I want Applejack to harvest apples inside my penis
>>27451607
I've actually always wondered how it would be like if you planted a seed inside your penis. Like if the roots would embed themselves into your balls and your flesh would meld with the plant, and if you could grow penis fruit off your penis tree.
>>27451607
I just imagine this.
>>27451672
>penis plant
uhm, you know that it is impossible for a plant seed to grow in your body, right?
The nutrients needed for the plant to grow isn't stored in your penis.... you can put a coral in your body and it would grow, but it is very painful so i wouldn't do it.
is this a new fetish or something?
>>27451672
>I've actually always wondered how it would be like if you planted a seed inside your penis
Please, do it. If you don't mind what tree to plant, a peach seed would be the perfect choice. Please, please, plant a peach tree inside your penis. Do it now!
>>27451733
Maybe the roots could grow through the body and come out of your anus, then once you sit down and take root you'll be stuck to the ground permanently. That way you can self fertilize the plant with your own manure. Or maybe you could put it through a sponge and try hydroponics.
It's not really a fetish, I just think its an interesting ideahaha
>>27451754
>Maybe the roots could grow through the body and come out of your anus, then once you sit down and take root you'll be stuck to the ground permanently.
this is the weirdest guy i've seen in awhile
threads like this are why i love this place
>>27451789
>>27451778
>Not recognizinghaha
>>27451607
Well, you've got two low hanging fruits in your ballsack anon.
I say, go for it. Let her harvest your nut seeds and plant it in her innermost orchard.
I was thinking that after planting my roots and absorbing enough nutrients I could maybe start growing some branches, they'd probably emerge as small nubs from underneath my foreskin, but I would peel it back to reveal them to be mini penis branches that would slowly grow outwards.
They'd all be a bit flaccid at first, but after awhile they'll spring up and start to harden. Once they've hardened I'd have my gardener who I hired to first attach and secure a condom to each end. Then she would stroke that end until each dick branch has ejaculated which also extends the urethra outside the penis itself.
This part will eventually be the stalk of the fruit that I will bear. Once the fruit is ready the extended urethra will have hardened into a proper stalk and the fruit can be picked. If you were to pick it prematurely it would be extremely painful to pluck it off but after the urethra stalk has hardened the nerves have also weakened. The resulting fruit would have a very rich and decadent flesh.
I think this is the best way of describing OP's desire to be harvested by Applejack. I think Applejack could successfully run a plantation in this manner.
>>27451845
Here we were, getting all excited over this, then you just had to go and ruin it.
>>27451799
>recognizing a meme from /v/
that would require visiting the festering shit hole known as /v/
why the flying fuck would i want to do that?
>>27451845
and Applejack is kicking the trees to harvest the fruit right? this post hurts to write...
>>27451865
>why the flying fuck would i wnat to do that?
So that you can keep up with the dankest maymays familia
bump for planting seeds inside penis
>>27451845
>it would be extremely painful
For you
>>27451607
>No easy task to clear the ground: Plant our tiny seeds.
>>27451607
>>27451672
>And everything else in this thread.
>>27451845
I'm out
>>27451607
>>27451672
no ones going to screencap you faget.
