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'Merican Hero Edition
So tired of all these fireworks.
>>61679037
kys
>>61679037
This, they've been going off for weeks and my dog is flipping out.
I'm so tired
h-hi big strong americans and spanish bastardos and FUCKING LEAFERS hehe
>>61678986
Is this a real news story?
WELL IM PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN, WHERE AT LEAST I KNOW IM FREE
>Fireworks that just make a boom sound
Objectively the worst ones why would you buy this junk tier
>>61679144
>being this lazy
http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2016/07/03/army-vet-rescues-bald-eagle-dangling-rope-75-foot-tree-mowing-branches-rifle-daily-mail/
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3671801/Army-veteran-rescues-bald-eagle-dangling-upside-rope-75-foot-tree.html
http://insider.foxnews.com/2016/07/03/army-veteran-saves-bald-eagle-stuck-upside-down-tree
>>61679037
>fireworks at 10pm on July 1
>fireworks at 12am on July 2
>fireworks at 8pm on July 3
why can't our nation read a calendar
>>61679134
>>61679106
why not?
i though the concept of an all star american team crushing at a global event would be appealing to american fans
do you guys at least get into the olympics
basketball?
Spain seem like the 2cd best team internationally, given you some close games during the last few olympics
God Bless Americaaaa
Let Freeeedom Riiing
>>61679252
A true American patriot.
>>61679319
we're HUGE on olympic basketball, but FIBA is barely marketed, so msot people dont even know its happening. The dream team '92 olympic squad with MJ, Magic, and Larry bird is one of the most iconic teams in american sports hsitory
first day of my diet, I'm so hungry, lads.
Post burgers and pizzas pls.
>>61679319
I watch the olympics basketball
desu FIBA isn't well-known here, I'll remember to watch it now
>>61679291
>impyling we can only celebrate on the 4th
>>61679120
HI Austrianbro
alright, they didn't have any full packs of boston lager so I got the variety
jamming CCR
Brew Free or Die
Happy Birthday to us
>>61678986
God bless this man
>>61679388
gotchu covered, Ivan
might have to get me a combo myself today
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NIt3PM5DF_c
>>61679388
yum yum
God bless ameriga and burgers.
Does bourbon and dr.pepper go well together?
>>61679388
There's no need to go hungry to lose weight, just eat shit that's healthy and low in trans fats and saturated fats and stuff and do cardio
oh my god I lllloooooovvvvveeee these final hours
>>61679480
Merci, greatesy ally
>>61678986
a real american hero
>>61679388
Here lad
100% american
>>61679431
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wIjUY3pjN8E
Thank you for this beautiful invention.
>>61679291
I live near Guinea faggots so they've been shotting them off for a few weeks. I probably should have called the cops.
>>61679431
>>61679581
Thank you for this patriotic music suggestion
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXJQOWsp6f4
me on the right desu
Thank you for these kind of old fashioned movies from the spielberg era.
>>61679672
>Calling the authorities to curb freedom
Take it from a Californian, do not do this.
>>61679636
Popeyes is better but they aren't international
>>61679388
>going on a diet to lose weight
When will they ever learn?
>>61679496
If you have to mix with soda bc pussy or for stealth, you couldn't do much better than dr. pepper.
>>61679705
forgot image
These rust dev faggots break their game with every patch
I'm going to have to grief in gmod all day then
>>61679707
Yeah but they've been doing it for WEEKS. My dog is terrified every night. They live on the outskirts of our neighborhood and I can still hear them every night. Being a libertarian I have not been able to get myself to snitch. But I really want to.
>>61679480
Merci beaucoup, mon ami gentil
REJOIN THE EMPIRE, JOIN THE COMMONWEALTH
>>61679802
>UNIRONICALLY playing Rust
What cigars should I get lads
I'm in the mood for a stogey
>>61679832
>wanting to live under the same rule as India
>>61679850
>not wanting to run around as a caveman chucking spears at people while blasting music through your comms
>>61679443
>>61679473
>>61679479
>>61679473
oh, such a suffering.
What about a sitcom where a libertarian and an authoritarian are roommates?
