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Westminster voting intention:
CON: 36% (+1)
LAB: 30% (-)
UKIP: 17% (+1)
LDEM: 8% (-)
GRN: 4% (-)
(via ComRes, online / 11 - 12 May)
Wahey
feel like i'm missing out but i cba watching eurovision
>>59358139
It's 8pm mate
Literally only watch Eurovision to listen to Graham Norton being bitchy
>when you know your country will never win eurovision again
>>59358325
top qt italian on rn
*injects race into the argument*
>>59358380
>His country has to take part in the semi finals
>>59358325
It's in Sweden lad
This is meme-central. Imagine all the blacks in national Swedish dress? The gay vikings and inter-racial families
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JzOyowqA2IE
Ahh yes, black people.
>Italians
>>59358380
>when your country is about to win but a political statement takes it
goong out for dinner with a mate (no homo we just both like food)
wearing levis and a white ocbd and brown oxfords
feel bad for wearing jeans to a restaurant but it's not hot enough to wear my stone coloured chinos yet nor my linen trousers and I don't have any other chinos
so jeans it is
looking forward to the summer lads?
watching eurovision is like putting black paint over your third eye
Britain's national security is/would be stronger...
By staying in the EU: 38%
If it left the EU: 42%
(via ComRes)
The Government can/could control Britain's borders better...
By staying in the EU: 27%
If it left the EU: 57%
(via ComRes)
On who is more likely to tell the truth about the EU:
David Cameron: 21%
Boris Johnson: 45%
(via ComRes)
On which campaign is more likely to tell the truth about the EU:
Remain: 24%
Leave: 39%
(via ComRes)
>>59358204
>"Just wait until the EU referendum. The Tories will be tearing each other apart and Labour will have a double digit lead"
- All Redditors a few months ago
>mate turned his garage into a pub
>£1 for a pint
>were both in there every single day after work
>get absolutely wandered every Friday and Saturday
We might be becoming alcoholics lads this isn't good lmao. It's a quid for a pint I literally can't say no.
>>59358573
no its like putting fab rainbow colours and glitter over it
Can't wait for the Japanese entry
>>59358574
BREXIT
R
E
X
I
T
just remembered how i had no friends in the sixth form and used to sit in the lbirary reading books and taking trips to the water fountain to sip on some water to pass time between classes
You now remember that Terry Wogan is dead
>>59358574
How do people think the government can better control the borders when we are in the EU? Even if you supported being in the EU surely you can't be so retarded that you think that
>>59358769
did you get bullied?
>>59358497
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8j9kc9LxrM0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWe8PRsW4T0
Daily reminder this is still the best Eurovision entry in the last decade and they were robbed for muh brave tranny from Austria
just unironically cried because my grandad rang me up and asked if i want to go to the driving range with him tomorrow
>>59358675
bit illegal
Kyary
>>59358769
>no friends in sixth form
Grim
Even the gimpiest autists had friends in my sixth form, albeit their friends were autists as well, but still.
Starting to get a spot up my other nostril reeeeeeeee
>>59358881
WUUUUUUURLLLLDDD STAAAAARRRRRRR
>>59358355
When I'm tired and thinking cold
I hide in my music, forget the day
And dream of a girl I used to know
I closed my eyes and she slipped away
She slipped away
>>59358879
nah
I ditched all my friends from secondary school and followed this girl i liked into a different sixth form, she didn't like me. her friends (male and female) didn't like me. and by the time i realised everyone else seemed to have made their friendship groups, so i was just like fuck it.
Do you have a best friend /brit/?
Is Syria in the Eurovision this year?
>>59358947
It's not, he's got a license.
lads make sure i never go on /r video games
i swear, every game, every bug there's always some cunt arguing that it's a feature and they intended it to be that way. whole fucking site needs to be round up and shot ngl
>>59359027
about to get my dick up your nostril m8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XmSdTa9kaiQ
Great choon lads
>>59359179
Yeah Germany is in it m8
>>59358991
too autistic for the normos
too normo for the autisms
>>59359179
>Syria
>Eurovision
Is Germany going to sing in Arabic?
