Nightly Scilight Thread #106
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"Ameizing" Edition.
Previous thread: >>27478198
Archive of /nst/ greentext stories:
http://pastebin.com/u4qftzj5 (embed)
Tips for potential writefags:
http://pastebin.com/V1ujiyJt
http://pastebin.com/whCQ2GpX
http://pastebin.com/bnMmZ2T3
All Human Twilight Sparkle content, such as greentext stories, art and discussion go here.
The original (and recommended but not required) prompt:
>"Uhhh, mmm... Anon? W-what are you doing after school?"
Writefagging, drawfagging, discussion, and other SciTwi-related content are highly encouraged during "down time" (or when the thread begins to slow down due to lack of content). New green, drawings, etc. are highly encouraged during these times
Notice:
Post any /nst/ pastebins that have not been added to the archive.
>>27548007
First for twitwiI need it
>>27548007
Second for She ate my cake.
Who is Twilight's best friend?
>>27548293
Depends on who you ask, nonnie. Personally, I'd say___Spike
>>27548293
Trumplight, she wants what's best for every Twilight.
>it's up to Anon to help her with her new magic collecting device(s)
>>27548293
My dick
Don't doubt it
>>27548293
Sunset
>>27548558
Spike is her pet
>>27548897
Flat chested is the only option.
>>27548007
>no glasses
You had one job.
>>27549298
I was a little mad too but I liked the idea
>>27549298
Still has the twiddly bangs on the sides!
Seeing twilight as mei make me not like her even more than i usually do. I despise mei because of how retarded she is.
>>27550137
you say that like you already hate twilight
and if you do why are you here
>>27550219
He's here for the (you). I want to spank Twilight and watch her buttcheeks jiggle, as she gasps in shock,
>>27492802
>Tick, tock, tick, tock, tick, tock, tick, tock.
>One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
>Time is the slowest river of all, and your boat casually floated along.
>The hours drained away from the clock as the day went on.
>By nine o’clock, the rest of the mobsters had awoken.
>By ten, they had finished their morning rituals, whatever they were, and meandered around the downstairs.
>By eleven, you were all playing more games with each other.
>You tried to include a larger variety that day than the previous one.
>Your original plan was to start with very simple exercises to help people get to know each other.
>Following that, you would work on building actual relationships.
>Lastly, you would forge actual trust building.
>That last part would get a bit more...involved.
>Nothing to worry about. You had everything planned out.
>Just a few guns, a bomb, and a yeti scare. Simple mind games.
>You know, to bring everyone together.
>Now, you could go through and explain what happened on that day, but honestly you’ve been on the cabin trip long enough and you doubt you have much time now.
>Your door should be down within the hour, so let’s move on, shall we?
>Just to glaze over the details, Dr. RedHeart never opened up. In fact, after that little bomb trick, she became quite enraged with you and pulled out a gun.
>Lucky for you, two guardian angels came to save the day.
>Anonymous leapt in front of you and hugged you, using his body as a shield for bullets that never came.
>Rainbow Dash assailed the corrupt doctor and gave her a such a beating that it required hospitalization.
>Rose Luck had to leave early to get Dr. RedHeart to the hospital. Silver Blossom had gone with them, worried that in her absence, someone had broken into one of her jewelry stores.
>As for everyone else, things went fine.
>You really felt like the mobsters trusted each other. You knew they could work together now as one unit rather than several entities tolerating each other.
>>27550350
>On your way back home, Rainbow Dash was extra excited.
>She was so worked up in fact that when she needed to take a rest, you assumed it was she had tired herself out with her “road trip fun” nonsense.
>As you would later find out, it was because she had only gotten a few hours of sleep during that whole trip.
>She stayed up through the bulk of the night making sure nobody made a surprise visit to your room.
>As thanks, you got her front row tickets to every Wonderbolt event for the next year.
>An offer she couldn’t refuse.
>In the time you were gone, nothing much happened in Canterlot.
>Silver Blossom contacted you, saying that in fact she had been robbed.
>You set the police on the case by waving some green in the right direction.
>One week later, the stolen jewels were found on the black market and returned to their owner.
>She was so thankful that she invited you over for dinner.
>You ultimately had to refuse, as you had much work to catch up on.
>Yes, you were that far behind.
>It’s a lot of work being a crime lord.
>She was sad to hear, but understanding.
>She was insistent on making it up to you though.
>You were taken aback at how much each gem meant to her.
>Even with a whole empire, the loss of three individual necklaces was debilitating.
>You set up lunch for the next week.
>Dorceas. Her treat.
>>27550356
>You had finally caught up on work and finished lunch with Silver Blossom.
>As another bit of good news, Dr. RedHeart was finally released from the ICU. She would be up on her feet in one or two months.
>You might have been worried, but from what you knew of her character, she wouldn’t have the balls to make another move for you after what Rainbow Dash put her through.
>Actually, let’s get to your first meeting.
>It was two months after the cabin trip that Dr. RedHeart reached out to you.
>She wasn’t out of the hospital yet, so you paid her a visit.
>The nurses were kind enough to direct you to her room.
>A good sign, you thought, since those women were likely good friends of hers and wouldn’t have let you through for anything if given the order. That meant Dr. RedHeart had no ill will toward you.
>Or rather, not much.
>You entered her room.
>She was covered with two blankets. The normal thin cloth one provided to all patients, and a much comfier looking yellow wool one.
>Her face was covered in bandages. You could tell because each one was outlined by large black and yellow spots that mottled her porcelain flesh.
>She turned her gaze from the television in the upper corner of the room to you.
>Then they widened so fast and so much that they nearly popped out of her head.
>”No! No, get her out of here! Get her out! Out!”
>You raised an eyebrow and stepped into the room.
>”Out! Get out! Nurse! Guards! Somebody get her out!”
>The room was filled before you knew it.
>Two large men grabbed your arms, only to be beaten off by your shadow.
>”Not the purple one! The blue one! Get her out!” screamed Dr. RedHeart.
>It all made sense to you.
>You held your hand up to Rainbow Dash, ending her beating of the guards.
“Rainbow Dash, if you would.”
>”But, Twi, what if she pulls something?”
>”Do I look like I could pull anything?!”
“She makes a strong argument.”
>>27550361
>Your companion huffed and dropped the bloodied man.
>”If you need me, just, you know, yell.”
>With that, she left.
>Dr. RedHeart breathed a sigh of relief.
>You were satisfied with her seemingly relaxed self, but before you could open your mouth, that all went away.
>”Jesus, what were you thinking bringing her here?” she snapped. “The one person I’m least likely to want to see and you drag her along for the ride. Aren’t you supposed to be the smart one?”
“Nice to see you, Dr. RedHeart. Gee, pleasure to see you too, Twilight. Thanks for taking time out of your busy day to visit me.”
>”Go choke on a cock.”
“Why must you make things difficult?”
>You took a seat by her bed and pulled up close to it.
>She scowled and turned from you back to the television.
