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Im considering, Should i make a name for myself on these gfur threads so people actually know who i am?, I post on gfur threads alot so its best people know i actually contriboot
>>687865038
You wouldnt be the first degenerate to do so.
>>687864684
>tfw no gf
>>687865476
tfw husbando
>>687865332
I actually had a some greentext story to post, depends if anyone wants to hear it or not
>>687865661
if its about fucking your dog, no
>>687865038
i would like to get to know ya i don't come here to count sheep
>>687865717
Assure you its not that
>>687865933
sure why not
>>687866057
just your average shitposting
>>687866192
Turns out I have no yet failed my classes.
There's still a chance though!
>>687866275
hey good job
>>687865038
you should and name yourself dawn.
shut the fuck up katia
its a SHIT name
>>687865988
This happened last night
>be me
>chilling with a guy i know
>We decide to watch porn becuase we had nothing better to do
>Bi so i watch most shit
>sneak on phone to look at gfur
>We jacking off
>Mirror behind me and noticing him trying to get a look at my dick while jacking off by looking at my reflection on mirror
>never said anything
>Continued to jack it
>He gets closer to my cock but no sex happens
I'm pretty sure he is gonna try something next time we chill should i allow the gay secks to happen
>>687866311
Thanks babe
>>687866341
Sunrise
I will have to side with Katia on this one
hitler
HMPH
>>687866587
anytime
i love dynamic queue
>>687866572
Yes
>>687866798
>pbe
everyone's watching lcs anyway
>We decide to watch porn becuase we had nothing better to do
what
>>687866862
usually there's a lot more that play on pbe but most of the people i knew that did play primarily on pbe seemed to have stopped doing just that
Sup thread
how's your day been?
we all call you avery/freklz as it is m8
>>687867007
Literally as plain as it is, We watched porn and jerked it
>>687867007
this
>>687867061
dunno man
>>687867128
that's fine
>>687867195
me neither
>>687867195
Idk, i had lube and a big tv what else do we do at 21:00
>>687867195
ay Mickey youre so fine
your so fine
you blow mind ay mickey
>>687866587
my math is going well too
>>687866572
Nice
I did that once, fun guy.
>>687867128
I'll start calling him Dawn just to spite you
>>687867140
This is a thing people do these days?
>>687867459
I did not need that song stuck in my head thank you very much
>>687865038
Hi there McYiffinson
>>687867479
How did it go with you?
>>687867528
Pretty much
>>687867479
That's good
I have two more exams to do, and will get my results for the other exams shortly before those.
>>687867710
I had 2 quizzes and an exam on the same day last week.
get rekt
>>687867528
good, we just need to create a longer list of names he can respond to
>>687867661
anytime, I am here for you to have bad songs stuck in your head
>>687867799
Well that just seems annoying
>>687867704
That seems odd
>>687868022
thanks <3
What would this smell like?
>>687868233
most likely shit
>>687868134
Can agree, was pretty odd, But i guess something good came out of it
>>687868384
Oh? What would that smell like?
>>687868543
he answered improper in the first place. not sure what you want from him
So, Should i let the guy i was chillin with have fun with me next time, Need guidance
>>687869002
An actual description could be fun.
>>687869145
Wrestle him and show him who is top gorilla.
that sounds cool
masturbating to the sex thing
it;s like an almost sex
wait
maybe that's why I go to these threads
wait
ew
>>687869183
didnt mean to offend but thats just what i think it would smell like
>>687869753
I'm not offended. Just curious of scents. I'm simple.
it'll smell like poo and sweat
what else do you think a butthole would smell like
katia your thread has turned terrible pretty fast
>>687870100
oneirogenic
>>687870293
i'm not aware of what this means
>>687870100
We're all special snowflakes from what I heard. Who knows? It's gonna be different from mine.
>>687870236
it was a pretty terrible question to be honest
>>687870514
You're on the internet. Use Google.
>>687870798
same
>>687870514
it's a hella good time to learn
>>687870653
Same shit he asks every single thread he's in
He works hard to be as boring as he is.
>>687870847
See above.
Nef with yellow hair best nef
>>687870921
i don't have the time
i have to play video games
>>687871031
I love you, too. I'll hop out and wait for my buds to arrive. Return to posting catgirls and hardblush again 'cause we all haven't seen that before.
>>687871185
It's okay!
Bye!
>>687871031
idk im new here
Anons are really the worst
>>687868211
np bb
>>687871207
oh stop being all sappy
video games are an oneirogen. there ya go
>>687871511
why would a butthole smell like video games
>>687871350
Are you saying asking what people's butts smell like constantly is what your idea of a breath of fresh air is?
>>687871572
it's because they're dreamy, not the other way round.
>>687871572
Wouldn't that be neat though?! And if it was proven to be so, I wouldn't have to ask anymore.
>>687871696
oh
i see
the question in the first place was pretty terrible
>>687871697
you could always, you know, just not ask
Why do these threads always have to get ruined by avatarfags ?
>>687871688
Don't you kinkshame me!
Let's play truth or dare!
cant we all get along
>>687871855
it's not a question. never ask what a smell is like. you're just tearing apart what is meant to be shared firsthand.
>>687871873
I'm not. You're just acting retarded.
>>687871863
because the anons are awful
>>687872099
no fuck off
>>687872172
Why ?
>>687871863
It was made by one
>>687872073
who here /sixthsense/?
>>687872314
you are asking a question that would take prolonged sessions of questioning, which I want nothing to do with.
>>687872431
Why don't the avatarfags just make their own threads, then ?
>>687872500
what is that
>>687872605
They did
This one
>>687872751
Then why was it linked in a g/fur thread ?
>>687872121
We all know not to respond to people we have problems with on the internet. Perhaps the retarded ones didn't get the memo. Btw, I'm not a troll. I'm adorable. You don't like adorableness so why are you giving me the spotlight you didn't want me to have? Mean!
>>687872605
Just go to /trash/, lurker. You can fap to HB there.
>>687872105
Hmm... Well, no one ever put it that way for me. I'll think on that. Thanks!
>>687872937
i love adorable!
>>687872614
kepler's fractal.
>>687872937
Yep. You're retarded.
>>687872500
Im nerofur, but via different ip and mobile
>>687872896
In case any gfur posters felt like joining in, obviously
You don't have to be here if you don't want to be
I dare you to join for truth or dare!
>>687873165
Yep. You're retarded.
>>687873445
id love to but i gotta run to the store, maybe a little bit later?
>>687873591
Alright, come quickly! :)
you guys gay or something?
>>687873266
i have to join still gimme 1 min
shoot shoot
shoot shoot
>>687874305
i'm just queer
that's my home
idk how to use kik wat do
