Since you've started lifting, have grills every approached you?
What is the best story you have of a girl seeking your validation or straight up hitting on you the same way you used to before getting /fit/?
One time one asked me if I was done with the sit down rack
>>35380629
I've only been lifting for ~6 months but I've noticed a lot of people looking me up and down, mostly at my chest.
It's 95% men.
>>35380629
holy fuck zyzz was small
>>35380629
fat girls have hit on me multiple times. A couple have felt me up.
>oooo you have nice abs!
I know. Now get your fat fingers off of them.
Fatties message me on OKCupid too. Women who are in good shape still rarely give me attention though. But, i've also just grown into a more assertive, take-charge guy so it doesn't really matter that they still never take any initiative. I've become the manly-man that all women crave.
>>35380629
>Since you've started lifting, have grills every approached you?
Ironically, quite the opposite.
Girls' shit tests have gotten MUCH worse. I used to be able to put very little effort into talking to girls. Now girls think I "ain't shit", even after they've seen my physique. It doesn't make sense to me.
Then again, some of my relationships have improved and I've been able to talk to some girls who never would have talked to me before I started lifting.
Since this thread will be shit I will just tell you the story about the time I had a stalker.
>Live in dorm room
>one day when I go to the kitchen this little Japanese girl is sitting there
>can tell she's mirin hard
>a day passes
>someone rings my doorbell
>open the door to see the gook with a plate of dumplings
>"h-hey. I made these for you. I-if you want them, I can throw them away if you don't. It's my mothers best recipe."
>cool, free food. Accept and close the door.
>she proceeds to do this for a month
>one day she even gives me a full carton of cigarette packages
>get sloppy piss drunk one night
>ask her if she wants to come over to my place
>I think I worded it something like "want to come fuck?"
>few min later we're fucking
>I have a bad history of sea sickness so while she's riding me I violently vomit all over myself and her
>she looks as if she just sold her soul to Lord Baphomet, sitting there on my throbbing cock, completely speechless
>I'm still drunk off my shit and haven't gotten off yet
>"this is no problem for me" I say, looking like Muk from Pokémon
>Imagine all Japs are into that weird porn either way
>"so how about you suck my dick? I need to get off"
>without a word she begins sucking as if my dick contained pickled dolphin
>cum and fall asleep in my vomit
>next day she's all over all of my phone, computer etc. acting like we're a couple
>turn her down politely but say we can still fuck, which we continue
>few weeks later notice she pops up at all the places I go to
>every pub, restaurant, store etc. She's there
>alone
>trying to hide from me
>me and my friends start fucking with her by posting on facebook about going to the weirdest places just so she goes there to look for me
>eventually she tells me she's going back to Nipponland
>she posts pictures of her with her family in Japan
>whew, finally over
>2 months later I moved to another city
>lo and behold, one day I spot her following me with huge-ass sunglasses in the middle of the city
>>35380740
>>35380755
sorry m8, never been to reddit.
girls rarely approach you when you're good looking. But they will stare at you forever until you do.
>>35380668
Body dysmorphia: The ultimate meme
No.
I've always been told I'm an intimidating guy.
>>35380629
girls are friendly and seemingly flirt but im still shy
>tfw no lift for shyness
>still feel like im not good enough despite being fit/low bf%
im getting over it slowly but I wish I could stop worrying so much about my body
>>35380996
fuck dude, r u me.
>>35381007
I have no issues in the gym but I guess im shy cause I used to be fat, and im not used to female attention/flirting.
better than I was before socially but it's still difficult to deal with girls without alcohol. I am totally confident in my body, but I worry that it might not be good enough in the eyes of others, idk.
>>35380740
>tfw no obsessed stalker gf
a few high school aged qts have spilled spaghetti around me but none my age (22)
>tfw
>>35381031
i used to be kind of built in highschool with braces and acne issues on top of social anxiety and shit so my interaction with women was little to none. just got fit a couple months ago and unsure of how to do anything. and i dont drink or go out much so i stay pretty isolated. also depression and self conscious about how awkward i am.
>>35381053
Iktfb, 17 year olds can't get enough of me, 23 year olds less so
>>35380740
you best hope that's not that bitch from Audition
>>35381055
I can relate, try going to malls n stuff: helps with social anxiety. if you can be comfortable around lots of people, you'll feel a lot better or less self conscious.
plus you can meet people which is nice. in any case, be proud of your progress and know that you are getting better every day, as long as you train hard and eat well. the better you get, the more your confidence will grow.
and then girls will start looking at you, but it isn't because you look weird: it's because you are actually attractive to them. which means more confidence.
build on these little things, and over time you'll feel way better. lifting helped me get over being depressed, it isn't something that happens instantly but im a new man today because I decided to lift.
>>35380740
Wtf, she'll fuck whenever you want and cook for you, why wouldn't you date her?
![Undertale+comp+part+5_381dab_5717781[3].png](https://i.imgur.com/FBMeYzq.png "Undertale+comp+part+5 381dab 5717781[3]")
>tfw 220 down from 350
>tfw gave up on girls a long long time ago
>tfw just try to lift, study, get in shape for the military soon, and maybe even smoke a little weed and play some video games in my free time
>for the past 5-10 years, have pretty much just kind of ignored most women completely, unless I was absolutely 100% obligated to speak to them
>tfw girls at work/class start talking to me
>tfw some of them are even pretty friendly
>tfw part of me wants to try and be social and finally, fucking FINALLY lose this fucking v card
>tfw know i'm just going to fail
>and people are going to take advantage of my fragile mind to their own ends
>and people are going to see what a fucking shut-in loser I am and lose what little respect for me they have
What's the point, brahs.
What's the fucking point.
>>35380629
Got "approached" once, it was as straightforward as possible, just right place right time.
>at pool party
>I had just broken out of DYEL mode
>happens to be way more girls than guys in our group
>play pool games with everyone, some mirin started
>crash at my friend's place with some girls
>get schlop from azn chick
That's it.
I don't even lift anymore but I used my old pics from when I did on tinder(all with a shirt on) and got 2-3 matches a day from hot grills. Not sure if that is even good or not.
Nothing ever happened on real life thou
>>35380675
>start working out
>fat bitch DEFINITELY notices
>starts hitting on me like crazy
>I politely tell her I'm not interested
>she gets pissed, and assumes I must be gay for not being into her
>starts telling everyone I'm gay
>Also starts a handful of other rumors about me that almost get me fired
What the fuck, you fat blubbery cunt?
>still nonexistent to non-fat chicks
>get approached outside starbucks or on the street about going out with the girl or her friend while i was in ultra skelly mode, 120 lbs at 6'
>dont get approached anymore at 160 lbs skelly mode
>use all the rage i can manage for this fuckery in the gym to try to escape skelly mode finally
cant wait to hit ottermode and bang endless bitches, right guys?