>>59358865
Oh my days can you BE any more RACIST?!
ISRAEL
S
R
A
E
L
>>59359191
how the fuck was he able to flog pints for a quid?
When did Eurovision turn into a LGBT event?
>>59359278
Well seeing their entire population is now in Europe, yeah
>>59359420
2 years ago I believe
>>59359420
2014
>>59358574
>On which campaign is more likely to tell the truth about the EU:
>Remain: 24%
>Leave: 39%
>(via ComRes)
SCREEN CAP THIS POST
This is the angle that the Leave campaign should push, and when they lose in June this is what people will reflect should have been done instead
>>59359250
aha great banter lad
love it
>>59359160
Yeah
We were both friendless autists in year 8 and then we got sat next to each other IT, saw him looking at his halo 3 record on bungie.net. We've been friends ever since. He even became a normie in year 9 and got me in with the all the popular normies. Pretty top guy.
>>59359420
>>59359462
>>59359496
It's always been entirely LGBT you retards
Its a fucking corny musical competition, it hasn't become any more LGBT you've just realised how fucking gay it was in the first place.
>>59359554
Johnny?
How's gf 2016 going lads
>>59359665
This
Eurovision has been camp/gay Europeans since the 70s.
The joke that only gays watch Eurovision has existed for at least 30 years
>>59359160
never had one 2bh.
I mean I've had them for like a year or two, but never had a life-long best friend 2bh.
they're all singing in english lads
>>59359411
It's not that expensive for kegs of beer desu, it's like a non profit kind of thing. Just a private pub for the lads to chill in.
You should see it, it actually looks like a
Pub inside, it's pretty good desu.
They will never break us down
>>59359665
gay =/= tranny shite
>Eurovision is in Sweden
Don't you dare tell me they haven't got the event overflowing with security in case the Muslims decide to Akbar this gayness
>>59359880
*smashes you all with a sledge hammer*
>>59359160
Kinda but idk
>>59359752
Won at GF 2015, so I've not bothered to play this year.
>>59359978
Probably got security to keep the right wing thugs out
>>59359949
a tranny won it in the 90s you dolt.
as I said its always been hella fucking gay, its a camp musical contest. Complaining about it becoming gay is almost like saying 'when did theatre and lisps become so LGBT'
Australia has bastardised our culture. They now have high coffee, not high tea.
>>59359420
>>59359665
can you please use the full title of LGBTQIAPK in future please
T-Wog mentioned
>>59359752
How the fuck do you think it's going?
GF2016 isn't happening desu, GF2017 though...maybe.
>>59359978
They probably prioritised giving tickets to refugees so they can witness our amazing European culture
>>59360024
FONT
>>59359752
quite well
this Swedish guy is going to get so much puss it's unreal
>>59360152
T H I S
>>59359752
got friendzoned by a girl i thought i had a chance with for about 3 months
have decided to do nofap, so hopefully i can completely destroy any ounce of desire of sex or affection within me once and for all :D
>>59359752
She has a bf
tummy hurts a weird sharp pain
>>59360287
Not as much as the Hungarian earlier
Syria is on now lads
who /gf2025/ here
We could control our borders more easily in the EU because they would be "controlled" better if they were more open.
>drunk as fuck already
>fancy a particular brand of cider from local offie
>neighbour is the vendor
>he knows I'm a hopeless alco and probably laughs at me for being so cause I'm in there far too often when I irrationally think I'm going to run out of drink (even though I have a much better, more secure and higher paying job than him)
i'm really glad i'm not a woman
imagine having a baby grow within you fucking hell
just filtered kyary lads
/brit/ is now .00001% less annoying
going for /gf1866/ desu
Based Norton hates the Kawaii Kraut
Just ate for the first time in nearly 72 hours and everything is back in focus now
I have returned to reality
>>59360152
Still 7 months left
You might land a qt if you actually try
>start eating healthier
>sex drive plummets
low libido for nearly months lads, is it my diet? i dont get it
koksal baba got a gf 2bh
German Kyary a qt
gf hasnt messaged me since 13:06
Business idea: our eurovision entry singing in welsh
canyonero
crashing into tht eearht
>>59360421
prime 17 year old Swedish fanny > middle aged gypo clunge tho m8 2bh ngl
>full time mummy
>huge chebs
i can't decide lads
never had a gf lads or done sex to a girl
does that matter?
