Whoever rolls 69 in this thread will meet and get in a healthy relationship with
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Whoever rolls 69 in this thread will meet and get in a healthy relationship with the 11/10 girl in pic related (or an equally perfect girl)
Dubs are doomed to be alone forever. Once you get dubs you can't reroll.
> Rolling.
,
i want
Reroll
>>683990489
69 GET
ok
>>683990489
rolling for gf
Rolling for that waifu
rell
roll. Btw, who is she?
rollerini
suh dude
Rolling for dubs, if 72 fuck off to bed.
Dubs with my luck for sure
>>683993930
Rollo
>>683990489
Rolling
Well, I'm about to jump anyways so why not take that risk too.
>>683990489
Since of Mericans of living of an exigency/emergency of a technology so I am of communication of spiel of technology of text of:_"-------\_
Three/3 communications/explanations/informations/texts of a technology:
1/One: body muscle movement caused/since of energies at human caused/since of energies sent from machines far of miles/kilometers;
and/or/an-other-communication of 2/Two: human of technology of machines...machines transmit/send energy...energy at/striked/hitting metals in human...metals moved/arranged...so/causing/thus...electricity of in of body so...body muscle flexing of human of living of tensing/slackening of muscle;
and/or/an-other-communication of 3/Three: STIMULATION OF BODY-MOVING/LIKE-SENSE SINCE OF ELECTRICITY OF CAUSED OF IN OF BODY SINCE 1. tiny metals in human 2. metals moved since of energies striked/hitting metals 3. energies sent/from machine far/distant/not-close/no-nearness of miles.
_/-------"_:-_
I got/received a text of communication/question/ask of technology of body muscle flexing caused of energies of machines far of miles:_"\_ Everyone knows this already. How do you fix it. _/"_:-_ . I am of communication/answer/reply of letter of word of language of text of:_"\_ Humans of policing/military live of:_[\_ slackening/tensing of muscles of earlier and later of slackening/tensing of muscles since of brain of body of since of human of living of brain of body of since of sense/sensation of communication/text/speech of computer program software of language of words of anything/everything/eachthing/allthings of human of living of _{-\_[-\_ slackening/tensing of muscles of earlier and later of slackening/tensing of muscles _/-]_{--\_[--\_ and _/--]_ and _[--\_ or _/--]_/--}_[-\_ flexing of muscles so of living of muscle of nearer and and or farther of muscle _/-]_/-}_/]_:-_/"_:-_
santa pls
Sure, why not
>>683990489
rolling
69 get
>>683990489
getthelube.com
>>683995969
fuck yea bitches suck my 3" ccock
god waifu rollan
>>683995969
>>683996033
fuck me dubs i screwed myself
Roll, dubs here I come
fuck
>>683990489
Rollin
Reroll
222
>>683990489
I'll probably get trips. That's even worse than dubs. Forever alone and virgin. :(
trips
>>683990489
Rolll
ROLL BABY!
Pls
for spartaaa
>>683996468
reroll
Reroll
reroll
Roll 69plz
>>683990489
who dat bitch?
need sauce nao plox
Roll
>>683990489
roll
mhm.
>>683997307
ok, i missed it
gibe da pussy b0ss
>>683990489
Rollerino OPerino
>>683990489
I want to kill myself.
>>683998155
you fucked up lmao
lets roll
>>683998155
have fun alone faggot
also rolling
>>683990489
gf get
>>683998155
It's a sign Anon.
God is telling you to die.
dubarinos
Gibe
rreroll
69 get
Rip life
Reroll
Rollllz
>>683998677
Pray4anon
Roll no1
Need a gf to comfort me because i have a miserable life
Rollllllld
>>683998996
Seems like it's just my luck... Forever alone
rolling rolling roling
Okay
Please
>>683999158
3.
What if trips?
>>683999225
4*
5 now.. cmon gimme somethin
rolls
lemme smang it gurl.
rolling to confirm destiny
Rollerino
Rolling
Ayyyyý
lets be unhappy for the rest of my life
inb4 dubs
I'd be an idiot not to at least try
>>684000269
Holy shit
>>684000269
Yah did buddy
>>684000269
weve got our lucky winner
>>683990489
rolling for dubs
go
>drop the BASS
B-but that's impossible!
And impossible is nothing.
So I get none :(
Sad
69
Check 'em.
>>683990489
>what if i don't want a perfect girl, but the one with the flaws i alredy know and love
also how do you enforce the rule of no rerolling after dubs
What if I don't think she's 11/10?
>>683990489
roll
>>684003043
reroll
>>683990489
im here to collect my 69
>>683990489
Roll
Rollin'
>>683990489
Le roll
lets roll
right here
Now?
>>683990489
please
69 plz
I actually just want a regural girlfriend. Pretty ones are always bringing trouble
Rolls
rolling in cache
Yeah right
>>684003870
End me
>>684003870
Kek so close
>
>>684004369
WINRAR
>>683990489
welp
rol
Fuck it I give up fam
>>683990489
Rolling anon
>>684004489
c'mon
Rolling anon
rollinn
>>684004460
>>684004369
knowing that it won't ever happen almost makes me more sad than i am already right now...
Anyways WINRAR!!!!!! CHEEKI BREEKI CYKA
I lost.
>>683990489
If only threads were magic.
>>683990489
roll
rooolllllll
>>683990489
Look everyone a number!
>>683990489
dubs get
I SAID DUBS GET
ayy
DUBS GETTEM NOW
>>684005500
FOREVER ALONE ACHIEVED
Dubs because I'm already lonely as fuck.
>>683990489
get me dubs
Ah, always thought I'd be forever alone, also rolling
>>684005571
rerolling for dubs
i just want her to love me
>>684005796
does 96 counts as good luck ? lmao
ro
eh, what the hell, rawling