>>35382202
How old are you? Props on dropping the weight too
>>35380629
not really, it's mainly dudes who say "nice progress man!" for girls, if you arent too fat you should be good, its all about a nice face
>>35380629
only girls I don't want hit on me.
crazy girl from class cock blocked the girl I was into because she was jelly
I rejected another one from class and she went off about how her ex didn't like how she raided the fridge
then there is this black grill I'm not too keen but she's cool so I'll let her sling mad game if she has it
nope
>>35382533
>40lb gain
>still skelly
uwotm8
>>35382533
im lean as fuck still m8 and my arms havent grown much in circumference from when they were noodley
>Start browsing fit, read the fucking stick in /fa/ as well
>Start lifting. Dropped from 182 to 168
>Stop dressing like an autist 10th grader. Developed something like a sense of style
>Couple fat girls have approached me
>Have been catching a few girls eyeing at me head to toe
>Beta in me says they're just wondering why I look like I do
>But multiple women do that same thing, so I'm confused
>Did actually talk to one girl that kept looking at me in a bestbuy. Managed to learn her name and age. She was too young.
Thanks /fit/. I'm getting more attention now than ever. Also, was she wanting me to talk to her if she gave me her age so easy. lel.
>>35382760
meant for >>35382742
>fingered drunk and drugged up hot bitches in the club enough where they get sopping wet
>dont go home with them
being insecure blows
>>35380629
>riding my bike through traffic
>car catches up to me and stays at the same speed as me
>chick in the passenger seat rolls down the window and yells "I want to have your babies"
It felt real nice.
>>35382560
21 brah. The fact that I'm a loser who pushes carts for a retail chain and who only takes like one or two classes a semester don't help, either.
>push day
>have an awesome workout
>gym also has a bigass pool area with a hot-tub
>change into swim-trunks and chill in hot-tub while sippin muh proton shake
>feels good, 9/10 would recommend
>been there a minute when a QT and her skelly BF show up
>Smile and nod to them as they get in hot-tub with me
>she give a big smile back
>every time I glance at them she smiles and he give me a death glare
>they start to talk quietly to each other, can't really hear what they're saying
>finish protein and leave because it made me uncomfortable
>a-alpha as fuck
>>35382971
I would've done the same thing man
>>35380740
never happened/10
>>35380629
Literally not 1 female has approached me since.
I do get the usual "woah nice pecks bro" from men
>>35380668
I mean, he's not small but I've always thought he didn't look very big
>>35380740
"soon to be seen on r/4chan"/10
>be me just now
>hot gf (solid 8/10 if u like latinas) of good friend sends me a snap
>asks me to workout with her bc she's getting "fat"
>ik nothing will happen, but still felt good that she came to me for advice
Is there any exercises I can do without weights that are effective? I'm a poor piece of shit atm and can't afford to get any weights.
>tfw would be literally perfect aesthetically if I was just in shape
>>35383096
well if he is a good friend as you claim i hope you wont do anything to ruin that lmao
>>35383114
>tfw would be literally perfect aesthetically if I was just in shape
Isnt that everyone lmao
And start off with home work outs, it wont be as effective obviously but its a great place to start, something like p90x, freeletics ect.
>>35383114
Push ups, dips, pull ups, pistol squats, rows and jump squats are my favorite
>>35383114
Just in case you're serious, here ya go.
>>35383124
Any links or anything?
I meant that I'm good looking.
>>35383129
>>35383131
Thanks guys, appreciate it.
>>35383096
fuck her brah
you'll be doing your bro a favor, trust me
>>35383134
the other anons gave you good stuff, but im assuming you dont wanna buy these programs
>>35383150
No preferably shit I can do with my body alone like.
>>35383131
>>35380740
was this girl's name Jenny per chance?
>>35383154
yeah i know, those are cardio intensive programs with also some body weight, its pretty good for someone wanting to get an athletic look
>>35383154
>shit I can do with my body alone
That's called bodyweight exercises. (because you're using your body as the weight)
Just google it.
>>35383139
nah man, those two are balls deep in love and shes hot, but also says things like, "lit, senpai," and, "yas." If she weren't hot I wouldn't be doing this
>>35381079
I don't see the problem here
>>35382202
with that mentality you'll never succeed in anything in life
>>35380629
Hell no. Since I started lifting 3 years ago I'm exponentially more intimidating than I used to be. They never come up, but they're always timid and palpable when I go to them.
>>35383051
>>35380668
That's an early shot of him. He was only like 19 in that pic
>before lifting: attract no chicks
>after lifting: attract fat chicks
>>35380668
>>35383051
>>35383407
On vs. off cycle. Also yeah he was younger there
>>35383459
Why do fat women think they have the right to try and act as if they're somehow attractive? It pisses me off so much, makes me want to bash their fat fucking heads in. At least fat dudes are usually cool and funny, fat girls are just disgusting cunts who think they're worth something because thirsty betas and niggers will fuck them.
>>35383491
Men are thirsty as hell and would fuck anything that moves and then leave. Makes every ugly or average chick feel like they are the shit.
>>35383491
This.
>>35383491
cause desperate guys WILL fuck them.
most people talking about their "8/10 gf" is actually talking about a 4/10 hambeast.
that is bias for you.
Hey its me the: "mfw thinking of you hurting" bad posture, shitty dress suit 6'3, 215lbs pajeet
Today i was working at the mall directing traffic. Here's a couple things that happened.
>be blocking a ramp to stop ppl from entering 2nd floor parkade (it was full)
>cars need to be told to go either this way or that
A
>two women in their 30's, "hey, hey thanks so much for directing traffic" i smiled back and said thanks, they both giggle and drive off
B
>lexus SUV early 2000's with tinted windows - 3 girls late teens early 20's
>the girl in the front passenger seat rolled her window down and just stares at me while bobbing her head to their tunes, the driver chick leans over to look too
>i give them a glance then get back to work, no point eye fucking them, look at the side front passenger mirror when they passed me
>qt was still starring using it
I was outside 1 hour and also driving around too, maybe 7 or 8 times while i was outside i would catch a random chick looking my way, to quickly turn their head (2 or 3 older women just kept on looking, causing me to b the one to bitch out). I had ppl stop to ask me retarded shit too.
Inb4 greentexts from the opposite perspective mocking me and making me look autismo. I already am.
Pic related. I stood vigilant against traffic violaters.
>>35383525
>>35383546
It's these fucking desperate betas with no standards that fuck everything up. Fat cunts wouldn't think they were worth anything if 6/10 desperate faggots wouldn't fuck them. White knights fuck everything up too.
As a Titty-Hunter I have had little success.
