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Why can't white people cook?


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Why can't white people cook?
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Why do black people think they can cook?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFvD2C9yq6s
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>>55542582
Peru shut the fuck up if it wasn't for cocaine and the incans you wouldn't even be thought about, hell no one thought about you today
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>>55542760
>says blacks can't chef
>posts GOYa
Go back to India
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>>55542582
no culture
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Oh we can
Pic
I made
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Why can't black people not break the law and not propagate ghetto behavior?
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All home made
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>>55543110
Her delivery is on point. I was a big fan of her bathtub song

>>55542582
Don't you guys eat Guinea pigs and boiled potato soup?
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>>55542582
Baloney and cheese sandwich
>being this fucking poor
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>>55542582
Too busy making computers and smart phone apps and what have you. Someone has to pay for spic and nigger welfare, and it's definitely not going to be other spics and niggers.
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>>55543414
>oh we can, pic related, i made this
>obviously works in the food industry
We're talking about normal middle class white people bro.

>>55542582
Wrong, this is what the average black person makes with their WIC papers.
>work in major food store for two years as i work my way to manager, day in and day out this is all i notice they buy with their food stamps
I honestly feel bad for them, but then again i remember i'm white with a job and can work a mean grill on a sunday afternoon.
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>>55543614
>>obviously works in the food industry
Most of the best cooks I know just do it as a hobby.
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Excuse me niggers?
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>>55542582
Probably the way a lot of white people were raised. It's quite common in a middle class, white, household for both parents to work 40 hour per week careers and don't have the time or energy to cook a proper meal in any real way, let alone teach their kids.

Also many younger white kids are lazy as fuck so no one wants to cook when they can just make a sandwhich out of shitty non-deli meat.

Fortunately for me my mom is a great breakfast cook and dad for dinners/lunches. Both are physically disabled so they're always home.

Seriously though there's so much shit you can make in the time it takes to make a sandwhich that are legit as fuck.

Great lunch: French Bread Pizza
>Italian role, bagette, whatever bread
>Put sauce on it
>Initial small sprinkling of shredded mozzarella
>Sprinkle on some oregano leaves and crushed red pepper
>Add topping
>Final layer of cheese
>Cook
>Profit

It triggers me so many of my fellow college students can't cook and flaunt it like it's a shared trait to be proud of like when everybody is failing a class together.
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>>55543829
Is that supposed to be this guy?
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>>55542582
I can. I make a world famous hamburger, in fact.
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>>55542582
White people comprise the best chefs in the world, you stinky shitskin abortion. Go back to picking coca leaves, you industrial cockblowing faggot.
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>>55544049
>Italians are white when it suits /pol/'s purposes
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>>55544160
>pol is one person

nice meme ebin XDDDDD


kill yourself, nigger.
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>>55543414
>>55543506
can I be cook too?
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>>55544049
>dat cherry picking fallacy
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>>55542582
I'm white, this is me on an off day. Usually the pancake looks a little better
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>>55544290
how is that cherry picking

>>55542582
>Italians
>French
>Spaniards
>Swedes

>can't cook
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>>55544361
>how is that cherry picking
Because you did not take a reasonable sample size and analyzed the data. You simply googled the first few cooks, and stopped after you got your data. AKA. texas sharp-shooter fallacy.
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>>55542582
>Nothing good has ever come from Africa
>Most famous chiefs and recipes are from Europe
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>>55544361
Italians are niggers.
French are keks.
Spaniards are niggers.
Swedes are keked by niggers.

>Trash
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>>55544704
>sample size
The sample is all the chefs in the world. The list provides the ones who best meet the criterion.

>>55544804
>Italians are niggers
no
>French are keks
irrelevant
>Spaniards are niggers
no
>Swedes are keks
irrelevant
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>>55543533

The guinea pigs (cuy) are pretty great desu senpai. Fly down there and try some.
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is this a /ck/ thread I see?
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>>55544969
Everyone knows Guinea's are fucking niggers.
Spaniards are a irrelevant ethnic group.
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>>55543883
Are you really that fucking stupid, or are you trying to be funny?
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>food critics claiming that traditional german food is to much about destroying all taste in sauce.
>almost any ethnic food just means drowning meat and rice in grease and oil.

grass is always greener etc...
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>>55545160
>German food
>food
Pick one
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>inb4 Italians are Mediterranean
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>>55543854
Kinda sounds like what I do, minus the sauce. Just slices of white bread with three different cheeses and pepperonis. Shit, now I'm hungry, Forgot to eat again today.
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>>55545160
I visited a small town in Baden-württemberg and this family made some kind of spaetzle for me and it blew my mind, Most of the food I had in Germany was GOAT
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>>55545187
its not even like there is ONE german cuisine, its very local and honestly southern german food is fucking great!
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>>55545313
Käsespätzle are great.
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>>55545316
Hey, can you tell BMW to stop making eco trash and start making awesome shit like they used to?
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What's wrong with bologna f.a.m.? Bologna and cheese sannie w/mustard is great stuff.

>>55543883
I love Norm but I don't understand these commercials.
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>>55542582

that's fucking funny. the one token black dude in my office literally eats this EVERY SINGLE DAY.
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>>55545316
>Shilling German food
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>>55542582
Speak for yourself,
My food is delicious.
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>>55545513
whats wrong with the I8?

Aside from the price i mean.
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>>55542582
sage and hide people. don't seriously reply to these threads.
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>>55542582

Then what would Mexicans do? There aren't enough gardens for them to tend.
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>>55545675
How do u sage
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>>55542582
>says the peruka
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>>55542582

>White people can't cook

http://lecoupdegrace.ca/

Just scroll down this page at your leisure.
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>>55543614
>We're talking about normal middle class white people bro.
It's not all to complicated to search for recipes or just make things on the spot, friend. Throwing some beef on top of mashed potatoes and gravy isn't shit. I suppose it is in blackland though.
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>>55545670
its a hybrid.....
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>>55545070
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>>55542582
Bologna and cheese sandwiches are good if real cheese (I like provolone), oat bread, and hot mustard is used. Oh, and pan-fry the bologna for a minute on each side, then put those Cheetos in the sandwich for the best possible bologna and cheese sandwich ever.
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there's a blog that /ck/ humor threads usually bring up. it's something like "CookingForBae". the comments alone suggest that /ck/ might actually be one of the most articulate/intelligent boards
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>>55545070
mmm sghetti with ketchup
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>>55546769
my man, i thought i was the only one
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>>55546837
>CookingForBae
ah fuck i found it easily

https://instagram.com/cookingforbae/

it's just amazing
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>>55544160
You got meme'd on son
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>>55545451
I'd try German food but the fact that your religion forbids pork is off-putting
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Can you cook /pol/? Post your food.
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>>55542582

Asian dude here. I've had that meal, and it's fucking unhealthy and entirely delicious.
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>>55546898
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>>55542582
No soul
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>>55546837
>>55546922
nasty
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>>55546033
But its only 1400 kg.
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>>55545070
>not stealing packets of ketchup from Wendy's
Easy there, Rockefeller.
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