Shall we have a /his/toric alphabet?
A is for Africa, cucked and left for dead,
B is for Britain, pounded to pieces.
No.
C is for Cuckold porn, /pol/'s favorite pasttime
>>1388589
C is for Christianity, which destroyed the Roman Empire.
D is for Death, fate of all civilizations
E is for the Eastern Roman Empire, the direct, legitimate, and unbroken successor of the Roman Empire, much to the chagrin of the >H >R >E
E is for Empire, neither Holy, nor Roman
>>1388657
I agree.
>>1388649
Christianity preserved the Roman empire
It wouldn't fallen much sooner without it
F is for France who never won a war by its own merit
>>1388679
G is for Germany, which has never won a war period
>>1388649
>Roman lasted 1024 years while not being Christian
>lasted 1181 years while being Christian
:^)
H is for Hitler, who did nothing wrong.
J is Jager, Long live Anger Merkel
>>1388691
> J
>>1388691
I is for I can't believe /his/ can't even remember the alphabet
J is for jews who ruin everything
K is for Kangz, because we owe everything to them.
L is for loser, which is all we are
M is for Mussolini who couldn't even conquer Greece
M for the Monarchy, the best form of government
N is for nazi es are
Bad
O is for Opium of which the British had
O is for Opa who was Sturmführer in the SS
O is for Otto the
>Great
the
>Talented
>German
>Ruler
P is for Poland divided three times
Q is for the Qaraqorum, that was razed sometimes
R is for Rhodesia, utopia in Africa
Q is for Qatar, which stumbled on oil.
S is for Sweden, auto-cucking to death
>>1388773
South Africa is better the Rhodesia in every stat. There's a reason SA got more immigration then it.
T is for Turkey that denies war crimes
T is for T. Alberto Barbosa
>>1388781
Coming from a South African. Let's not forget highest rate of AIDs in Africa and illiterate parliament
U is for Uruk Hai, also known as Slavs
R is for Russia and general winter
V is for Venezuela, wealth mismanged
V is for Vlad,
>implying alot
W is for we wuz kings
W is for Winter, don't invade Russia, silly Baguette
X is for 10 ,as fine tradition
Z is for Zimbabwe, where the monkeys and people are indistinguishable.
Y is for the (you)'s I'll get for posting
>
>
>
>>1388788
Back then you fucking idiot child.
>half of these don't rime
>history and humanities
God fucking dammit, lads.
