>AN 11-YEAR-OLD whizz kid has built a high spec computer from his bedroom in East London.
>Joshua’s new Windows 10 PC is now the fastest in the Ngoka home and by far the most popular with family members constantly attempting to use it. The machine has a speed of 3:20 gigahertz and 500 gigabytes hard drive for storage.
>The talented youngster is now planning to use his new computer to design his first video game, which he hopes to launch within the next few months.
http://www.voice-online.co.uk/article/talented-11-year-old-joshua-ngoka-builds-computer
holy shit, this kid is a GENIUS
> 500 gigabyte HD
> gaymen case
> Windows 10
> Video games
Complete shit
>>54692226
Retarded african kid,now his family die to starvation and no water+aids and cancer
I bet he's on /g/ right now.
i built my first computer when i was 8. but i'm white so that's par for the course.
>>54692169
http://www.voice-online.co.uk/article/talented-11-year-old-joshua-ngoka-arrested-for-burglary-and-theft-of-neighbors-computer
There isn't even a video card installed... Look at that shitty lack of cable management...
>>54692169
I did this shit when I was 9, where's my article?
Oh wait, I was a poor white kid with no media connections
>>54692248
Lol, same. My dad worked as a truck driver bringing garbage to the landfill and one day he brought home a shitty broken HP and showed me how to fix it. If I had been black there would have been no father to show me how so it might have taken a few more years
>>54692169
>building a computer makes you a genius
Do you know how many people build their own computers?
>>54692169
How the fuck is this even news i was doing this shit in the 90's when i was like 3-9
Get fucked Black cunt
>>54692308
Most people can't assemble stuff even with a manual so while many people do build their computers it's still "magic" to the majority of people.
>>54692169
>>The talented youngster is now planning to use his new computer to design his first video game, which he hopes to launch within the next few months.
>next few months
it's gonna be shit
>>54692361
i ve programmed sonic at age of 11
>>54692348
Even then it's not news-worthy, most people who do serious PC gaming build their own
If this kid gets a scholarship or meets Bill Gates or some other stupid shit like that cause he's a """""genius""""", I swear to god
>>54692267
Kek
>>54692361
What vidya gaem do you think he's going to make? Welfare collection simulator?
>>54692405
Probably a shitty 2D plat former
>>54692169
>its another news story about a minority not being a complete retard
>>54692361
Not even a GPU. What cpu us he using?
Eleven-year-old puts together a computer with components made to be put together, has personal goal
>>54692169
>kid makes a computer build
>his family likes to use it
>this is relevant because nigger
Liberals are subconsciously the true racists
>>54692425
With countless YouTube videos online showing you how to build one.
>>54692414
>inb4 it's an apu
>>54692436
Anybody have that video of that black kid deleting system 32?
>>54692393
>If this kid gets a scholarship or meets Bill Gates or some other stupid shit like that cause he's a """""genius""""", I swear to god
Hey, if clock kid mohammed got to meet the POTUS, everything is possible
they wrote an article about some nigger building a pc? don't they see how fucking racist and patronizing this is?
>>54692307
Same shit here, my brother's friend's job went under, so I ended up with loads of server leftovers. First personal computer being 2x p3-550 with scsi drives was the tits.
>>54692169
GIVE IT BACK TYRONE
That's why you never give money to the Nigerian princes
THEY'RE EVOLVING
>Joshua’s new Windows 10 PC is now the fastest in the Ngoka home
>THE ENTIRE NGOKA HOME
>Describing his feelings on completing his task in April Joshua said: “Although I was confident the computer would work I felt happy and excited that I built something which functioned well.
>Joshua’s new Windows 10 PC is now the fastest in the Ngoka home and by far the most popular with family members constantly attempting to use it. The machine has a speed of 3:20 gigahertz and 500 gigabytes hard drive for storage.
>In April Joshua was rewarded for his achievements in computer development when he won the Hackathon competition and was given ÂŁ250 from the IT based award scheme.
>Recalling his son’s initial interest in technology Nelson said: “Joshua used to play with computers as a baby. Six years ago I remember having a lap top which broke down and giving it to my son who repaired it by looking at You Tube and using his intelligence.
>His father also plans to enrol his son on various on-line courses, such as the Cplusplus, to stimulate his programming skills.
this has to be satire
>>54692169
Did this shit when I was 8. I'm white though, so no one cares.
>2d platformer
I smell gayme maker
>>54692169
Hey sweet! I love video games.
>>54692411
Still better than what most of g can manage
>>54692169
>nigger puts together a computer for his own use instead of stealing one for crack money
To be fair this is a big deal
I built my first PC when I was 9 or 10.
Athlon 64 x2 6400+, 4GB RAM, 8800GT 1GB, 250GB HDD, 750W 80+ Modular PSU and a 17" CRT...