>tfw you still don't approach the chubby qt with ill-fitting bra. you can tell because you can see the cup buldging out underneath her sheer singlet
That being said, fit chicks, taller girls [inb4 manlet], and flat chested "model-tier" are easy to approach now. In fact I'm almost combative.
>tfw she responds in equally playfull antagonistic manner
>This activates my boner induced fight-or-fuck survival mechanism.
I just want a fwb to have fun with on weekends
fuck dating, it would ruin my gym schedule and consume all my free time.
I've been getting 2-3 #s a week just by going out lately.
I think it's because I started cutting.
>>35382910
Here's a crazy idea - go outside your comfort zone.
Do more classes, get more qualified (on paper), pick up a trade, go for different jobs, travel, fucking explore dude.
You're only 21 mate, you have heaps of time
>>35383488
he managed to still get girls off cycle tho, proof you dont need roids to have a great bod for chicks
>>35383646
>tfw should have done these things
>"persevered" with shitty degree over seven years
>26 now
Time to die...
>>35383491
>>35383525
>>35383530
>>35383546
>>35383581
PRO FUCKING TIP: if you ignore fat cunts they will have no impact on your life.
Telling a fat chick (or any woman) to fuck off is the biggest blow to their self-esteem you can give them because women aren't used to hearing "no". Despite what tumblr posts say, fat chicks know that they're fat and undesirable: they know they can only get betas and chubby chasers (oxymoron), you just have to tell them directly that you ain't one of em.
Also it feels damn good denying a girl's advances to be quite honest. Good luck my niggas
>>35383671
What degree bro?
I know a plumber who (at 27) decided to become a surgeon. And he fucking did.
You're giving up before you start
>>35383668
no one said you did you autist, stop thinking about girls and actually lift
>>35382533
I've legit never been approached. I've had girls be into me when we first meet, or when I approach them, but never been overtly approached.
I've had the most success by drinking with friends and then just start pretending I'm a touchy drunk, arms around shoulders or waists. Then you just see which girls don't pull away or which move closer and you know you're in.
>>35383689
>What degree bro?
>>35383671
A terminating pass in History and English m8.
>I just wanted to be an animator but had to "Get a real job..."
>Thought I'd become a teacher
>I placed not "disappointing" my parents over my happiness
>Now nobody's happy
>>35383738
You want to go be an animator? Fucking go do it then.
Not sure where to start? Baby steps - videos on YouTube, AMAs, books, classes
If you have enough testicular fortitude, try to get in touch with someone in the industry. Send some emails to studios (start low). Easiest way I can think of doing this is going through the credits of your favourite animations and looking at who animated the show. Try to get in touch with them?
Just throwing ideas out there man, take it or leave it.
Actually yes. A girl at my work wants to go to the pub and play some pool with me sometime soon. To bad im broke as fuck. There's been a few others at my highschool that have started messaging me ever since I got a chest bump and a slightly bigger ass.
>>35382971
She was scouting for her boyfriend's next cucking. Should've talked to her and you would have tagged home.
Guaranteed
>>35383802
>try to get in touch with someone in the industry. Send some emails to studios (start low).
Cheers, bro. Already have. Only issues are that animation production (other than 3d) is dead in my cuntry (guess). They all say "Just dive in and get some experience in the industry :^)"
I'm seriously considering just dropping everything and moving countries. Maybe Holland, Finland, Korea, Canada, something like that.
>It's 1:30 in the afternoon and I'm getting feels ;_;
>>35380629
Grils at work are into my lifting, except one who called me insecure and tells everybody i'm obsessed with the gym because i was taking about working out with somebody on two separate occasions. She's a fat stoner alcoholic so who gives a shit?
>>35383872
Are you in Australia by any chance?
If you want it, you'll go get it.
I've been trying to become a pilot in the Army for 5 years now (kept getting injured) but I'm still in. Start officer training mid next year for it. I'll get there, because it's what I want to do
>>35383909
>Are you in Australia by any chance?
Noice.
>>35383646
I'm getting fit for the military, as I said.
Hoping my life will open up more once I'm around 170-200lbs, doing some desk job for Uncle Sam, away from my shitty family.
Until then, it's the shut-in life for me. My comfort zone is comfortable, anon, why would I leave it.
>>35380629
Like every ugly ass cashier girl spills her spaghetti sometimes i kinda like it but most of the time its like i wish i could like u but u arent pretty :( sometimes it happens with the cashier girls i would want to ask out and i just get sweaty
>>35380668
Thats like the indicator the dysmorphia has set in the classic zyzz is small
>>35380740
>implying this isn't some pussy from /a/ posting one of his weird fantasies
>>35382766
>Beta in me says they're just wondering why I look like I do
i know that feel mang
>>35383992
Noice.
>>35384002
Hoping something will change without actively pursuing it is like hoping to get jacked as fuark without doing anything.
Go get it.
>>35384166
>without actively pursuing
What part of "I'm getting in shape to enlist so I can leave the ghetto to get a decent-paying job with great benefits that lets me travel the country/world" don't you understand, brah.
I'm temporarily putting off working on my social gainz, yes, but that's so I can leave this shithole I've been stuck in since birth as soon as I'm able.
I think it's a decent trade.
There's one in the office. She's really chubby though, borderline fat. I think she approached not because of my gainz but because I look like a korean fuccboi and she likes korean fuccbois.
>>35380629
>lesbian girl starts hitting on me because I'm "the most beautiful guy she's ever seen"
I didn't think that kind of thing happened in real life
needless to say it ended soon after because I have a penis
>>35384217
Evidently all of it until you elaborated on your description.
>>35380701
Lol when I was skinny fat I had so much confidence because of good personality and style and sick dance moves. I would actively pursue and score hot chicks. Now I'm somewhat fit and have become more hard on myself. I don't hit on the hotter chicks because I haven't made it yet. Also my style sucks because I can't wear stuff that won't show my gains. Lol all in all idk if it was worth it. Mostly guys mire now.
When I wore stretch slim fit t-shit last summer and I instantly gained 400% more attention from women.
I have a very aesthetic proportions, visible chest, I think chest and arms is most noticeable for them.
>>35384492
>I think chest and arms is most noticeable for them.
I think it goes:
1. abs
2. chest
3. arms
4. glutes
5. shoulders
6. back.
7. legs
>>35384508
it's actually
>Arms
>Shoulders
>Glutes
>Abs
>Chest
>Back
>Legs
>be /fit/
>literally only 'mired by dudes
>start browsing /fa/
>only dudes appreciate my sick fits
>browse /ck/ a bit
>women "lol this is nice anon"
>men "Holy shit, this is fucking amazing, we should get married tee hee"
>>35384508
Well, abs are a turn on for them, but it's irrelevant unless you visit a beach or a swimming pool.