>On it was some soap opera. From what you could make out, Jonathan's evil twin, Ramone, made love to his wife six months ago. When Jonathan discovered the child wasn’t his, he killed his twin, and now the wife is suing him for the loss of her child’s father.
>You remember hearing about something like that once. A fetish.
>You can’t quite remember what it was called, but it was pretty dumb if you remember correctly.
>But then, most fetishes are.
>So, you picked your hand up and rested it on one of her bandages.
>The woman yanked her head away from you.
>She stared at you with eyes like daggers.
>”What the fuck are you even doing here? Haven’t you done enough?”
“You haven’t kicked me out yet. That counts for something.”
>”We can change that. Guards!”
“I’m sorry.”
>”Gua--” she stopped dead in her tracks.
>There was a long moment of silence.
>>27550370
>”What did you say?”
“I said I’m sorry. What happened to you shouldn’t have happened.”
>”You’re sorry?”
“Yes. I’m out there living my life normally while you’re cooped up in here. It isn’t right. I’m sorry for what’s happened to you, and I hope that you can find it in your heart to forgive me.”
>”You’re sorry?”
>Her lips curled up into a smile.
>”You’re sorry. Hey, everyone here that? She’s sorry.”
“Dr. RedHeart?”
>She picked up the remote from the bed and whipped it at the television, shattering the remote into pieces and putting a crack in the glass of the screen.
>”She’s fucking sorry! Wow, gee, thanks, Twilight! Your apology means so fucking much to me! Here, let me put it with all the other ‘sorry’s right under my cast! No, not that cast, the other one! No, the other other one! Thanks for all the fucking sorries!”
“Oh come now. I’m trying to be the bigger person here.”
>”You can only take pride in being the bigger person if you had anything to lose in the first place, you purple fuck. Get the fuck out of my room! I don’t want your sorry and I don’t want you!”
>You couldn’t move.
>You were shocked to say the least.
>Up to that point, saying you’re sorry had always worked.
>Granted, you hadn’t needed to say it since high school, and that was a much different environment.
>When you wouldn’t budge, she grabbed your collar and shoved you out of the chair.
>”Out! You get out!”
>Getting up off the floor, you dusted off your skirt and crossed your arms.
“Dr. RedHeart, let’s be civil about this.”
>”Civil? You want to be civil? You tricked us into thinking we were going to blow up! Then you have your dyke jock put me in the fucking hospital! I was civil enough going out of my way to humor you in that goddamn cabin, but not anymore! Fuck you and fuck civility!”
>>27550370
>You sighed and began to walk out.
>”And don’t come back! I never want to see your four eyed face again, you hear me?”
>She’d come around eventually.
>It would take a while, but she would.
>Nobody can be mad forever.
>You know. You tried.
I know, I know. Sorry for the delay. Things have been a little hectic around here lately and all the time I've had left to write I was tired. Anyone who's seen me write tired knows how bad of an idea that is, so I thought it best to just hold off all together.
For any new readers wondering what the fuck is going on in this story, you should probably catch up on the rest of it here http://pastebin.com/dCjhbyLK
>>27550370
>You remember hearing about something like that once. A fetish.
Oh well, it's almost as if you could read my mind,shitposting is postponed to the next thread.
>>27550400
Dr. RedHeart is fucking mad, she reminds me of a good childhood friend.
I am loving Moblight, fampai, keep it up.
>>27550234
>watch her buttcheeks jiggle
you are a man of exquisite taste
>don't let those shitposters drag you down, brah
>gotta worship Twi, you can get away with anything when you got her on your side
>we're all gonna make it, brah
>>27551619
I want to punch Flash so hard that if this were a 80s action movie he would be sent back to the stone age
>>27551634
At least this Sapphire Savior has something positive to say
>>27551619
Piss off, Brad. If you were real I would so cry for the police to help me while you beat me up so I can sue you.
>>27549284
this
>>27550234
>spanking fetish
Be cautious, fellow anon, for that road is bang in the middle between great taste and shit taste. Mind your step.
>>27551634
>>27551729
Such negativity in this thread. Can't we get along as fellow Lavender Pussy connoisseurs?
Hello everyone!
Posting a bit late, mostly with bad news. I don't have an update yet, which I'm sad about. A combination of comically depressing but true things kept me from finishing this week, which I wish weren't true.
I will try to post for you guys by Sunday! If not, uh... Friday. Yeah, Friday. But I'm shooting for Sunday!
>>27551341
>that fanfic
I was going to write something like it, but I wanted to make sure no one did it yet.Not to sound... I dunno, like an egotistical butt, but I wish I got a chance to do it first, before that guy
>>27552028
>Forgetting trip
Everytime...
Have a bin!
http://pastebin.com/rtxmZtha
>>27549284
>not wanting magic balloons feeding your own little army
>>27548897
Okay that's it, this is officially a thing that Twilight attempts to do in MUPPET. It basically goes like this because I don't want to actually write it.
>Twilight is tired of having a gaudy medallion around her neck at all times.
>Still has breast envy.
>Decides to see if she can kill two birds with one stone, since having the magic contained INSIDE her would make her more reliable.
>It works, but a little too well. Her breasts grow and shrink with friendship and it's impossible to wear anything besides the suit if she wants to keep her top on.
>All her friends make fun of/ have fun with her breasts.
>She decides within a day to reverse it and put the magic back in the element itself.
>She just goes to orgy planet on days she feels extra envious now.
>She's a regular :^
>>27551341
>>27552028
DESU that fanfic isnt that good
And when it started to use terms like pansexual my eyes rolled so hard I couldnt read it anymore
But its art is good
>>27552794
>orgy planet
eh, nah
>>27553219
>Eh, nah
I don't think that's a valid response to what I said. I declared something canonly happens in a story I wrote, and on a planet I invented.
>>27552794
I would like to read this.Mostly the orgy planet part
>>27553292
I now, I'm just not a fan of traveling to monomaniac planets,
and orgies are bad for the brain m'kay
>>27553579
>orgies are bad for the brain m'kay
Only cucking is bad for the brain.
>>27553613
both, and once they gain momentum, a huge danger to society
>>27553847
Only cucking.
For example I can say that this general is a piece of shit solely based on the act that most posters want to get cucked by a shit character like Sunset Shimmer. Shit, we even have greens based on this.
>>27555539
completely avoiding my point, but I get what you mean
>>27555539
>most posters want to get cucked by a shit character like Sunset Shimmer
I don't think you know what cucking means.
>>27555984
I know the meme meaning and the real which was used in times of olde meaning.
I am using the meme meaning.
Fucking cucks.
>>27556141
As a lazy tailor would say: suit yourself.
>>27552937
>terms like pansexual
Like... Gay? Or... Dyke? I've never written that word, nonnie, and I'm actually curious what triggered you.
And it's fine if you don't like it. You don't have to like everything.I try to get good art.