>>54692768
How does this belong on /pol/? Because he's black? Are you some kind of racist?
>some faggot feelsthis is /g/ worthy
good for him but why should I give a fuck?
I'm 27 and I'm just going to build my first PC because I wasn't born in a nice white country with a middle income american family, but rather a shithole.
Good for him and I hope he becomes someone decent, maybe he becomes a good programer, who knows.
>>54692768
this.
>>54692768
eat dick tumblrina
>>54692169
>co.uk
TBQF This could only be considered news worthy in a europoor country.
>>54692744
>I built my first PC when I was 9 or 10.
There's more to "building" a PC than just taking it out of the box, Sambo.
The Voice Newspaper was founded in 1982 by Jamaican-born accountant, Val McCalla, who was awarded a grant from the Greater London Council to fund his business venture.
The Voice newspaper campaigned for young Black Britons who faced discrimination at the hands of the law during the 1980s and in the wake of the notorious Brixton riots. It secured huge circulation figures from its sought after and unrivalled job recruitment section.
Over its near three decade reign as 'Britain’s Best Black Newspaper', The Voice has served the black community by giving them a voice where other mainstream newspapers have failed. It has over the years been a thorn in the side of the establishment, campaigning on numerous issues and championing the causes of black people nationwide. The Voice is a winning mixture of news, features, sports and celebrity interviews.
>500GB
>Windows 10
>Now he's going to develop a game!
>>54692744
I built a computer that had identical specs. Except I was more than double your age at the time.
>>54692849
so this is pretty much a local black newspaper.
why do we give a fuck again?
>>54692849
>It has over the years been a thorn in the side of the establishment, campaigning on numerous issues and championing the causes of black people nationwide.
>DA WHITE MANG PUT A BRUTHA DOWN AN SHEEEIIT
everytime
>>54692840
I picked out the parts myself, and installed them myself under the guidance of a friend who used to work at a pc shop.
I think that qualifies as building it.
I'd post the order, but I lost access to the mail I used to send it to my father...
>>54692794
>/g/ worthy
>>54692840
>There's more to "building" a PC than just taking it out of the box, Sambo
Hello Joshua
How is the 2D gayme going?
What language are you using?
>>54692301
>white
>thinks he was poor
>>54692607
>Hackathon
>Cplusplus
I'm dyin' over here!
>>54692794
>maybe he becomes a good programer
>somehow making a simple pc build is related to programming
is /g/ getting more retarded by the day or what?
>>54692943
are you retarded? I am really asking.
>>54692952
fucking idiot.
he wants to make a game, he'll have to learn programming, even with baby shit like unity.
I'm sure many great programmers started because of programming games.
>The Voice | Britain's Favorite Black Newspaper
Niggers. :|
>>54692954
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xCHfH0WABTY
>>54692768
kek. /pol/ is mad Ngoka figured out how to build a PC.
>>54692169
>someone sends me this
>believe that a black kid build a CPU like the folks of homebrew CPU (Magic-1 anyone?)
>it's the story of a kid who saved to build a muh gaymen PC
What's wrong with the press today?
>>54692169
I'm really getting annoyed with all these "kid geniuses" lately
>>54692947
>I'm dyin' over here!
The explanation has come about
It's a nigger magazine
And since niggers can't even publish it themselves
They need the city council (taxpayers) to fund them
all the while saying that the white supremacist power structure (to which the city council presumably belongs to) is oppressing them
>2016
>following mainstream neoliberal media
>caring about the exploits of subhumans
>>54692995
I hate that commie jude
>>54692169
First a clock, now a full on computer.
Jesus, this is like Moore's law at like 3000%!
>>54693026
Aren't you a special a little snowflake?
>>54692979
>he wants to make a game
>based on putting pc components together
>based on nigger understanding of computers
>based on need of self-aggrandizing to such extent that building a pc is news-worthy
C'mon, if the kid was white you were keking hard already
>>54693068
I'm sure the article isn't because of the kid.
I'm sure he simply wanted to build his gaymen pc to play witcher 3.
>>54693055
y-you too
>>54692169
>5 years from now
>Joshua Ngoka is arrested after having stabbed a passerby to death under the influence of crack, having sold his computer and dreams to buy it
Really nice, I'm glad to see coverage of whiz-kids in the mainstream lately.
wome
When we getting 4:20 GHz?
>>54692169
>be nigger
>build a pc when i was 10
>had to use a shoebox as my case because mom refused to spend money on what she called "kid shit"
>comprised mostly of parts in computers I found halfway broken in the city dump
>made shitty pong program in assembly when I was 11
>Middle name is Qwinnton
Where's my article you fucking wankers?
