to have dated before you enter the country. Meaning by me a plan ticket to England and fly back with me a week later.
+ Study up on each other in case they ask personal questions to verify a legitimate marriage (where did you grow up, ect).
>>55702851
The scale of organization alone for something like that is daunting. Even moreso when one considers it's /pol/.
>>55702824
Wow... is that near the red woods?
>>55702872
Ive been to NH actually and I liked it alot, but Oregon et al. seems nicer to live.
>>55702876
you're so obviously a virgin
>>55698351
You'll do very well off. Plus you speak more than one language and speak English very well. That will give you a significant advantage.
>>55702986
>would
You mean will. Can't wait to see you here brother.
>>55698143
Colorado
>>55703007
Just imagine
>hello fellow merchants!
>MUH shills
>Did you yuros forget to bring your daily semen rations?
>JEWS DID IT
I actually wonder how many asians poltards we have.
>>55702795
any particular reason?
Mackinac Island is a god-teir American town. No cars, population of 400, mostly white with the largest minority being Native American, classic American architecture, etc. Go there, lad.
>>55702629
And it can all be yours.
>She's waiting for you, Ausanon.
>>55698351
you can come here but you need to understand 1 thing: if you vote democrat you are turning america into europe.
if you vote republican, you are avoiding this
>>55697915
If you're a liberal stay out of my country Eurokek. This is a country of guns, capitalism, and free speech, if you're not down with that then don't come.
>>55698143
northern ca
Nevada is a great state,las Vegas is relativity cheap.
>>55700570
>Check out North Carolina, friend. I vacationed down in the smokies this year and found it to be topcomfy
I love how anytime people in the South bring up where they live, we're like: we're not racist I promise. The truth is, you're more likely to hear the N-word in a blue state these days. I've heard more people complain about those "damn niggers" in Mass and Ct, than down here desu.
>>55698143
Texas!
>>55702196
Nah we want white immigration. Gonna need more soldiers for the great gibsmedat war of 2022.
>>55703052
ok, MGTOWbro. Whatever you say.
>>55702897
Nice counterpoint there fagtron
>>55700755
i mostly lurk on here, but i feel that i need to post now. I inherited millions from my great grandfather. He was a somewhat well-known individual so i won't say how he acquired his wealth. My family is of german ancestry though, i will pay for you to come here.
If you can prove to me that you are white in this thread with a picture and timestamp, also provide a bitcoin address and I will send you enough money to bring your whole family to the United States, no obligations.
Here is a screenshot of my Bitcoin savings wallet, I'm not trolling here. Post if you wish my friends.
>>55703195
>hnnnnng
I usually laugh when my friends here want a BMW or MB, all I want is any sort of pre 70s muscle.
>>55702946
Eat shit.
>>55701365
Can confirm, northwest Florida is filled to the brim with jiggaboos
>>55700631
>Michigan.
How is Snyder working out as governor? Also, how are you guys liking right-to-work?
>>55699099
Damn, I'm just a HVAC engineer, don't think that a defense contractor could have any use for me.
>>55703361
>HVAC engineer
You will be fine. This is a much larger field in the USA than it is back home.
>>55703109
Mark my words. Someday I will. I was for a few years in the army. maybe I could get an bonus for this? maybe serve a time for th us? I really wanna leave europe.
>trump wins
>Europeans migrate to the US
>America will be grate again
Born too late to explore the world, too early to explore the galaxy, born just in time to watch Trump make America be great again.
>>55702470
I'll pick a place like a state, county, or USFS park to go to sometimes if I feel like having some amenities, like a toilet. Other times I'll drive up on forest service roads until I find a spot that suits me. I don't really do any prep work other than making sure all my camping stuff and anything extra is is all accounted for then I go. As far as the trekking part, I'll usually just follow a valley up for a while or a stream to walk beside. I've done 7+ days backpacking overland before, but that's not what I normally do.
