I want to tell Celestia I don't give a damn about her almost deity position in Equestria.
I want to tell her I don't give a fuck about her political importance and responsibilities.
I want to treat just like any other pony.
I want to play pranks on her.
I want to go on adventures with her.
I want to put her in awkward situations.
I want to tell her I'd like to rut her into oblivion.
I want to throw surprise parties for her.
I want to ride on her through ponyville.
I want to forge plans with her on how to mess with the other ponies especially Twilight.
I want to bait her with cake.
I want to boop her.
I want to make her embarrassed.
I want to make her feel like just like any other little pony.
Anyone else also want to do this also?
>>27841001
I want to tell her to lose some fucking weight. All that shit she eats has made her a right porker.
>>27841021
>implying that isn't one of her strong suits
>>27841021
>wanting another princess with a microscopic ass like Luna and Cadence
pump
The life of a sunfag is a hard one but I wouldn't have it any other way.
>>27842350
Here, have a sunbutt to ease your pain sunbro.
>tfw Celestia has so much potential as a character
>tfw Celestia has so much potential for interacting with other characters
>tfw Celestia has so much potential for giving us insight into the lore of the world
>>27842530
She has the most potential as a loving wife and doting mother
>>27842651
No, she has the most potential as someone who just wants to have fun and be a little pony again.
And I want to help her with that.
>>27842350
Amen brother
Amen
>tfw you'll never make her blush when telling her that you love her ;_;
>>27842961
>tfw you'll never make her blush when telling her that you love her
Why must you hurt me so?
>>27843318
The pain keeps us going Anon.
It reminds us that we are alive, and that our love for sunbutt is strong and true.and maybe, just maybe, we will one day be rewarded for our undying love. Another place, another time, another life...
>>27843318
only one way to ease the pain...
lmao bump
>>27841001
I want to cum inside Celestia
Why is she so perfect?
>>27841054
THICK
bump again xd
I want to
and call her mom
lewd
>>27844122
I don't want to cum inside Celestia. I want to cum on her feet.
>>27849741
I admire your dedication, footfag.
>>27849741
>no hooves
>>27850558
If only I could be... so grossly incandescent.
>>27850574
The Sun is a wondrous body. Like a magnificent mother!
>>27850574
Also, here is a guide on how to join me in grossly incandescence.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=khUormsF4O4
>>27849012
*Slapsthe cup out of her magical grip*
>You call yourself a mom?! I've been to three different mommy and me classes in five different languages. Mommy yoga, pregnant karate, and mother seminars. I have seen you there once. You're a failure as a mare and an embarrassment to your clique. You students a whore and your sister's a backward hick. Come back when you're earned the rank mom!
>>27850681
>>27850618
Invading as a Sunbro in DS3 is where it's at.
Jolly co-operations to rid the world of sunless heathens is the best.
>>27850712
>tfw don't have a next gen console
>tfw stuck playing DeS and DS
>>27850735
Solaire NOOOO!!!!
>tfw don't have a next gen console
It runs like absolute shit on consoles anyways. PC or bust.
>>27848999
Sauce, comrade?
praise the butt
>>27850843
https://e621.net/post/show/657804/2015-anus-blush-butt-clitoral_winking-clitoris-cro
>>27850760
I don't have a good PC yet.
I've had wet dreams about her.
>>27852379
That's completely normal.
>>27852538
Well, some nights when I dream of her, we just cuddle.
>>27841001
I want her to fart on my face
>>27852605
Spoiler, they smell like my cum right now.
>>27852680
>>27852601
>we just cuddle
That's fucked up at least spoiler that shit dude.
>>27851229
The Only correct and Departmento Munitorum approved conclusion. Carry on Guardsman.
>>27852739
We hold each other close, our eyes gazing at one another. Her wings, so light. Her fur, so soft. Her embrace, so comforting.
>>27852904
>>27852739
You sick fuck. I bet you wake up earlier than her, prepare her vestments and shit then go back to bed and cuddle with her until it's time to raise the sun.
>>27852985
How'd you know? I sometimes prepare her a warm drink as well, if she had a late night.
>>27852379
>>27852538
>>27852601
>tfw on ride since near the beginning
>tfw not a single pony dream
>>27853125
I've had up to three wet dreams in a single night that I could remember.
>>27852904
And here I am, in my lonely cold bed.
Why is it all so unfair lads?
>>27853310
What a faggot.
>>27853375
Well, that's not very polite now is it?
>>27853310
i don't know f@m
But don't worry, we'll all be in equestria one day...
>>27845965
THICK
t h i c c
Saved by the bump
>>27852538
warm
>>27856228
I wouldn't mind this.