>>54692169
>3:20 gigahertz
>3 colon 20 gigahertz
>>54693108
yeah, I don't give a fuck about this kid and that he's black, but I'll be happy if he gets some scholarships and his parents get him into some PC club or something.
wish that shit had happened to me when I was 8-9
Wow king Josh. Uncle is very of you so much. I need to visit you soon. Am glad you did not buy your self ÂŁ200 worth of chocolate.
Guys this is the great minds of the future.
Good on him but why is this news? It's not exactly difficult to do. Some of the shit you buy from Ikea are more complicated to assemble.
Put in a few screws, put the correct fitting cables into the right places, push the pins of the cpu cooler in, stick the RAM into the slots so the key matches the notch.
Most of this stuff has diagrams in the manuals as well so you don't even have to be able to read.
>>54693182
it's a local black newspapers.
4chan gets triggered over niggers.
>>54692169
>Black Kid™ does (thing any nerd does)!
At this rate they might be on the internet before the end of the decade.
>>54692496
I think a lot of us have a similar story. My mom came home with a few 12 year old systems from her office when I was around 8 or 9. Probably was the only kid in grade school running NT 4.0.
>>54693225
>At this rate they might be on the internet before the end of the decade.
Niggers are truly innovating a lot of shit right now, take the chuduku for example
Daily reminder that a nigger managed to surpass this guy in fine motor skills and reading comprehension.
>>54693253
Amazing, like a window into the past.
>>54693128
You just wrote it
Holy fucking shit, I hate the news. Clock kid all over again, these fuckers literally do nothing.
How is having a 500GB and a 3.2GHz CPU an achievement.
>>54693253
If that thing has an engine in it then I've just found what will revitalize my grass track racing events.
>>54693295
that is built by one nigger who learned it from his father and so on. and I think he married his own sister. it's all on youtube.
>>54693254
that thread gave me diarrhea
>>54693253
I remember that thread on /g/ lmao
They built a plane also, failed to fly.
>>54692393
>serious PC gaming
>serious
>PC gaming
>>54693295
Chukudu (misspelled it in my previous post if you were gonna look) does not have a motor
It's a revolution though, way more impressive than a nigger building legos
>>54693128
Kek, those were the days.
>Build frankenputer for dad after he opened his case, saw PSU wires not connected and started plugging them into random MOBO headers until it died
>He threw it out, so no case
>Grab broken LCD monitor
>Remove stand
>cut some plexiglass, screw it on stand where monitor screed used to be
>Screw/duct tape mobo to plexiglass, duct tape PSU to back
>He still uses it to this day, calls it Conky after peewee's playhouse
>>54692169
Is it just me? I don't see a graphics card inside that case
>The machine has a speed of 3:20 gigahertz and 500 gigabytes hard drive for storage.
Awww this is so cute.
>>54693339
Well I can probably screw some lawnmower engine in there. This is going to be fucking jokes.
>>54693350
That's a Jew lie, you don't even need one. Most CPUs have graphics cards built right in. Some don't but you can mostly avoid them as they're enthusiast CPUs
>>54693307
>that is built by one nigger who learned it from his father and so on
Nice
maybe his grandson will be able to make a space shuttle out of scrapyard spare parts
maybe he gets into the ugandan space program
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M9Do3dz9TR0
>>54693370
It's not like you can go to the store and just buy a Chukudu. There's like one guy in the Congo that knows how to make them.
>>54692744
>take parts out of the box
>put them together like lego
thats about it, even a chimp can do it.
also
>my first PC when i was 10
>Athlon 64 x2 6400
fucking kids ! , i'm out of this place
>>54692607
>who repaired it by looking at You Tube and using his intelligence.
Hahahaha, holy shit
>>54693380
>pc gayming
>no gpu
>embedded gpu instead
I'm sure he'll spend too many nights playing Diablo 2
>those Facebook comments
HOLY FUCKING SHIT, MY SIDES
>>54693395
bye
p.s.
you're here forever
ITT racist crackers being racist.
>>54693254
What the fuck?
Ive built better PC's drunk with no sleep
>>54693415
Whatever, you can play games just fine without a graphics card.
This shit is LOCKED at 60 fps
>>54693437
wow typical TRUMP supporter(s)
>>54693461
>not Nikki
INTOTHETRASH.zip
>>54693448
OK then darky, tell us why a black kid building a computer makes the news?
>>54693254
amazing
>>54693485
Well Nikki is trash girl, Tiffany is actually best. That said I'm working on some achievements right now so gotta date em all man
500 niggabytes is a lot of memory. This kid's a genius
>>54693490
While you may think it is easy to assemble a personal computer, that is just because you're a white male. The number of socioeconomic privilege boundaries Joshua had to surmount just to make it past the first grade was a greater challenge than anything you've ever done in your life. That's why it is newsworthy. His accomplishment here is more amazing than anything a white male has ever or could ever do.