>>27556363
At the beginning its normal
But then it uses all these tumblr tier terms and triex to explain the difference between pansexual and bisexual and its social impact on equestia
>>27556970
Just to clarify it doesnt take a paragraph to explain it or anything
Its a whole chapter
This part comes up when twilight asks sunset if she is ok telling people that shes dating another girl
But instead of saying "yes" or "no" she spends the rest of the chapter explaining how mosy ponies identify as pansexual and how they can use magic to feel more comfortable thats just filled with bullshit that you could find on tumblr
When sunset could easially have said "sure I want to tell people Im dating you" or "Im keeping it a secret for now"
Basically it was unnecessary and had tumblr written all over it
Also it ruins the pacing because this was around when the actual romance starts
>>27548007
now she has glasses
>>27548007
>>27557307
BOOTY HAD ME LIKE
>>27555539
>a shit character like Sunset Shimmer
Sunny is nice grill you dinglehole
>>27557534
this
>>27557534
sunny is really a great character desu
i support all twilight ships but i like Blue magic-school-girl the most
>>27558645
Personally I like the classic Sunlight but I still think blue magic school girl is good
Jeff gibe the End of Boringlight
Is that velvet story still going on?
>>27560673
not sure which one you are talking about but all velvet stories here are good
>>27560694
The one from the last thread where Anon asks Twilight out but she didn't get the memo and set up her mother with a blind date with Anon instead.
>>27560714
That sounds hilarious
>>27560754
And she is actually flirting with him then bought him alcohol.
>based milf.
>>27560817
I need to read this
>>27560900
It's in the last thread.
I don't know if it has a pastebin or not.
The writer is Issac.
>>27561109
Issac Plumbo is great
>>27561237
It's actually the first story I read that he made.
>>27561358
Thats just the first story he posted under that name
>>27561451
Ah.
>>27563853
Next time there's a con writefags should wear a special uniform so /nst/ Anons can spot them.
>>27556970
>>27557105
So at first I thought you had an issue with my green, but then I realized you're on about Fractured Sunlight
I really don't want to be harsh, but yeah. That fic was a certain level of... Bad, all over it.
I really wanted to write something similar to it, too. For /nst/! But I can't really do that anymore without feeling like I'm just copying someone else.
>>27563867
And kill them
>>27563887
think of it as just using the same prompt
>>27563891
>hurting the writefags
Don't you touch one hair on urchin's head
>>27563891
You mess with eqgwf you mess with me
>>27563910
Yeah, I guess so. Interesting way to look at it.
>>27563891
Obviously the first target would be Jeff Hitler Mango, because he is making Boringlight too sad but what you don't expect is that IkeaMan will die protecting him because Jeff is his waifu.
Hey Issac are you planning on continuing the Velvet story?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pIscNpa0d3wFor the 1 year anniversary, could we make the new thread exactly on July 2? I say we shit post the thread to make a dank one at 10pm on July 2.
>>27565449
How sweet
bump
>>27567085
Come on 00 bateman dont fail me now
>>27567157>i havent read twitwi
Two for two, huh? Wow better just kill myself.
>>27548897
this
h
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s
>>27563867
They were already wearing special bike helmets.
You know, for their down syndrome
>>27567085
I like this game
Too lazy to post the entire comic.
>>27567935
unf
>>27567935
>You will never double team Twilight with Sunset.
>>27564415
As soon as I get over this hangover.So, like, not for a while.
>>27568380
Lewd anon
>>27563887
Flash can pose for days
>>27567085
roll
>>27570000
holy shit.
But I didn't read it.
>>27570015
Do us proud, Anon
>>27570000
>>27570015
DO IT
>>27570000
lucky motherfucker
>>27570000
>>27570015
you need to make love to r9klight
>>27567085
roll
>>27567085
what's emerald savior
>>27570249
>He doesn't know who the emerald savior is.
>>27570249
The green dudesIT'S YOU, ANON!
>>27567085
First roll.
>>27570280
>Lord Anon, Muh Emerald Consort, Chief Copulator of the Holy Lavender Pussy
>>27570294
Lord Anon was great tho
>tfw want to write
>tfw no ideas or much motivation
>>27570015
>didnt read it
here you go
>>27570814
>Have motivation.
>Have ideas about the entire span of a green, world, characters, etc.
>Have no idea how to express them and put them into paper.
I want to kill myself tbqhwy familia.
>>27570920
same
but in my case thats fucking language barrier
just end my life
>>27570944
be strong and get over it as I did.
Don't let dreams be dreams...
Oh here we go.
>>27570920
>not reading books to alleviate this
faggot
>>27570944
>not reading long texts to alleviate this
faguette
>>27570814
>not having motivation
>implying this actually matters
>>27571013
>>27571015
fuck that, i'd rather write on my native
>>27571015
Motivation is all that matters.
The (You)'s also give motivation.
There needs to be a SciTwi-RD dykeshit green.
>>27571047
What is your native? Curious.
>>27571047
>fuck that, i'd rather write on my native
There are writefags here who don't speak english as their native language either. You just don't want to write.
>>27571015
>>implying this actually matters
It makes it a lot easier though.
>>27570814
want to write ? got an idea for ya
>>27571158
Different anon.
>There are writefags here who don't speak english as their native language either.
Only one I think?
>>27571164
what is it anon
>>27564021
But anon. I been messing with the Egg every now and then :^
>>27571218
The anon-teaching-scitwi guy and Dot at the very least. I wanted to mean writefags in this board though.
>>27571105
desu RD istopcunt
>>27571447
and I love both of their stories so I think the language barrier isnt the biggest problem
>>27571284
See >>27548897:°)
>>27571446
we should have fun next time eqg comes around
>>27564157
This would be the shooter.
JC where is my unexpected friendship
>>27572911
I want to fuck Trixie until neither of us have the strength to crawl out of the bed.
And then fuck some more.
>>27573801
I'm making good progress, but it's going to be a long one, so not tonight!Sugarcoat won't shut up.
I appreciate your interest, nonnie c: Sorry it's late
I want to bully this nerd
>>27575167
Her friend would probably punch you in the balls
>>27548007
>Mei Scilight
More than ever now, I need D.Va Sunset.
>>27575182
I will bully her too
>>27575201
>bully
>Sunset
does not compute
>>27572714
I don't know if Trixies face is in pain because she realised she's about to stack it or the fact that she has probably just realised that she can't just throw herself against a broom and expect to flyRIP Trixies babymaking ability
>>27575204
Did you not read the comics
Applebloom bullied her
And if that pipsqueak can do so can I
>>27575221>comics>canon
>>27575226
Isn't that what the pony only crowd says about Eqg's?
>>27575237
But the comics are literally contradicted by both the show and the movies all the time
Even that one that you were talking about contradicted Rainbow Rocks by saying that Sunset's first slumber party was after the events of the movie, but that's to be expected when it's written by some fattass neckbeared SJW who never even watched the source material
>>27575250
Sounds like you are making excuses
>>27575262
wat
When some shitty comic written by literally whos contradicts the official storyline then it clearly isn't canon
You can't have two contradictory things be true at the same time in the same timeline; that's insane
>>27575275
You know your same argument can be made by the >no hooves club in regards to eqg's right?
