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Waifu thread
The rules are very simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>Refrain from posting porn
>Most importantly: Have fun!
Leg overload edition
>>686726790
I will take one with you so we can be medicated together <3
Obligatory claim.
Miho claimed
>>686726871
Bikes are cheater tier and you know it.
Someone make the coughing stop.....
>>686726836
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U3SAHZcTuAg
nest girl claimed
>>686726697
I agree.
QOTT: Last song you listened too/currently listening too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJwAkpfcEj4
>claim
>>686726391
Did you fuck up the route?
>>686726925
That's good enough~
>>686727007
Let's take drugs together <3
>kek
>>686726302
A bit, and on top of that I feel like I should visit a bro to help them later on.
Well, shit happens.
Someday I'm going to run out of music.
>>686726576
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tv9YoYCKNoE
>>686727107
>Nest girl
Eh?
>>686725998
>You sure? I would do it too
Milinda, that is way too much. I could never ask you to do that, not in a million years. It warms my heart knowing you would but please, don't worry about me you amazing person <3
>>686726293
Kek, ok. 6'0ft and higher we should panic.
>>686726637
How long I can survive until I drown in a pool.
>>686726576
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xD-p8b0Ywmk
>>686726738
Kek, no 6'0.
>>686726871
Oh boy, not again lel.
>Best idol claimed
>>686727176
I don't believe so, seemingly no problems with Hanako and me. I'm sure it'll be fine.
>>686727167
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ihx0XWhkvmQ
>>686727251
>drunk waifuposting is best waifuposting
>>686727167
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7VVSX1SXUbE
Yum
>>686727155
Guess we're finally in agreement if that's the case.
>happy hands
>>686727176
Mhmmm, lovely.
>>686727187
Hey man, always gotta make some time for friends if you can. Sometimes they're all ya got.
Shit happens, no doubt about that. Thanks Murphy's law.
Pfft, more music will be made that you'll enjoy to the fullest of it's extent. I wouldn't worry.
>>686727266
Long as its a 4 foot deep pool your fine.
I wish to see your cutest waifu picture
POST EM
Also Akiko claim
>>686727525
So cute that's even the file name.
>>686727525
Second cutest.
>>686727167
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NkzIj2y18Q0
>>686727267
I had some huge fucking surprise feels when I fucked up her route
Good luck
>>686727525
>>686727167
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-sgw9bPV4A
>It's fucking great
Alright I'll do an actual song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXRviuL6vMY
>>686727403
Not as much as you
>>686727525
All of you are cringy fags
>>686727403
True, but already got so many things I need to do later on.
Maybe another day.
That is true, but it's going to take time.
>>686727525
>
>>686727656
>Stressed Out
Love that one, because so easy to relate to.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8j741TUIET0
>Megumin claimed
>>686727606
I'll just most likely load my state where I assume I didn't fuck it up.
>>686727461
Oh hell yeah, it's like being in the kiddy pool again.
>>686727525
So many to choose from.
>>686727606
>Moment of Decision
Y tho :(
>>686727525
I think kitty Shizuru might be my favorite for cute.
>>686727091
They aren't cheater tier till I have a car of my own!
Also, get cough syrup!
>>686727167
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atuFSv2bLa8
>>686727266
Then I shall rightfully be panicking at my freakishly tall 6'3" self.
And oh yes, again. Come On, Let's Go!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Axkp-3_WGwc
>>686727525
That's difficult to choose in a sea of 2.7k+ pictures ya know...
>>686727606
Good morning D.. Amatsu
>>686726836
mandatory cc claim
tell me why im still awake
>>686727403
We'd be in agreement more if you would admit you're superior.
>>686727525
Not sure if this is the cutest but its fucking cute.
>>686727176
>Lets take drugs together
I am down! <3
>>686727266
I was worried you were gonna tower over me hah
>>686727525
Lets seeee here, can gifs count?
>>686728064
Shitposting take priority over sleeping sometimes?
>>686727691
I really beg to differ, you're far much more lovely.
>Very sweet person
>>686727849
That's fine, man. Gotta do what you have to do until you can do what you want to do, eh?
I'm sure he'll understand. Everyone's busy doing something every now and again, just part of life.