>>55702536
I feel you on that one, I wanted to go to Norway to live for a couple years, like a working holiday, but getting a visa for that as someone outside Europe was a massive pain.
pic related, it is me trying to get that visa
>>55703297
wtf, at the going rate for bitcoin right now that amount of BTC comes out to roughly 9.75 million USD, holy shit.
>>55699953
Minnesota is nice, there's a shit ton of people from /k/ who live in Minnesota so if you want to make friends and shoot guns they'd probably scrape you up.
Just avoid Minneapolis if you hate muzzies, and avoid South and West St. Paul if you don't want to see Pedro. Check out some of the suburbs of the cities, Eagan, Bloomigton, Inver Grove Heights, Rosemount, etc.
All are close to the cities but also in safe laid back areas.
>>55703318
>Pre-70's
You have a keen sense of excellence. You'll do well here.
Stay classy, anon.
Just remember, here, you can own both!
>>55703182
I can't say that Amerika needs Romanians, but if you are genuinely interested in moving here because of the country, the people, the opportunity, your general disdain for your current situation, desire to escape Mooslums, whatever it is- if you're a good person, I don't think anyone would give you crap or care.
Just do your part is all we ask m8.
>>55703297
Just gimme a sec. I can provide both.
>>55703347
>oh, it's great
>i've been fired without cause four times now, so i was ineligible for the unemployment comp i've been paying into for fucking 20 years
>pretty cool how they were in a real hurry to fuck up my union
>but did jack shit about the 100,000 spic cockroaches here stealing every fucking job they can
>>55703474
Really? Didn't think it has any ground to build on. Does an education as a gas mechanic help as well, I have worked in that field for five years before getting my engineering degree.
>>55703576
Im gonna be honest m8. If there are any bombs in Germany, there will be migrations happening.
Just promise us that
>Kanye 2020
wont happen
>>55699082
>Ohio
>culture
KEK
>>55697915
Move to latin america, the US is pretty keked already
Come to Puerto Rico, we need more whites
>>55703297
>>55703619
samefag, look everyone that guy is just trolling
>>55703297
I'm not going to beg for your money, but thank you for taking at least one guy into better lands.
>>55700231
https://youtu.be/vtY2RC9mTbE?t=33s
>>55703663
I watched Vanishing point as a kid and I never forgot that car.
I mean it was a Dodge Challenger RT 70/71 if Im not mistaken, but that would be the absolute limit.
>>55703662
Listen to this man. I live in a rural area north of the cities, its pretty great. You just have to withstand harsh winters but based Scandinavian genetics help with that
>>55702936
Best restaurants, best beer, best nature, easy to find a town that suits your needs and views, good education. What more do you want?
>>55697989
This goyi...guy is right you know
>>55697915
Yeah honestly there is literally nothing wrong with MSG or Aspartame
The enlighten hippies claim otherwise.
That being said drinking a a diet cola with aspartame is disgusting. Why not just ave an unsweeten ice tea or water with your msg burger?
>>55697915
I'm smarter than you. Fuck off, you'd be fortunate to interact with anyone on my level irl. The United States has everything from the best to the worse. My guess is, you'll fall into the worse category the way you're idiotically generalizing and entire country. Retard.
I wish I was born American.
>>55702565
you can have detroit
>>55698143
These are some free states: New Hampshire, Vermont, Pennsylvania, Arizona, Texas, Montana.
>New Hampshire and Vermont
It can get breddy cold in the winter but for an Austrian that shouldn't be a problem. Great gun laws, otherwise these states are pretty left-leaning which may be more familiar to you, coming from Europe.
>Pennsylvania
Good gun laws (except for hunting laws which are Fudd-tier), slightly more right-leaning than VT and NH but still fairly left, Philadelphia and Pittsburgh are shitholes but the rest of the state is pretty nice. Lots of German-speaking residents too, especially out in the country, so you might feel more at home there. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pennsylvania_Dutch
>Arizona
Super duper right wing, some of the best gun laws in the country. Really hot and dry, lots of hipsters in the Phoenix are and lots of spics.