Doing a grow some plants lads
>>59360746
Don't talk to me or my husband's son again
>>59360827
cant decide what? how fucking gay you are? lol. you bent fucking batty hole
Drinking neat rum, lads.
>>59360884
nothing matters
>>59360721
Eat more healthy fats lad and you will be having raging boners again
can someone post the webm of peter hitchens' face and in the backgroun idyllic photos and text of 'into my heart an air that kills' and it ends with a nuclear mushroom cloud as the screen reddens
>>59360895
looks like rocks to me
>>59360695
welcome back
ah yes came to the thread at an excellent hour
>>59360895
Show us your lizard, lad.
>>59360827
what this top lad >>59360946 said
>couple months ago my mate was worried his gf might be cheating on him with someone at work
>told him basically not to worry and that it's probably tickety boo
>he said thanks and said he felt a lot better
>fast forward a few months
>she actually was cheating on him the entire time
Feel a tad shit about this tbqh
Just realized the only time I get boners is when I start to fap
>>59358139
>late night
>not even 9pm
>>59361123
>lad
>>59360968
thanks man
>its a "lyrics suddenly change to English" episode
dont really expect that from france of all cunts
seriously though ... why do muslims seem to literally hate everything?
is there anything they actually like?
>>59361265
check your time zone privilege
>>59358374
this 2bh
>OUI OUI OUI OUI OUI OUI MADAM SIL VOUS PLAIT
subs where
>>59361138
>couple months ago
>tickety boo
sure it weren't a couple of decades lad?
who the fuck says tickety boo any more
>>59361379
islam
>>59361267
twas the gimmique
>>59360988
>>59360988
>>59360988
>>59360988
please respond
>>59361506
misgendering isn't a gimmick you fucking shitlord
>>59361514
I do not have what you seek. All I can offer you is pity
B-B-BUT TRUMP IS LE RACIST
>>59361342
They're coming around...
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-36186486
>>59361593
this desu
it's a crime
>>59361698
that's a nice frog m8
>>59361812
me on the left wife's stepson on the right
is this man a pirate
>tfw still obsessed with a girl I haven't even spoke to for 2 months
What the fuck is wrong with me? This happens every time
>>59361896
a wolf of the sea
years of isolation has caused irreversible damage to my psyche
>>59361698
looks like she's posing against the wall the little slut
>>59361896
I think it's Weird Al Yankovic
>>59361812
*breaks the branch in half with a mighty karate chop*
i liberate thee
>>59361958
yeah, same
hard to believe i used to be able to hold a conversation
>>59359665
remember the gay turkish boat song
Who /faps on those random webcam chat sites/ here?
years of consumption have caused irreversible damage to my pineal gland
>stadiums
>>59361674
Drumpf has negative 64% approval with latinos lol
Love watching French porn lads, the way the qt French girls says oui when they're getting fucked gets my dick rock solid
it's raining and thundering really bad outside. fully expect my power to go out soon
Normies out reee
why aren't they speaking european???
>Wh yes mlady, every gentleman knows the plural of stadium is stadia!
>>59362155
Same.
Especially if a black guy is fucking her.
>>59359752
women still react to me with total disgust. they react instinctually, viscerally, they physically recoil when i walk by or sit near them.
>>59362202
rip
>>59362153
>Drumpf
Is it a faggot? Is it a redditor? No, it's [CURRENT YEAR] MAN
>>59362203
your dog's skin is looking a bit dry lad
>>59361932
still think about a girl I havent seen in about 3 years
though really its not about her, shes just a vessel to project my loneliness onto
is the one on right a man
caught my mum mirin while I was doing push ups in the kitchen
https://youtu.be/L8ZIguWXo7k?t=14m25s
If dubs we're staying in the EU.
