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SHE WEARS DENIM
WHEREVER SHE GOES
>>684576583
How was x-files?
Im new in town
>>684575318
I try
>>684576730
>>684576695
i havent seen them yet. i havent even used my computer since like the day before yesterday.
>>684576730
hola chica
no you give ME fiddy
>>684576806
S+
>>684576907
What have you been up?
>>684576970
Who pays money to suck anything?
>>684577301
you do, ostensibly
>>684576913
>>684576907
whats up?
>>684577349
Hell naw nigga. You pay me
>>684577301
working and busy with a buddy. I barely been able to play a game even for the last few days
>>684577506
mah dick
>>684576970
Whats new with you anyways?
>>684577657
>>684577638
Good to know Im not the only one
>>684577794
hue
how are you doing?
>>684577823
weeeeeeeem
FUCK YOU FAGS GET OFF MY BOARD!!!
>>684577638
Go watch and report back to me
>>684577823
How many butts do you have in your folder
>>684577509
no i am destitute
>>684577683
nothing.
>>684578045
lol
>>684577995
Pretty good, yourself?
>>684578095
Ah, that sucks.
>>684578055
YES SIR!
I'm actually going to tranfers the files to a thumbdrive right now
>>684578126
I'm alright I suppose. glad to hear youre doing pretty good though!
>>684577995
MEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOW.
>>684578055
Last time I checked, over 60+.
>>684578389
Alright I suppose doesn't sound too bad. Anything special goin on?
>>684578541
nothing right now. just this and the tele is on for background noise.
>>684578443
soup?
i said GET OUT ANIMAL FUCKERS!!
>>684578946
Neato
>>684578199
living does yes
>>684579027
i'm still laughin
>>684579048
sup with you, bb gurl?
>>684578389
What else do you have lined up to watch?
>>684578443
Are you the Pied Piper of sluts?
>>684578946
I hunger for butts.
>>684579192
It can be okay some times.
>>684579245
Nothing. Cant sleep
>>684579383
I can relate
>>684579366
i have game of thrones dvd set a friend left me. AHS Hotel/motel whatever the name is.
>>684579383
yay!
>>684579453
well gfur is a great way to spend time!~
>>684579383
Why do you always hunger for butts?
>>684579954
I'm bored.
>>684579919
It sure is!~
>>684579245
>>684579453
you're both fucking men you retards!
>>684579433
hopefully i've fixed my diet so i can ride dick again
>>684580341
Ohhhhh.. I see
>>684580144
wew!
i dont know what to talk about.
pain pain go away
Why are men so gross?
>>684579919
I had mixed feelings about Hotel. Well I've had mixed feelings about ahs since coven.
>>684580119
Got anything to watch or play?
>>684580707
They aren't
>>684580613
gfur? Butts? Dicks? Dicks in butts?
>>684580780
Oh, just you? Okay.
>>684580780
yeah a friend of mine who was a huge fan said she didnt like this one too much. but I want to see it still anyway
>>684580783
um whats your favorite anthro beast?
what do you prefer? dicks or butt?
>>684580467
no reason to live without riding dick
>>684581046
Should I just kill myself then?
>>684581046
I suppose.
>>684580961
Gotta go with deer and butts. Yourself?
>>684581325
Best option.
>>684581325
deers are pretty neat.
i like cheetah dick
>>684580961
It wasn't Coven bad but it was nowhere near asylum
>>684581207
i thought you didnt want to ride dick
>>684581258
what else do you suppose
>>684581783
No im straight.
>>684581683
I can agree, they are, and cheetah dick seems pretty nice as well
>>684581783
Uh, I'm not sure.
>>684581780
wait you didnt like asylum?
>>684581901
chyeah it is~!
>>684582213
Asylum was my favorite installment
>>684582213
Too bad I dont have any Deer+Cheetah
>>684582325
Those two are kinda cute.
Fucking furry fagotts
lol I dont fuck.
Im a virgin (Obviously)
>>684582325
ohh lol sorry
yeah i think it was mine too
>>684582396
i think i have a few, but its not a common combo
>>684582873
Should be!~
>>684582873
Coven was god awful. How did it go so badly?
