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Waifu thread
The rules are very simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>Refrain from posting porn
>Most importantly: Have fun!
Rory claimed
>>685591029
>i accidentally killed hanako edition
>getting better at osu! edition
Claimed.
Uhh... someone please get me a fan. I think I just saw an angel...
>>685591029
claimed
>>685591183
Heyy! are you using my tips?
trust me it helps
osu is allllll about repetition and getting your hand eye coordination down
>>685591328
>flaps fan in front of you
COME BACK TO THE REAL WORLD ITS OK
>im still barely alive
>>685591132
Smooth.
>>685591141
Hey Kazuki. How goes?
>>685591328
Oh please don't make that joke....
Too cheesy.
>>685591328
Dont worry, it was just me
>>685591407
Oh hey. Was thinking you'd dropped off to sleep. What's up?
>Rattle rattle
>>685591328
>giving fan
How does it come that your thread got deleted?
>>685591417
>this place does not have enough cheese
>>685591401
Oh dear, I can still see her. Is this heaven?
>>685591541
Aaaaaand there it is.
Shoot me.
>shizuru
>>685591621
CHEESE FOR EVERYBODY!
>>685591417
>smooth
It wasn't my fault i swear!
>>685591541
>it'sokilikecheesy
c:
Your cheesiness killed the bread.
Claimed
>>685591471
tired
>>685591141
claw
>>685591417
Nothing really, just eating breakfast
>>685592300
Shitposters around the world have tried and failed in derailing /waifu/, and I did it in two minutes with a joke. Jesus Christ.
>I didn't know I held this kind of power.
>>685592422
Any particular reason you're still awake? Lol
>Rattle
>>685592429
Anything good?
>>685592436
How horrifying indeed.
Chen are you here?
>>685592589
Hi Karen. What's up?
aye~
Claimed
Get off the internet and experience real life
claimed
>>685592568
none at all
>rattle
>>685592568
Well then. I'm off to every cancerous thread in /b/ to tell cheesy jokes. Wish me luck!
>I refuse to use this power responsibly
>>685591890
Yeah well, I need the practice. Gotta get a slew of dad jokes ready when the time comes.
>>685592568
Eggs and some sausages, nothing interesting at all
What are you up to?
>>685592746
no, u
>>685592799
>im pregnant
>hi pregnant im dad
the best
>>685592589
hello karen!
>>685592906
What the?! H-HOW?!
>>685592781
Oh. Ok.
>Happy rattles
>>685592799
I think there's something in the Geneva convention about that...
>>685592894
Watching youtube. Might go grab a bite to eat in a minute here.
>>685592906
Hi there hotaru
How are you doing?
>>685592640
Hey, just woke up, not much.
What about you?
>>685593186
The Geneva Convention can go screw itself. I HOLD THE POWAH!
>>685593203
I almost derailed this thread. How are things on your side?
goodbye
forever
ive decided to join the real world. the noose is all ready to go
stay gay
>>685593292
have fun spike
>>685593203
Nothing much.
>Watching youtube. Might go grab a bite to eat in a minute here.
>>685593292
Killing yourself again?
See you later, faggot.
>>685593343
that reminds me
dubs and i transcend my godly status onto something greater
>>685593383
Ssssswing and a miss.
>>685593292
something something multiple personalities something something ruin community
>>685592982
>>685593008
Oh calm downnnn its just a picture i had
<3
>>685593203
Laying in bed so if i fade away suddenly know its because im sleep
>no hotaru on my phone so heres a concerned looking dog
>>685593462
lol blaming a single person for ruining a community. Good one guy
>>685593462
I got you.
I've honestly just been trying to ruin this community for the past few months through different personas and methods.
I genuinely hate it and most of you
>>685593292
See you tomorrow or in 10 minutes shitbag
>>685593289
but why would you do such a thing hanabro
I might get out some green plums and peaches for breakfast.
>>685593343
watcha gonna eat?
>>685593383
yo found your dubs
>>685593488
thank you doggo
hotaru hanako wants to kill me for talking to you
waht do?
>>685593518
I love that one
do you have the on about "today is another mark" ?
I'm going to go watch the sun rise, listen to birds and other shit for 15 minutes.
