Sexting thread.RulesIf you roll dubs you have to send Why haven't we fucked
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Rules
>If you roll dubs you have to send "Why haven't we fucked yet?" to the last female you spoke
>If you roll trips you have to send the message + dick pic
>If you roll quads or higher you have to send everything to the last female relative you spoke
Post pics of conversation.
What if I have already fucked the last girl I texted?
>>686455003
New rule: to the last a girl you've never had sex with.
ROLLING
>>686455003
Fuck her again in THE ASS
>>686455003
Send it anyway
>>686455200
Nice, don't reply anymore.
Fuck it, rolling.
Fyi, the last female I spoke to was my gran.
>>686455480
Don't tell me what to do
>>686455634
So close... I'll re-roll for you fags but that's it. No more.
>>686455200
>Im horny
>For you
>>686454826
Roll
Fuck it
>>686455200
Who the fuck keeps their wife's name as "wife" in there contacts?
Also, who the fuck would say "we did" if they're married to that person? Like, you don't say...
Obviously you're a faggot and you're not married.
>>686455822
Deliver you little faggot
Singles get
Same rules for femanons?
>>686456329
Yes.
>>686456329
No send it to the last guy.
rolling but i probably won't deliver because i'm a massive faggot like that.
>>686456393
>>686456464
which though
watching for lols
>>686456482
Don't be like that, you're not a faggot pal
Rollarino
relln
>>686456510
I vote girl, especially if it is new territory for you.
Smash that pussy for all the /b/etafags who can't afford the lifestyle it takes to pull a girl with a face/body/smell like most /b/tards have.
egg
>>686456636
her eyes look like they hurt :(((
>>686456544
Winrar
>>686456075
Oh I don't know, probably non-retards who don't want to give out any personal information to retard cucks like you. Takes all of 2 seconds to change a name you fucking faggot.
>>686456544
DELIVER!!
>>686456510
A guy. He is more likely to take it seriously
>>686456544
Checked
>>686456329
>>686456393
OP here, I create and collect the results from these threads, and I say that same rules aply for femanons
>>686456731
I'm rolling for guy
>>686456866
you rolleded correctly.
Biting bullet...
>>686457022
of course
>>686456855
oh shit, Op deliver!
>>686457022
you too
>>686456866
Dubs demand
Going for the Quads....
>>686457196
Not even close kid
>Johnnnnnnnnnn CEEEEEENNNNAAAAA!!!!
>>686454826
oh boy
>>686456544
Waiting for her to reply now
>>686457418
re roll
Rolling my bbs
Quads now?
>>686457377
delivah
May god have mercy of my soul
Rollo
>>686454826
Rollllll nigga
>>686457555
you too nig
>>686457623
That was close. Not someone I spoke to but obviously some people need to fap.
>>686456855
Now I'm sad
rollorino
>>686457555
Would do but don't have any eng speakin friends lol
Hook me up with the quads
>>686454826
Rollllll
pls no pls no pls no
>>686457822
Im sorry about your luck anon
>>686457827
Sounds like she wants to send you boobs
>>686457827
No car?
>>686457977
cool story bro
>>686458047
Topkek what a loser
>>686457942
surely you can send a dick pic..
if I send a message to one of my male classmates and he's not into it, what are the odds that everyone will know by tomorrow?
>>686458047
cant drive through an ocean
I got dubs only
>>686458250
Please don't
I never roll dubs, nigga
>>686458224
100/100
>>686458303
>>686458250
Didn't mean to reply to this shit. Reroll
>>686454826
kk roll
Why haven't we fucked yet OP? Is it because you're a flaming homo faggot?
oh god if I roll quads ill kill myself
>>686454826
Rollss
>>686458624
oh god if I roll septs ill kill myself
CHOOSE YOUR PORN
http://www.strawpoll.me/7103924
>>686458798
Pikachu I choose you
Roolll
rolllll
Fuck it
>>686458842
So I'm guessing you voted Af/bm?
>>686458224
Either way people will know
Guys like to brag especially if your hot
re-roll niggers
They see me rolling
Rolli
>>686455675
Oh, ok.
>>686459144
deliver faggit
>>686459144
do it
Roll roll roll your boat
>>686459144
Deliver
>>686459577
kek, now you have to deliver
>>686456329
Tits and timestamp you cunt
>>686454826
back when I first came her like 7 or 8 years ago, we used to have this thread and another "when you gonna let me tap that?"
Except it wasn't if you rolled dubs, everyone had to do it to the first female contact in their phone
And you know what? That was responsible for me going past 1st base for the first time
Just saying, for all you pussies scared to follow through
>>686455806
Underrated
>>686459899
Lol so do you
>>686455806
fucking kek
>>686459899
Well i would but last person i spoke with was my gf and she isn't even speaking english so no lulz.
>>686460020
deliver too faggot
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Rolli
>>686460260
I didn't get dubs you autist
>>686454826
roll
>>686460504
you got two 0's you cuck
>>686460685
Newfag
She wants the diddly
>>686460685
Get out, you summerfag cancer.
>>686460685
Summerfag
>>686460998
"Tits Mage"
sounds fun
>>686460971
>>686461003
been lurking since raptor jesus you autists. Any comment is counted in these threads, not just rolls, otherwise theres no risk but k.
>>686461401
*tits magee you illiterate retard
>>686460998
she hot?
>>686460685
Gtfo pleb
>>686461401
The tittays are on point
>>686461479
She's a solid 8/10 body wise face 5/10 friend of mine a buddy was trying to hook me up with in the marine corps
>>686454826
rolling
reulz
Rolllldnufjsnwndj
rawl
>>686455200
Real or fake, top lel
>>686457827
Fake and gay, I've seen this one before multiple times, this whole thread is fake and gay
>>686462922
Looks like yours are real too
Rolls
>>686463177
Fuck
Rerolling
>>686463658
? She doesn't like me I guess
>>686463936
HAHA
Rolling for a friend
>>686463936
Holy shit dude rip lol
rolling..
Third times a charm fags
>>686464235
Queer fuck off, your mad I'm better at dubs
rollol
Rolling for pussy
No luck
Rolls
All righty then.
>>686465915
Still potential here
fuck it reroll
