The title says it all. Hungary: the "Big Wind" firetruck-tank. Two MiG-21 jet engines are used to blow massive quantities of water onto the fire. Now, what happens when we feed some napalm to it instead of water and we try to put out sandniggers with it instead of a fire...
wall-E
>>55275867
thought the same
>>55275246
>Two
>MiG-21
>Engines
What the fuck. Why does this even exist?
>>55275246
>some napalm to it instead of water
>napalm has the viscosity of water
Jesus fucking christ Hungary.
>>55275948
To fight the fire.
>>55275948
Yes. It does. Puts out structural fires while removing structure. Puts our plane fires while removing airframe. Puts out kebab fires while removing hummus.
>>55275246
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
>>55275948
The Oxy-Clean of remove kebab.
>>55275246
Lack of welfare
no low skill jobs
>>55276091
also these
>>55275246
It's beautiful.
>>55275246
This is some straight up 40k shit right here
>>55275246
This is some StarCraft grade shit.
It's something used to fight oil fires:
>http://twistedsifter.com/videos/engineers-retrofit-tank-with-jet-engines-to-fight-oil-fires/
>>55276206
>>55276214
Hivemind?
>>55276229
What do you think burning kebab is, Ameribro?
>>55276247
Just Blizzard stealing GWs ideas as always
>>55275246
Holy fuck.Two fucking jet engines? You'd remove whatever building you were trying to save. People would be just.. gone.
They use these things to fight oil well fires: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GOlq6RRh3sg
Based hungary removing kebab with mega duel jet-engine napalm deluge tank
>>55275246
I sincerely wonder who was the guy who said: "One jet engine isn't enough, it has to be two!" Just being close to a jet engine in operation can be a lethal experience.
>>55275246
kebab eltávolítva
>>55276586
>yfw the final upgrade tier is 4 engines and super napalm
Ahmed won't be invited to bring his clock to the Gold House
>>55276586
holy fucking shit, that poor bastard
at least he probably didn't feel much of it
>>55276697
>gold house
pls make that happen
>>55275246
A strongly worded letter of apology and, if shit gets real, the USA on speed-dial.
>>55275246
Nice Wall-E there Hungary
>>55275246
>Secreat
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>>55276747
He lived, his helmet saved him
>>55275246
You aren't very bright, huh?
>>55275246
Still prototyping, but you can see the basic concept.
>>55276871
>removes other irish because muh sectarianism
>britbusters
Okay paddy
>le super secret aurora bomber
>able to drop a $10,000,000 weapon from a $1,000,000,000 plane flying at 30,000 feet onto a muslim goatfucker/goatherder whose life is worth exactly $0.
AMERICA, FUCK YEAH!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFM1BiyctJU
Nice contraption you got there, is the fire rising
>>55277222
Should have been cheaper to run carpet bombing missions with B52s from Diego Garcia and pay MSM to cover it up.
>>55276747
He actually lived
>>55276455
>fighting oil fires with water
This makes mustard gas
>>55275246
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQWszjVr9rs
>>55276905
>>55277649
This guy wasn't so lucky....
>>55275246
Britbong here . . .. we are ready and waiting.
I am fully armed with an arsenal of assault spoons and pointy sticks.
Come and get me!
>>55277729
Underrated keks
>>55278000
God damn I want spaghetti now
>>55275246
We have our war monkeys
>>55277914
Fighting oil fires with water is OK if you have enough water and don't really care about doing damage
>>55275246
>ITT: post your country's secreat weapon against the incoming hordes of sandniggers
>your country's secreat weapon
So should I post a picture of me? :^)
And our jaguars
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DvR6-SQzqO8
I'd like to see them try.
>>55277222
so tr3b comfirmed?
>>55275867
>>55276868
>Wall-E
Johny 5 master race.
>>55275246
I know exactly why I have this boner.
>>55276586
The video starts on the flight deck of the USS Theodore Roosevelt and according to the camera time it’s 03:41:11 Feb 20, 1991. A A-6E pilot is getting ready for take off as a trainee checks the position of the carrier launching mechanism. All this time the pilot has the engines at full throttle and as the trainee moves away the trainer, a greenshirt (Navy personal wear color coated uniforms), John Bridget, comes to make sure everything is OK. Navy personal Daniel P Streckfuss tells the story from there:
>I was attached to VFA-15 on board the USS Theodore Roosevelt during that deployment in 1991. This occurred [during Desert Storm (Desert Storm ended February 28, 1991)]. He did survive and I’m surprised the editors of that video didn’t include him climbing out. What allowed him to survive was the design of the A-6 engine (the J-52). It has a long protruding ‘bullet’ or cone that extends in front of the first stage fans. When he was sucked in, his arm extended above his head which caused his body to wedge between the bullet and inside wall of the intake. Lucky for him, his cranial and float coat were sucked in first causing the FOD’d engine which prompted the pilot to cut the throttle (commanded by the Shooter who moves into the frame kneeling and moving his wand up and down). It took almost 3 minutes for him to push his way out of the intake after being sucked in. Needless to say, I don’t think he was seen on the flight deck for the rest of the cruise."