They have a wacky anarchist neighbor that gets them into crazy adventures.
>>61679857
The ones with weed in them
>>61679726
Thanks bud. I'm a fucking pussy lightweight that can't drink it straight.
>>61679804
Poor pupper. I guess you should call after tonight if it continues on. Just make sure to comfort your dog more than usual.
>>61679832
We'll join but things will be a bit different. Guns and freedoms for all. None of that commie metric shit either.
Thank you America for making our nation possible. Memes aside, you truly are the reason the south exists today and why the North hasnt overrun us. Even if most of my generation doesnt respect you(collegere kids), i do.
>>61679948
You're a bigger cuck than that Bahamas poofter
Getting involved with the korean war was a mistake
>>61679971
Thank you Israeli anon
>>61679999
says the aborigine shilling for his british masters
>>61679480
Vive la France !
>>61679713
worked for me last time.
I just have sedece lifestyl that is why I should use diets instead of sport (sport is too expensive)
>>61679498
I should rid off 10 kgs in 1 month that is why I only drink water and coffe woth milk without sugar. And smoke.
>>61679948
No problem m8. Just keep living on and we can keep being friends.
>>61679933
Not gonna lie, way back when I took a weekend and a bottle and intentionally trained on it.
Happy 4th ameribro.
What have you done to celebrate this day? I've been told on /int/ that unitedstatesians do this:
-Clap
-Swipe their credit cards repeatedly at the nearest Walmart
-Get stuck in a patriotic traffic jam and sing the national anthem with the other drivers
-Collect the bald eagle tears raining from the Statue of liberty.
-Clap
-Load their missile silos in case the ruskies want to interrupt anything
-Government-mandated outfits that must include stars and stripes
-Mandatory red cups and beer pong games everywhere.
-Clap
>>61680019
We needed to stop the spread of communism everywhere. Kinda like how you spray around the perimeter of your house with pesticide.
>>61680090
We also force the Colombian government to take our throbbing bald eagle dicks in the name of alliances.
>>61680317
so funny xddd look at his head he has an hair style!!!! jajajajajajja
>>61680317
what a stupid duck
>>61680365
lmao
>>61680090
I've been reading more into the constitution recently, appreciating some noble fundamentals upon which this country is based.
http://www.archives.gov/exhibits/charters/constitution_transcript.html
Later, I will participate in a BBQ, and possibly a pool party with family and family friends. We will light fireworks and drink in the evening. Today will be a fun day.
>>61679711
>popeyes is better
Happy 4th of July burgerfriends
>>61680143
Not before getting coke'd apparently. American noses are insane!
>>61680414
Dog bless Ameriga
>>61679933
Yeah I am letting him sleep in my bed but he shakes until he falls asleep. It brakes my heart.
>>61680500
Thank you hungry anon
>>61680431
Happy 4th, buddy. Enjoy your fireworks and freedom dogs.
>>61678986
is this real?
>shooting in a manner that will maintain a ballistic arc and hit someone a mile away
>>61680063
I am vegetarian so I stay lean with out much effort but I do play football (soccer) a lot. Do you like football?
>>61680552
those proportions are horribly done
look at those hands, it seems like tiny hands are a sign of drawing autism
>blasting CCR
>black roommate comes home and says this is some nigger hanging music
>tell him no, that would be swing
didn't happen, but imagine, buds. there's actually a 25 percent chance that this exchange will occur as we usually joke about that shit
>>61680561
thanks, broseph
>>61677756
Need a vapeman in that thread lads
Tell me about your country Canada.
>>61680698
I'm sorry, you can do better? Post your OC 'migo'
>>61680703
>we usually joke about that shit
Based roommate
>>61679893
it seems the game is inherently unplayable unless you're a massive nerd/neet, aside from doing what you mention
>>61680703
I am black and I had a white cabin mate at an old summer camp that used to play Johnny Rebel because he found it hilarious. At first I was uncomfortable but I couldn't help but laugh. If we weren't good friends I would have thought it he was racist.
>>61678986
wtf i love america now
>>61680698
I think you're just nitpicking m8
>>61680784
he's p great desu. he always pulls the black card to people as a joke to make libs uncomftorable
Testing. I am currently in the United States.
