Waifu claim threadThe rules are very simple:Claim your waifu/husbando Keep ERP and
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Waifu claim thread
The rules are very simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>Refrain from posting porn
>Most importantly: Have fun!
>Infinite oven edition
itt: music, yo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6OpdjbzTIhM
still here
>>687239644
operator posting
also checkem
>>687238262
But then the day will be dull?
>>687238670
lol no worries, im imagining a gangster ass nig goin "AYO KIKO" and i haven't been here in a few days, so i dunno what we've missed haha
>>687239340
Thats tru, i think this girl at the gym thought i was creepin on her though haha, and why are they meh?
>tomato is flustered
damn....that is cute
>>687239932
Yoooooo
Also claiming
>claim
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z31Gaczp9VU
>>687240086
sup m8
>>687239932
hello how are you
>>687240086
dont fight the law koko
Uraraka Ochako claimed!
>>687239759
https://youtu.be/olzz82oRCMI
>guess who
>>687240296
>fem Johah
oh my lord, is nothing sacred? How have you been man?
>>687240331
I dunno man, this time I think I can win, despite what the song says
>>687240086
O shit, it's Koko!
What's up friend?
>>687240643
Hey there, haven't seen you before
How are you?
>>687240892
>guess who
Lelei? :^)
>>687240086
Kek, trying to get in there ::^)
Eh, my grandfather had a seizure. He's doing fine but seeing him all banged up messed me up.
Damm straight it's cute.
>>687239532
>I walk a lonely road
>>687239704
Everything you've every wanted. Awesome!
I'll have to do the same with Idolmasters eventually.
>Best idol claimed
>>687238464
You should see koko
>>687238812
The smile and the sentence are a quirky mix
>>687239340
Oh damn
>>687239355
Prank call your own work?
>>687239594
I meant to the thread lol
>>687239759
https://youtu.be/1v0_oozGz0w
>>687240086
Kek fair enough and thats a new nickname
>infinite eggs edition
nyarko claimed
>>687240959
well what crime will you commit then?
>>687240331
im ok, i am really tired of being around people and doing the same shit every day,i want to go on a backpacking trip soon.
you?
>>687240959
what if jormungand was a girl?
i've been ok, just posting on /k/ and being a useless piece of shit who barely has a job.
you?
>>687241266
How many eggs this time?
>>687241145
I'm good. Starvin' but feelin' lively! And you?
>>687241246
Oh, then yes I am. Always seen the thread around, thought I'd have a go at waifu claiming.
>>687241493
havent done anything. just got some games and such
>>687241444
>I C A N S E E Y O U
>>687241508
Another two dozen
>devilled again
>I wanna perfect it
megumin
>>687241145
O shit waddup! Nothin much, just hangin out, how have you been?
>>687241192
>trying to get in there
kek, maybe i was maybe i wasn't, I picked a machine that was right behind her cus it was part of my set and the machine she was on was one of those ones that kinda displays the butt, when she got off she kinda looked at me like "i know what your doing" and did her workout farther away :P and that sucks with you grampa, i know that feel. How many grandparents you got left?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpUbGYBJ2_4
>>687241816
How many of them, if any, will you actually eat?
>>687241745
Nice, go eat some snack~
I'm just drinking the worst soda and listening to some music
>>687242022
I've been alright, been playing a lot of Overwatch this week!
>>687241145
Naw. No ones actually claimed Lelei.
>she is superior waifu material to Rory, but shes way too smart for me
>>687241266
Oh god how many this time
>>687241246
>you should see koko
who aint seeing me? and kek, i like it
>>687241370
haven't decided yet, what do you think i should do?
>>687241493
>if Jormungand was a girl
my peepee can only get so hard haha
>being a useless piece of shit who barely has a job
lol same here, where do you work?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mWxtaztExFc
>>687241569
Hi.
>>687241816
I can see you.
>>687242441
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKzisE3pT5U
sachi claim
Hey guys Curie here
I started texting a really cute girl. Short dark hair like curies but she looks different. But still very pretty. This is the first time in a very long time I have had a crush on a real girl. Help me not fuck it up.
Claiming yoko (Gurren Lagann).
If you don't know who Yoko is, you need to start watching anime that isn't a slice of life or romance anime.
>>687242196
Snack...hahahaheheh...I wouldn't make rent if I had snacks...
>>687242622
Don't go heavy on compliments.
>>687242716
How would you not know who Yoko is? It's one of the most popular animes ever.
>>687242196
Also what are ya listenin' to?
>>687242716
"Start watching anime"
Not today weeb.