>>55277222
There is a good quote from War by Sebastian Junger( was made in to the movie Restrepo). He watched a solder fire a one use rocket, "a wepon that cost $80,000, being fired by a man that won't make that in a year, at a man that won't make it in a life time."
>>55278991
>someone thought that was a good idea
still better than pic related
>>55275246
I see your amazing 2 jet engines and raise you 2500 jet planes worth of shredding power.
The closest thing to the devourer of worlds
Round'm up on a conveyer and grab a pint.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B8yx3evNF38
>>55278000
Did he died?
>>55275246
That thing is literally more dangerous than any Flame-tank in Warhammer 40k.
>>55275246
Fuck napalm, load it with pigs blood.
>>55275246
That looks like its straight out of command and conquer.
>>55279780
fuck nukes
this
>>55279784
the pacific isnt protecting you from china, the atlantic wont protect you from afrcia
>>55275246
okay, what the fuck. I actually work as an engineer on jet engines and all i can say about this is: what the fuck. I mean yeah you can pump water into those things and blast steam, but seriaously, i dont even understand. You do not need that much thrust. very cool though
>>55276091
now that's how you stop the boats
>>55275246
>>55275948
The Russians tested a similar design (jet engine mounted on tank) to clear mines in Afghanistan.
The idea was simple: blow the mines away.
No idea how well it worked. I suspect fairly well.
>>55279279
Goddamn I'm getting on Netflix tonight and watching that again.
>>55276586
he lived, in the airforce we call him FOD man
>>55278752
Muhammad's mother was a snow blower
>>55279592
No he's OK, now living in Iowa and plans on caucusing for Trump.
>>55278707
the fuck was that?
>>55280881
Winter.
>>55280874
that looks like some sci-fi shit
>>55280943
i mean but, that video, what was the purpose, what were they singing about. Why did it spund cheerful even though there was just shit winter weather shot on a shit video recorder.
>>55280404
It's literally surplus equipment duct taped together. It's not some deliberate act of engineering. The jet engines are absolutely overpowered, but that's what they happened to have along with a tank chassis.
>>55275246
>made 24h/24 the past 6 months to sell these
>>55280404
It is meant for serious fires, like oil wells:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nM3IDkIzp2w
>>55281768
>that sound
>>55275246
An ocean I guess also Australia
>>55275246
Looks like a prototype for the Shagohod. Godspeed Hungary.
http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/metalgear/images/1/13/The_Shagohod1.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20080528213055
The Active Denial System
Manufactured by: Raytheon (RTN)
Release date: 2008
>Dubbed America's Ray Gun, by 60 Minutes, the Active Denial System is really more a combination radar array and microwave.
>The ADS shoots a stream of electromagnetic waves, shorter than microwaves, which are instantly absorbed by the top layer of skin.
>The pain is so intense, the reaction to run from the beams so overpowering, the military calls it the "Goodbye Weapon."
>The ADS has been used domestically, both on test subjects and prison inmates. It was deployed to Afghanistan in 2010, only to be recalled, inexplicably, months later.
>The military claims there are no lingering effects from exposure.
Remove kebab.
>>55285467
>It was deployed to Afghanistan in 2010, only to be recalled, inexplicably, months later.
I bet somebody got a little trigger happy with it, and sizzled a kebab like bacon. They probably considered themselves lucky that they were able to cover up that incident, and recalled it to prevent testing their luck.
>>55285582
I had the exact same thought. I bet they fried the fuck out of people and were like 'oh fuck. i'm pretty sure this is illegal via the Geneva convention''
>>55278000
He didn't fly so good.
>>55275246
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HbJIazUR3sw
>>55285467
>electromagnetic waves, shorter than microwaves, which are instantly absorbed by the top layer of skin.
>The military claims there are no lingering effects from exposure.
Sounds like the cancermaker 2000.
>>55287513
if the EM waves are shorter than microwaves they are infrared
>>55285467
they shoulda used that at the ferguson riots
Most men have military training, our women are bretty cool too.