>>684583042
i think they had some good ideas, but they just ran out and are running with it for as long as they can.
>>684583468
The teenage witches just weren't interesting enough to keep it afloat. The Supreme, Voodoo queen and the racist bitch were far more interesting but had less screen time. That's where I felt the problem lied
>>684583843
yeah i liked the racist lady!
but yeah i agree
>>684583858
Taking two dicks always seemed so painful to me.
>>684584410
Its when you want a butthole ruined so one one else enjoys it after.
>>684584410
I agree, but it also seems hot as fuck. In theory anyway.
>>684584768
What type of weapon is that, wem?
fuck...i wasnt gay a week ago...
>>684584218
Kathy Bates was so good in Coven. Too bad it was wasted on Teen Nick Horror Story
>>684585046
Shame on you.
>>684584645
I thought that's what horse dildos were for.
Also, holy shit bad dragon toys are big. How does one work up to that?
>>684585007
some sort of flame thrower from what it looks like. just soemthing the artist made up.
I'm going to sleep. peace out, yo
>>684585114
yeah damn shame :c
hey I'm going to get to bed now. see ya around duder
>>684585046
Yes you were
>>684585714
See you later man, have a good night
>>684585705
Destroy your butthole so no man can feel but one side of the fleshy interior.
>>684585714
Bye gay cat.
>>684585900
>Yes you were
I believe him, he just let himself go. Like, have some restraint.
>>684585968
Nah, still want to be nice and tight.
I can barely fit my current dildo at 6.5 inches med girth.
>>684586278
I was telling you how you work your way up to bad dragon's (Dragon size).
Thought since you already had things up your butt, I highly doubt you're tight.
>>684579383
I too am plagued by bottoms
>>684586895
I have to really work at it to get my current one in.
Like, if I don't play with my butt for a week, then keep can barely get two fingers in.
>>684587433
Sorry kid, im callin BS on this one. You're probably workable but not a "fresh tight". I wouldnt fuck you.
>>684587433
Have you any experience with the lil vibes? Are they worth it for an almost total n00b?
>>684587594
And I'm calling you on your "only fucks virgins" shit.
You're either lying and haven't gotten any yet, or you have a tiny penis. Normal dicks hurt the first time if you have little experience.
>>684587647
Vibrators are fun when you're experimenting. Not too intimidating either.
man pussy
>>684588240
>>684582724
So what if im a virgin, Idgaf.
>>684588240
Much obliged, friend
hey there you homosxuals
>>684588822
>>684588822
I haven't seen you in quite a while
>>684588885
Why hello there
>>684588822
Hey Jeff.
>>684588885
Hunnibuns!
>>684588916
Hi Frank
>>684583825
get in here its happening;
>>684588885
hey hunnibuns
>>684588910
hey. hows your night?
>>684588916
yeah, exams ended and I've been pretty busy the last couple weeks
>>684589004
hey snarf. how's things?
Im not homosexual
>>684588767
Is fine, just don't give advice when you don't have the experience. People getting a 7 inch dick up their butt without toying up to it could wreck their enjoyment pretty badly, and butt sex feels good.
I want the potential bottoms in the thread to enjoy their first time.
>>684589090
pretty good finally decided on my first toy, you?
>>684589183
your'e a homosexual in my heart
>>684589253
oooh what toy?
>>684589016
How're you Hunnibuns?
>>684589090
What are you majoring in?
>>684589442
computer science
>>684589194
My advice is undeniable, kiss my ass.
>>684589090
They go. How're you?
>>684589409
BD lil vibes cockatrice w/ the bullet in case I'm not 100% into butt stuff
>>684589409
Your heart is shit.
>>684589004
Homo!!
>>684589090
Hólã!
>>684589442
Mehh
Finishing R&C rb.
>>684589557
*kisses your ass*
>>684589596
I'm pretty good. looking for a summer job
>>684589600
but butt stuff is best stuff
>>684589650
you know exactly how to make me feel all tingly inside
>>684589798
how's things
>>684589600
Buy an enema bulb for like 7 bucks to go with any first toy purchase.
Will make life easier and is good practice if you get into more butt stuff.