>>27575280
again, wat
The movies not only do not contradict the show but are also written by the same people from the show and animated in the same way, ect
The comics are simply noncanon IDW cancer that's been taken over by SJW cucks the only WISH they could right on the show
>>27575296
Again watch the show
None of what happened in the movies happens in the show
You are grasping at straws
>>27575307
>None of what happened in the movies happens in the show
I'm seriously confused now
What in the hell are you even on about?
The movies are part of FiM; they're practically like episodes of the show
Of course there aren't going to be episodes containing those exact events; what do you think this is, Dragon Ball Super?
>>27575347
I think that he is "merely pretending."
>>27575347
>defending no hooves
>>27575347
What are you about?
You claimed the comics are not canon
Then turn around and get defensive when Eqg's non canon to the show is questioned
Are you saying eqg's is canon?
Because the show says otherwise
Haven't seen Twilight write to Sunset In the show only hang out with her pet project Starlight
>>27576559
The show ignores it, it doesn't say it isn't canon, it just decides to ignore it.
Now the EQG comics contradict the canon in the films
>>27576263
He is a good writefriend.
>>27576502
>Not purple
>Moe shit
How can someone make this picture worse?
>>27577669
diapers
>>27576692
Sounds like you are grasping at straws
>>27578349
i like this
>>27577879
Sounds like you don't know what grasping at straws means.
For example you are grasping at straws to say that the movies are not canon when the show doesn't even adress them
Big fuckin crow flew down and landed a few feet from me as I was walking into the gym. He stared at me and hopped around a bit before flying away. I named him Apache in honor of BBSA.
>>27580978
Who is this semen demon and why do you post her all the time?
>>27581009
I bet you don't even silky smooth, faggot
>>27581009
It's a character form Darksouls 3. You never see her though but she has an animu girly voice.
I have never posted her before, anon.
EqG I know you are back so where is r9klight
Sorry about being absent lately. Been writing in a different thread, and working on my drawing. Going to get back to writing soon, and hopefully I'll be able to crank out some more art for the thread too.
To get started, here's some random /nst/-related cuties.
>>27582554
And here's a full-size of that Twilight pinup, if anyone wants it.
>>27582664
Your picture was missing something
>>27582760
this
>>27582760
The no background, "4chan colour" looks better.
>>27582760
>>27582994
Must be a blacked fetish/meme.
>>27582995
Yeah well I don't fucking have photoshop so deal with my MS Paint auto color bullshit
>>27583013
I did mine with MS Paint, desu.
>>27583013
use paint.net
>>27583550
>You will never wake up to QT 3.14 nerdy gf and cuddlefuck.
>>27581009
>Travelling through a world of aldritch abominations that make Equestria and canterlot high look like a happy fun playschool
>You're only comfort is >pic related
>she's the only one who shows any true affection and happiness for the world she is in.
>>27581009
>semen demon
She's probably look like this, canonically.
>>27586677
Boss Light.
>>27586677
I want to get punched by bosslight
>>27586677
>No bosslight to cuddle.
>She will never show her cute side only around you.
>>27586677
>mfw no Bosslight.
>get into r9klight without realizing it's unfinished
>pastebin ends abruptly
>check archives
>no updates since August
JUST
>>27587841
We all know that feel bro
>>27587841
EqG wants to return
>>27587841
Thats part 1 that hasnt been updated because its finished
There is a part 2
>>27588240
I know but it also isn't finished.
>>27588240
You mean the part 2 that also hasn't been updated since August?
>>27588425I could of sworn there were updates in september
Has it really been that long
>>27588425
>August
>today is June
Are you a time traveller?
>>27588511
August 2015
>>27589430
I get what the artist was going for, trying to make her look more like sunset satan, but the ears just don't work with midnight's design IMO. I think the flaming hair was better honestly.
Iceman is 40klight still a thing?
I liked it a lot
>>27589604
Me too.
CC stop writing on his cellphone for you guys?
>>27590019
whos CC
>>27590019
I think he doesn't write here m8
>>27590173
CancerCock, is a writefag.
>>27590240
So how many writers are dead?
Anyone down for some new Twilight Green?
>>27590618
of corsheunless its literally unreadable or a troll
we forsome reason get both a lot
>>27590632
Okay. Just wanted to know
>>27590344
Depends on your definition of "dead"
>>27590857
Well the thread seems even slower. Not much mention of eqg (which isn't bad). Just sea urchin and jc. I'm thinking its a good time to write
>>27591042
By all means, my friend. Drop us a tale or two
>>27590344
/nst/ doesn't have too many writefags so maybe 2 or 3 can't remember tbqh.
But some of the writefags who are active are pretty good, we have EdgyAnon with Sci being a mobster or some shit like that, JC with...uh his green? about a v-very s-s-s-stutter S-S-Scilight (I don't read it but that doesn't mean his green is badeh), then Chronos with some muppet shit and robots (I still don't understand this crossover shit so that's the main reason why I don't read his shit), also we have that faggot who his fetish is post a LOT of Scilight pics every 45 minutes.
Oh and now that we level up to 100+ we have unlocked a new shitposter, his name is Illustrious Twintail!
>>27591477
>This entire post.
Wew.
>>27591477
Chronos stuff kinda sucks to me. I just can't understand what it is he's trying to achieve with his stories. It's like if Chris chan wrote
What just happened
>>27592582
What do you mean, nonnie?
>>27592582
im not really sure what you are asking
but there is someone here right now trying to start some shit by complaining about writefags and calling them all stupid
>>27591477
If you have a problem with my green, have the decency to tell me about it directly.
>>27592582
Very minor shitposting.
Just say "wew" out loud and move on.
>>27592381
topwew
>>27592693
What did he mean by this?
;^)
>>27589604
>>27589637
It is, but it is on delay for a little bit while I write other things.
>non-thick Mei
Dropped.
Saged.
Reported for illegal content.
Called the cops.
Called the coastguard.
Called Hiroshimoot.
0/10 worst image that has ever been posted across any board until this present day.
Please report to the nearest sharp object and ingest it.
Thank you for your cooperation.
>>27595356
>Hiroshimoot
clever
>>27592381
See this guy knows what he's talking about! I'm not any good but people like it anyway so I promise to finish what I started. I basically never even go over what I write, it's all raw garbage because I don't care enough to edit.
Someday I'm sure I'll actually get good, but it certainly wont be in NST.
>>27596309
dont listen to him chronos you are already great
its just a shitposter
>>27596355
If you say so, I'm not looking for compliments I just unironically feel the way the "Shitposter" described me is accurate criticism and I always respect criticism. Anything less is just dick sucking.
Like I said though, I'm finishing the story regardless. Just taking my time because I'm a lazy fuck and have blog post worthy problems IRL. Hopefully I'll write more at work today if it's not crazy.
>>27597066
I wish I had cute horse girl daughters
>>27597078
then you couldn't fuck them
>>27596309
>maybe someday i'll get good, but it certainly won't be /nst.
if not now then when? You don't have to succeed to try. and besides if you write here, you can certainly write good here, just being good doesn't mean you can't write for the people that got you up and going.