>>35384612
marry me pls btw pics of your fits ? are you into techwear or ? i'm into natural tones desu like pic related .
>>35384750
faggot shoes, are you 18?
>>35384750
>White shoes
What are you my dad?
>>35380740
Was waiting for the punchline, disappointed instead
Hooked up with this chick a couple years ago in a sauna. When she fell asleep I bolted.
>>35383847
>highschool
leavee
>>35380668
for you
Regularly get hit on by girls in my uni gym.
Not even big. Just big enough to please da fems.
180lbs @12-15% range
6'1
Knowing how to get grills numbers
Then i fuck the ones with nice bods. Btw dont fuck grills who microdose anavar. They're all fucking nuts and thats why they roid to have awesome bods. Its not woryh it bruhs. Theyre huge fake tits also suck. All bout dem natty tittays
>>35385326
It also helps to have a solid facial aesthetic. Boyish good looms with good cheek bones and a defined (sadly, not a strong) jawline
>>35380629
Have crush on 10/10, easily in the top 25 hottest girls at my university (14,000 students).
Conservatively she might be a 9/10, she just fits my preferences perfectly.
Thinks I'm so sexy, loves my body.
Just tonight I posted a snapchat of myself with a hella nice pump joking, caption reading "send me nudes"
>mfw I get a snap from her, and it's her naked body wrapped in bed sheets saying "does this count?"
>mfw I went back and forth with her for hours sending nudes and provocative snaps
>mfw she's a goddess
This has never happened to me before. By far the hottest girl who has expressed sexual attraction to me.
I owe it all to the gains. Just get aesthetic brahs I promise it's all worth it
>were all gonna make it
Love you brehs
>>35384150
>Noice.
Noice.
>>35385394
Cool physical relationship breh mirin lack of depth really worth the workout
>>35385473
I'm a philosophy student and so is she, that's how we met and I got her number/ snapchat before the aesthetics
>Yfw we are more than just physical
>Mfw we both celebrate aesthetic prowess
>tfw still no gf
>>35385394
send her a picture of you with a redbull can up you ass
>>35385473
so fucking salty
>>35385394
post physique, no homo
>>35383546
>think GF is a 4/10
>she must actually be a 0/10
>maybe a 1 with makeup
Am I fucked?
Yes
I find girls use the body as an excuse to be flirty. As soon as they make a comment about my body like "omg you're so big" or "omg you're so jacked, I like your shoulders" then she's interested 9 times out of 10. Why would a girl make a positive comment about your body if she wasn't interested? You wouldnt compliment a girls body you werent tryna bone 2bh
>>35385394
god bless snapchat
post some pics brah
>at library finishing up my paper
>a couple of girls handing out RedBull comes up
>"Hey there, would you like a can?"
>tfw still in working mode
>autism engaged
>"S-sure"
>"Which flavor would you like? We have cranberry and classic."
>"The uh, classic one please"
>I wanted to try the cranberry flavor
>"Here you go."
>"T-thanks"
>hear them whisper "so cute" as they walk away
>left me feeling quite uncomfortable
>>35380629
Women are attracted to status more than anything else. If you are lifting for girls you are doing it wrong.
Girls always ask me how much I can lift with my duck. And I always ask them, "how much you weigh girl?" Get the bitches every time.
>>35383008
fucking kek
>>35385725
>>35385831
5'10 king of manlets
160 lbs
>>35380740
SCARED
C
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>>35386090
Just the kind of man I'd want to plow me in front of my bf. Mmmm.
>>35380629
My coworkers roommate saw me at the gym while I was in a tank top and suddenly wanted to hang out with me. It was the first time I had met her, and she was impressed even though I am below DYEL
>tfw she comments on my "muscles"
>tfw when she asks me to hold her body horizontal in the water so I can teach her to do freestyle swimming
>tfw she tells me not to put shirt back on once we get out of the pool and I walk her to her room
>tfw she tells me I look good
She let me shower at her place after swimming once while my coworker was gone, but while talking to her after I got out of the shower I found out she had a boyfriend and I didn't want to cuck him... I guess I screwed myself over on that one
I was thinking about contacting her again over Christmas break to see what's up, but I became skelington mode after not lifting or bulking for a long time due to university
>>35380740
>Japanese
>dumplings
You fucked that one up, bud
>>35386135
what the fuck
This is ridiculously forward for a girl
Does she hate her BF that much? How much of a cuck is he..
>>35386152
This was over a few weeks of meeting up, not the same day
>>35386120
Grill or homobrah?
>>35380664
I've noticed that since I started giving a shit about my body, I've been sizing a lot of guys up. Comparing their gains to mine and shit. That could have something to with it, there can't be THAT many homosex.
>>35382766
Chek'd and the whole thing with the fat girls and the beta in me. I feel u bro. Just keep lifting heavy to make it go away r-right
>>35386224
Would fuck the daylights out of you
>>35386270
Yes
>>35386277
Mmm :) well then I guess I know what I'll be thinking about when I see him tmrw night.
>>35386281
That turns me on
Here's another
>>35386308
Haha. A lot of guys say its a turn on but wimp out when it comes to me actually planning to have him walk in on me getting fucked. I get so turned on thinking about him opening the door to find me getting fucked by some fit guy's big cock, but most guys aren't alpha enough to actually do it. Any chance you're different? <3
>>35386322
>>35386322
I'm a fuckin freak, the freakier you are the better it is for me ;)
How many of you have had girls you would see regularly (eg: work, social circles) start talking to you whereas before they mostly ignored you?
You ever had stuff like an ex girlfriend/boyfriend comment or whatever?
I don't have any stories like this, but they're always good motivation.
>>35386345
You sound perfect. Too many boys out there, not enough real men like you. You should come show him who my pussy really belongs to.
>>35386090
I meant post a pic of the girl
>>35386373
What's your snap? I'll add you and send a new screenshot to prove its me
>>35386373
>>35386224
>>35386403
tfw cuck and this is kind of turning me on
Do it and post results >>35386090
>>35386403
I don't have Snapchat :( I haven't been on here for a really long time, but got kinda tipsy and horny and ummmm here we are lol.
>>35386424
I'm horny too.
Then post a pic of body with /fit/ timestamp if you're as freaky as you sound
Oddly enough, I receive more attention as a slightly chubby guy than I did when I was /fit/ as fuck and <10%.
>Seriously torn hamstring that never properly healed
>Become demoralized and more or less stop lifting, get lazy with diet
>Still bench and do pull ups in my basement but that's it
>Gain like ~15-20lbs of solid fuckin' fat
I'm getting laid WAY more now. I have even had 5 (!) separate FFM threesomes this year. Not even kidding. I'm shocked by this because I'm not some smooth talking Chad or anything -- I'm a fucking 4chan geek who has no business getting laid to begin with.