>>685593518
you shitter
>>685593518
really? :o
>>685593604
No idea. Maybe ramen.
I don't have any of the other copy pastas sitting around.
>>685593644
>>685593610
It's a copy pasta.
>>685593503
what did i ever do?
>>685593518
ey shizuru you got it
>>685593488
Well, if you DO fall asleep, have some sweet dreams.
>>685593604
In my pursuit to impress Hotaru I told the cheesiest joke to her and the thread stood still for a full five minutes.
>The things I do for love
Oh, and what could you possibly mean? I didn't want to kill you, it was just a joke! Haha...
>>685593713
oh, thank you Karen-san
>>685593741
I found that one particularly amusing for some reason.
Decided to keep it in the same text file as my counting and the rules
>>685593807
Eh?! I'm not Karen.
>>685593803
>Haha...
yeah...
a joke...
What was the cheese you gave her?
>>685593807
>oh, thank you Karen-san
>you Karen-san
>Karen-san
ARE ALL BLONDE GIRLS THE SAME TO YOU, YOU FACELESS FUCK?
HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>685593604
Hanako is yandere
Never knew until recently
>if you play dead hanako will assume dominance and will no longer concider you a threat.
>>685593803
<3
Dunno if imma sleep yet.
Im in between.
I also reaaalllly want eggs but i dont wanna get out of bed. Too comfy
>im running out of pictures that arent me. Heres another concerned dog
>>685593964
Read
>>685591328
>>685591401
>>685591417
>>685591541
>>685591621
I have the power to bring threads to a standstill.
>>685594002
Not a yandere, I swear.
>I just have jealous tendencies
>thank you for concerned dog
>>685592746
I did that today. Went shopping with family and spent some time with my grandfather.
>>685594002
Here, have a box o doggos.
>Rory-sama
>>685594176
>imageswap strikes again
Have a kawaii doggo insteas
>>685594201
Wew lad
>>685594002
Yeah, i apologize for calling you yandere. I see now what a real yandere might look like.
>>685594201
Good morning Homu.
>>685594269
>she will never fall asleep on your face
>>685594318
Sup Shizuru.
>>685594140
>not yandere
Ok hanako. Sure, you just get a little jealous cutie.
>nervous smile
>>685594176
That is not a dog..
>seriously though i might have to start posting myself and thatll be awkward for all, heres a dog failing
>>685594318
C'mon man, you all know Yuno's the only real yandere here.
>>685594420
Good morning, how are things on your end?
>>685594420
>Watching youtube. Might go grab a bite to eat in a minute here.
You?
>>685594318
Youve called me yandere?
Im actually pretty happy about that
>>685594515
Nah. Yuno is tsundere.
You're yandere.
You almost killed the whole bread just to make a joke. I can only imagine if you actually perceived them as making a slight against you.
>>685594576
What an odd thing to be happy about...
>>685594447
>failed at the final post thingy
Poor doggo.
>>685594515
Probably was my best night in the whole week, no plans for today for now other than relaxing, listening to new albums and watching anime.
>>685594518
Just woke up and wondering if I'm hungry enough to eat a toast or if I should just drink tea.
I like staying up until 7 am because I love nature in the morning. So great.
>>685593713
Oh I realize it's copypasta, but why must you revive it? So many bad memories. (cue vietnam shiro gif)
>Already 7 AM
Good morning.
>>685594641
Well, Karen and Megumin HAVE come close...
Isn't that right, Karen?
>>685594821
Maki! Good morning! Guess what?
I almost killed this thread!
>>685594778
Is it?
I thought it was pretty harmless. The only bad memory i have associated with it was Hand trying to act like a villain. Was not working for him. Lol
>>685594702
How very english of you...
>>685594872
it was horrid. i can't sleep at morning because of that.
>>685594860
Megumin is shipped with Kagami. Megumin is too nice to do that to cute little Kagami.
>>685594872
I wish I was hungry enough for a full English breakfast.
bumperino
Help me /waifu/. I need to take this but its seriously fucking with me.