>>684589499
How is it? I'm might start university next year but have no clue what to major in
>>684589798
Is it still ass?
>>684589931
I love it. for me it's enjoyable but I can easily see people being bored with it. for your major, just choose something that you really enjoy doing
>>684589805
God dammit
>>684589798
Gib hugs.
>>684589871
Was looking at some places hiring while doing running around with my sister earlier, but we both agreed I wasn't gay enough to work at the beauty supply place.
>>684589871
I've toyed a few times wif small stuff but have gotten seriously bored as of late (haven't even fapped for a week after erryday for years [not virgin])
>>684589894
Where to buy? Also showers are waaay handy for lots of stuff. Ain't you ever seen scarface?
>>684589871
The "tingly" sensation would likely be the internal bleeding after I kicked your ass.
Go away snarf you nasty shit monster
>>684590284
I believe in you, just be the gayest you can be
>>684590288
small stuff is where I started too, but until you get a good few inches in there you aren't really playing with anything fun
>>684576439
SAYS SHES GONNA GET SOME RECORDS FROM THE STATUS QUO OH YEAH OH YEAH
>>684590288
Just Amazon it.
>>684590584
So you fink I should get something a bit bigger? Also I've got to hide this shit too.
>>684590123
My interests don't seem to be ones that you can major in
>>684590284
How are you not gay enough?
>>684590584
Nah, ask hunnibuns, I'm not flamboyant at all.
>>684590866
Clean stream? Dude I can't fucking handle that name tippy top kek I'll take my chances
>>684590288
Hnnggghhh, bondage stuff is so hot. Anything with chains gets me going.
hunnibuns, is snarf flamboyant?
>>684590878
that should be long enough to start having fun, I have a couple things about that size. keeping my thing's hidden is my biggest worry
>>684591217
what interests would those be?
>>684591257
Haha, I'm just saving you cleaning crap off your toys.
>>684591276
10-4 good buddy
>>684591292
Any good stashbox suggestions?
>>684591385
Gotta pay the cost of doing business and condoms that I don't ever get to use
>>684591450
I just keep mine in a fairly large box under my bed, and hope no one takes it out when they're visiting
>>684591600
If you get a dildo eventually, you will want a bulb. Promise.
>>684591680
my sleeping arrangements don't allow that so it looks like I'll have to build something
>>684591831
Deal and humans and being one sure is weird
>>684589871
>>684589798
>Finishing R&C rb.
>>684589931
I still say they should have made a whole new maping and other background npcs.
Not Super E rating.
>>684590284
Kiss mah booty!!
>>684591292
Pretty much all my academic interests have atrophied since my time in school. My general interests have just dulled quite a bit. Only thing that really holds up is shooting a gun range
>>684592217
You need to rein in your man. Trying to add my ass to his folder
>>684592217
> You will never be the femmeboy sissy with panties expressing your ass for all to see when the wind blows your skirt up.
Just fuck my shit up, senpai.
>>684592571
*exposing*
>>684591925
a good hiding place is the most important thing
>>684592217
I only ever played a tiny bit of up your arsenal, fun series
>>684592516
yeah, that'll be a hard one to match to a major. you could always do a general first year, and then see if anything catches your fancy
well I'm off to bed. night all
>>684592516
No
So Batalia isn't raining. Its frozen over. Ok. The turret looks big and more deadly.
Still, first R&C was better. This is sad.
>>684592571
>>684592958
>mfw you are fat neckbeards who will never be femboys
>>684593033
Small box with lock is best
>>684593108
I'll show you in the next thread friend
>>684593108
Im 175 lbs. Can't lose past that with diet and exercise.
>>684593033
DeadLock is co-op
First to start and allow. Every new one, it was all evolving. Tell 'Future' series ruined the games a good chunk. And now this abomination. Its a mix from Future to much.
I'm obese
>>684593270
Fat
Ugly
>>684593276
All fat people are is an excuse. Though you're ugliness is not something you can do about, so you have my condolences.
>>684593530
(You)
*to be exchanged as an electronic currency*
>>684593530
make a new jeefur thread and I'll post oc faggit