>>27596392
Just don't smoke any poison kush dressed up as detective rarity. Do it dressed as zephyr breeze wonderbolt
>>27597259
Because they'll be fucking each other?
>>27597294
I mean after I finish Trainerlight I don't plan to write for NST anymore. I just don't have the motivation at the moment and haven't in months. I love writing, but I'm done here.
>>27597336
If I smoke the pot weeds I'm OBVIOUSLY going to dress up as Moondancer with giant balloons in my sweater. It's like you don't even know me anon! :^
>>27597408
You should write Celestia. The thread could use (you).
It's okay chronos. We both know what happened to this thread. Hell we talk about it on Skype all the time. I'd prefer you move now rather than allow this thread to stagnate and depress you further
>>27597408
Forgot trip but yeah this was me.
>>27548007
"We can make this world a better place!"
I fucking hate Mei and her shitty dialogue and voice acting. I hate Tracer for the same reason. In fact, I the only character i don't hate is Bastion because at least he doesn't talk.
Overwatch looks like a lotta fun, but dammit I wish Blizzard didn't hire 2 year olds to write and voice-act their heroes.
We return to Twilight and Sunset, just after the breakup.
http://pastebin.com/u5REjNtL
"S-Sunny... P-p-please don't do this..."
>Unbidden, the stutter returns
>You slump against the door, silently begging her to open it again
>Somehow, in your darker moments, when you imagined what would happen if you and Sunset ever did split up, you always imagined so much more crying, pleading, yelling...
>You didn't think it'd just happen like that
>And you didn't think you'd feel so... dead
>Devastated, hysterical, furious... anything but this
>Moondancer awkwardly lifts her hand, as if to lay it on your shoulder, but hesitates halfway through
>And so the two of you just stay like that, her with one arm extended, and you leaning against the door like a broken doll
>The next half hour is a blur
>Moondancer finally drags you away from the apartment, her head hung, and she carries you back down to your car
>You drive home, or maybe Moondancer drives home, you don't really know
>Somehow you make it inside, and Moondancer lays you down on your bed, sitting next to you
>Neither of you say anything
>You roll onto your back, staring up at the ceiling
>It feels like there's nothing but dust and compressed air where your insides used to be
>Your eyes scan over the action figures lining your figures, each of them frozen in some sort of dynamic, triumphant pose
>Why do you still have all these toys?
>You're twenty-three years old, why keep these?
>And that's when it hits you
"I'm never gonna binge-watch Power Ponies with her on a Saturday night again."
>Moondancer turns her head, surprised to hear you speaking again
"I'm not gonna watch anything with her. And she'll never c-carry me to bed after it finishes. I'm not g-g-gonna share a bed with her at all anymore."
>And then the emptiness cracks open, and you cry
>>27598047
Oh no. Another Jeff story centered around "feels". Huge shocker
dont do this again jeff
>>27598047
>You are Moondancer
>And you don't know what to do
>Granted, you haven't known what to do since you were kicked out of Sunset and-- well, just Sunset's place now, you guess
>You place a hand on Twilight's back, but she doesn't seem to notice your presence
>Which isn't too surprising
>You haven't been able to do anything to help her, have you?
>Just sit around in her home and be "company"
>There's not really much more to you than that, is there?
>Unless you're actively ruining someone's relationship, you're just there...
>And now, even when your friend... your only friend... is falling apart in front of you, you can only think of yourself
>You're the worst...
>"Twi? Honey? Everything okay?"
>Velvet's voice rings down the staircase from the main floor
>Twilight lifts her head, her face a mess
"I'll g-go talk to her," you tell her
>You leave Twilight alone on the bed, and head upstairs to talk to her mom
>"Moony? Is everything alright?"
"Twilight's... not feeling well."
>"Oh. Was it something with Sunset?"
"Y-yeah..."
>"Oh no..."
>Her face falls, and she glances down towards her daughter's room
>"Should I go talk to her?"
"I d-don't think so. I th-think it's b-b-best if she's alone right now."
>"I understand. I'll make the two of you some dinner, okay? Just in case you want it."
"R-right... thanks..."
>Velvet disappears into the kitchen, leaving you alone
>>27598305
>She reappears shortly later, holding some microwaved dinners, two plastic cups, and the bottle of Berry Punch-brand wine on a plastic tray
>"Here you go, dear. Hopefully it'll help her a bit."
"Are y-you sure?"
>"Of course. Twily knows how to handle herself. You two just... try to take it easy, okay? I know it must be hard."
>She pats you on the back
>"And thanks for being here, Moony. Twilight's lucky to have a friend like you."
"Y-yeah... lucky..."
>You carry the food back down, to find Twilight is still lying on her bed
>She's no longer crying, just lying there
"H-hey, Twi."
>She doesn't respond
"I, um... g-g-got us... I m-mean your mom got us... f-food."
>You set down on of the microwaved dinners on her nightstand
>Twilight lifts her head, her bleary red eyes taking in the food
>"I'm not hungry..."
"Oh. Y-yeah. But, if you want it..."
>You take the wine bottle, and pour some into a plastic up
"Your m-mom gave me this too. Y-you know, for a little... p-p-pick me up..."
>You pass Twilight the cup, and she takes a small sip
"So, um... is th-there anything I c-can do?"
>Twilight shrugs
"I c-can, um... p-p-put on a movie? If that'll help."
>Twilight just shrugs again
>"Not really in the mood."
"O-okay... just l-let me know if... if I c-can do..."
>Your words peter off into silence
>>27598688
I prefer the beaten up version
>>27598438
This is pretty sad.
>>27599576
WWIII couldn't come sooner
>>27599576
>plumber dyke
>lesbiman
>byke
>yestergay
>>27598047
>"I'm not gonna watch anything with her. And she'll never c-carry me to bed after it finishes. I'm not g-g-gonna share a bed with her at all anymore."
JEFF
>>27598047
Please tell me things will get better
>>27600904
Sunfags on suicide watch.
>>27598047
Please tell me things get interesting
ump
>>27601206
>>27598251
These require a good wew.
>>27598047
>>27598305
>>27598438Sunset did literally nothing wrong
>>27605178
Moondancer did
And as a result she broke the unique propeties of the boring universe
>>27605245
Nah, Sunset is just being a shit.
>>27605668
Moondancer is trash and Twilight is dumb for enabling her trashiness
>>27605704
You must be one of those Hilarity supporters, we don't like your kind here.
MAKE HST GREAT AGAIN. VOTE TRUMPLIGHT, WRITER OF "THE ART OF THE DEAL", A NICE GIRL.
>>27605753
Twilight needs another twilight to date
All these sunsets and moondancers are unreliable
So she should date Twilightvelvet
>>27606077
There goes my old writefag, there's another emerald ring.
And, uh, all those late night promises, I guess they don't mean a thing.
So baby, what's the story?
Did you find another general?
Is it easy to sleep in the bed that we made?
