This isn't going to work anyways. She's immortal.
She never learns though.
>>25043410
Don't think she's immortal. Just never been close to being killed.
>>25043410
She's immortal, immortal implies that she can't be killed by natural causes.
But she's not invincible. Theres a difference.
>>25043545
So basically she can put herself into a coma but she can't kill herself.
>>25043410
hanging her looks like it would be the same as hanging a goose.
Very difficult and probably not as rewarding
>>25043561
No. Natural causes means like old age and disease. Suicide isn't a natural cause
>>25043561
kill yourself
>>25043561
Jesus, how old are you to not understand that?
>>25043410
God damn it, Celestia. Look, I know you are old and at that rate you always need something new in order to get your rocks off. But pulling a Carradine? Blue is not your color anyway.
What if she just trolled ponies?
>>25043410
Quick, send her a friendship letter