>>27856228
I mean, I would prefer to pound her pretty princess pussy, but I would settle for some marecock.
I mean, at least it means that she would be real.
>>27852601
Pervert. I bet youenjoy long walks in the park and holding hands,too. YOU SICKEN ME.
She'd then proceed to have you executed.
>>27857924
How'd you know?! Though, she doesn't have hands, so I'd probably justwalk next to her, probably petting her as we go alone, or I'd ride on her back.Oh god, I can never show my face in this community again.
>>27849741
Heretic
Saved by the butt
>>27841001
I want to put my finger into celestia's anus and wiggle it around until my finger smells like feces and partially digested hay.
I also want celestia to pee into my ear.
>>27860515
>I want to put my finger into celestia's anus
That's some dangerous stuff.
>>27849753
tfw sunbutt will never sit on your face
>>27860853
Doesn't look dangerous to me.
https://derpibooru.org/1043340?scope=scpe16adcb6dc094578190aa434adb54db71eafa2679
>>27841001
Come fellow ponyfag !!! join the church of the rising sun !!!!! Praise the majestic sunbutt celestia
>>27861491
>>27861322
W-where did you get that helmet Celestia?
>>27855023
>TFW only less than a 80 or 90 year to live with your waifu and will have her heart broken by your death for an eternity.
>>27861578
>Not dedicating your life in equestria to study life and youth extending magic
U srs nigga?
>>27861524
She forgot to bring 30 humanity to the spider waifu. RIP Solaire.
>>27862426
I suppose the duckface is the best way to react to the flehmen response. Or vice versa.
>>27861595Solaire became undead to live forever with his waifu, not to light the first flame.
>>27841054
>>27841612
>>27842408
>>27845965
>>27849753
>>27861491
>tfw no matter how many artists depict her with an ass that just don't quit, when you finally decide to drink that magic bleach, sunflank will be disappointingly slim,just like the show intended
>>27858528
>You will never ride Celestia
>You will never feel her strong body between your legs
>You will never be gently rocked by her smooth, majestic gait
>You will never idly chat with her as she carries you through the scenic royal gardens
>You will never be startled as she suddenly speeds up in an attempt to give you a little scare
>You will never quickly lean forward and cling to her neck to keep your perch
>You will never find your sense of touch overwhelmed by her luxurious mane and soft, warm neck
>You will never keep yourself pressed up against her warmth long after she drops her heightened pace , too enamored by comfort to care
>You will never fall asleep in this position, gently rocked atop the back of the radiant princess of the sun, your face buried in her ethereal mane.
>>27850574
>>27850591
>>27850618
>>27850695
>>27850712
>>27850735
>>27851144
>>27852055
>>27852701
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ZxrWMilec4
>>27863368
>Implying she won't just see you as a mutated minotaur
>Implying she is into interspecies
>Implying she doesn't have dozens of suitors, each better than you by a far stretch, coming to her every day
>Imply she won't just turn down your advances and lock you in the slammer for harassing a nation's leader
Pony world is racist and very, very real.
>>27863368
>image related
>>27863432
>tfw she will never cause me to "rise" every morning
>>27863479
>Namefagging this hard without providing actual content
>>27863432
\[+]/
banana boat bump
>>27841001
1 Million years dungeon
>>27867853
no u
>tfw will never marry her
>>27870282
This is the single most autistic image I have ever seen.
It's perfect
>>27870282
kek
>>27876935
Don't laugh at my pain!
>>27877049
I was laughing at the image, oh envoy of Astora.
I know your pain all too well.
>>27877080
Might we find our sun, one of these days.
>>27853125
We forget 90% of our dreams. Chances are, you've had many pony dreams but just can't remember them.
>>27877726
That's why you write them down after you wake up you fucking casual.
>>27878630
I did this when I was young, and now I don't really have to write them down to remember them well.
>>27872923
>"VERILY, YOUR HIGHNESS."