>>59362202
montana?
>Gookstralia
got bullied and isolated from year 3 onwards 2bh
big fan of this 'aussie' lads
>>59362215
it's pretty common knowledge mate...
>Drumpf
>>59361473
It's a good saying tbqh
>>59361698
why do people own bait animals like this? A reptile will never love you. Snake owners are the worst, giving their snakes like mice and shit so they can watch it squeal and die is horrible
>>59362372
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9nbQPZ-k9_Y
the internet gf is on the Eurovisions lads
>>59362430
remember crying to mum that i didnt want to go to school because i had no friends in year 3
remember writing in that homework diary in year 7 'this is a low point'
wtf this is nothing like my kpop
>>59362430
I left my house maybe 3 times total 2009 to 2014 and those 3 times we're to go to my friends house to play vidya.
I never knew Australia was part of Europe.
Ausexit when?
>Korean without plastic surgery
>australia
>it's a chink
YOU LITERALLY CANNOT MAKE THIS UP
>>59362536
>>59362283
so sensitive fucking lol
why is china allowed in eurovision
>>59361698
I'd pet that.
I'd pet that all the way to the embassy.
really need a friend in the world
only people i talk to online timezones are very different. i'm so lonely.
>>59362648
in other words, a man
Good luck in the Eurovision lads
just replied THREE (3) times in a single post
>>59362676
iktff, internet gf is a world away
hope australia sends some abbos into eurovision some year to bang sticks and shout
WOULD YOU LIKE TO TRY A CHEESEBURGER BOBBY SANDS
Australia best song and most qt
there has literally been no white singers in eurovision holy shiy
not much effort on the lyrics in this one
Don't reply to him
>>59362751
shut up about your fake gf loser
>>59362664
epic troll
>>59362741
good image
Don't reply to it
>>59362782
but it was a girl :\
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lgs9QUtWc3M
tune lads
when will turkey take the rest of cyprus?
>back in 2010 when you and 2 of your autistic friends unironically made a minecraft lets play and uploaded it to YouTube
>on every single episode I barely say anything and I'm just underground digging a huge mine the whole time
CRINGE
I know for a fact those videos still exist somewhere, can't remember the name of the YouTube channel we uploaded them to though
ignore him
>>59362833
she isn't fake
>>59362942
doxxed
I am the Citroen Picasso of humans
>Azerbaijan
>brown skin
>brown eyes
>brown hair
>european
Ahh yes, very impressive.
>italy
>brown skin
>brown hair
>brown eyes
>european
ahh yes, very impressive.
>israel
>brown skin
>brown hair
>brown eyes
>european
ahh yes, very impressive.
>bulgaria
>brown eyes
>brown skin
>dyed blond hair
>european
ahh yes, very impressive.
>sweden
>brown hair
>brown eyes
>brown skin
>european
ahh yes, very impressive.
>germany
>brown eyes
>brown skin
>shitty black hair
>european
ahh yes, very impressive.
>le drumpf xDDDDD dont u get it its so funny because one of trumps ancestors anglicised his name, something literally hundreds of thousands of american settlers did xDDDDD
>>59358161
HAPPY BIRTHDAY SOYUL EDITION
>>59362916
nostalgic af m8
Last night an Arab-looking man slapped my girlfriend's arse. I didn't do anything, she just giggled and we continued walking home.
this isn't as bad as he was making it out to be 2bh
>>59362942
Is this you?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lt3WUtq9kIs
>>59363135
lol drumpftards can dish it out but can't take it
i does this, i'm bad grammar, i got this
wish there were more foreign birds here
>2016
>guitar solo
Believe it or not, but when poleboos gone were going to miss him eventually. It'll be 2020 before we know it all well all still be here shitposting, remembering the good old days back in 2016 when poleboo used to post pictures of himself cross dressing and self harming.
>cyprus
>brown skin
>no hair
>brown eyes
>european
ahh yes, very impressive
>serbia
>brown skin
>brown eyes
>brown hair
>european
ahh yes, very impressive.