When you don't look back I guess the feelings start to fade away.
I used to feel your fire but now it's cold inside.
And you're back on the forum like you didn't miss a beat, yeah.
Tell me what it takes to let you go.
Tell me how the pain's supposed to go.
Tell me how it is that you can sleep
In the night
Without thinking you lost everything that was good in your life to the toss of the dice?
Tell me what it takes to let you go. Yeah.
Hey Issac are you planning on continuing the Velvet green?
>>27607810
pretty sure he is
>>27606777
underrated postsauce on the parody?
>>27608408https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSnuQcFgvDo
>>27608659
That's why it was familiar. Thanks, nonnie
>>27609399
Those hips are illegal.
>>27609399
>>27609589
Those are some damn fine hips.
>>27610124
>dat autistic sorceress
God dayum. Smug Trixie with fabulous hair never fails to get me hard.
>>27605753
>"b-but boss, every single poll shows that Hilrarity is going to beat us without breaking sweat! HST party leaders are saying we need to tone down the anti-shimmigration rhetoric if we want to unite the party under us!"
>>27610160
Smug anime girls are my fetish. I get weak at the knees when people post them.
I'm not proud of this.
>>27610450
Nude is one of the few drawfags I can recognize by just looking at the thumbnail.
I'm going to "live post" later when the thread is a bit more awake. I'm not sure how much I'll get done but at least it furthers the story.
>>27611351
I always love his art
>>27611351
>>27611559
Nude and Puff are great. We're lucky to have them. Pictured is a rare Puff.
>>27611635
Now THAT is a rare Puff.
Pretty good stuff, thank you Chronos.
>>27611426
>A quagmire of emotions, you and Moondancer storm up the rocky cliff face and confront Trixie.
"What the hell are you doing here?!"
>She straightens herself up and scrunches her face.
>T:"Trixie decided she wanted to see what kind of 'Science stuff' you were up to after all! It's not HER fault, you lied to her!"
>M:"And how long has 'Trixie' been standing here?"
>Trixie goes pink as she fidgets with her wet fingers.
>T:"T-Trixie pleads the fifth!"
>You both grimace at her, walking past and making your way to the pokecenter.
>T:"Wait! Trixie's sorry!"
>Ignoring her, you continue to march to get Moony checked out.
>You can tell she's barely keeping it together, and you're not particularly calm yourself.
>A short visit later, it's determined that shes indeed about half way into her pregnancy. The baby is apparently completely healthy and normal from what they can tell at this point.
>As for the leaking, they assure her its rare but not abnormal. Nothing to worry about.
>After a few dodged questions the nurse leaves you alone and lets it all sink in.
>M:"...Twilight, what are we going to do?"
"I don't know, this isn't exactly something I've prepared myself for..."
>Moondancer starts to tear up.
>M:"D-do we... I mean s-should we?"
>She stares at you, unable to ask the question.
>You place a hand on her stomach, gently kissing her.
"I dont know... it's your choice."
>Moondancer chokes up a bit.
>M:"Twilight, please! I can't make this decision alone!"
>You swallow reflexively, looking at her pleading face.
"W-well... I mean... D-don't you think she'd be cute?"
>M:"Of course she's going to be cute! She'll be 50% Twilight..."
"And 50% Moondancer. Doesn't that sound like a dream come true?"
>She flushes over, gripping her hospital gown.
>M:"S-so you want to..."
>You nod.
"I want to keep her."
>>27612675
>Moondancer's tears only increase as she hold her face to your chest.
>M:"What the FUCK did I do to deserve this?!"
>You hesitantly rub the back of her head.
"I-I'm sorry! We can discuss this-"
>She pulls her face out of your lack of cleavage, smiling but snotty.
>M:"No you stupid bitch! What did I do to deserve YOU!"
>She squeezes the air out of you, making it impossible to retort.
>M:"I was so afraid you'd leave... or ask me to get rid of her!"
>She breaks down again in your arms.
"Wow, thanks for the vote of confidence!"
>She limply shoves you.
>M:"Shut up, I was well within my rights to panic!"
"Well now you're well within your rights to calm down."
>Moony punches your arm.
>M:"Insensitive!"
"But true!"
>She reluctantly smiles, gripping your hand.
>M:"Fine! But I reserve the right to freak out later at will."
>You giggle and nod.
"I would expect nothing less."
>Moondancer gets "dressed" again, which is a whole lot more revealing being just a bikini.
>The first thing you see in the lobby is Trixie sitting nexr to Spike, holding back tears.
>Just what you needed, MORE EMOTIONS to deal with!
>T:"T-Trixie is SO-"
>M:"Forgiven."
>Trixie hangs there for a moment confused.
>T:"She is?"
"She IS?"
>Moondancer shrugs.
>M:"If I was her I would have done the same thing..."
>Thinking for a brief moment, you sigh.
"I guess I DID lie to you... call it even?"
>She nods, untrusting of the sudden flip.
> T:"Uh... Okay then! Well I guess... congratulations? Is... Is this a congratulations type of thing?"
>You sigh, ruffling her hair.
"Yes, this is a happy suprise."
>She smiles awkwardly.
>T:"C-can I be the godmother?"
>Moondancer glances at you, shrugging again.
"Uh, we haven't gotten that far but... sure?"
>T:"YAAAAAY! TRIXIE IS SO EXCITED!"
>She forces a four way hug, just barely avoiding stabbing Spikes chest spike into anyone.
>>27612804
>You all decide to eat something and try to clear your head. After all, a lot of shit has happened today.
>Trying to make amends with Spike, you buy him whatever he wants off the human menu. You can only imagine the amount of freaking out you're all doing is giving him a horrible headache.
>By dessert he seems to be appeased, allowing you to relax a bit.
>?:"THERE YOU ARE!"
>As if you were ever so lucky.
>Standing in the doorway is a firey haired vixen, red with what you hope is fury.
>?:"How DARE you have hot lesbian sex in MY hot spring and then just run away!? What if I wanted to press charges?"
>M:"Well first off that's a great reason in and of itself, but secondly I highly doubt you have legal ownership of-"
>The mystery girl shoves a deed in Moonys face, signed by 'Cinnabar gym leader, Sunset Shimmer'
>M:"...Oooooh."
>S:"That's right, you fucked up sweetheart!"
"Wait, isn't spying on people having sex also illegal?"
>S:"IT'S NOT SPYING IF IT'S MY PROPERTY!"
"...Touché."
>She straightens herself out and glares you all down.
>S:"Luckily for you skanks, I'm feeling nice! Meet me at the gym and I'll destroy you the old fashioned way!"
>T:"Trixie doesn't understand, why did you come looking for them if you aren't pressing charges? That seems a little stalkerish to Trixie..."
>She turns up her nose at Trixie.
>S:"I have no idea what you're getting at, it's not like any of you are my type or anything!"
>She makes a quick but noticeable glance back at Trixie.
>T:"Damn it! What's Trixie doing wrong?! WHY DON'T HOTTIES LIKE TRIXIE!?"