>>27863467
I'd like to think that there's some natural magic on equestria that's not on earth that lets humans live forever
And alicorns have absorbed enough of this they become immortal
I would just like to live Imortally with my sun waifu
>tfw you will never land randomly in equestria
>tfw you will never get found by the 6
>tfw you will never become friend with them in your short few days there
>tfw you will never get asked to go see royalty because they have no idea what you are
>tfw you will never make a good first impression
>tfw you will never get asked to join the royal guard because you're twice the size off all the other guards
>tfw you will never get promoted to personal royal guard being near the princess 24/7
>tfw you will never actually make a friendship talking to them during your shift
>tfw they will never develop feels for you
>tfw the reason celestia falls for you is because it's taboo will never happen
>tfw you will never get caught staring at her ass
>tfw she will never call you into her private quarters to discuss your actions
>tfw you will never fear for your life going in there
>tfw it will never turn out she had feelings for you but never confessed them until now
>tfw you will never make hot passionate love on a royal bed
>tfw you won't be fucking a princess every night
>tfw celestia will never be impressed or fucked unable to walk by muh human stamina
>tfw you will never find out in equestria you are actually immortal
>tfw you will never marry celestia
>tfw you will never make weird hot steamy love every night
>tfw Luna will never join in
>tfw this will most likely never every play out but in lucid dreams
>tfw there will never be green for this
>mfw
>>27878630
>you will never bring a cup of hot tea to sweater Celestia in bed
Bumping for more Sunbutt.
Fuck the haters.
Praise the Sun.
>>27882632
>>27882632
Post some Sunbutt.
What does her fluff smell like?
>>27884724
A summer rain.
>>27841001
You are my sunshine.
>>27887073
my only sunshine
>>27887136
You make me happy when skies are gray
>>27841001
>I want to make her feel like just like any other little pony.
That's great anon but that is a lot of pony raping to do. Are you sure you are up to the challenge?
>>27888240
THE PRINCESS HAS BEEN PROTECTED BY MAGIC
ARE YOU A BAD ENOUGH DUDE TO RAPE THE PRINCESS!?
>>27888132
you'll never know dear how much i love you.
>>27888778
Please don't take my sunshine away
>>27881105
whats the most painful way to end it?
>>27881105
there must be a god, this amount of suffering cannot arise by chance
Yes, but with hotwings.
>>27889357
Dat resolution
Remember the times
>>27890294
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VR-S8IcgE1g
>>27892414
I dare. I dare to boop.
>>27892414
I remember finding a game about booping ponies on e621
>>27892602
Booping what i am sure it's not their nose
>>27841001
you have watched to many novelas, amigo.
>>27892695
Too many or not enough, friendo?
>>27892567
this
sun bump
>>27892567
What would her favorite food be?
I want to wrap her tail, put a saddle and bridle on her and ride her around town with spurs and a riding crop. The tail wrap is so everyone can see her wet and winking from being publicly dominated and humiliated - so she can't clamp her tail down and try to keep how much she enjoys being ridden a secret from every other pony who sees.
>>27896078
From what we see her eating on the show, I'd say she's got quite the sweet tooth.
Let's assume she's approximately the size of the typical young adult thoroughbred or Arabian mare, say, fifteen or sixteen hands high at the withers. She'd probably weigh around eight hundred pounds--with an appetite and metabolism to match. If she were a racehorse in training for racing, the various horse vet web pages suggest that she'd need between two and three percent of her body weight every day in hay, plus another 1% of fresh forage for vitamins and fiber. That's between sixteen and twenty-four pounds of hay, plus eight pounds of fresh green grass.
Now, nutritionally speaking, something like vanilla-flavored cake is going to be denser in nutrition and calories. She's probably not going to need thirty pounds of cake a day... but, you know, you probably shouldn't challenge her to an eating contest.
Let's see. One supermarket deli 18x24 inch single-layer frosted sheet cake is typically cut into 108 (human size) servings. That's about ten pounds of cake and frosting--according to Costco's web page, anyway. For a single-layer cake. With two layers and frosting of filling in between it can go past 20 pounds.
The single layer cake is 216 servings of cake if she eats two iced and filled double-stack ones that could be 40 pounds.
If you invite her to a wedding you'd better order the extra-large wedding cake. Or two of them.
>>27896402
unf
>>27896402
That's pretty hot.
>>27896453
I really want to prepare food for her.
I want to overthrow her and seize her means of production if you know what I mean.
How much mare cum do you think she would release upon orgasm?
I want to drink Celestia's piss and be her own personal royal toilet.
>>27897456
All of it. ALL OF THE MARE FLUIDS.
>>27897519
I want a legitimate answer, I must know how much thick, slightly yellow, fluids will rush out of her vagina upon climax.
>>27897512I'd drink her piss if she wanted me to.
>>27897519
I wonder what Mare cum tastes like...
>>27887073
>>27887136
>>27888132
>>27888778
>>27888970
Goddammit why must you do this to me.
>>27897786
doinghurtfulthingstoyourwaifucelestia.jpg
>>27896201
I want to ride Celestia gently.
>>27870282
That pic is the funniest thing I've seen in a long while.
Fucking kek
>>27897622
Urine and hay.