>>54693490
>because its a black kid
>it's news
>if it's news it means it's something extraordinary
>so they're openly admitting a nigger building a pc is an extraordinary event
Even niggers admit they're subhumans
He shitposted when you /g/s weren't but a bunch of lego players
>>54693520
>that is just because you're a white male.
BULLSHIT
BULLSHIT
HES A FUCKING WHITE MALE
>>54692348
I sure do wonder how come Ikea became so popular then.
>>54693490
yeah because white kids never make it to news doing some stupid shit ok
>>54693552
http://www.cnn.com/2016/01/27/health/tennessee-teenagers-die-dewshine/
DAS RITE MANG! WE ASSTRONOUGHT NOW TOO! YOUR TIME IS UP WHITE BOIS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_alq3fnbrI
>“I wanted a new high spec PC to code so my Dad said I could have it, if I built it,” said Joshua, who saved up money given to him by his Godmother and Dad, Nelson, who Joshua credits as one of his inspirations.
>The young computer wizard explained that he had to conduct a lot of research on how to build the PC but still managed to complete it in just three days.
>“The hardest part was wiring everything up because if I didn’t do it correctly some of the stuff wouldn’t work,” he explained. “For example, I wired the power light incorrectly and nothing showed up in the case light, so I had to go back into the case and rewire it.”
My name... is... NEgrO!
>>54693520
>The number of socioeconomic privilege boundaries Joshua had to surmount just to make it past the first grade was a greater challenge than anything you've ever done in your life. That's why it is newsworthy. His accomplishment here is more amazing than anything a white male has ever or could ever do.
pls be b8
YOURE ALL FUCKING WHITE MALES
>>54693535
kekkity
>>54693560
>whites do something outrageously stupid
>makes the news
>blacks accomplish something whites do on a regular basis
>makes the news
See the pattern?
What would Josh (kid from OP's post) be named in the hacker community?
Bl4ck0ut?
DarkHat?
blakhole?
>>54692169
Hey, at least he is doing better than Linus, it doesn't look as though he used a hammer or dremel.
there are a tonne of pakis near where i live but thankfully most negroes live in london and birmingham
This was front-page news in the UK
>>54693448
>muh raycism
>>54692248
>>54692307
Actually I built mine at 8 as well using parts my neighbors were throwing away and I'd just steal broken computers used YouTube on my shitty iPod touch to figure it out.
how does this get so many replies? literally not one good reply to be read
more nonsense multicult social conditioning. but the tides are turning and normal people are becoming less and less afraid to speak out.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQ3eDeNOx-I
>>54693659
This meme is so retarded. Each time it's posted. Each and every time I'm reminded that /pol/ can't even open up Wikipedia to save their lives.
>>54693589
'b8' is just another social construct used to trivialize the plight of the greater monitory population.
>>54693659
KAaNGS
>>54693686
WUZ
t. alberto barbosa
>>54693294
I guess because he didnt steal it.
>>54693752
wasnt this guy a child molester or something like that?
>>54692169
>high spec computer
>The machine has a speed of 3:20 gigahertz and 500 gigabytes hard drive for storage.
3:20?
Do they mean 3,2 GHz? How many cores? How much RAM? Cache? Mobo? CPU model? Whats the screen res? This doesn't say much at all
>>54693763
aye
wome
>>54693635
Nice
>>54692169
Why is there so much hype about an 11 year old building a PC?
I worked with a guy who wrote an entire kernel when he was 12 and built his first PC when he was 6. I didn't see him getting news notariety nor an article written on him.
Oh wait, that would be because he's a WHITE FUCKING MALE. Sorry I forgot guys.
did a chimp really build a computer? holy shit f.am that's insane
I remember reading an article about some kid who made a program to steal runescape accounts but I did the exact same thing around his age. Where's my 15 seconds of fame
>>54692794
>I'm 27 and I'm just going to build my first PC
Tisk tisk tisk.
I just gave the guy at the store twenty bucks to do it when I was 13. The thermal paste and static shock maymays spooked me too much to risk my new CPU
Thread posted on 6 if not more boards
Do you fucking job mod/janitor
FOR
R
E
E
>>54693382
MY SIDES
>>54693840
>cuck and proud
>>54693621
Blackdoor
>>54692169
>stolen parts
>>54693831
What a fucking wuss. Holy shit
>>54693759
HAHA fucking little nigger
>>54692169
PLEASE tell me this is a satire site
PLEASE
>>54693831
>I just gave the guy at the store twenty bucks to do it when I was 13
>mine did it for free
>paying for something so simple
Sucker
>>54693905
Frontpage news, whitey
>>54693635
>>54693437
kek
>>54693635
The Voice is a tiny local newspaper aimed at the black community in London, this is hardly a big publication. Its still stupid it made the front page but ita probably like 8 pages. Seagulls attacking people have made the front page of local newspapers a bunch of times for comparison.