>Sunset immediately back peddles, trying to save face.
>S:"I-I mean, if I WAS to be into girls, they'd have to have a lot more luxurious hair than these too sluts!"
>Trixie tilts her head.
>T:"That's really shallow, and kind of creepy... No wonder you're a voyeur!"
>Sunset slumps, slowly turning to the door.
>S:"I-I'll see you all at the gym. I have to prepare my team..."
>>27612934
>You wait for Sunset to get out of sight before turning to Trixie.
"You KNOW she was-"
>Trixie rolls her eyes, hands on her hips.
>T:"Of course, Trixie isn't retarded Twilight! But anyone who calls my friends skanks deserves to have their heart stomped in!"
>Sharing a glance, the two of you raise an eyebrow.
>M:"We appreciate the sentiment, but we don't really care?"
"Yeah, she's pretty validated from her only encounter with us... You should probably give her a chance."
>Trixie frowns.
> T:"Really? Trixie can just find another cute girl..."
>Moondancer places a hand on her shoulder.
>M:"Trixie, did you SEE her body? Did you even look her over?"
>She looks inquisitively.
>T:"Not really, I was distracted."
>You take her other shoulder.
"Come with us to the gym and watch the fight, but more importantly watch HER."
>The two of you give her a cheesy thumbs up and walk away with Spike.
>Trixie trailing behind, you make it to the gym rather quickly. Inside you find it has several paths with adjustable signs marking what one the gym leader is in. From the way it looks, you'd guess the first is an open air field on the top floor, the second you can clearly see is a standard arena in front of you, and the third thats actually open is a newer tunnel underground.
>Following the tunnel, you immediately identify that the walls are built from exclusively volcanic rock. You're not certain if its thematic or just cheap materials but it's certainly cool.
>At the end of the hall is a massive door constructed out of a single slab of Pewter City stone. On the side is a lever that you assume is to open the door.
"You think we should have saved her for last? This gym seems REALLY fancy and intimidating..."
>M:"Eh, I think Pinkie was more final boss tier honestly."
>With a mechanical clank of the lever the door slides away subjecting you to a blazing wave of heat.
>M:"...I stand corrected."
That's all for today because I'm lazy. More sometime when I'm less lazy.
>>27612934
Sunset being a dyke riding a bike should be added to the list of multiversal constants.
>>27613156
There won't be an in story reveal, but she's actually a bisexual on a bicycle.
The running tally for those curious is basically this:
Lesbian: Dash, Gilda, Mooner.
Bi (Most to least gay): Twi, Trix, Ponk, Sunset,Twi's mom, Rarity.
Pan: Chrysalis
Asexual: Maud.
Straight: The Dazzlings, Flutters, Prof. Oak, Twi's dad, and oddly enough Discord.
Pokemon aren't for sexual so we'll say their whatever their named after just for inclusion purposes. (Lulamoon the Gardevoir would fit in Trixies space for instance and any generic names would be straight by default.)
Probably forgot some people, if anyone cares you can ask but no one will.
I want to see young twilight and sunset playing with mlp and eqg dolls
>>27614771
Sunset is too old to play with pony dolls
She plays with real horsesIf you know what I mean
Sunset has a thread up. Why are the shimmigrants still haunting Nestea?
>>27614841
There's not enough jobs in the Sunset thread
Duh
>>27614852
Then should potential writefags go to the sunset thread to write for them to improve their greencomomy? Got it.
>>27614771
>twilight takes her eqg dolls out of a little box to play with sunset
>there's a chronos, there's a jeff, there's even a limited edition eqgwf, among others
>they reenact the /nst/ stories, and halfway through twilight starts complaining about all the homoshit
>>27614824
Thats why I put young sunset
>>27615078
I like this, fund it!
>>27615078
>halfway through twilight starts complaining about all the homoshit
>>27615749
"Why do Jeff and Iceman have to date?"
>"What are you talking about Twilight? they are perfect for eachother"
"Its just kinda... gay"
Anyone want some lewd chibi-light?
>>27615969
Who wouldn't?
>>27615969
as long as she is cute
>>27615510
Young Sunset would be slightly older than young Twilight and tries to make the ponies date the dolls whenever they play
Twilight thinks she's just being silly, but gets kind of creeped out after seeing how serious she gets about it
>>27615867
>"No it isn't. It's cute."
"Why can't any of them just date a normal girl?"
>"Because there are no girls, duh."
"But what about Barbie?"
>"She's just a forced stereotype character made specifically to cater to teenager boys. There's no dynamic in that relationship, I do it because I have no choice."
"But why not self-insert then?"
>"I SAID I HAVE NO CHOICE."
>>27615867
>>27616128
please sir, just one more
>>27615969
As long as she's lewd.
I was thinking lewd Chibi light picture quest if you guys are willing to try and be patient.
>>27616477
Be patient?
Is that even physically possible?
I thought it was just a myth.
>>27616477
Nah. We're good. Jeff is running a quest and having two at once could be confusing. Plus-
>Chibi
Back to >>>/a/
>>27616619
>two quests at once
>confusing
what
>>27616477
of course
>>27616477
This is very much a thing I want to read/participate in on Anon.
>>27616477
do it, nonnie
For all intents and purposes for this quest you must have a name.
>>27617418
chibiquest
>>27617418
MOONDANCERToo many characters: we end up as MOONDA instead
>>27617477
You want the name of your hero to be "chibiquest"? This will follow prompt in the opening
>>27617573I thought you were asking for the questname
my bad
do >>27617543
>>27617543
No. I'd prefer not to be the little girl.MootI say we go as "Mango"
>>27617597
>not wanting to be the little neet girl
what are you gay?
>>27617613
We got someone wanting to do something nice. I don't want to do dykeshit. Please?
I can't post
>>27618011
liar
Is there an image connection error thing going on?
>>27618087
Delete your cookies and cache
>>27618087
lets see
>>27618099
I did it. but if I try to post with an image I get connection error. Looks like chibi quest has been cut short. Looks like no Lewd Chibi Twilight sex.
test
>>27617418
>Be "MOONDA".
>Average student of Crystal prep high.
>Nothing about you stands out. Average grades, Average looks Average personalityCrippling Autism.
>You don't have any friends nor are you part of any after school clubs, but that's okay. You prefer being alone.
>Well you have one friend(kinda), but you don't really like talking about him. He's weird.
>Besides, you're an introvert.
>Introverts are cool.
>Pretty much a background character with no lines of any sort.
>An extra.
>Which is why in all three years of your high school life did you never expect such a thing in your life to happen.
>One day after another droll day of school you were approached right outside the Academy gates, by a meek freshman girl as you were on you way home.
>She appeared to be waiting on you.
>Straightening her stance, she offers a bashful smirk.
"G-good morning MOONDA--"
>You reply that it is currently the afternoon.
"Oh! Right! Duuuh! I'm such a spaz!"
>You rock on your heels unused to this.
"I was wondering i-if maybe--that is to say--If you're not busy--"
>You stare in silence.
