Your father Phillip II has been announced dead, his men name you, Alexander, King of Macedonia
What do you do?
Go East, young man
>>29265
Ally with the Polish Marshall to invade Nazi Germany before their attack.
They will never expect that.
Not ruin an emergent, promising board with Reddit tier pseudo-discussion.
>>29265
Make Asia and Africa my backyard.
have sex with my mom
>>29265
Ask my heterosexual life partner hephaestion what he thinks we should do.
I mean that's some heavy shit and I'd like to talk about it before actually making a move.
>>29315
Nice discussion senpai
Do exactly what Alexander did
Create an empire of Parthia's borders, with added Afganistan, Baluchistan and Turkmenistan
Force all Greeks to move there and mix with Persians to form a super race
Allow my new allies Rome to take Greece Proper
>>29389
Imagine if we did that today
>>29532
Is there any chance that's a warped version of the Alexander meets Diogenes story?
>>29583
Very likely
>>29695
I am appreciating this dump anon, these are so fucking good
What are they from?
>>29715
The Alexander Romance, specifically the Royal 20 B XX version, which is my favourite.
>Alexander and his squad of 20 knights just wandered around murdering wild animals
Why is he called "the Great" again?
>>29839
No idea, was he even called that during his lifetime?
>>29893
>Warhammer
>>29839
sounds like my favorite rpg, gotta get that exp.
>>30038
fucking lmao
Here is the last one, maybe one day I will post the entire manuscript in order, with some short commentary.
I'll just do what need to be done
>>30140
>ancient Macedonia
>using the current "Macedonian" flag
I shiggy diggy
>>30140
>No Epirus
>>30038
that fucking cat
>>30140
>FYROM flag
Create what is possibly one of the most unstable, shortlived empires of history.
Fuck courtesans
>>29265
I charge into the middle of the enemy army with my guards and have my helmet split open by an enemy axe while almost dying in the process.
>>29893
Probably. He would've picked up the Megas Basileus title, which is what "the Great" really comes from contextually.
>>29265
Give up and become Diogenes
>>29265
Invade Greece and Rome, then proceed to Middle East and slaughter Jews and Arabs, replacing them with my own culture. Probably the same thing he'd done
>>29265
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>>32540
>Invade Greece
Alexander the Great was Greek. You obviously mean invade the other Greek city states
>>32700
>Alexander the Great was Greek
He and his father were greekaboos, not greeks
>>32959
They spoke Greek they worshipped Greek Gods etc.
>>33032
They also were polygamous with lots of different wives and did all kinds of other stuff nobody could possibly consider Greek
Alexander worshiping "Greek Gods" is a stretch as well, the man started likening himself to Egyptian deities, and do you happen recall that month long desert marching trip he took with his army to prove that some local desert deities were on their side?