Not gonna dacrifice what little bit of life I actually have.
>>687242399
idk koko what do you want?
>>687242622
not sure but best of luck
>>687242338
>No ones actually claimed Lelei.
This is a lie. I claimed Lelei for a bit when I first joined the thread. kek
>>687242196
Nice! i've heard that game was fun, but rage inducing haha, i take it thats what you did today?
>>687242622
Nice dude! Where do you know her from?
>>687242716
yoko is aight
>>687242742
>has TV, likely satellite judging by the lack of wires
>prioritizing shitty satellite television over food
shit girl. Stop saying she's your waifu, anyone who says she's your waifu. She is terrible. The "first girlfriend from high school" is a better option than her.
>>687242997
Well I didnt know that.
>>687242716
Get at the very least a picture of your 'precious' waifu.
>>687242622
>help me not fuck it up
Nobody ever helped another person not fuck up their relationship. It always comes down to you. Good luck, friend.
>>687242716
Where's the picture?
Did you not catch on to that, or?
Also, I distinctly remember finding a centerfold of Yoko in a weeb magazine as an elementary schooler, and I ripped it out and hid it from my parents so I could just... look at it and think whatever it is fourth graders think about sex.
Also
>being this pretentious about anime choice
God save us all.
>>687242864
You can watch animu without becoming a weeb. It's real easy, just watch it like you would a TV show. Don't be a fucking creep about it like some people, and you're gold, Ponyboy.
>>687242338
I knew it was you, just wanted to see the reaction
I'm surprised no one waifu'd her yet, she was great!
>still haven't played MWO
>>687242742
I knew that feeling a few months back...
Hope you'll get more money soon, new friend!
>>687242860
Just some Witcher 3 soundtrack
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RWCNlXZVsrI
>>687242622
Only advice I can give ya is don't rush too much
>>687243002
Only played a little bit today, I started playing TW Warhammer instead
>>687241192
Now I really need to watch the anime and give it a real shot.
The audition parts are kinda difficult, so it'll take some getting used to that, but the first song went well!
>>687239644
>>687242910
money? women? power? but i dont wanna do anything too crazy, in case i lose ya know?
>>687242997
>changing waifus
Never leave the hospital, cus your sick in the head
>>687243164
kek its all good. This is why I lurk. kek
>>687243351
>>687241760
what games?
>>687242399
i work at a retail store. i'm going to quit and do something else. I have worked there for 3 years and the new manager has it in his head that i dont work hard even tho every one of his middle managers has gone to him and told him otherwise. he has been cutting my hours for months,
>>687243423
>>687242196
Exactly none, if I can
>>687242338
Two dozen devilled eggs
>time for an eggstravaganza
>>687243370
Kek in a 2 week period I changed 4 times. Then I finally picked the best one
>>687243370
I have been thinking about changing waifus myself tbh
>>687243275
>trying to find a picture of yoko without her massive boobs hanging out
lol you said no porn
>>687241266
Welcome then dude
>>687241816
How perfecting the fertilized eggs ;)
>>687242399
Some anon said "that albino" or something like that to shiro and on like "koko is pretty white too"
You two should be big sis and little sis in thread
>>687242480
Still wanna right the name of tea down?
>>687242622
Go on decent dates first. Maybe some cliche places then when getting real close, go to amusement parks
>>687243600
>You said no porn
Motherfucker I didn't say shit, I ain't no snitch.
>Like anyone follows the rules anyway
>Pic related
>>687241970
im going to claim another one because im a greedy fuck. Louise
>>687243002
Friend introduced me.
Ill try not to fuckitup or rush too mush. Thanks for the support you guys. Lel
>>687243492
Living the dream, I see
Make the most perfect fucking eggs you can!
>>687243561
Wanna join the club? :^)
>>687243287
Play it if you like tactical team-based games. And lasers.
I claim Joseph Joestar because my taste isn't shit and he's numbah one.
>>687243370
then steal the heart of a rich mans daughter and become the heir to his company
>>687243456
total war warhammer, metal gear rising, and overwatch of late
>>687243836
Thinking of switching to a husbando
>no decent images of husbando, husbandthough
>>687243937
fuck you took mine
>>687243789
ill be saving this. thank you
>>687243789
Keep your waifu pure!
>>687243960
>being so pathetic that you're gay for japanese cartoon characters simply because you feel too intimidated by fictional girls
>>687243642
What's it called?
>>687243789
Nice.
>>687243930
I played it before, I just stopped
Just to be sure, are PPCs still OP?
>>687243960
Are you Mili?