I think women are just less intimidated to approach me with this body type, compared to when I was all abs and veins. Fewer preconceived notions, maybe?
There's currently a super shy / reserved Chinese girl at work who keeps texting me unprovoked, who I've pretty much ignored and rarely spoken to since I met her. I may go for it.
>>35386420
My fantasy is a little more crazy but i know it could never happen... I'd want him to walk in and find >>35386403
fucking me, bent over the bed he lost his virginity to me in. He's kind of a skinny guy. He's a techie at Salesforce in the Bay Area. Pale, def. what you guys would call a "beta", he's had his job longer than anyone else bc he doesn't have enough confidence to ask for a promotion. Its sad. Anyway, he'd walk in and >>35386403
would slide out of me and walk over to him... shove him down into the chair by his desk, pull the cords out of his keyboard and mouse and tie his hands to the arm rests. Then show him what it looks like when a real man fucks his girl... And at the end... >>35386403
would put a big load of cum deep in my pussy. I've never let my bf fuck me w/o a condom so that would be PERFECT.
I know I might could find a guy who'd let him walk in on us, but I doubt I could find someone who'd be willing to like... threaten to kick his ass if he doesn't sit down and watch. The sad part? He'd totally do it. He's so scared of getting into a fight.
>>35380740
>she looks as if she just sold her soul to Lord Baphomet, sitting there on my throbbing cock, completely speechless
AHAHAHAHAHA, this is gold
>>35385394
Snapchat is disgusting on so many levels.
I drop any bitch that uses it immediately because she's most certainly a slut.
>>35381079
how the hell is that a problem
believe me, young pussy is always best
source: oldfag
>>35380668
off cycle pic
It's very simple. Girls expectations of your personality are based on your looks. If you're not built she will assume you are a wimp and often take the initiative or at least make it easier for you to. If you have gainz she will assume you are assertive, natural at taking the initiative and domineering and so will give you no help and often say and do things to defend themselves or force that side of you out. A girl looking for that bodytype wants to be fucked hard and fact for long periods of time and so will weed out any mental weakness to make it easier to find someone who will.
[>>35386461 ]
>>35386482
I don't find it disgusting... but I hate using it. I'm 26 and went on a date with a guy who was 21 and he kept trying to get me to use Snapchat and I just feel ridiculous using it. The premise is stupid. The ppl who use it aren't stupid, but i just feel so dumb sending selfie after selfie after selfie to ppl.
>>35386461
Rest assured that I would sit his ass straight down in the corner and make him watch me fuck you doggy style.
I'd fuck you so hard it would bruise your ass cheeks
Id make you turn back and look at me in the eyes while I run my fingers through your hair.
I'd go as deep as I could and blow my entire load inside you
I like you. Here's unedited version of first pic so you know it's me
>>35386511
It's stupid for that reason, it's a useless exchange of information and the people who use it are fucking idiots. All it is a bullshit selfie and nude sender. My dumb ass ex-girlfriend used it and had thirsty faggot ass retards with baby abs trying to send her pics. I told them I'd rip their throats and and they stopped.
Snapchat is vapid garbage along with social media in general. I respect a woman that isn't on any social network sites.
>>35386516
You suck at dirty talking faggot.
>>35386516
I wonder how much bigger you are than him. Both height and length...
>>35386522
U mirin Sadcunt
>>35386542
Not really much to "mire".
Any beta manlet can work out a bit.
approached? no
mired? yes
>>35386545
Ummm... If he sucked then I wouldn't be so wet right now :)
>>35386484
I'm their boss, so under 18 still counts as stat rape
>>35386556
Yeah I'm sure you're totally "wet" bro.
>Badly pretending to be a girl on a cantonese crochet board
>>35386545
>not posting your physique
>"dirty talking"
Are you 12?
hay guys im a girl too i promise
come fuck my slutty wet pussy ; )
>>35386516
I feel obligated to point out that it's obviously a dude with a cuck fetish you're speaking to.
>>35386545
>sees other guy succeeding with girl
>decides to drag down fun due to own insecurities
not him but, nah brah. we gotta build eachother up not tear him down
>>35386572
Are you?
What the fuck else would you call what he's trying to do?
I just come here to shitpost because this is one of the most easily baited and insecure boards on 4chan.
>>35386577
>succeeding
>girl
See
>>35386574
>>35386574
Let him dream.
>>35386574
>>35386574
Do you think Im not aware?
Even if there's 1% chance it's legit im gonna take the gamble every time.
>Cuz I'm a real nigga
>and these gainZ were mired
>in a mire thread
>I was trying to get some win for you faggots
>but you wouldn't know what that's like
>at least I got a hot, descriptive sex post out of it
>mfw
>>35386616
That's pretty pathetic man.
It's faggot betas like you that are perpetually thirsty that make hambeasts think they're worth something.
Have some integrity you schmuck.
>>35382776
but you were street harassed, anon
>>35386616
I guess you don't have to believe me but... they are definitely wrong... This is just a fantasy that I keep suppressed bc its just prob never going to happen and I'm taking advantage of a chance to vent. If I was a guy pretending to be a girl, I'm sure it'd be easier to just go find some other dude and make it happen for real. Gay boys are into stuff like that... but none of the straight guys I've met have even come close to giving me what I'm looking for.
Honestly? I hope you're not lying either, bc it'd be nice to know there are at least some guys out there that would actually make this happen.
>>35386621
This is sad
You faggots missed the point
>being this mad
>not capitalizing
And you wonder who the insecure beta is
Hmmmmm still haven't seen any other shitposters show physique and proving honesty
>kill yourself
>>35386616
Also, <3 you are so cute
>>35386640
>>35386647
You're trying way too hard to pretend to be a girl. It's much to obvious.
>>35386640
I'm 100% legit. Tried to prove that through pics.
Sleep tight tonight knowing we're out there :)
Nice ERP thread.
>>35386653
>you will never be this beta
were all gonna make it brahs
except this guy
>>35386653
I really hope I find a guy like you then bc I want it bad :)
>>35386672
I'm 80% sure that this guy is a cuck and pretending to be a girl and reply himself.
I hope I'm wrong.
>>35386653
Please stop dude
>>35386671
>only one in this thread with alleged female attention
>first post talking about how I got nudes all night from a 10/10
>mirin this hard
Sadcunt detected
Zyzz frowns upon you
>>35386699
>He thinks that female attention is something to brag about
Beta as fuck lmao
Please stop posting your ugly mug
>>35386672
For the record I believe you.
