>tfw no Norwegian gf to live in a comfy log cabin with in the woods while she prepares me mushroom soup for when I am sick wearing traditional scandi clothing
We don't deserve a scandi gf
We don't deserve a gf at all
>>53061037
IKTF
>>53061037
Swap Norwegian gf with American gf because nicer feet on average, and swap mushroom soup with pancakes
Then I might be interested
>>53061215
>He wants an American gf
>Feet
>Pancakes
>>53061290
I'm speaking from experience f.a.m. I used to have an American gf with nice feet who made me pancakes.
I was not ready for these feels.
>Tfw no qt Norwegian hunting partner
>>53061356
>>53062061
Why are some Norwegian girls orange?
>>53062125
Its a trend among girls in all white countries. They compensate for their lack of colour with fake tan
>>53061381
>I used to have an American gf
>have an American gf
>American gf
>gf
>Sometimes I tell myself maybe it's time I tried to get a gf so I'm not so lonely anymore
>look in the mirror
>never mind.
>eating mushrooms
You disgust me
>mushroom soup
>>53062874
tfw yuropoors will unironically eat frogslegs
>tfw no arab gf to expand moorish caliphate with
>>53062937
Pretty gross too, but I'm not sure it's worse