>Rory-sama
>>685594860
Cuddle with me immediately
>>685595110
I am
>>685595536
Chibi karen is adorable
Whats karen from tho
>hotaru
Megumin claimed~
>didn't sleep edition
Jose Carioca in a dress. I'm not a well man, shut up.
>>685595623
Do it you pussy
>>685595623
I don't even know what that is.
>>685595623
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UhRXn2NRiWI
>Shiro
>>685595662
As you wish, ma'am!
>slide tackle
>>685595623
You can do it!
>>685594860
I see that my natural friendliness is perceived as a threat now...
>No one has claimed Remilia
Good, beasties she's mine!
>>685595623
Is that insulin or something?
Steroids, maybe?
Either way, what's wrong?
>>685595623
you can do it
>>685595662
She's from kin'iro mosaic
an animu about a british girl and her friend transferring to japan
Funny part is Shinobu and Alice are the main characters. Karen, Yoko and Alice are kind of like the backup mains.
>>685595663
Good morning.
>>685595872
I did want an explanation, Hanako.
>>685596074
>Karen, Yoko and Alice are kind of like the backup mains.
Wat? As someone who never watched it I had the impression Karen had a much more relevant role than anyone else in the series.
>>685595907
Threat? Oh, silly Megumin you're my friend! I would't hurt you.
>Unless prompted
>>685596076
Oh, sorry. Read this. >>685594140
>>685596057
Its an immunosuppressant that helps with my Crohns. I have no problem with the needle, its the not knowing.
>costs $1500 AUD a shot
>I get it for $6.10 per 2
I freeze up when I try to take it
>>685596233
Not knowing what? That was vague. Lol
>>685596076
And read this. >>685593803
Claim
>>685596233
Not knowing of what?
>Shiro
>>685596076
Good morning friend~
How are ya?
>>685596185
>you're my friend
Friends don't threaten other friends
>
Im bored
The claw demands fresh memes !
>>685596174
She does, but the story is focused on alice and shino
Shino travels and does a homestay in britain. Makes friends with alice and become besties
Then alice follows shino back to japan after she leaves. Karen follows later. In fact she doesn't even appear for the first two episodes I think besides a tiny bit at the start.
Karen was alice's friend in britain.
>>685596337
Where you following the angler murderer? This is still rather dank.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XbpuGilOYuA
>>685596337
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K3_aZJt3tA0
>>685596185
Wow thought you did something bad lol
>>685596325
I'm okay. A little tired but slept for quite a few hours. Can't really complain.
>>685596337
Have some
>>685596312
>>685596295
I press the red, the needle hits. That anticipation kills me. Because I cant see the needle, I freeze up when I go to press it.
>>685596435
So how many of us are following it?
I know that me, chen, Maki are.
>>685596494
>nice gif
A little sleep is better than none~
Had any breakfast?
>>685596553
it's probably a banana tbh
>>685596435
Nope, whats it about?
>>685596440
>>685596497
You pass
>>685596553
And here is that faggot
>>685596297
Ayy!
>>685596422
I see, I will watch it some day but SoLs aren't very high in my to watch list.
>>685596553
I show up on discord once in a while but they are progressing slower and slower.
>>685596639
most cancerous thing ever* mistype
>>685596297
Akibro!
>>685596494
Bad? I almost frickin derailed the thread in two minutes with a crappy joke when shitposters couldn't accomplish anywhere near this close with complete spam in three whole threads.
>It felt good.
>>685596325
I didn't threaten you. I asked nicely now, didn't I?
>>685596677
Cool I passed
>>685596553
Can confirm I'm still following. What happened with the two new videos I was asleep.
>>685596630
>That's a cute pic
Only just got up so not yet. I'll probably just whip up a quick sandwich
>>685596337
https://youtu.be/8e-BgnZY5qg
>>685596553
I'm the Angler killer.
>>685596679
>>685596802
Were just shitposting now.
Nothing new is going on.
But last 2 videos are interesting.
>>685596816
No, im the Angler killer
>>685596499
I'm afraid i still don't follow.
I have a friend or two who have diabetes and has to use an injection similar to that.
You just have to get used to it, i think.
>>685596816
>>685596888
Nice integer, but the killer is clearly the shovel.
>>685596677
something so über retarded i looked up that german u thing. spooky angler killer.