Indeed it is, life's all about waiting and such. You'll be fine, a whole bunch of music out there you'll find.
>>686728064
>tired hands
>>686728077
Thankfully that's not true so it will never happen.
>>686726836
l...legs?
>>686727525
cutest eh???
>>686727525
Cure == Lewd?
>This is one of the cutest actually without getting lewd
>>686727970
Its like that for me im 6'5
>>686728024
Cheater!
>Its not working....
Milinda claim
>>686727525
>
>>686727266
You don't have to ask though. I would do it. Your a great person and you honestly deserve it. I couldn't think of a better use of my extra money. <3
>>686728342
Cute*
>Megu
>>686728253
Leg overload.
Too many good legs.
Good things need some moderation, you know?
Makes them all the sweeter.
>>686728184
not often
>>686728206
>tired pizza
??? maybe
>>686727896
Wish ya luck!
>>686727970
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FybyXuqWGjg
:^)
>>686728043
Good morning Megu
You were awfully close to trigger me kek
>>686728148
>she says as she post my fav gif
HNNNNG <3
>>686728206
Why are you so sweet to me?
You know you're the most cute out of the bunch!
Leg overload. Lets keep it downgraded then.
>>686727525
I couldn't really choose.
>>686728355
Fair game!
>What kind are you using?
>>686728064
Black magic.
>>686728206
Pretty much, I have time, but I feel like I'm out of time all the time, fucking timeception.
For now I'll have to settle with old stuff then.
>>686728513
>Got called a qt
My life is now complete.
>>686728540
I know that
>But i can hold it together
>>686728577
Good morning Rory
>>686728630
Cheater!
>Tussin
>>686728651
and the award for best answer goes to anomaly
your prize is a song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Ez7vi-kQdM
>>686728672
Woah.
Who's this cute little ball of love?
>>686728024
>Freakishly tall
Hah, I wish I had those extra inches,
Let's go huh? Try Me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7NmZWMvpfQ
>>686728148
Haha, how tall are you then?
>>686728355
Wew, now that's even better than 6'3.
>>686728357
Now you're really melting my heart. Keep it for yourself man, in case anything happens. You saying it is enough <3
>>686728513
Thank you my liege.
>>686728540
You're a real cheeky cunt m8 kek.
>>686728495
Pizza doesn't sound terrible right now.
>>686728540
Because you're such a sweetheart.
Says you.
>>686728651
Fucking hell, I feel the same way. Time's just weird like that.
Old stuff's still pretty great.
>>686728672
Latin Blue.
>>686728513
Glad I can make you smile!
>>686728540
Hey we dont even need to do real drugs I can just post these Rikka gifs <3
>>686728945
5'10 not tall but not short I dont know right in the middle I suppose
>>686728206
I'll get you to admit it eventually.
>>686728355
You know I just thought of something, Miho is about 5 foot even, you're almost a foot and a half taller than her. I'm sure you've thought about that a bit but I just did.
>>686728899
It's always black magic, at least in engineering, since it's a lot easier than explaining everything.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HdAkYCyCZv8
>>686729060
It should just stop moving for a moment every now and then just for some carpe diem.
True.
>>686729127
Good Morning Rikka!
>>686729060
>Hand
Hello
>>686728651
(You) in particular
Also the album you recommended me was fucking amazing from start to finish
>>686728702
Woah man that's 2cute4me
>>686729060
i have a left over piece from last night
might go eat it
>>686728945
Its the least I could do after what you did for me. <3
I will hold onto it for now. Only because you insist. Let me know if you ever need anything. I will do my best to help you.
>>686728805
Fair!
>DM or Max Strength?
>>686728945
It makes finding cute dresses a pain. Most things have to adjusted or custom made...
This is gunna turn into a Night of Fire, isn't it?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W-cCbpvfLRs
>>686728945
Its ok. I have seen people taller then me it freaks me the fuck out.
>>686729209
Yeah i can pick her up and snuggle her.
>>686729354
Cheater!
>DM
>>686729209
Admit that you're cute? I did that a long time ago, hot stuff.
>>686729249
Nothing wrong with just pausing for a moment and enjoying the times. You know the old Ferris Bueller saying.