>Texas
Even more right wing than Arizona, also awesome gun laws. Austin is going to shit with hipsters and spics, lots of spics in general, also hot and dry in most of the state.
>Montana
Land of the free. Only downside desu is low population and fewer available jobs than the other states.
>>55703258
An uncle of mine lives in Woodlands. He loves it and all the pictures look amazing. That being said, isnt the crime rate in Texas bretty high?
>>55703712
I'm not sure about that but practically every building in the USA has central heating and air and people are very willing to pay to maintain them. There is plenty of work and trades in the USA are all hurting for workers. This is not as true of natural gas but it is still prevalent so it will probably help with finding work.
Just look around before moving and apply for some jobs in advance.
>>55704006
Feels pretty good desu. You guys are okay too, just straighten your gubmint out. Not that we're really ones to talk.
>>55702946
This, or come to Tennessee. We got 1 Gig internet speeds in Chattanooga
>>55703671
Rex is the best
>>55704006
M8, you're our closest relative. If you wish to be Amerikan, come on over and do your part. We'll have you.
>>55699720
the color red in food is made of crushed bugs
>>55704055
>>Arizona
I'm a big fan of Cody Lundin, he lives and gives his courses in AZ. If I could afford it, I would take a look at his house in Prescott.
>>55704006
Who cares? You can still be an American.
>>55703890
Yeah, the thing about decades is the design lag. By the time a car rolls out of a factory, it's been in production or pre-production for a few years. That's why you don't see that droopy, melty shit aesthetic that's indicative of 70's vintage until about 73/74. 66-68 is my favorite. All of the pony cars hit their stride during those production years.
>>55704280
Moving to America is very tricky.
>>55698143
NYC if you like city environment and you can afford. If not.. new england, northeast...
>>55704323
Very true.
>>55704055
DESU Pennsylvania seems a bit... industrial. Ive never been, but all the movies make it look dreary and sad.
>AZ
Ive been to Arizona and love it, but Im a forest guy.
>Texas
Never been and hear good/bad things about it.
>Montana
Been to Montana and its GLORIOUS. The Grand Tetons left an impression. That being said, I have a primal fear of bears.
>NH and VM
Been to both loved both equally. Maine was also amazing.
>>55704153
>every building in the USA has central heating and air.
That's odd, but if that's how they roll.
>>55704323
Yeah, but it can still be done. Better to start trying now and succeed sooner than try later and fail. A lot of Americans are sympathetic to the issues in Europe right now and it will get easier in the coming years. The best way is still to apply for a job in America and ask for their help.
>>55703297
Here you go.. god I would be in your debt forever
Literally what is stopping you guys?
>>55704474
The USA has a pretty high standard of living. People go out of their way to buy things that only the "wealthy" normally have and the prices eventually go down. This has been going on for a couple hundred years so central air is now the standard. Chicken meat is also one of the cheapest kinds on the market, for reference.
>>55703599
Jesus man where did you take that seven day trip?
I'm gonna look around Wisconsin and Illinois and see of there's any nice places to hike. I haven't gone in so long. I did a lot of hiking in the Adirondack Mountains and central New York, even a few small two or three day trips in the mountains, but never something like that.
>>55704323
From what I can tell by the dozen dudes who have moved to one single neighborhood in Milwaukee from Birmingham is that the first dude started tending bar, then his friend came and they bought one, and now they own like three and imported all their faggot-ass friends to work at the other locations. The US awards 65,000 H-2B visas a year (unskilled labor). Just find a Brit somewhere who owns a restaurant and ask for a hand. He'll give you a job and you can move here.
>>55704470
Pennsylvania is full of trees, mountains, and fields. It's nice, just stay away from the innercities.