"Uhhh, mmm...MOONDA? W-what are you doing after school?"
>>27618301
Mowing lawnsfor rupees and hearts
>>27618301Remember to put "what do?" or something like that if you want us to participate.
Reply: "Nothing, I am free."
>>27618807
We're not complete retards anon. I don't think this requires us to "do" anything but reply. Besides any real quest doesn't need to give us prompts for action if it obviously ends in a question like this. Relax
>>27619051
>We're not complete retards anon.
I will have to disagree with that.
>>27618301
"I'm praying to the great Churro gods that I may be blessed by their sacred touch."
Guess no one wants to play
>>27621720
>>27621508
>>27618807
>>27618431
I mean... You could just say that you don't like the replies, or that you don't see them. But those are quite a few (You)s
Also
Tell this girl we're going to be doing homework, she can come if she wants
>>27621720
People clearly want to play
>>27622156
>>27622631
I don't think he's here. He did say "patience" after all. Don't start doing what yo guys normally do.
>>27623610
>>27621720 ????
Also, enlighten me on "what we normally do".
>>27623610
>guy posts passive assertion based on a percieved lack of interest
>assertion proven wrong based on evident interest
>patience
>do what we normally do'
2/10, family
>>27623657
how you guys always jump to conclusions and end up hurting the thread. Being so insufferable, assholes like Twintail come here and shitpost the thread, further stagnating it.
Chibiquest dude here. I got busy doing some packing but I'll start in an hour
>>27623814
Going on a trip?
>>27623725
When have we ever jumped to conclusions? We are good people.:^)
>>27624074
Nah.
But thank you for asking
>>27618301
>>27618431
>>27618807
>>27621508
>>27622156
>You tell the bashful girl you plan to mow lawns for Rupees and hearts.
"Oh that sounds--Huh?"
>She tilts her head in confusion.
>You jokingly say you're kidding and tell her that you're actually about to do homework and she can come pray to the churro gods for their sacred touch.
"Wh-what are you talking about?"
>You then say that you're doing nothing at all. You're free.>Your Crippling autism has confused Twilight. She is unsure of you.
>A moment of awkward silence passes, with Twilight grinding the tip of her foot into the ground.
"S-so..that's great and all. Do you want to maybe go see a movie or something with me?"
>What? Right now?
>She nods slowly becoming more bright.--Movie theater location unlocked!
--Home unlocked!
--Crystal prep unlocked!
>You agree to accompany Twilight to the movies having nothing better to do than spill spaghetti in front of her.
>(One brief walk later)
"Here we are! I never asked, but what type of movies are you into? I love a good sci-fi flick!"
>Her eyes seem to light up at a "Now playing" sign.
>"Ticked-off Tentacles lll: Staring Phillipino Trap, and Jefferson Mango-Fruit"
>Sounds campy as hell.
>Twilight looks completely enamored.
>This impromptu outing is somewhat confusing.
>You consider asking about her intentions and/or reasoning.
>She gives you a guilty look.
"Oh! I'm sorry. I never even asked what you might want to see. I tend to zero in on one thing, and just charge in headfirst!"
>She clonks herself on the head.
What do you say or ask?
>>27625171
Nothing. Grab her boobs and kiss her.
>>27625396
THIS
>>27625396
And her ass
>>27625171
>"Ticked-off Tentacles lll: Staring Phillipino Trap, and Jefferson Mango-Fruit"
Kek'd
Go watch it.
>>27625171
Go watch the movie she wants.
test
>>27625171
>>27626172
>>27627198
>Despite the explicit sounding name, and the suggestive positions the stars are in-
>Seriously. Phillipino trap has a phallus shaped tentacle like four inches from his boyhole, and Mango-Fruit is riding a white acid spitting tentacle. He looks uncomfortably happy.
>Are they sure this isn't porn?
>You say you don't mind watching what she wants to watch.
"Y-you really mean that?"
>She cutely blushes, and averts her eyes with a small smile.
>Such a dapper gentleman could hardly refuse the request of such a charming young lady!
>She giggles.
"I knew asking you out was a good idea. I honestly believed you'd say no."
>As the two of you purchase tickets, you ask her why she wanted to hang out with you anyway.
>She blushes a little harder, but remains silent.
"Th-the book said guys aren't supposed to ask these sorts of questions...!"
>You turns her head away, but you can still see her big smile.
>FreeShrugs.jpg
>You both walk into the sticky lobby of the movie theater, and look around.
"I haven't been at the movies since...Well never."
>She looks a little solemn.
>You comment that she is quite the charming lady, and any fellow would be quite honored to spend a lovely eve with her.Plus Tip
"Th-that's sweet of you to say "fair knight"."
>Ignoring your Fluent Spaghetti tongue, she eyes the snack vendor.
>You know what's coming next and inspect your Inventory.
[Inventory]
3.00$
Stick of gum
Individual Cheeto
Sugarcoat's Phone number (stolen from her phone)
Lint
>The cheapest snack is 3.00, but it's only a Soda.
"Would you like to go in on a large popcorn? I got four dollars!"
>A large Popcorn is twelve bucks,
>How does a Dapper gentleman such as you treat his lady?Don't you guys dare blame me for the way MOONDA speaks,
>>27628289
>we're a fedora white knight
Kill ourselves
>>27628289
>Don't you guys dare blame me for the way MOONDA speaks,
Well, he has crippling autism so it's understandable.Faggot.
Exchange Sugarcoat's phone number for money to some guy.
Then, buy the large Popcorn.
>>27628373
>using a number you stole for popcorn
Dat crippling autism
>>27628289
Bank on the fact that in this dykeshit-filled multiverse, just about every person you encounter is at least partially gay.
Gently butter up and seduce the vendor, and trade him a large popcorn for your phone number. And by your phone number I mean Sugarcoat's phone number.
>>27628484
>implying
Never assume anon.
>>27628513
We don't have to assume. We know for a fact that dykeshit/homoshit is the norm in this universe.
>>27628779
No we don't.
>>27628779
Why? Because mang fruit and philli trap are i'in this ambiguous gay movie? I've yet to see any inclination that being a milky licker is the norm
>>27628484
Also Moonda is a man baby yeh!
>>27629398L-lood
>>27628289
>[Inventory]
>>27567085
What do I get
Soonish[/spoiler
>>27629861If it's not one thing,it's another. At least I had my trip on
>>27629861Do you even spoiler?
>>27629861
Sugar a bully
>>27628289
Ha, this is great so far. Reminds me that I really need to get back to running Fuck-Your-Mom-Quest.
As for the meal, offer her your one Cheeto. She will understand the meaning of the gesture, and how special it is to you.
illegal
>>27632800
ILLEGAL FUCKING SHIMMIGRANTS, TAKE THEM OUT.
>>27632800
I want to marry a Shimmigrant
>>27632943
>vintage NST memes
ayy
Bump 500
>>27633042
So you want to marry a killer and a rapist, gotcha
new thread
>>27633205
>>27633205
>>27633205
>>27633081
unf yes
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