Fuck all these faggots
Tfw at the end of the day, we're just two lost souls on an anonymous tea testing forum
Uh. This is >>35386672
>>35386647
>>35386640
>>35386699
Wait... Ummm... One sec... The guy in the physique pics has a small dermal cyst on the left side of his face about an inch from the corner of his mouth... You don't have that....
Also, he has detached earlobes... And in your face pics... your earlobes are attached.
And your lips are shaped completely differently...
>>35386699
>trying to pick up women (men) on a Tibetan yak herding social network
Never gonna make it
>>35386640
can i fuck your boyfriend while you watch crying in a corner?
>>35386699
>cybers with a fat dude on 4 chan
>>35386733
Tf you talking about breh?
I never posted my face
Just reaction faces out of my phone gallary
>yfw
>>35385706
M9
Noiceee
>>35383049
>"woah nice pecks bro"
>>35386763
Omg good. Lol. I was about to say...
Do you have Kik?
>>35384369
>needless to say it ended soon after because I have a penis
lel
>>35386784
No one wants to ERP cuck shit with you dude.
Try /a/
>>35384552
>>35384508
>Putting glutes that low
This is proof that you pullef Those out of your ass.
>>35386784
Kik: wgesensei
>itt: desperate anon gets catfished by degenerate
i can't believe how pathetic and cringe-worthy those two posters are, jesus fucking christ go out for a change. it'd do you one better than spending all your time on the website of a mongolian melon factory
what the fuck did this thread turn into
>>35386870
It's like he never learned about timestamps
>Fw fatass trying to lose weight again
>doing it more for wanting tô know how it feels like tô be skinny than for girls, because I know I'm ugly and wont matter after losing weight
Feels strange man
>>35380740
C'mon fa.m either post pic of her from FB, or don't bother telling us.
>be a couple of weeks ago
>grill I went to school with until summer hits me up
>haven't talked since summer, but caught her mirin a few times
>she asks about random shit
>says her gympartner is gone for the winter
>asks for exercises for butt and thighs
>WhyTheFuckNot.jpeg
>says she needs a place to sleep after training
>come to my place and start taking a shower with her
>she holds on to the table
>stand behind with dick inside
>knocks over EVERYTHING! Perfumes, Soaps, Toothbrushes, gallon milk jugs
>WOAH NELLY!!
had to clean everything up but I got laid so I guess it's fine desu. Also first time she ever talked to me was just when gainz started to show.
>>35386461
Brehs, a friendly reminder: don't stick your dick in crazy.
a lot of guys have commented on my physique.
but girls have yet to give a fuck
>>35387596
desu
>>35380655
she was into you bro
should have gone for it
>>35386090
Really sick bro. I have a similar body type and have been going to gym since 8 months. I "just" need to lose body fat to reveal more of my muscles.
Gonna be serious about losing body fat now. Thanks for the motivation bruh
>>35384750
fuck those shoes.
But I do like natural tones.
I havent wore jeans in a very long time.
Usually natural tone pants.
>make fun of people with shitty insertions, fat distribution and height, entirely controlled by genetics
>worship a guy with a literal genetic heart defect
/fit/ is so fucking weird
>>35388964
Thanks homie, you got this shit.
You're only 8 months in, you have plenty of time to develop your physique
Just clean up that diet and put in that consistent work
>gonna make it
>>35386090
how long lifting? natty?
>>35386461
>breaking a mouse and a keyboard
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>35384612
only guys browse 4chan d00d
>>35386573
Kik?
>>35391141
>>35391141
Coming up on the two year mark this February.
Yes natty, very strict diet and 6-7 days training/ week till failure
This "can't make progress unless roids hurr" shit is a meme my brudda
>>35393190
good shit bro
>>35382533
>6'
>160
How are you alive? And more importantly, why are you namefagging?
girls seem to flirt but I dont act on it
dont really want a gf anyways, sex sure, gf no. it would ruin my schedule, and I don't really need any added expenses. dating isn't cheap if you are a guy.
>>35380629
>Since you've started lifting, have grills every approached you?
yes
unfortunately I am still a fucken sperg and now the whole campus thinks I am gay
could be worse though
>>35383139
Not that guy but in similar situation
How is that doing your bro a favor? You more than likely end up losing a buddy over a quick bang
>>35387452
why do you have gallon milk jugs in your bathroom
havent made it yet, but i guess im "normal" these days compare to when i was a spooky skellington.
Grills mirin but I cant capitalize cause i dont want to sperg out
>theyll never know that you are a sperg if you avoid them like the plague
dont have money to waste on girls
so ill take the flirting as a compliment, even if it leads to nothing.
Nope
Fat guys keep looking at me though
DAILY REMINDER
>these are the people getting "mired" in all these threads
>>35393727
and their "8/10" gf is really a fat pig
these are the same people lying about their dick size too
go figure
>>35393727
Some of them are quite swole though
>>35393727
is that a real fit meetup or just some random dyels?
>>35393727
"she looked my way, shes totally fuckin mirin. Fuck im alpha bruh"
>>35393773
no, no one is swole
bad bait
>>35393862
maybe not "swole" by your definition but a few look like they work out
>>35393879
in america if you arent a fat pig, you look like you work out.
>>35393879
greenshirtguy has good biceps. the guy on his left looks like he can do pushups
>>35380629
ive had the same gf since i started so idk
but recently a chick im friends with tagged me in the comments of some instagram chick's gym pics with the comment "i know anon feels me on this"
idek she might be a ragmuncher. girls are weird man
>>35386135
>she had a boyfriend
> "I have a boyfriend" shit test
> Current year
> Taking that seriously for one second
Got approached twice tonight. Lifting has helped but it's more about actually having a not-giving a shit, I'm here to have fun attitude. It's amazing how much this changes everything. Lifting helps though, so does good posture( especially cause I'm a manlet). Dressing well also helps and having a decent face.
>>35383847
If you can't afford a couple of drinks and a game of pool when you're working you've got bigger fucking problems than being dyel.
>>35394027
Approached where?
I'm pretty shit at the whole green text business but here goes
>Lifting for 4 and a half years now
>Complete DYEL getting 0 attention from girls before hand
>Hardly go out, when I do i wear lose fitting shirts, jumpers etc
>Fast forward to boxing day night out with the lads
>Now 215lbs at 6'1, wearing a tight plain navy T-shirt
>Can instantly feel eyes on me when stepping out the taxi
>Muscles still pumped from yesterdays work out, drunk af so i'm loving the attention
>7/10 mutual friend who i've just met is instantly all over me, cuddling me, using 'It's cold' as an excuse to get closer, kissing ensues.
>Get into clubs and start dancing with girl, grinding etc.