>>55289916
And if that's not enough we'll jsut send spurdo on them
>>55275246
>using a firetruck to light things on fire
BRILLIANT!
>>55275246
Now that we have mastered growing the patato or government has invested in a shitload of these.
https://youtu.be/kMB3gG-5tkU
>>55287917
Would have been glorious
I dont know whats worse, your sandnigger shit or my african niggermonkey shit.. heres a song I wrote about african niggermonkeys:
https://soundcloud.com/assclowns-united/jungle-life
>>55278000
GE making some durable fucking engines
>>55275246
this
this is our weapon
>>55275948
Didn't they use something similar to fight the oil fires in Kuwait after the 1st Gulf War?
nice try op but i know shagohad when i see it
>>55278752
Or how about the Chappie robots? A whole army of them outfitted with kebab-detection software for efficient removal.
>>55292678
Forgot pic
>>55292703
Chappie eats poop
>>55276301
Nice.,
AoS rules!
We will train them to crave muslim blood
>>55275246
>"Big Wind" firetruck-tank
It is actually real...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5EYRPJgZdp4
>>55275246
We've got one of these between us and them.
>>55294068
so they made a mechanical blastoise...thats cool i guess.
>>55295528
>filesize
>>55293566
Good one dude
>>55296255
Why do you always complain about everything faggot
![522900-pigs-hanging-on-butcher-assembly-line[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/XyjNtSs.jpg "522900-pigs-hanging-on-butcher-assembly-line[1]")
>>55275246
>>55296532
I do?
>>55275948
http://www.caranddriver.com/features/stilling-the-fires-of-war-big-wind-page-2
Oil fires
>>55275246
huge jumping rubber bombs. bouncing and stomping kebab.
same vs chienese millions.
>>55275246
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azEvfD4C6ow
>>55277967
Dear god, doom sound effects get my cock rock hard.
What the fuck?
I swear the sound effects in the original doom cannot be matched.
>sound of an imp getting gibbed into a pile of red goo
>sound of the super shotgun reloading
Fuck.
>>55275246
Disgusting race baiting scumbag!
>>55275246
2017 Election
>>55275246
We have the power of HIV/Aids.
>>55300962
>>55288319
Hive mind boet. Didn't see your post.
>>55275246
German c u c k s how you feel about this??
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=881_1446996197
Sandniggers are already kissing and raping your women , they are all over that young german pussy unlike you gigantic c u c k s!
>>55275246
metal gear rex
>>55279365
Hooooly crap the Davy Crockett, a nuclear recoilless rifle system named after a guy who could have gotten away but decided to die at the Alamo with a bunch of shit-stinking, fly-covered proto-Texans. Clue, anyone?
>>55291694
Iirc they tried to use explosives to quickly burn out the oxygen around the fire.
I might be wrong though.
>>55301614
They actually used that exact thing on a few of them.
They were mostly put out with sea water. Explosives used on a few otherwise impossible ones.
>>55277222
You know, when you play a Total War game, you beat up on all the shitty little neighboring nations to get shit ready for taking on the bigger ones?
That's sort of what's going on right now.
>>55275246
No other Weapon needed.
>>55290787
Your secret weapon is...a cameltoe?
>>55275246
I say this is a good choice for kebab removal...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4RKXuQ8lOe8
Why haven't any of germans post Bagger 288
We like to keep things simple here in Portugal.
Our gastronomical culture is basically a huge fuck you to jews and muslims, they won't even want to come here.
Aww it looks like Wall-E.
>>55303389
seriously i want to see 50 roided up polish football hooligans vs 200 refugees in a street fight.
so many brown corpses.
godspeed with you poland, sorry for all that anschluss.
>>55287513
Microwaves are not ionizing and as such do not cause cancer.
They can, however, cook you.
Our secret weapon? Angry nationalist militias that constantly train in martial arts and small arms tactics.
The Magyar Nemzeti Arcvonal is one of them.
You wouldn't believe the glorious butthurt their existence causes to our small, but loud group of liberals.
>>55303836
Why the US flag? Are they jews?
Now a bunch of angry people do not make an army... ...but it's a good start.
>>55303930
Not the US flag, those are Árpád-stripes. One of the oldest national symbols Hungary has.
>>55275246
>country's secreat weapon
Not secret but it's the best weapon we have.
She will simply put sandniggers in boats/planes and expel them the french way: without fear and beyond reproach.
