Hey, dudes. What's your favorite pretzel today?

Everybody that's eaten a pretzel knows how this video goes https://youtu.be/ZQ0BM0qSRWE

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>mfw Americans unironically enjoy half baked "pretzels" that they dip in a glowing orange gloop they call "cheese sauce"

It's revolting on so many levels.

>>7045917
Do you like jalapeño mustard for them?

>>7045917
>sambo turner
kek

soft cinnamon-sugar pretzels

>>7045917
from NJ, we don't even have a word for them because we never get them.

I like the Snyders buffalo pretzel bits

>ppl that enjoy hard pretzels

>>7046072
In case you couldn't tell that image was a joke.

>>7046274
Come on.. I'm positive no one here would eat lame stale pretzels. Nothing but the best quality pretzels in this thread

Can you start calling it a bretzel you fucking amerikeks

>>7046311
Mein Elsass'r nigga

>>7045885
I prefer soft lye pretzels over the sugary variant

>>7046311
fug :DDD

I love the soft pretzel bread! Too bad that in Sweden that are too few store that sells pretzel...

I've never been let down by a pretzel.