>>54693905
Couldn't make it up.
>>54692169
>whiz master chef makes instant ramen without reading the instructions
i built my fist computer on my 14th birthday
fucking africans man. they're too ahead
>>54692267
Underrated post
>>54694021
UK KILLER SEAGULLS MATE
>>54693885
lol
>posting "news" from what is clearly a bullshit tabloid newspaper
Do you people seek this stuff out specifically, in order to boost your ego or something?
This is barely one step up from"citizen journalism"
You know what they say, a million monkeys with a million typewriters...
>>54693580
>“For example, I wired the power light incorrectly and nothing showed up in the case light, so I had to go back into the case and rewire it.”
Oh no! Not the power light!
>>54692169
How is this news? I built a 486 when I was 10 and that was much harder because of all the fucking jumpers and started coding in BASIC when I was 6 thanks to my dad.
>>54692607
>who repaired it by looking at You Tube and using his intelligence.
>>54692169
>/pol/ was right again
UK not even once.
>>54692393
hey bro your keyboard is broken you repeated quotation marks a lot
>>54692169
>male
NOT DIVERSE ENOUGH
>>54693437
>people with memes as their profile pictures
jesus christ, these exist?
>>54693392
>There's like one guy in the Congo that knows how to make them.
... it's a scrapwood kickbike, anon... It's not exactly rocket engineering
>>54693449
wow ur so epic
>>54694325
I don't get it either
its not like they do it for privacy reasons, they already gave their name, address, phone number, and foreskin to facebook anyway
>>54693339
maybe in 20 years they'll figure out how to build the Flintstones car
>>54692905
>built pc when a 9, or 10 year old
>friend who worked in a pc shop
>friend
Pedo*
middle school me always wanted to make a video game and i would always say it'll be out really soon. doesn't mean i'm smart.
>>54694256
LMAO
>>54693635
>600 pound computer
>Whizzkid
>>54694369
>foreskin
kek'd lightly
>>54693635
is the voice like a niche newspaper or something?
i grew up in a small town. our local paper might've run a story like this on a slow day. not saying it's good, but not that much happens in a small town/neighborhood
>>54692169
Cool super computer, Joshua. Want to bring it to the White House?
>>54694651
oh i just googled it. it's aimed at carribbean/black people. this doesn't surprise me then.
feigning surprise that it was front page news on such a niche newspaper is disingenuous and retarded. you people aren't niggers. stop acting like it.
>>54694681
/pol/ may not be niggers, but it sure has its niggerish ways when it comes to all things tech.
>>54694351
You don't know the Congo my friend
>>54693253
>The Flinggerstones
>>54692169
>3:20 ghz cpu
>500 gigabite hard drive
Fucking poorfag
>>54694712
Well, obviously over there it's some sort of wheeled miracle.
Just saying that it wouldn't exactly be difficult to build your own.
Though if you'd want to make it authentic looking you might have trouble finding wood of sufficiently shit quality
>>54693840
What boards? I want to see if there's a difference in the reaction
>>54693043
He's tapping into the technological prowess of ancient Egypt
>>54693674
>iPod touch
>8
>first released in 2007
>(16-7)+8= 17
Either bullshitting or underage.
>A game.
>Shitty Minecraft mod.
>>54694742
Six hundred pounds!
I want to see his pcpartpicker. He probably blew a bunch of it on shitty parts.
>>54692607
>Six years ago I remember having a lap top which broke down and giving it to my son who repaired it by looking at You Tube and using his intelligence.
Well he is smarter than most people I know
>>54692248
Most white people I know are retarded drug addicts. Good for you honky.
wtf man i tinkering my old pc with socket 478 back then when i was 13 yo, even i did softmod gpu into 9700pro with 1337 fan on it didn't feel proud at all.
This kid has better cable management skills than 99% of /g/, me included
>>54692607
and then he finds that programming is boring and hard and as dry and unfun as being tortured in a desert-and thus ends his interest, like so many others
>>54694256
What product is that. My dachshund needs it
>>54695086
Yes
>>54693674
MODS
>>54695090
Wat?
>tfw coded my own mouse driver at 15
Good thing I decided comp sci would be boring in uni and picked up medicine instead.
>>54695162
Yeah sure
I built my first computer when I was in my 20s
half a year ago
>>54695162
And now you're on 4chan, so how did that turn out for you?