>Pierre Terrail, seigneur de Bayard (1473 – 30 April 1524) was a French soldier, generally known as the Chevalier de Bayard. Throughout the centuries since his death, he has been known as "the knight without fear and beyond reproach" (le chevalier sans peur et sans reproche). He himself however, preferred the name given him by his contemporaries for his gaiety and kindness, "le bon chevalier", or "the good knight".
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pierre_Terrail,_seigneur_de_Bayard
>>55278665
so based, would pet.
>>55304011
Will she also raise the Oriflamme before the battle to signify that there will be no quarter and no mercy?
>>55275246
I love you so much, Hungary, you absolute madmen :)
>>55304978
The feeling is mutual.
>>55275246
Super secret weapon that is currently under consideration, seeing how explosives are hard to make in Cyprus they decided to make bombs out of national foods. An example being the "10K Gyros nuke". Now Cyprus is thinking what to use to actually drop the thing.
Testing is under consideration- most likely will be used on refugees/Turks
>>55303590
Same here
>>55275246
Step aside.
The Japanese army is ready to fuck your shit up. You better surrender right now.
>>55305146
Just put some good pork in them.
Taipan, Irukandji, Blue ring octopus, funnel web spider.
Pretty much all venomous friends of the desert, forest and sea.
>>55306051
No common border ;(
>>55306312
Da catipilar of DEATHZ
>>55278000
It would be extremely painful
>>55275246
>Two Metal Storm Mk5's mounted on a 2K22 Tunguska-M
>We will never make this
Feels bad man.
>>55306972
What game/mod?
>>55307177
Command and Conquer 3 with CNC Fallout mod installed.
http://www.moddb.com/mods/cnc-fallout
>>55275246
> Unemployment
> A lot of time to get papers
> Racism in rural areas
>>55278752
Agree.
They won't take over America though. They'll just take over Europe and try to get us to subsidize them.
>>55278521
just use AFFF foam silly, way more effective
>>55279365
>still better than pic related
No its not. The Davey Crockett is the best weapon ever. You just need to fire the long-range version and wear a radiation suit. Trust me, getting a little bit of radiation at the Fulda Gap is better than getting raped, tortured, and executed by Ivan.
>>55280016
>the pacific isnt protecting you from china
China only cares about controlling Asia. Chinese culture literally can't take shit over. Russia, on the other hand, has a long history of invading absolutely everything.
>>55306051
> Q: When was the first Russian election held?
> A: The time that God set Eve in front of Adam and said, "Go ahead, choose your wife."
>>55308530
>not wanting to be raped by Ivan
are you gay or something?
>>55279418
this is fascinating
>>55275246
HIV and Aids with a sprinkle of corruption.
>>55279418
>In the woorld!
>>55308557
>Russia, on the other hand, has a long history of invading absolutely everything.
At least they dont liberate...
>>55275246
Hungry's weapon is a Russian invention.
Top kek. You chinks wont stop stealing
>>55310136
>says the country with the stolen flag
>>55287513
no, but if you overdo it the liquid in the target's body will rapidly approach boiling point and they will be in incredible pain and then likely die from multiple organ failure.
>>55275246
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5EYRPJgZdp4
hey hunbro... thanks for letting me know that we are superior again.
>>55310136
Did you post this with your magic crystal ball, Gypsy?
>>55275246
Is that a t34 they built it off of?
>>55276586
His helmet saved his life.
Always wear protection, kids.
>>55275246
Damn, it's a shame murrica didn't think of this
>>55306212
But it's not very efficient judging by our situation, neighbor.
>>55313524
Verily, a T-34/85 indeed. Which makes it very Eastern European. And manly.
>>55275246
>napalm
Nigga, WATER being fired out of that thing would blast them into next Tuesday.
>>55285582
>my sides
At any rate, our main asset is the TEK, or Taskforce Exercising Kebabremoval.
>>55278028
im already in your country fucking your women !
>>55313879
>>55275246
How high do you even have to be to make this thing senpai? I mean it's fucking cool, but just how high do you have to be.
>>55281116
He's singing swear words.
Translation would be something like: Fuck, fucking shit, fuck, shit, fuck this...
well since no one else from the uk is going to say it, i guess we have these
>>55277044
BAN ASSAULT PANS
>>55314214
>you will never be this Slavic
>you will never be so drunk that you accidentally summon Chernobog
>>55314502
they are not actually slavs they are chavs our UK equivalent but yeah these are the people who will have migrants moved next door to them
>>55314670
They will either be at war or the thesis and the antithesis will create a synthesis: a fusion of Chav and Migrant.
I believe you've got some genociding to do, so get to work.
>>55306312
Looks like a BV-206. No suspensions and fibreglass seats. Yay.