>mfw a stranger offers a bigmac and fries in exchange for my services.
>>61679252
>>61680679
oh ok
a .22 is relatively safe to do that with
good lad
>>61680755
>>>61680813
no, proportions help to draw the whole drawing, you can't just don't understand them and try to draw human bodies.
Of course there are no golden rules to this but definely wrong ways to do it and tiny hand are a sign of not knowing teh real size of the human parts
>>61679095
>Having a dog that flips out over fireworks
lol
>>61680903
BAN EVADER! BAN EVADER!
WEEEEE WOOOOOO WEEEEE WOOOOOO WE GOT'S OURSELVES A BAN EVADER
how do i become american /cum/?
>so much Reddit-tier "This." posting
>>61681003
this
>>61680963
thats one patriotic duck
>>61680963
nice
>>61680981
I'm not. My internet here is just fucked.
About to try and sell my old car /cum/bois, wish me luck
>>61681001
apply for citizenship, eat a big mac everyday, and renounce the crown
>>61681001
Cross the border senpai
>>61680977
Not bad desu.
Happy birthday America, already 2016 years old. Best ally, neighbor and friend.
>>61680978
He's a rescue, he used to be abused he was quite fearful at first but with a good amount of training and love he has come to trust and love us. But he still hates fireworks.
>>61681100
t. border patrol agent
>>61681100
haha i tricked you, i'm already an american
>>61681053
Oh okay
>>61681131
thanks leafbro
>>61681131
Thanks leafbro. I hope I can visit our best neighbor soon.
>>61681157
>>>/reddit/
>>61681131
Thank you best ally
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mHSaHRd4Q48
>>61681003
This desu
>>61681131
God bless the Anglosphere
>no one is giving you any (you)s
>>61681179
You thanked him like you are an American yet you have a Canadian flag.
@61681377
I haven't eaten anything today other than 4 beers and a few slices of watermelon.
Gonna make bacon cheesburgers later today tqh
>>61681377
check again bud
There's a cute girl at this party who was sitting alone and I was too much of a pussy to talk to her. Fuck my life bros I'm getting drunk then trying again
>>61681380
I know.
>>61681053
>tfw you dont give it to them
I have yet a single firework today.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9EPns3DmOk
Rate Drachenlord's English skills
He is Germany's Chris-chan
>>61681443
Oh okay!
>>61681490
>can't buy fireworks for canada day here
>can only buy fireworks one time of the year, halloween
>>61681413
Thanks m8
>>61681400
Rude
How do you guys feel about this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sIoo3TqKe-M
Hello
Fug. The new Doom is absolutely rad
>>61681579
>avocado
>>61681637
thought it was pretty meh
default shotgun is literal ass without upgrades, and the chainsaw turning everything into a pinata sucks
>>61681579
it doesn't help when you just ate and are full
>>61681637
>playing video games
This site is 18+ kid
>>61681694
he is right, vimanas were real yo
Alri boys
Once again its time for me to leave you for the night
>>61681677
I got tired of Overwatch pretty fast with how little variety was available at launch so I scooped it up today. Seems dope so far.
What have you been playing
>>61681637
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kjIVkl34Vig
What did you think of the music?
>>61681801
gnight, latvia
>>61681801
G'night luv
>>61681808
I fell for the "WW is good" meme again, so Ive been slogging through WW HD, otherwise Rocket League and subnautica
Im not saying Doom 16 was terrible, just not as great as everyone says it is
>>61679428
>austrian
Wat
what are some good patriotic songs to listen to at tonight's bbq
>>61681892
I never copped Rocket League................................... maybe I should
>>61681694
>world power by 2030 lads
Weren't they saying 2020 before?
Also fuck you janny.
>>61682033
if you have to ask you're probably not a patriot
>>61681694
Seriously, who is the janny in this thread?
lmfao
what a pathetic cuck do you have to be to do this shit FOR FREE on July 4th?
Janny definitely confirmed for hardcore no life fagget now
>>61681892
>Subnautica
Love that game, its both relaxing and terrifying. What was the point of making a welder and fixing my escape pod though?