>>685596888
Nice trips.
What were the keys/titles when decoded?
>>685596679
Heya Homura
>>685596740
What's up Karen, I installed Hots and I'm about to do some AI to get into it. If it's anything like other mobas I'll pick it up quickly
Seriously though, 6-9 bucks for a hero?
>>685596800
I clearly remember you threatening me a few days ago with missiles
>>685596802
Nice~
I'll probably get myself some fried eggs and a toast
>>685596499
Dude, you have to do it.
Think happy thoughts, put on some music.
Sing something while you do it
PUT THE NEEDLE IN YOUR BUTT
>>685596991
add my tag you fuckin shit
I left it on steam
>>685597086
i'm gonna danken this picture up later today, as i'm going to bed soon. when do you usually get on, and timezone?
>>685596994
That's me asking nicely.
>>685597175
>>685597086
also, not your choice if i'm going to danken the picture or not. it's already been selected for dankening.
>>685597175
erm, a few hours (give or take) before this time is when I usually wake up, I sleep in like 12-13 hours.
It's 2:41 PM, I live in Lebanon. I think we use UTC +3 after the last daylight savings
>>685597231
Danken this one too
>>685596961
Its Ted cruz.
He is the shovel
>>685596988
see http://imgur.com/B5sateu
or just the case_info channel
>>685597219
Huh
Not gonna make any comments on that~
What's up friend?
>>685597423
Well, I almost derailed this thread, so there's that.
>>685596994
The classic comfy breakfast.
>>685597327
I see. Thanks.
>>685597327
syndra, you don't like actually believe this stuff right?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fAFaU4TjdVU
Yuuki claim. Currently at work. Lurking for the most part
>>685597600
Its most likely bait.
But its a fun one.
>>685597600
Even if it's not a real killer it's a fun puzzle and source of memes.
>>685597563
To be perfectly honest, I'm not surprised~
How's life treating ya?
>>685597588
You can't never go wrong with those~
>>685597720
Why is her left hip blushing?
>>685597650
nice to have you
>>685596679
I don't like them either tbh, especially the touchy-feely ones. I fucking hate that pointless garbage.
Kin'iro mosaic is actually funny as hell and the characters are all just awesome.
>>685597783
>source of memes
ew
>>685597886
Syndra is in to BDSM. That's why her hip is blushing.
>>685597886
Because you are looking at it.
Pervert.
>>685597797
Last in go karting, almost died in go karting, project due tomorrow that I've barely started and I got to see tiny penguins.
The usual.
Alright gonna lurk now guys, peace.
>>685598084
ttyl Karen
>Shizu
>>685598022
I almost died today too
Seems like we're having pretty boring days lately
>>685598084
See ya later~
>>685598000
checked
>>685597973
sounds hot
thats my waifu
I'm going out drinking.
>>685598398
Hi there never sleeping Sachi
Like BDSM? Lol
>Rattle rattle
>>685598532
Have fun. Don't drive afterwards. Get them hoes.
kagami claimed!!
>good morning edition
>>685598532
Have fun~
>sleep on your sides later
>>685598678
Good morning~
How'd you sleep? <3
>>685598678
Already watched that episode, this pic is approved.
>>685598678
Good morning.
>>685598795
hey megumin!!!! i slept good!!!
please tell me you got some sleep!!!
>>685598801
yes!!!! are you liking lucky star???
>>685598832
good morning!!!! how are you maki??
>>685599149
That's good to hear~!
>please tell me you got some sleep
>Ehhh....
Yeah sure, I slept well.
>>685599149
I'm a little tired, but can't complain.
What about you?
>>685599261
you didn't sleep did you???
uhhg.....you need to get that checked out...
>>685599376
groggy and stuff, i just woke up!! you got any plans today??
>>685599149
I am, but so far I only watched the 'weaker' episodes, lets see if they do get even better now.
Tsukasa is super cute and Miyuki so far does her role well of group nerd but I dislike how they shove moe up her...
>>685599490
Eheh~
I only need to buy some melatonin~
>>685599490
Nothing of particular note. And you?
>maki
>>685593713
Rewrite has an anime? since when?
I must look into this.