>Lose half the group of mates including girl
>Who the fuck cares at this point
>Start talking to random girls, get complimented by atleast 5-6 different girls, got a couple number too
>What a fucking difference being this big makes, combined with the confidence boost probably
Don't remember too much from that night but my mates said I also walked up to a group of girls celebrating a birthday, asked whos birthday it was, and then grabbed her face and made out with her haha
>>35394771
I'd bro you
>>35380629
got approached laat night was cool
>hey anon my cousin thinks youre cute
>go dance with her
>proceed to have a fat booty latina grind on my dick
>lets me grab her ass and thong
>kisses me all over cool shit
>feeling my arms and back and shoulders
>chill with her all night
>try to make out with her
>hehe sorry anon i have a bf!
>youre such a nice guy though!
just...
>>35384415
Are you me (minus guys miring)?
>>35383491
Feel bad. I busted up in 4/10 the other day, should've just told her to fuck off but dry spell and that
>>35394874
AGHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHHA
>>35386120
>>35386224
>>35386322
>>35386373
>>35386461
An actual kuk or just some slut, either way, this is fucking disgusting and really shows how degenerated the world has become.
>>35395029
Cool your jets Mohammed, nobody gives a shit.
>>35386640
Assuming this is real, why don't you just break up with your bitch boyfriend instead of wishing for an event to happen that'll probably make him suicidal and/or psychopathic?
>>35386142
We japs call them gyoza so it still could have happened, he wouldnt know what to call them
>>35383459
It's probably not that they find you unattractive, they're just waiting to be asked out. Fat girls don't have that luxury so they have to be aggressive with their pursuits
>>35383491
>At least fat dudes are usually cool and funny
There's no excuse for being a fat piece of shit. What good is personality when you can't find your buried dick and your fat is increase your estrogen lvls. Fats serve no purpose
>>35395058
Stfu, moral relativist.
Both betas and sluts are ruining everything.
>>35382776
if a guy did this to a woman, she would say she was raped or something, fucking society standards nowadays
>>35383689
tell me more. im 29 in a shit job and am (100%) going to change my career completely. positive anecdotes are always a decent fuel source.
>>35395215
go back to reddit
>>35395237
Here's my positive anecdote.
Just fucking do it.
I don't have any girls but this happened to me recently.
>taking bath
>on no porn
>horny as fuck
>decided to wank the tank
>close eyes
>imagine a girl I have a crush on
>have passionate love
>I can feel her pussy on my dick
>have bad habit of pointing out toes and tensing legs straight as hard as I can
>quads are rock hard
>my left hand touches my quads
>realize I have edges
>mental images of my quads start to infiltrate my fantasy
>one moment I fuck that girl
>the next I imagine my quads as I feel them in real life
>quads takeover
>I cum with an image of my quads in my mind
>quite a load
>open eyes
>look at my quads
>feel them with both hands
>they are just like in my fantasy
>cheeky smile
Thanks /fit/
close friend had a hs reunion party recently, lots of good friends went as well as my ex
>be playing BP when 2 close lady friends come up to me
>"hey I always see you at the rec" says the first one as she squeezes my biceps
>semi-erect mode engaged
>"omg you look so built, and I love your beard" says the second one
we are laughing and having a good time at this point when the first girl pushes her friend into me. she grabs my arms then moves her hands down to my dick while smiling
>I've never felt this mire before
>look around to see who saw it and my ex is giving me the most intense glare
>laugh it off while she gets up and proceeds to hang on every single one of my close mates for the rest of the night
overall a goodnight, got accused of being on roids by 3 people and was swolested multiple times by old friends
>feelsgoodman.jpeg
>>35395262
I am.
Thanks anon.
Who /deepvoice/ here?
Got approached many times because of my voice. One girl told me I made her horny.
Never been hit on for my body though. The most I got was one girl feeling my triceps and saying "wow youre strong."
When will the pain end senpai?
>>35383114
just sneak into a apartment complex and use their free gym, bro
>>35387452
lmfao milk jugs
>>35395434
2 girls so far said I have an erotic voice and it gets them horny. Erotic in the sense that is deep and soft. Also my lips received compliments from every girl I have been with.
>>35395263
KEK
>>35395263
Perfect
>>35395397
Hope it all works out for you bro
>>35380740
I've been stalked as well, but not to that extent
>Junior year of highschool
>Just moved to new city
>Trying to find school gym for PE
>Black girl leaning against pole
>5/10 at best
>Sees me, smiles, waves introduces herself
>Will call her Quita since that's how her name ended
>She shows me around, I'm thankful for the assistance
>After school ends, get lost walking home
>Run into Quita
>She's with her sister
>Her sister is fucking hot
>Taller, cute face, long braids, bigger breasts and a nice ass
>8/10 on a bad day
>They decide to walk with me to my house
>I just asked for directions
>Don't mind since one girl is hot
>At some point, Quita fell behind a bit, her sister gets closer
>Fuck yeah.jpg
>"My sister likes you"
>Fuck
>Finally get to my house, turns out I was going the wrong way
>Ask them if they live around here as well
>They don't, they lived in the direction I was initially going
>What
>Quita hands me a hairpin
>Tells me to give it back to her tomorrow
>Wat
>Spend an hour in my house trying to figure out why the fuck she gave me a hairpin
>Dawns on me that she knows where I live
>Panic, drop hairpin
>Portal to the void opens up, swallows hairpin
>Never see it again
>Prepare myself for whatever may happen the next day
>Next day, see Quita during lunch
>seems like she's waiting for me to approach her
>Nope the fuck out of there
>Start seeing her wherever I go
>Two weeks later
>In the lunch line
>She walks up to me and accuses me of not liking black people
>Completely blindsided
>Lots of people around
>New school is majority minority
>Blurt out first piece of evidence that shows I don't hate black people I can think of
>"That can't be true, because I think your sister is hot"
>Feel every dude in the vicinity laughing under their breath and every female looking at me in disgust
>Including Quita
>"My sister is in middle school, she's 12"
>First thing I felt was confusion, the despair came shortly after
>Social pariah for the rest of highschool
>>35382202
You are me. Lost 80lbs, still have 40 to go, and will be around 220, then I reevaluate where I want to go with my body.
Came to Christmas and old church(as athiest, nontheless), tons of not so subtle female attention and compliments that I have really no idea what to do with. Used to be beta piece of shit, now I have some magical power. It helps I am funny, very smart, and happen to have a 7 or 8 face under all my flab, which I am now just uncovering.
For a time, I legitimately thought about just living with my dad the rest of my life as a shut in, or killing myself. Just rejecting everything because the pain of life was stupid and pointless, just like life itself.
Ultimately, I am investing in myself. I just say, 'bring it on. What's fucking next to surpass? Bring it.' And refusing to believe life is always bad or painful or stupid and pointless. I refuse to believe happiness doesn't exist. And suddenly, the pursuit of happiness brings me happiness. It a wonderful thing. Odd, but wonderful.