>>61682033
[muffled It Ain't Me playing in the distance]
>>61682072
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>61682033
America fuck yeah on loop
>>61682033
Spaghetti western tracks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gz6BrX9t3k0
>>61681818
cringe
>>61682099
maybe to send a distress signal or something? Dunno, maybe itll go somewhere in the final release
pls respond
Happy Freedom Day!
>>61682171
Cute Canadians :3
>>61682033
Party in the USA by Miley Cyrus
WWAAAAAZZZAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>61682281
Tru
>>61679154
AND I WON'T FORGET THE MEN WHO DIED AND GAVE THAT RIGHT TO ME!!!
>>61682306
Chillin' chillin'
god bless
Minnesota
all of my neighbors still dont like me!
yay!
>German music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWnBSFr9xR0
>>61682567
I could eat schnitzel to this
i have a small gap between my two front teeth
What if the Pope has a BIG penis?
Why is she so attractive bros?
>>61678986
Happy 4th of July, Ameribros
>>61682547
my neighbors keep asking me to come drink with them
>>61682623
go to the dentist and get them binded
what's the best american movie to watch later?
got the beer already. bout to go out and get burger ingredients, just need a flick to enjoy it allwith
>>61682547
What did you do?
>>61682617
Pepe has no pee pee?
>>61682623
Perfect for filing them into fangs ma nugguh
>>61682656
she's such a qt, too bad they ug her down in got
>>61682679
Miracle on Ice. College kids beating one of the best teams ever assembled.
Damn it's good to be an American.
>tfw gf
>>61682682
i bee'd myself
>>61682656
>Curls
Not a fan.
this is pretty cool tbqHwU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B5zOBty9JKM
>>61682623
sounds perfect for my dingaling
>>61682679
Speed Racer.
My religion.
>>61682679
Sandlot
POST QT's NOW
>>61682670
T-Thanks.
>>61682679
cool runnings
>>61682567
isnt that dutch song tho?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=le6uFnLwqYU
>>61682679
Independence day
>>61682752
Eh, different strokes
>>61682752
How's 8th grade?
fuckin merica
reportin from afghanistan
>>61682789
think this will be the pick
>>61682859
the melody is from a folk song from britanny
I want a mixed raced curly haired gf.
>>61682921
Why do you have a US fleg then?
>>61682656
She totally wants Bran's dick irl 2bh
>>61683035
don't know don't care fuck yea
>>61683006
yea I looked it up a moment ago
boy was I suprised
>>61683022
same
btw happy 4th of july ameribros
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5bcpjUjLpU
I bet you didn't know Stars and Stripes Forever had lyrics.
Vaping a marijuana, lads.
>tfw big pope penis
>>61679496
Bourbon and Dr. Pepper do go well together. Bourbon and root beer go well together too.
>>61682916
Goddess of femininity. Hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng
Reminder that SEGA started off in Hawaii, making them American.
>>61683199
Whiskey and sprite is also good, surprisingly
>>61682076
>cucky cuck cuck black dicks and cucks xD my entire worldview is based on black dicks haha cucky cuck cuck fuck cucks louis CucK haha CUC
>>61683255
Good post
I DON'T WANT TO SIT DOWN AND EAT WITH THE HUMANS AND THERE IS NO ALCOHOL
>aryan masterreich
>>61682848
Did you have a burger and set off your fireworks?
>>61683245
>surprisingly
It's called a 7&7. Seagram's 7 Canadian Crown with 7-Up/
>british neighbour wants me to drink with him
>cool guy, would be fun
>concerned i'll get to chatty and reveal things i shouldn't have my neighbors knowing
better safe than sorry i suppose, i am a blabber mouth when drunk
Had a triplemeat patty melt from Whataburger today. Fuck it was so good, I'm so full
>>61683411
He doesn't care about your trap porn stash.
>>61683419
Ive always wanted to try whataburger
when will they move west?
>faggots are butthurt on the 4th
From a burger in Germany, kys
>>61683493
Fuck Whataburger, pray for Culver's
>>61683317
No burgers or fireworks yet. Things start up at around 10 here.