>serbian council estate slag
>David Cameron: BREXIT could trigger collapse of the Webway and release Slaneesh
>>59363297
remember dumfries, brum, porridge and craven?
>>59363276
defending yourself by saying "WOW YOU GUYS ARE SO MADD!!! xDDDD" isn't making you look any better you dreg
into my heart
an air that kills
from yon far country blows
>this serbian slag
>>59363414
That's exactly my point
>>59362321
haha, same, I'm so miserable
>She contacts me out of the blue about a year ago
>I send a whole bunch of messages and appear like a thirsty cunt
>Never sent me a message back
weird hair 2bh
>>59363276
no its just a shit meme, try come up with something thats actually funny, oh wait you cant, because trumps meme power is so strong based on the fact hes actually right about everything.
>>59358174
this 2bh
>>59363175
How do kids become this?
[YouTube] BAITING OUT RORKES IN /BRIT/! (embed)
Me in the skirt
>>59363590
neglect
>>59363570
what has drumpf been right about? you know he was all for syrian refugees before?
>>59363546
have never messaged with a girl 2bh
>>59363454
What are those blue remembered hills,
What farms, What spires are those?
That is the land of lost content, I see it shining plain.
The happy highways where I went, and cannot come again.
>>59363645
you don't like rorkes?
>>59362942
>back in 2010 when you had a deviantart based around my little pony
i wish i was making this up
>tfw all the lads you grew up with ended up in jail, addicted to drugs, doing unskilled work, or on the dole
>tfw I turned out alright because I preferred playing games literally all day instead of walking the streets takin drugs
ebin
Being autistic finally pays off
brits who support trump are embarassing
>ireland are the euro vision world champions with 7 wins
might have a wank
All watching it ironically right?
>>59363454
>>59363724
is this the official poem of /brit/?
>>59363767
no but the videos are all made by 'sheeds
>>59363805
yeah, when's Ireland's song
>>59363793
why?
>Posting david cameron memes on normie book
>INners are seriously autistic enough to try an disprove obvious satire.
SHOOP da WOOP ima FIRIN mah LAZOR lol xD
Long cat is long xDdddddd
U MAD BRO? U JELLY? U JUST GOT TROLLED HAHA xDDDDD
Present day post-ironic memes > autistic as fuck memes of the past
>>59363662
He was for letting in refugees for humanitarian reasons up until they became a security risk and started bombing Europe.
>>59361932
>tfw been talking to the same girl daily for the last 3 years online
>tfw never met
>tfw only called four times and it was all in the first year
>tfw we confessed our love for each other in the first year
>tfw we had a chance to meet in the first year but she hesitated so i ended up not going out of the way to go see her on my trip
>tfw since then its all been pretty one sided as far as expression of affection goes (ie i tell her but she never says anything back to me)
>tfw she's certainly had like one-night stands with random guys (i don't expect her to commit since I've never even met her)
>tfw I've also unsuccessfully tried to date girls irl
>tfw the plan of someday marrying her and living a really nice life together is pretty much the only thing that keeps me going
>>59363936
are nicky got knocked out because he's not black
>>59363793
what about yanks who support farage
>>59364017
all me
>>59363805
My lovely horse was a pretty sweet tune.
They deserved it that year.
>>59364017
Can't believe 4chan used to be like that
>>59363805
>havent won it in 20 years and likely never will again, probably soon to have our record usurped by sweden
>watching Gavin and Stacy
>one of the characters is literally a cuckold
>>59364017
>at least some people who used those stone age memes are doubtless dead by now
thank you lithuania for giving us a white singer
so many pointless countries
>>59364022
so you're saying you've got an internet gf?
fucking loser
>>59364017
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJQhDkpT5aY
>>59363793
kill yourself you shitskin bastard
>>59364189
I'm not even sure I can call her an internet-gf
sometimes I think I'm in an internet friendzone.
>>59363768
>profile contains potentially doxxable info
kill me
>>59364126
enjoy it m8
>>59364053
this 2bh
>>59364212
How many irony levels deep is this?
