americans will defend this

Can he tuck his head in when he gets scared? Like a turtle.

>>52038426
m8, his ass is migrating to the nearest McDonalds

I'm pretty sure thats just the tip of his ability

>>52038287
Freedom isn't free.

National Defense is a non-excludable good I'm afraid.
At least with his two butts he pays twice the shitting tax anyway.

I feel sorry for him
idk why

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>>52038287
no, i sure as fuck don't

>>52038287
Looks like an average murrican tourist who has booked one seat in a plane.

>I have my constitutional right to have comfy amount of seats

>>52038287
with my life

>>52038666
Satan trips confirm
That fat man is a national treasure

>>52038547
Cause you know he must be depressed as fuck to live like that and probably contemplates suicide every day?

>>52038783
probably yes

>>52038287
I think he's cute 2bh

>>52038469
Underrated post

>>52038287
He's a big guy