Yes, you will be hurt, used, and cast aside, and ultimately most people will never care about you, only what they can get form you, and nothing is guaranteed.
So, you have to introspect, and actually figure out what you want. To die, but which part of yourself you want to kill. I am killing the weak, beta piece of shit me.
As I said, ultimately, I am investing in myself. School, career, social skills(particularly with women), and 'growing stronger shoulders, not lighter burdens'. Life is shit a lot of the time in my experience. It makes the good stuff worth it all the more. You just have to know the good stuff is a lot of fucking work, and occasionally you get lucky.
I seriously wish you the best man.
Investing in yourself is ALWAYS a good investment.
You will find that you will not regret it.
>>35382776
*triggered*
>>35385394
Congrats man. Gives me hope.
>>35384552
this
>>35386822
nah, the second dude has it right. Arms and shoulders are above glutes
>>35387452
spit out my guacamole at
>gallon milk jugs
>>35396826
Wise words Anon.
>meet 8.5/10 puerto rican girl in my school's top sorority at a party
>she grabs her two friends (both slightly less hot, maybe 7.5s) to all take a picture with me
>starts asking me to pregame with them on weekends
>grabs my ass sometimes when I walk by
>tells me "I need to help X find me later and we can hook up" at one of our parties
I ended up hooking up with someone else that night, apparently she had to help her puking friend back home anyway
>has me walk the 3 of them back to their dorms the next weekend
She has a boyfriend from back home she always takes snapchats with
>conflicted
Another one:
>walk in to math class on first day, don't recognize anyone in the class (maybe 50 people) so I sit down 2/3 of the way back by myself
>next day legit 9.5/10 sits diagonally right behind me (1 seat behind, 1 seat to the right)
>asks me about the homework, conversation ensues
>she tells me she doesn't usually see people like me in her math classes (read: fit, non-autistic)
>find out she lives with 4 other guys, basically tells me about how she friendzoned them (my words, not hers)
kek
>find out she's a math major though, nice
>get her number, we start texting
>by 2nd week she tells me she's dropping the class cause she's switching majors to econ
I pretty much figured
>ask her to be my date to one of our parties
>'omg yes'
>night comes, she looks fine as fuck
>we have a great time, get it on back at my place
turns out she has a hairy butthole
Both girls have some pretty major red flags for dating material, but they're fine as hell so it's whatever
>>35397570
and to add, none of this shit ever happened before I started lifting. feels pretty good once you've made it
>>35396142
Well fuck
>>35383165
Last name Death?
>>35383863
As sad as it's true, this guy's gets it.
>>35380629
>Since you've started lifting, have grills every approached you?
rhey're more flirty (pretty dyel) but rarely are they as direct as they were with zyzz
>>35382910
brah, is it a race or something to get laid? I didn't get my 1st pussy until I was 25. my friend didn't plow his 1st until he was 26. Just get out side, learn to be yourself and don't put so much thought into what others think. People (not just chicks) subconsciously pick up on it if you're not cool in your own skin. once I figured that out, and learned how to be me, I got laid shortly after.
>>35386770
Croi-key!
>>35387452
>milk jugs
>>35395208
>mfw puppies exist in a black world.
When is god gonna do another great flood?
>>35395263
I smell a screencap story on the way.
>>35380629
my first was at 14 popped her and her friends cherries
then i started lifting and i could go from meet to sex in one encounter, and in uni i can just go hi, i want to penetrate you, slowly, have , my way with you. come with me. and then i am cumming in her later.
i mean i get the "oh my god, your body is amazing" shit, but it doesnt make that much of difference.
>>35398345
What are you singing a fucking balad?
Write it on a pad not a rice pickers board.
>>35398377
lol stay hyper aggressive, manlet
women loooove that
where do you guys meet cute girls outside of university? I graduated this year and my work has like a couple but not much in the way of options, and my social circle doesn't seem to reach as far as fitches
>>35382426
it really pisses me off because when I was chubby and out of shape they never approached me, even though I was still better off than they were. Fat girls really do just have absurd standards, they're all about wanting people to care about their inner beauty but all they want is abs on a guy
>>35398405
>Your insecurity is showing
>>35396142
>Will call her Quita since that's how her name ended
her name was Chiquita what the fuck
>>35385809
Why would you be fucked? You're just dating her, it's not like you're surgically attached. If you think she's kind of busted and you can do better, then go do it bruh! I have faith in you
>Go to party
>Some qt has been staring at me and smiling to me for a while
>I'm eating some chips from a bowl on the couch
>She asks me in a lewd voice if she can get some, I turn around, see her with her mouth open, wanting me to feed her
>Give her the fucking bowl
>She gives me this baffled look and leaves the couch
>Friends afterwards can't stop talking about how alpha I was sending her off
>She leaves with some guy after the party
I genuine thought she just wanted some chips.
>>35400524
fucking righteous
>>35383131
>door knobs
Don't have door knobs, are handle doors OK?
>>35383682
gonna do it now kek
>>35400524
lol brah, anytime a girl does odd things like that (especially at parties or when you meet the 1st time) it's cause she's trying to get your attention and is probably interested in riding you. Once you recognize that sparkle in a girl's eye when she wants to fuck, you'll never forget it. I 1st learned it at my neighbor's graduation party. This one girl kept looking at me and kept saying we should spend the night. later she found a bed sheet she conveniently decided to start messing around with and before I knew it she was sitting right next to me under the sheet playing with my dick, pressing my hand into her tits.
The next day a different girl was talking with me with that same look in her eyes and gave me her number right in front of her bf. her excuse was "my bf can be difficult to get a hold of some times so here's mine"....... I didn't even have his number lol. that's when I learned that look. it's a gift
>>35400524
You accidentally did the most alpha thing you could have done at the time. Roll with it.
>>35384369
yeah that happened to me too.
>be store manager
>get transferred to other store
>meet new coworkers
>see 8/10 qt
>clearly lesbo/hipster
>first thought "Welp. I gotta bang her."
>confirms shes lesbo
>shes into my dom side/the power dynamic
>have lots of kinky sex. finger her at work once
>change jobs
>start actually dating and not just fucking
>ends few months later because she hates men and im not her boss anymore
I shouldn't have actually started dating her or I'd probably still be tapping that. Fuckfuckfuck. Damned lesbian girlfriends.
>>35383682
This, there is an obese hambeast in my group who continues to make advances on me, hugging me, resting on me to feel her cow tits and every time I try to move away, also when we are talking about what I like I tell my group that fat girls are a NO for me.
>>35401205
>You actually did the most autistic thing you could have done at the time
FTFY fucking autists thinking they're alpha as fuck