>>54692169
he reminds me of the whiz kids in Costa Rica
>>54695204
I'm just hanging around till my paperwork for the US is ready. I cam here when I was 12 around 2006 and was provided with a sort of vantage point to most of the internet. Lurked a lot of programming forums. Got my pc very early on though (8) and convinced my parents to get me "The Giant Black Book of Computer Viruses". Good advice from old VX zens. Whatever.
>>54695222
>>54695181
k
>>54695331
Ya bro sure, we believe you
Dont hack me pls
>>54692169
Came from /pol/
Don't shit post you fucking leaf
>>54695559
You have to go back.
>>54692169
This is quality satire.
The author clearly thinks African Americans are so Intellectually disadvantaged as to elevate this mundane idiocy to a feat of inspiring genius.
>>54693437
that one comment "i seriously fucking hope this shit is satire"
>reposting same shit from /v/ on /g/
can only some nigger
>>54692700
UNDERRATED
>>54692169
.co.uk?
more like .cuck
>>54692943
>thinks white people can't be poor
Take a look at Russia and Eastern Europe, faggot.
>>54692240
Its always ironic how racists end up revealing how blatantly retarded they are in what little shit they type
>>54693605
HERE IS YOUR (You)
The Voice is one of those black news sites that stay at home black moms use. It's just a feel good article about a young black kid doing something with his time.
Stop looking for things to be offended by.
>Windows 10
>>54695994
4chan is the new tumblr friend
>>54692169
Is this just some sjw pro-nigger windows 10 ad disguised as an article?
>>54692169
>While the primary school programmer admits the achievements of Bill Gates inspires him it is his father, an IT consultant with an investment bank, who is his chief mentor.
>“Growing up with a dad who is computer savvy has obviously helped Joshua, but his aptitude has surprised me. Much of the tech language he uses I don’t understand and even his father admits that some of the coding and programming language he is learning is beyond him too. The story of Joshua should encourage parents to stimulate their children intellectually. My husband built his first computer at 24 years of age; Joshua has achieved this in half of that time at 11 year of age.”
I can only imagine how dumb the father is.
>>54692169
>His father also plans to enrol his son on various on-line courses, such as the Cplusplus, to stimulate his programming skills.
>such as the Cplusplus
>the
>Cplusplus
A step above Achmed's clock at least.
>>54695900
i died laughing at this
>>54696098
http://www.cplusplus.com/
>>54692169
corey in da house?
>>54692169
when I was 11 I physically soldered the parts and inputed a basic interpretator onto it
but I'm white and that was in the 80s, computers were dorky and for nerds
>>54693355
Is that a wooden scooter?
>>54693254
kek thx senpai
>>54692943
>likes bernie
>thinks he's not gay
>>54694930
Kek
White people invented computers, and the entire computing industry
>>54692169
>builds first PC
welp better start making videos gaymes
holy fuck, this kids gonna be crushed when he finds out how fucking dumb he sounds.
>thread on /g/
>involves minority at all
not even once
in fact
>/g/
not even once
dumb clickbait article that people on here are only giving even so much the time of day because it has a negro in it
>>54692169
But did he build a clock?
>>54697307
>holy fuck, this kids gonna be crushed when he finds out how fucking dumb he sounds.
This is a good point. When this kid grows up, the dumbass news story about him won't go away. He'll have a reminder of how stupid he was as a kid forever.
I really feel sorry for this internet generation, forever unable to forget the stupid shit they did as kids.
>>54697349
I grew up in 90s when internet was scarce, there are absolutely no evidence of stupid shit I've done as a kid. But I still remember it from time to time and feel very bad.
500gb hard drive vs 3 4tb hard drives and 500gb ssd
>>54693686
>t. Trayvon
I don't see how this meme isn't true.
>>54692607
>who repaired it by looking at You Tube and using his intelligence.
it's like he has super powers holy shit
>>54692226
For an 11 year old it's not the worst.
I wouldn't say this is newsworthy, but it is pretty cool. Most kids his age could not do this.
>>54692169
>giving a fuck about this
>making 1 thread about this
Brits and Americans are fucking retarded
>>54692892
Because /g/ felt the need to give the situation attention, for some reason.
>>54692267
KEK
Why does he hold his mum's tit on the pic?
>>54692898
Your reply makes absolutely no sense
Embarassing
just WE my shit up famile
>>54693382
>posts parody that he thinks is legitimate
>look ma, I'm making fun of third worlders on the internet!
>>54695701
Lol i thought building ur own pc was supposed to be a fun activity, like legos
But when a black kid does it, we're talking about mundane idiocy, something a brain dead fuckwit with a pulse could do in the dark, literally just shapes in the corresponding holes, right?
>>54698421
Nice memes, fellow 4channer!
