I'm going to the world's largest apple shill fest, AMA
>>54514703
How much anal lube are you bringing?
Can you touch your bellybutton with the tip of your erect penis while standing up?
Dat 9gag watermark
>mfw feel when feels good
Do you already have AIDS or will this be your first pozcum injection?
>>54514748
haven't considered that as a packing item. how much should i bring?
>>54514783
sadly, no.
>>54514875
KEK
>>54514878
Two gallons minimum.
>>54514703
what kind of free swag will you get?
have you looked into selling your ticket to profit instead?
>>54514868
kek
Enjoy it for what it is, OP.
I got to go to SAP's SAPPHIRE NOW conference in 2011 as a student and it was both interesting and something that opened new career paths for me.
>>54514703
If you were playing baseball, would you rather play the catcher or pitcher position?
>>54514703
>goes to apple conference
>doesn't even have retina mac
lmao, all the fags will probably laugh at you for using a >=4 year old computer
no, but seriously, congrats
Top or bottom?
>>54514918
noted. thanks m8
>>54514960
thanks man, can't wait. I hope it does the same for me too.
>>54514944
I know some people who went last year, got backpacks jackets and stickers.
>>54514971
catcher any day ;)
>>54514974
RIP, but thanks man
>>54514703
>I'm going to the world's largest apple shill fest
Why bother? You can't even afford devices to test your "dev skills". Sell the ticket and save the money to pay your scholar debt.
>>54515125
bottom :b
>print("Hello, Scholar")
Why do they do this.
>>54515156
simulator on xcode my dude
>>54515224
DUDE CODE LMAO
>>54515224
>applel in charge of functional code
>applel in charge of making a hello world that isn't a broken pile of shit
>>54515246
We're so cool XD
>>54515239
Now you just need the skills.
>>54515258
APPLEL PASTE EATERS BTFO
>>54515296
... but i'm going to wwdc.... whatever lmao
>>54515363
>... but i'm going to get aids.... whatever lmao
>>54515363
Tickets are given at random, you are nothing but a normal student.
You can go and enjoy the conference, hang out with the cool kids but at the end of the day you will remember that you don't belong there, that will be the first and the last time that you feel important.
>>54515062
>no citation for any of this info
>also shitposting racism on /g/
>>>/b/
>>54515515
The infographic lists which report the facts were taken from.