>>55704118
Like anywhere else in America, if you live in a majority white part of town you're fine. Most of the crime rate in Texas is from spics killing other spics, just like if you go to the Southeast states or big cities in the north (note: if you move to the northeast United States STAY AWAY FROM BIG CITIES) the crime rate is from blacks killing each other.
>>55704540
This man is confirmed as white. Congratulations.
>>55704470
Look at the Flagstaff area, not all of AZ is cactus
I've heard good things about Maine.
And I imagine the northern states like Montana, N. Dakota and Washington are mostly white. Can't imagine anything interesting in Alaska though.
If you fancy something tropical, you could always come here to Puerto Rico. The worthwhile municipalities are bilingual
>>55704196
Not if he wasts gun control, socialism, or political correctness.
Seriously you guys act like white people are all awesome, but white people are the faggots that are pushing this shit.
>>55704470
Outside of the cities Pennsylvania looks like this.
>>55704540
>>55703297
Godspeed
>>55704680
>not all of AZ is cactus
I kek'd.
Just suck their dicks already and offer up your wives and sisters. Straight up kucks to the core, solid proof ITT. There's no denying it, it's as clear as day
>>55704470
PA is empty as shit
Just stay out of Philly, Scranton, The Pitt, and whatever other more built-up areas there are
rural life is cosy as fuck
>>55704594
Say, how do you guys pay for heating and AC if renting a place? Is it included into the rent or do you have to pay some company for it?
>/pol/ is literally becoming an immigration service for white Euros
>>55701515
This. Or even south of the city is nice. Washington County(Canonsburg, etc) is cheap as fuck and not that far from Pittsburgh. We also have lots of cool Slavic shit(pierogis, and lots of other delicious stuff I can't pronounce), and European heritage fests(German, Italian, Ukrainian). Gun laws are god-tier, and most people are nice as fuck and not libtarded. Moved here almost two years ago and it was a great choice.
>>55702619
I've been thinking about moving out of the desolate shithole that is Connecticut, and Johnson City is one of the places on my list. Is it really growing that well? It's hard to find concrete information without talking to folks to learn the general "feel" of the locality.
>>55704785
Just because they treat us like this every day online doesn't mean we have to do it to them, especially when they're practically begging for help.
>>55704834
Depends on the contract. People are generally willing to negotiate.
>>55704868
>/pol/ - The Underground (European) Railroad
>>55704701
Gun control? Where? I live in Illinois, with some of the strictest gun laws in the country, and Chicago still has one of the largest "gun" problems in the country. It's not a gun problem, it's a gang problem.
Furthermore, I am white, but I don't care if you're black, white, Arabic, etc. I do care if you a religious or political extremeist. Or somebody who can't separate themselves from their old culture, and live here is silent resignation regretting your decision. You should be sure before you commit. This can be a really nice place to live, and I have enjoyed some wonderful communities across the North East.
>>55704834
It depends on a number of factors. Where I live (North Carolina, pretty good state btw, lots of blacks though as it's a part of the old slavery belt) usually utilities are paid for separate from your rent, but some places will bundle those things together. In some places like NYC that have rent control measures in place utilities are legally required to be bundled with rent.
I live in a 1-bedroom duplex and my rent is $400/month plus utilities which cost me $89 and some change last month. The rent, water, heating and electric bills are all separate (heating is separate from electric because my heating is natural gas).
>>55703599
I hate this so much. We are strict about this while all amount of trash comes here to claim benefits, steal, beg, rape and shit in people's gardens.
I have hope for the future, though. Recent happenings have red-pilled even many leftists and journalists. (They suddenly claim immigration is somehow the right's idea now, but who cares.)
Having Swedish politicians and media screaming at how racist we are is also helping. Thank you for red-pilling our leftists neighbors!
>>55703188
No one can afford to live in these places anon. They're where rich whites from New York buy their vacation homes.