>Be dumb boomer negro journalist
>need to write an article daily
>find some kid WHO BUILT A WHOLE COMPUTER HIMSELF OMG
>Actually convince the dumb staff to publish it
>No young people on staff, literally will not retire
The kid is no genius, his father helped him. Maybe if he were fatherless, it would be a bit impressive if he did it on his own but not newsworthy.
>>54698421
>>54698817
Reddit?
>>54697586
Any normal eleven year old could do this.
>>54698960
>be dumb journalist
>have not the slightest clue what the basic components of a personal computer are
>wild fantasies about how complicated it must be to plug in a graphics card
>probably has to program things and solder things and hack into the grid just like in my tv shows
That's all it is. If this journalist did ten minutes of research on google or youtube they would have realized that this was a dumb story. Either that, or the news media is actually a lot smarter than it seems and it's posting bait stories to page views from triggered neckbeards.
>>54694256
Those are the most toasted creatures I've ever seen
>to develop a 2D platform video game, with different levels.
Had anyone told devs about little Tyrone's idea of "different levels"? He might be onto something.
>>54693783
ebin (^:
What the fuck happened to this board...
>>54698960
Is there something wrong with giving a kid a pat on the back for doing something other than crime?
AHAHAHAHAHAH AMWRICANS LIVE IN A FUCKING 40% BLACK COUNTRY THATS ACTUALLY 50%+ BLACK BECAUSE THEY CONSIDER KURDS AND ARABS FUCKING WHITE AND THE ILLEGALS AND THEY FUCKING NEVER TALK ABOUT IT BECAUSE THEY ARE SO FUCKING KEKED THEY DON'T REALISE IT THEY HAVE A FUCKING BLACK PRESIDENT THEY LITERALLY HAVE A BLACK PRESIDENT THEY BLACK WASH THEIR OWN HISTORY THEY FUCKING HAVE KEKOLD PORN ON EVERY SITE EVER THEY FUCKING GET SHOT EVERY DAY IN EVERY PLACE EVERYTHING IS BOASED TOWARDS NIGGERS THEY FUCKING LYNCH ANYBODY WHO SPEAKS OUT ABOUT IT AND THEY ARE TRYING TO FUCKING ELECT A WOMAN WHO WANTS TO IMPORT EVEN MORE NIGGERS AS THE PRESIDENT WHO LIES ALL THE TIME AND THEY CALL FUCKING 15% SHITSKIN EUROPEAN COUNTRIES BAD? HOLY FUCKING SHIT YOU LITERALLY ALL LOVE NIGGER CULTURE EVERY AMERICAN KID I'VE SEEN LISTENS TO NIGGER MUSIC AND THE GIRLS WANT TO FUCK BLACK PEOPLE IT'S FUCKING HILARIOUS YOU DON'T EVEN REALISE THIS IS BAD FUCK ME UP THEY CONSIDER ARMENIANS WHITE
>>54699291
dude weed lmao
weeeeeeeed haha
i'm so effing high dude
weed weed weeeeed
>>54693675
Except this one, good work anon!
>>54699576
Yes. There is something wrong with patting people on the back for not committing crimes. Pretending not doing crimes is above and beyond... That's not good.
>>54699660
It's a feel good story, for lack of better term. Not sure why it offends /g/ so much.
>>54692169
...But I was doing that when I was 10. Yes, I had help from my step-dad, because he'd shown me all what to do, I was able to do it myself.
Why is that impressive? He didn't solder the CPU or anything.
>>54699738
You were right the first time. It's giving them a thank you for not being a gangbanger.
>ITT 20+ year old NEETS making fun of an 11 YEAR OLD CHILD
Fucking pathetic all of you.
>>54695086
http://www.amazon.com/ARK-Naturals-PRODUCTS-PETS-326003/dp/B008QMV0Y4
you can use google reverse search you know
>Commenting on his plans Joshua said: “I built a computer because I need a faster and more powerful machine to focus on my next project which is to develop a 2D platform video game, with different levels. I’m also working on a bigger project; a more complex game which will take a few years to complete.”
My colleagues who have been to multiple 1- 3 day game jams have been making 2D gaems using le epic GameMaker on a 12 year old laptop with an intel atom processor.
Don't tell me this isn't satire.
Jesus. Did he build the processor and hard drive himself?
>>54699814
It ain't the kid we're making fun of, it's the fact that it was news.
>>54697586
What a ...?! When I was 11 I extended memory on ZX Spectrum clone by myself, reading "Radio" magazine, bought memory chips on radiomarket in my town and did upgrade from 48 kb RAM to 128 kb. I'm not even saying about 3.5" Floppy which I attached to this ZX clone instead of 5.25", this even easier was.