>>686729258
Heyo, man. How did ya sleep?
>>686729274
Left over pizza? You should eat it, gobble that shit up.
>>686729364
Syndra.
>>686727525
Kotoura claimed!
Currently eating ice cream meant for two
>>686729464
Lel your which a shit
>>686728735
Good~
How's your morning going?
>>686728945
I know :^)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MmgV6vN0Evs
>>686729060
You're the sweetheart here
Rikka has already given me diabetes, you might give me a second one!
>says me indeed
>>686729127
Sugar IS technically a drug~
<3
>>686729258
woah that pic
>>686729260
ikr?
shitpost
trolling comment
>>686729574
*nibbles on*
Yeah, you're a much sweeter heart than I. So lovable.
>>686729598
Lead us to victory, Spike.
>>686729249
beginning sounds like a parody of hard knock life
>It's always black magic
it is with me
>waifu is witch
>>686729537
gonna put it in microwave
>>686729464
That picture tells me you have other thoughts on the matter.
>>686729537
That you're better, you're aryan.
>>686729537
Good, even though i did not sleep much. I'm a type of person who HATES to sleep. Anyway how are you doing?
>>686729574
Pretty good so far. And yours?
>>686729597
I know right?
I dont know why some people think I'm capable or even willing of leading this place.
>>686729906
>leading this place.
wat
>>686729258
Morning Megumin!
>>686729574
And youre just as sweet <3
>>686729906
you dont
>>686729260
Not sure how to react to this praise.
Glad you liked it, I'm yet to find another album up to par with it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJ3-P2lwhZ8
>>686729537
I try to do it as often as I can, but sometimes there isn't simply enough time.
>>686729758
Many people say that, and I can see the reason.
Damn black magic.
>>686729979
yeah thats my sentiments exactly
>>686730036
i dont what? That statement isnt really applicable to what I said
>>686729127
That's pretty good, at least you're not a manlet.
>>686729249
>Mama Said
Solid.
>>686729285
Please, that doesn't deserve a reward. I know you'd do the same for me and that's all I need.
Yes, hold onto it. I'll appreciate those words forever <3.
>>686729354
Yeah I bet those costs a good bit too.
It feels like we're Running In The 90's.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43vQPaS7qSc
>>686729464
We aren't talking 7'0 are we? If so then Jesus Christ.
>>686729574
I hope you face full teams of Bastion for the rest of your OW career
>>686730146
what do you mean by lead this place egomaniac
>>686729906
Because a little bit of noise causes most of them to fall into line. Führer does not care anymore. Someone else needs to do the shouting.
>>686730250
If you showed a little perception, you'd know what I'm talking about.
>>686730307
Neither do I. I'll be a dick when I actually feel like participating.
>>686730249
Yeah i had a guy next to me that was 7'3 I had to look up at him.
>>686729464
Fairer!
>If it's a scratchy throat kinda cough, DM is as good as you'll get. If you've got a bunch of other things like runny nose and the like, Max Strength and lots of water/bedrest.
>>686730249
They do. It's why I've essentially gone full tomboy. It's just so much easier to buy boys clothing at that size. A belt keeps everything up well enough, so...
It feels like some serious Deja Vu.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ef8G06PRfjg
10/10 would rather be in a saw film than play katawa shoujo
>>686729755
>dubs
So lovable yourself!
You're such a welcoming lad
>>686729813
I haven't slept yet and I'm now completely sober
I'd say it's a good morning
>>686730029
You're something else
You're freaking lovable!
>>686730135
Cute pic, stalker
>>686730249
Love ya too
>>686730430
All is fair.
>>686729755
Hi, qt!
>Leading
>Leaders
>Not anarchy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAYL5H46QnQ
>>686730135
i https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iysZG8oA2ys black magic is evil, its just the darkest magic there is
>>686730249
>heard Mama Said
>expected Metallica
>slight disappointment
>>686730486
So you stopped then?
>>686730249
Only if that's what you want. I hope you have a great rest of your morning. Im gonna try to sleep for a bit. I will be back to resume my drunk posting soon enough. kek
Goodnight my Idol <3
>>686730430
If that's you Emi, you don't have to stress yourself out about 'leading' the place.