Going to visit my parents and have a little bbq with them.
>>61683529
never heard of it
>>61683529
Marshmallow shakes are goat
>worked canada day
>have America day off
>phone auto capitalized America but not canada
Fuck my shit up
>>61683419
Looks good but I hate lettuce, tomato, pickles and other green shit on my burgers.
Onions is all the vegetable that is supposed to go on there tbqfwu
>>61683411
I just wanted a drink and a friendly chat. ;_;
>>61683633
Kek
If a girl asks me how much sex experience I have but I'm a virgin, should I be honest?
>>61683633
I celebrated Canada day by playing some Chel.
>>61683681
yes, it's charming
>Another one of my cousins is marrying a Canadian
How do i stop this
>>61683638
Pic related wasn't a patty melt, patty melt is only cheese, beef, onions, and "creamy pepper sauce"
>>61683681
Literally no. How dense are you
>>61683681
Of course.
>>61683681
Just bee yourself ;-)
@61680431
How did you get the picture to move?
>>61683712
Marry an extremely cute Canadian to spite them.
>>61683712
SUBMIT TO OUR WILL
>>61683681
Laugh and say not much. If she presses further say your a virgin. Lying will be obvious and a turn off.
>t.from experience.
>>61683724
sounds fuccen amazing
really, really want to do a fast food road trip
but saving up for my year in taiwan is #1 priority
>>61683731
>>61683708
>>61683737
>>61683738
conflicting information ;_;
If I lie and say I have experience she'll probably have higher expectations that I won't be able to meet
>>61683712
Your cousins are Canadian cock servicers now
>>61683779
so what, she'll just think you're a bad fuck then (in case you are)
but at least you will have gotten yer dick wet
sex isn't hard, you stick it in and move around
>>61683779
Just tell her you were fucking your dog and that she doesn't complain much
>>61683681
Never be honest.
Tell her you did vanilla stuff with a girl and thats all.
>>61683759
Look, i dont have problem with english canadian, but its been all FUCKING FRENCH CANADIANS ,they have this silly accent and sound gay as fuck, and as soon as they learn that i speak a little french the faggots refused to ever talk in english to me again.
Really excited about sleeping but I can't walk away from my computer until I win this internet argument. I don't care if its a waste of time or if I'm pathetic. As long as this cocksmoker knows I'm smarter than him.
>>61683666
would you be disturbed by my large gun collection?
I don't feel any patriotism for this country in the least bit.
>>61683951
I do, give me your nationality you cuck.
Really wish i could post vapeman so i can quote the guy above me
>>61683951
Are you a cuck?
>fireworks are chinese
Fug
>>61683993
No just tired.
>>61683991
Did I hear vapeman?
>>61683991
Maybe he wants you too
>>61684058
Careful lad the janny despises vapeman
Where were you born, /cum/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5weuZocUuIs
>>61683978
I'm not that poster, but I recently applied to get Mexican citizenship (currently in US for a few days visiting family, but I've lived in Mexico for the past 8 years).
>>61684058
Woah woah woah, you can't just post vapeman all willy nilly like that anymore. Janny gets upset.
How do you piss off a french canadian?
Serious question
Also frenchies while at it,i need to take revenge on one of those faggots for calling my Flamkuchen "Tartee flambee"
Just sold my old shitty car for 600 Canadian tire dollars lads
>I would have accepted any amount over 100 dollars
kek
>>61684141
Speak english
>>61684159
Doesnt pisses them off that much, they just keep speaking french
>>61684141
Insult poutine and speak English.
>tfw unbanned in time to shitpost on george washingtons birthday
>>61684199
ask them why they can't speak good french like the people in europe
*pranks you*
>>61684141
>How do you piss off a french canadian?
>Serious question
Show your admiration for Stephen Harper, Say the habs are shit,
Say you don't quite understand THEIR French, Remind them they are Canadian.
