A Poem: Welcome to /m/
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Welcome to /m/
Oh welcome to /m/
If you're new here
then let me tell you of them
They lurk
The posting jerks
Anonymous
Shitposting with a smirk
They argue and argue
What is /m/
Is it us
Or is it them
It's shit, it's shit
That is simply it
And you're a fag
for posting it
If you're so bold
To post new or old
Then you shall be told
That you are cuckold
They'll whine like ladies
If it's not from the 80s
And if there's no floof
Then your thread will go
Poof
>>14256577
Suck my dick Nick, eat balls Saul
The mecha is dead
You are nigger
This isn't even a poem
It's slow as hell
And you can tell
The same old posters
Show and tell
Vapid opinions spoken as fact
Posting, posting
They'll always be back
Translate this
Translate that
The entire ordeal
Smells of fat
SO THEY'RE FINALLY HERE
PERFORMING FOR YOU
IF YOU KNOW THE WORDS
YOU CAN JOIN IN TOO
Is it real
Is it super
Kiddy shit
or sci-fi troopers
They are actual genres
You are assured
But no mecha director
Ever avoided the abusrd
Giant robots simply aren't real
And they never will be
No matter how you feel
Welcome to /m/
Oh welcome to /m/
Please don't become
One of them
PUT YOUR HANDS TOGETHER
IF YOU WANNA CLAP
AS WE TAKE YOU THROUGH THIS MONKEY RAP
>>14256603
Italians aren't even real.
IK
IRON KONG
HE'S THE LEADER OF THE BUNCH
YOU KNOW HIM WELL
HE'S FINALLY BACK
TO KICK SOME TAIL
HIS GATLING GUNS
CAN FIRE IN SPURTS
IF HE SHOOTS YA
IT'S GONNA HURT
HE'S BIGGER
FASTER
AND STRONGER TOO
HE'S THE FIRST MEMBER
OF THE IK CREW
THIS KONG'S GOT STYLE
SO LISTEN UP DUDES
SHE CAN FUSE WITH LIGERS
TO SUIT HER MOOD
SHE'S QUICK AND NIMBLE WHEN SHE NEEDS TO BE
SHE CAN FIRE MISSILES AND CLIMB UP TREES
IF YOU CHOOSE HER, YOU WON'T CHOOSE WRONG
WITH A SKIP AND A HOP, SHE'S ONE COOL KONG
HE HAS NO STYLE, HE HAS NO GRACE
THIS KONG HAS A FUNNY FACE
HE CAN HANDSTAND WHEN HE NEEDS TOO
AND STRETCH HIS ARMS OUT, JUST FOR YOU
INFLATE HIS BACKPACK, JUST LIKE A BALOON
THIS CRAZY KONG JUST DIGS THIS TUNE
IK
IRON KONG
IK
IRON KONG IS HERE
HE'S BACK AGAIN AND ABOUT TIME TOO
AND THIS TIME HE'S IN THE MOOD
HE CAN FLY REAL HIGH WITH HIS THRUSTERS ON
WITH HIS MISSILES OUT, HE'S ONE TOUGH KONG
HE CAN MAKE YOU SMILE WHEN YOU HEAR HIS TUNE
BUT HELICS BEWARE
CAUSE HE'S AFTER YOU!
IK
IRON KONG!
There are no mods
Reporting has a 1:4 chance of working
Do not reply to snapshit.
FINALLY, HE'S HERE FOR YOU
HE'S THE LAST MEMBER, OF THE IK CREW
THIS KONG'S SO STRONG IT ISN'T FUNNY
CAN MAKE A -SAURER CRY OUT FOR MUMMY!
HE CAN PICK UP A BOULDER WITH RELATIVE EASE
MAKES CRUSHING ROCKS SEEM SUCH A BREEZE
HE CAN'T MOVE FAST, HE CAN'T JUMP HIGH
BUT THIS KONG'S ONE HELL OF A GUY!
Don't fall for a shitposter's trick
Unless you want to be called a spic
Remember that /toy/ is for model kits
And that your favorite show is shit
Be prepared to defend it from attack
Even though the director is surely a hack
But please go away if you're too wimpy
We don't need another clawshrimpy
WALNUTS PEANUTS PINEAPPLE SMELLS
GRAPES MELONS ORANGES AND COCONUT SHELLS!
WALNUTS PEANUTS PINEAPPLE SMELLS
GRAPES MELONS ORANGES AND COCONUT SHELLS!
WALNUTS PEANUTS PINEAPPLE SMELLS
GRAPES MELONS ORANGES AND COCONUT SHELLS!
WALNUTS PEANUTS PINEAPPLE SMELLS
GRAPES MELONS ORANGES AND COCONUT SHELLS AW YEAH!
>>14256577
This thread is meta
You should know better
I'm announcing my report
No need to retort
You or I might be banned
With a vagina full of sand