>>686730094
At least I'm not the only one.
>>686730613
No, just have to have a good long think about a decision, which sucks.
>>686730624
kek
It is not.
>>686730249
Pretty happy about that man wish I was a little taller I wish I was a baller
>>686730536
I am? Oh god youre too sweet, youre just as loveable or even more so!
>>686730458
What kind of measurement is that. I just don't know.. I'm from germany and only know how to measure in meter
>>686730536
That's "Good" to hear i guess
>>686730804
face reveal 10k subs
>>686730481
Cheater!
>It just my throat anything else is fine.
>>686730654
You'd bully your waifu like that too.
>
>>686730870
7 feet 4 inches
>>686731037
K. Then i gues im like... 6'1'' If i did it correctly
>>686730900
It's Spike.
>>686730249
Forgot to you this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FpjC4sfBY3w
>>686730820
>even more so
That's crazy talk!
>>686730870
At least I had a great night~
How'd you sleep btw?
>>686731037
If we're thinking of the same thing like I think we are then I'm not sure I'd consider that bullying, though I can see how it could be.
To answer your question yes, if there was that much of a size difference.
>>686731251
Oh god now I really cannot fuck up the route since I watched that again.
>>686731037
Vroom!
>Then DM is what you need. Drink water, and try to stay away from dairy products till you feel better.
>>686730720
Did you fuck it up? Please tell me you didn't fuck it up!
>>686731251
>At least I had a great night~
At least yeah
I slept well, not much, but still good
>>686731173
I don't believe anyone has ever saw you as the leader of the community. Maybe a major part of it, but not it's sole leader.
>>686730458
What is this sorcery? Kek, I wan't to see him in a coupe.
>>686730481
Whatever gets you by. How'd it feel adjusting?
>Deja Vu
Damn, I thought Maybe Tonight I could use that one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVfb012r7nc
>>686730536
::^)
>>686730613
Sorry for getting your hopes up kek.
>>686730617
It is, your happiness comes first. Sleep tight princess <3.
>>686730820
Topkek, just stretch yourself out :^)
>>686731251
Oh you can fuck right off.
>>686730249
One of those songs that make you realize there's really nothing worth worrying over, since it's all okay.
>>686730536
Thanks, I wonder how it exists when some of y'all don't have those ohayou faces.
>>686730606
True, until you go play some dark souls and get all abyss'd by dark sorceries.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-gc9oFc6BU
>>686731488
Again, if you had some perception... I never claimed to be or want to.
Maybe read what I said again before you say any more stupid things.
>>686731488
I'm not Spike, I was replying to the anon that was asking who it was.
But I agree
>>686731389
>stay away from dairy products
But milk
>
>>686731354
>Milk
I know what you mean i would pick her up and have a fun time with her.
>>686731440
Well I just got on act 4, seems to be going well, but I'm too worried I've already fucked it up or something. This game is giving me a damn headache.
epic loli
>>686731740
>nice loli
>>686731653
Act 4? You're almost there bro!
You got this!
>I think there's one last decision to make
>I think it's the most important one if I remember
>>686731251
No it isnt! Its absolutely true!
>>686731494
But how? What is the secret??
her too
>>686731643
Milk is a best, but if your body is rejecting it listen to your body, thanks for reminding me I still need to have my daily glass though.
Also its nice to see we're on the same page when it comes to some things like this.
>>686731494
There wasn't a whole lot of adjusting to do, I was always a bit on the boyish side so I just kinda rolled with it through middle and high school. Doesn't mean I don't like to try and look cute every now and then though.
Sorry babe, but this is The Race of the Night! Gotta be quicker!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3VkVd11drtM
>>686731643
Yes, but it makes a sore/scratchy/congested throat worse!
>>686731843
wait uh fuck uh i shit i got neutral ending
>Shiro
Claimed
>>686731370
Don't fuck up or else you'll get punched right in the feels by Mike Tyson
>>686731459
That's good to hear!
How many hours did you sleep, if I might ask?
>>686731494
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A0_z67Q46C8
:^)
>>686731568
Yeah, mine doesn't have an ohayou..
Feels bad man kek
>>686731871
Don't flatter me sweet stuff
you're making me blush
