Well, what do you tell her?

b/c im a gigantic useless sack of flesh. cover me in garbage

>>27840528
You rejected me remember?

Because I'm not real

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>>27840577
>Then Apple Bloom woke up

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>>27840582

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>>27840528
Because I'm just not special enough to any pony.

>>27840528
I don't think I can handle the responsibilities in a relationship.

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>>27840528
Because she didn't love me back

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>>27840528
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xldmXca0kvg

>Inb4 I'm not real

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Am I real?

>>27841836
>>27840577
>inb4
>6 hrs late
Good job

>>27840528
"That feel when only 5'11" manlet loser race...."
>"Whut are you talkin about Anon, AppleJacks like, three foot tall!"
"That feel when only one point nine seven two two recurring times taller than female ponies, instead of glorious two times master race."

>>27840528
"Special someponies are for special people, 'bloom."
>"But yer special, Applejack says so all the time. Heh like when ya got yer head stuck in that bucket, remember?"
"Yeah, haha..."