How we can even compete?
He is the perfect being
>>27838042
>names band flash drives
>perfect being
Not only does he have a lame band name, but it's egotistically named after him, and not even in a respectable way, like "Flash Sentry and His Band"
>>27838042
>he is kind and always the perfect gentleman
>>27838050
>egotistically named after him
Like the Rainbooms?
>>27838473
And Rainbow is just as shit as Flash if not worse
This only confirms Anon's point
>>27838042
I thought Kars was the perfect being
>>27838537
>Perfect being
>Joseph not only kicked his ass once, but literally beat him literally every single time pucci reset the universe
>>27838545
DIO is the one true Perfect Being
>>27838042
>Flash is an amazing guy because he is amazing amazing amazing, did i told you how amazing he is?
God this is so infuriating, they refuse to give him any depth because that would make him less appealing to someone, instead making him mr perfect so he can please everybody
>>27838042
We must create our own OC that we will meme into the show. Someone smarter than Anon, and stronger than Chad Thundercock
>>27838976
I thought that was the Ace Thruster character I've seen posted every once in awhile
>>27838545
>Joseph kills Kars eternally
He doesn't do that alonesomeone must give him a hand everytime
>>27838050
>Flash Drives
could it be that his band named it themselves as a joke because flash has a nice car and probably drives them everywhere?
>>27838050
Flash Drive and the USB Ports
>>27839501
No, it's because he doesn't exist anywhere outside of the USB you used to store the soda cam file on.
>>27839540
>>27839545
>>27838473
>>27838050
>>27838042
I have a better name
Flash Drive and the USB's (Un-Sexy Boys)
>>27838042
>perfect gentleman
>Chivalry
>>27838042
His bio sounds like how a beta would present himself on the first day of school.
>>27838042
>Mane 6
I thought it was Mane 7 now.
>>27838042
He's NOT perfect, he's still a DORK! And he's still looks like Biff Tannen from Back to the Future.
>>27839822
The Mane 7 with Sunset Shimmer, not Starlight Glimmer, anon.
>>27838042
Dat 3D model
>>27838042
how about the fact that he's not real and giving a shit about him is pointless?
>>27840792
>perfect gentleman
>chivalry
>friend to the mane 7
>flash sentry gonna steal our waifu
Flash Sentry always baffles me. Coolest kid and always the perfect gentleman. He's designed to be the perfect image of a stereotypical teenage love interest - but why does he look so ridiculously arrogant and condescending every single time he's on screen? He doesn't talk like it, he just LOOKS like it. Is that what high school girls want? Look at that bobblehead he looks like fucking leisure suit larry.
>>27838042
A gun.
That's how to compete.
>>27838042
You dont, by having a (horse) waifu who isn't named Twilight.
Its that easy.
>>27838042
>I'm perfect, I'm so perfect, hey did you notice how perfect I am?
Fucking hell now I'm convinced that show staff totally fucking gave up at the idea of progressing his character, they didn't even tried, they gone full on fucking stamps now.
And Flashfags still will defend this, kek.
He's better than y'all because I'm sure none of you would have had joined Twilight on her "horse dance" routine. But he did.
>>27841080
I would.
>>27838042
All that's missing is his fucking fedora apparently
>>27841113
All women want a fedora lord.
But only if he's attractive, otherwise it's creepy.
>>27841075
>Flashfags
They exist?
>>27841121
Judging by derpibooru they do, and there are a good amount of them in the fandom.
>>27841121
Not fans of flash, flashapologists seems more accurate
>>27838042
The first few times I saw this I thought the mini was an Xbox Live avatar.
>>27838050
Maybe the band was his idea or he suggested the namr and they all like it. (Like iCarly.)
>>27841119
I don't know...an attractive teen wearing a fedora would still look very stupid.
They really only work with older men.
