one chance at lifehad to be born in Glasgow
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>one chance at life
>had to be born in Glasgow
>>56767392
you can always move away, the bigger problem is your accent
>born in first world
>waaah
Kek
Good luck moving out of shitland
Though every Scott's man I have met from frogchan has been a cuteboy
"Glasgow" looks like a Polish city so much.
>>56767424
We kid ourselves it's "unique", "interesting" and "cultured" but honestly I cringe so badly when I hear myself speak on recordings. Same when I'm on holiday and literally not one person can understand me, repeating myself 8 times just to order a fucking pint kill me now.
You should be grateful m8, you could've been born in Khartoum lel
You retain all the benefits of the UK without being encumbered with the detriments (such as immigrants). This of course assuming that you don't make a successful secession attempt in the future ;)
>>56767392
Oh c'mon can't be that bad. Think of bagpipes, green fields and things like that.
How many people that got stabbed do you know?
Have you ever seen the Glasgow smile irl?
>>56768244
1 stabbed to death but it happened when I was in school, and one slashed in the face also in school. Had a knife pulled on me once but wasn't hurt.
Do you glass cunts on a regular basis?
>>56768282
Oh is the immigrant situation so bad in Glasgow?
>>56767672
I see you haven't responded, indicating that you're disapproving of my participation in the thread. I will delete the comments and leave if that cheers you up.
>>56767392
>complains about being born in a nice 1st world country
Eat a bullet, m80. I would trade your life for mine anyday
>>56767392
Half the Scots I've met in London have been economic migrants, the other half are drug or alcohol addicts.
Why?
>>56767592
Vocaroo yourself, m8
>>56769650
You alternate between the Scottish employment office and drug rehabilitation centre, in a 50/50 ratio.
(will delete if offensive)
>>56768764
No that's normal Scots that do all that. Immigrants here are usually 3rd or 4th generation and have assimilated well and speak with a Glaswegian accent.
>>56769650
Probably from Glasgow or the surrounding area like me
>>56769660
What do you want me to say?
>>56771153
God save the queen
>>56771153
"It's almost harvesting season"
>>56771153
Please pronounce this
>>56767392
At least you live in a first world country.
>one chance at life
>had to be born in ruhrgebiet
>>56771337
>>56771409
>>56771459
Not letting me do it on mobile lads fucking hell
>>56767392
>one chance at life
>born to upper class whiet family with a history going back to 1560
>>56771577
No probs bro. Reading them gives you the gist of the accent but I heard there were regional differences (Glaswegian, etc).
>>56771701
Are you the NEET Dutchman who posted about his massive inheritance/trustfund in 2012 in a thread in /g/, or possibly 2-3 years later on /int/? How's your investment portfolio looking?
>>56767392
>one chance at life
>born in Rio de Janegro
ain't that heroin capital?
maybe you need new hobby, u know
>>56767392
I'm English and my dad unironically liked Glasgow, used to work there quite a bit.
>>56767392
I visited Glasgow and seemed like a nice place (forgettable though)
It's a perfectly nice city. Weegies like to imply it's a shit hole to make themselves seem hard. Dislike the nasal accent though.
I've lived in Glasgow and Birmingham, birm is far worse, though that may be due to it being a Pakistani city now
>>56775808
Rasheed
>>56767592
Vocaroo now
