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>Be me a portuguese guy in Norway
>I notice 2 norwegian ladies are getting groped by a group of muslims while their boyfriends are watching
>I pick my rosary necklace and put it over my t-shirt
>I say:How about you step the fuck back from the ladies?''
>They look at me,and angrily charge at me
>I completely destroy them
>They grab their guns
>They point them at me
>I pick my Carracks black sword
>They shoot at my knee
>I fall on my knees
>Church bells start ringing:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oLKzg4widGg
>I stand tall
>I say:''Deus Vult''
>I charge at them
>They keep shooting
>I slice them all,however,I get heavily injured and start losing blood at a fast rate
>A group of woman grab my hand and ask:''What's your name,and where do you come from,brave hero?''
>I say:''My name is João,and I come from Portugal,the modest Lusitanian and Suebi western land,in my blood runs Suebi and Lusitanian people's heritage,my pride and honour.
>They ask:''What do you want to be known for?''
>I say:''Protecting the weak,serving my faithful catholic religion''
>They answer:''You shall die as a hero and rise as a saint.May your act of heroism motivate others as it did to us.''
>I think about what I've been through all my life,the people I've met,the comrades and friends I've lost,was it all worth it?Was my sacrifice even worth anything?Europe's future is inevitable...
>I look at the sky and say:''This is good,isn't it, mother?''
>Tears start rolling down my cheeks as I say my last words:
ESTA É A DITOSA PÁTRIA MINHA AMADA