America have never won Eurovision lads I just checked
nyan cat
>>59364053
ye i was winding him up la'
Never liked grime but skeptas new album is alri desu
>>59364017
>4chan was an American majority
what did you expect
This was the best pre-post irony meme.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rulElJITIVY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6WXQL_pJc2I
Me on the right
That Croat can't sing
>>59364317
go back to sucking trumpnips sweaty cock you loser
>>59364528
fuck off nignog
>>59364556
this
/lgbt/ is VERY easy to bait
Hey, /brit/, Nick Griffin here, AMA!
Wonder if this lad will get hanged for degeneracy when he gets back
>>59364650
go back to rebbit
>>59364543
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEJHrmliVQw
>>59364559
The face is the left is literally the face I make when I'm shitposting and getting loads of (you)s
I have had 1 cup of coffee today
That's all I've had to drink
hmm
>>59364650
i like you and everything you're about generally. excelsior to you sir!
if you don't like trump you're just a racist bigot that hates white people 2bh
>>59364543
it was good at first but it got shit very quickly
literally every single one was just mountain dew, obey hats and weed leafs, hitmarkers and air horns
>>59364543
i made one of these videos back then
>>59364017
Fuck off newfag
>>59364559
>drumpf
>trumpnips
anti-trump people really do have zero creativity.
>i am going to vote in this singing contest
>i am going to vote for [x] because [x] country is an ally/neighbour of mine
actual thought process of europeans
Had absolutely nothing to eat today apart from a cheese and onion pasty
>>59364725
I love these
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0o8fkfvI6U
>>59364833
>haha le jon stewart is actually lebowitz ebin xDDD
>calling trump drumpf?! outrageous!!
>>59364860
it's never been about the talent of singers
literally all these songs are about reaching for the sky/stars/the moonlight etc
>this russian wizardry
Russia is going to win. He puts on a good show
>>59364543
this
reddit ruined it like they do everything
the original ones are still gud the ones they made try way too hard
if these EU cunts want us to stay, they should let us win
why is russia allowed in the competition? should be banned
>/brit/ unironically posting about eurovision
>>59364860
there are judges that have a say too from each country
they vote for the most diverse candidate, its whats fair
Eurovision is a fucking joke
why even make any reference to Europe? they let any old cunt in
>>59365145
>yank jealous they aren't allowed to compete
>>59365145
Eurovision is gay, /brit/ is gay
russia killed it
when i mean killed i mean absolutely slayed it.
holy shit jej.
>>59365236
which one was russia
what is this dress
tramp
>>59365291
THUNDER AND LIGHTINGING IT'S GETTING EXCITING.
want to die
Tune lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yF5zGXXrVhE
literally any kpop group would put these acts to shame
>>59364951
At least that's his actual name, Trump's family hasn't been called Drumpf for decades.
>>59365401
this 2bh
whens JT on
>Triangles
what the fuck
whens eurovision on lads
>>59365401
someone same kpop?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xaVqMCS_KM
Was that supposed to be funny?
>>59365401
korea at eurovision now
thanks latvia for giving us a white singer.
>>59365432
>outrageous!!! how dare you insult le god emproar trump!!!
going to be flying on my own in a few weeks and I'm absolutely bricking it
>tfw can't get into my deviantart account to wipe my profile clean of anything that could be linked to me
JUST
literally cannot stand these cringe-inducing flamboyant eurotrash 2bh
reminder
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-27371264
The UK phone vote gave Poland's Donatan and Cleo top marks but the jury thought they were the worst act of the night.
Their combined score meant Poland ended up with nil points from the British.
So basically all the acts sing partly in English to try and get the British vote because "we luv u Britain pls stay in the EU"
>>59365696
they do that every year
>>59365642
better get in quick
>>59365401
>a professional group with years of experience would beat a bunch of amateurs
hmmmm contentious shout m8
europeans have awful taste
>>59365607
taken 9 flights on my own in the past 6 months, got another 4 before the end of may
it's easy lad
>>59365926
>>59365926
>>59365926
>>59365926
NEW THREAD
>>59365696
is this a serious post?
>>59365319
qt imo
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