Yeah, my english is bad, I know it. But what the problem to build PC when you 11? Are kids so studip nowdays? -_-
>>54700224
fuck off
>>54692301
>I did this shit when I was 9
Yeah, but did it have a speed of 3:20 gigahertz?
Didn't think so, faggot.
>>54692436
It's a black newspaper
>>54700311
4.20 gigahertz blaze it boyz :D ;D
i'm more impressed he saved up 600 pounds
my friends kids are mostly around his age and they don't even do their chores, let alone any kind of actual work
>>54692436
liberals means something completely different in the UK and Europe btw
>11
this nigger looks older than me
>>54699814
there's nothing wrong with a kid building a gaudy gaming shitbox he will eventually regret
it's the fact that some guilty white chucklefuck actually thought it was newsworthy, building is pleb tier shit
>>54692169
>UK
>praising a nigger for something basic
How am I not surprised?
>>54692169
gotta remember that over there most people dont even have wifi, my extended family live there and when we visit you can often not have a single ssid in range
>>54697586
>Most kids his age could not do this.
>put hardware in the case and on the mobo
>connect cables, maybe check handbook if you don't know where to put them
>done
The only reason most kids his age couldn't do that is because they never tried.
>>54693549
Pretty much this. The only reason people don't try building their own PCs is because they were told it is complicated and if they fuck up a few hundred bucks might go down the drain.
If they knew how easy it was I doubt there'd be too many left who are willing to pay insane prices just to save maybe one hour of work (if you are slow)
>>54693686
t. Alberto Barbosa
>>54692169
its stories like this that make me question if any praise is meaningful
>>54693253
>those springs that do absolutely fucking nothing
They just saw a motor cycle and copied what it looks like, didn't they?
>>54694930
Most niggers on this planet die from starvation because they are too retarded to feed themselves. Even chimps are above that level of needing external help with feeding themselves.
>>54693635
>SLKGIER
>lskfksj skfji ...
gave it away
Built my first computer at 10. Modified my dads at 8. Nothing extraordinary here.
>>54692169
Why is this news? White 11 year old's can build their own computers. This is not news.
My word what is this world coming to when a kid building a computer makes fucking news websites.
>>54692169
fucking niggers
Hilariously enough /g/ is now more racist than /pol/.
Wow this justifies all the rape.
>>54700755
The fire rises.
>>54692169
Im a spic and I used to write shit in BASIC for DOS at 8....
Niggers are retarded.
>>54693552
and every time they do get into the news for retarded shit like this we make fun of them
only that the "racist crackers" don't flip their shit just because a white person is being insulted
>>54692169
>reading a booklet and pressing a few legos into place now constitutes being a whizz kid
I wish I grew up at this time. I would be a viral sensation.
>>54700755
/pol/ shitposter here, some NZ cuck linked this thread on our excellent board and we're all quite shocked to see the true face of /g/
You need to realize that this boy is blameless, he is a simple colored fellow and is doing the best he can. The world is a hat that is too large for his head.
now the Jews, on the other hand...
>>54699163
Yes, you do belong there
>accomplish something that thousands if not millions of other people do without hassle
Uh so what? Why would we write an article about th-
>be black
Please tell us your life story! You are such an intelligent and incredible individual!
Sonic and minecraft
All you need to be the next steve jobs
>>54693448
>m-mug feelings
Im a spic and I think this whole anti-racism shit is garbage
I might even vote trump just to shake things up a little
>>54699189
Any normal eleven year old could write a C compiler following a CPU documentation and a compiler textbook and just putting together the lego blocks that are the characters in a program
>>54700893
This
He's also cucking his dad
>>54700893
And the blacks even gobble it up rather than seeing it as the racist shit is is
>>54700893
While clockboy and computerboy is a joke, building a bootleg windmill with what you have is pretty impressive.
Report this thread since people are brigading now.
>>54700893
>privileged whitey kid orders parts from ebay
>irradiates his testicles
I'll give this one to nigga of the wind
>>54692476
>>>54692393
>>If this kid gets a scholarship or meets Bill Gates or some other stupid shit like that cause he's a """""genius""""", I swear to god
>Hey, if clock kid mohammed got to meet the POTUS, everything is possible
I needed this laugh
>>54692348
Dont kid yourself. The only reason the article exists is because he's black.
>>54701029
>nigga of the wind
kek
fuck this shitty site
>>54693520
YOU'RE A FUCKING WHITE MALE!!!!
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!?!!1??1!
>>54693686
Neither can black people
>>54700755
>WAAAAAAAAAH STOP BEING RAYCIS
jesus fuck you tumblrina.
We're saying it isn't newsworthy to build a PC. Fucking off yourself
>>54694369
troll accounts, proper fun
>>54699579
The bait is way to strong
>>54696120
>http://www.cplusplus.com/
C++
>>54694906
kek
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