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>>27453360
>"There was a war. A Time War. The last great Time War. My people fought a race called the Daleks for the sake of all creation, and they lost. They lost. Everyone lost. They're all gone now, my family, my friends, even that sky. Ah, you should have seen it, that old planet. The second sun would rise in the south, the mountains would shine. The leaves on the trees were silver. When they caught the light every morning, they lit the forest on fire. We always had..."
>"Admit it, you two are fucking"
>"You don't get it! If we don't find the bomb in the next twenty-four minutes this whole valley is going to blow!"
"Discord never told you what happened to your father."
>"He told me enough, Anon! He told me you killed him!"
"No Celestia, I am your father."
>"Are you sure, Spike? Maybe this will be a good episode, maybe we should go to Manehattan and help Rarity with her new boutique."
>>27453360
>"Sweep, sweep, sweep, sweep.."
>>27453611
kek
>"Once I kill her, ponyville will once again acknowledge me as their one true god."
>"SAY WHAT AGAIN DARE I DOUBLE DARE YOU MOTHERFUCKER>>27453360
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>>27453360
>"I just shot Twilight Sparkle!"
>>27453611
And then they both spent the episode having fun at a bar together
>>27453360
It was reveled that the ride would never end.
RAINBOW DASH DIES IN A HORRIFIC TRAIN ACCIDENT
>>27453360
>"I know exhibition isn't my thing, but I'll do anything for you babe."
>>27453360
>"You sure this time traveling stuff isn't gonna do anything bad?"
>"Yeah, it'll be fine!"
>"What do you mean Shining Armor is infertile?"
*Discord pulls of his head to reveal Celestia*
ITS ME TWILIGHT! ITS ME TWILIGHT! IT WAS ME ALL ALONG TWILIGHT!
>"If we don't get that book now, every single minion of Hell is going to swarm Ponyville!"
>>27454957
What is the context of this image?
>"Where is my chocolate pudding"
>"Remember that time you got sent back to magic kindergarten? IT WAS ME, TWILIGHT! ME!"
>"I came here to buck apples and kick ass."
>"And I'm all out of apples."
>>27456180
who is this rabbit?
>>27456190
Judy Hopps
>"Oh, and I'm in here too, for some reason. Because I'm Bill Murray."
>*Record scratch*
>*Freeze frame*
>"So you're probably wondering how I got here"
>>27456252
>It's a long, sad story involving magic, singing animals, and me being an idiot.
>>27456272
>"First we need to go back"
>*Scene rewinds*
>*Midwife leaning over heavily pregnant mare*
"It's a girl!"
>"Woah, woah, not that far back!"
>*Fast forward*
>"Here we go. Right about here..."
>>27454964
Who'd you cheat on this time cadence for Flurry?
>>27456502
>"It all started when I flew into this purple unicorn..."
>>27456529
>Everybody Hates Rainbow Dash
>Starring Rainbow Dash
>>27456592
>Everybody Hates Rainbow Dash
>Starring Rainbow Crash
>>27456695
>>27456592
>With Ditzy Doo as Derpy Hooves.
>>27456718
>*Friends theme song starts playing*
>"I'll ask again Pinkie Pie. How many bodies can you fit in an oven?"
>>27456742
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2vuaqDDr--Q
>>27453360
>"We gotta find this cereal rapist before he strikes again"
>>27453360
>Celestia became fed up with all the damn horse shit covering her entire nation and invested into more functioning outhouses
>>27456760
>Special guest appearance by Jerry Seinfeld
>>27453360
"I'm pregnant, Spike. And YOU'RE the father!"
>>27456967
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-6yxSgxk1U&ab_channel=Shaunbadia195
>>27457146
That fucking bass at the begining always gets me