>>61684275
>Say you don't quite understand THEIR French
thanks, i dont actually understand their shitty accentat all so this might work
>Say the habs are shit
But i like the habs senpai
>Remind them they're canadian
I will
>Show admiration for Stephen Harper
How much does this triggers them
Not gonna lie, this gets my dick wetter than tsunami
>>61684412
that looks disgusting
>>61684412
That literally looks like someone took a wet dump on your sandwich
>>61684412
I wanna eat me some slops i tell u hwut
>>61684412
how do you manage to make sloppy joes look disgusting
jesus
>>61684412
Literally looks like my shit when i have diarrhea
>>61684445
>>61684440
umm it's like a __perfect__ SLOPPY joes sammy
>>61684412
good old diarrhea
>>61684365
All work surprisingly well imo
>>61684412
I literally came as soon as I saw that. I need to change me pants now
>>61684445
Exactly
Why are Americans either the best waht humanity has to offer or total pieces of shit? I mean sometimes USA gets the best out of multiculturalism and there's a reason why USA will keep its position as the number one superpower.
But on the other hand so many Americans are full of shit, racism and idiotism.
how do you make your self not a person repellent? I feel like I have an aura around me that just says "fuck this kid, don't acknowledge him"
>>61684365
Fuck that. Say some cheeky shit about how Quebec should be proud to be part of Canada or something.
Basically just undermine Quebec and French-Canadians as a people. That's all they care about, their uniqueness and identity. So if you undermine it or disregard what special snowflakes they are, even slightly or lightheartedly, they'll blow a gasket.
>>61684545
>But on the other hand so many Americans are full of shit, racism and idiotism
only in the south, really
>>61684545
if by multiculturalism you mean western multiculturalism
>>61684545
I love Finnish people, please emigrate to the US.
>>61684546
Well first, stop using the word aura, yeah?
>>61684546
Become a bantz master, that literally made me get a girl to invite me to a music fest
>>61684545
it gets hard to not be racist sometimes when you see some of the shit that goes on here
GIVE ME ALL YOUR MONEY OR IT WILL BURN
>>61684599
I mean multiculturalism where different peoples came to the USA and brought something with them but adopted the American way of life.
>>61684602
Actually I'm applying for university. Hopefully I get in. Though I need financial aid because your colleges are so expensive ):
>>61684658
OKAY OKAY OKAY JUST DON'T HURT THE FLAG, FRERERERERERERE!!!!
>>61684676
Noice. Try to apply at public colleges because they're a lot cheaper. Also tell your Finnish friends that we need a Finnish restaurant in New York.
>>61684658
w-why, France
>>61684545
Massive expanse of land harboring different people from different muh heritages with different opinions, values, experiences, etc.
>>61684658
Notre plus grand ami, non
>>61684658
America rule #1
We don't comply with terrorist demands
>>61684658
Is it still illegal to burn the flag in murrica? I can't even remember if thr law passed or not
>>61682101
it's called fortunate son you fucking commie.
>>61684727
Just saw Independence Day Resurgence and it was shit
I need revenge
>>61684720
Problem with public colleges is that they like in-state residents more. But somehow I think degree from American college is worth a lot more than same from Finnish university.
Finnish restaurant in New York? What's that? You guys wouldn't eat Black Sausage, salmon soup or reindeer!
>>61684808
Good luck, Joonas. I like black sasuage desu
>>61684545
It's like how Europe has all of it's progressive countries and then there's Poland, we have the moderate/relatively educated parts of the US and then the deep south.
>>61684766
Not illegal but starting fire in the open can lead to some complications with the law depending on the state :^)
>>61684766
It started being legal in 1969.
>>61684491
That is some fat fucking callus on her soles, I expected better of you my friend.
>>61684658
Je n'ai pas d'argent, soyez gentil s'il vous plait
(Don't know if the last part of that is correctly worded...)
>>61684795
>what is "a meme"
>>61685466
never heard of it.
>>61684658
I wouldn't do that if I were you, ahmed
>>61684766
i would think it's considered freedom of speech
I refuse to acknowledge Treason Day, so I'll just say have a good day, Ameribros
>>61682033
Lynyrd Skynyrd - Free Bird
>>61683951
You're paying too much attention to cherry picked fatties and politics.
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