Hey /b/Whats the cleanest form of suicide?I dont want to leave a mess for whatever
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Hey /b/
Whats the cleanest form of suicide?
I dont want to leave a mess for whatever poor guy has to clean up after me. Pain not an issue .
overdosing on all the pills you find
>>683990210
Sounds like a plan
>>683990073
>Pain not an issue
Um. What?
Jump off of a cliff.
Just don't do it l, life is known to change dramatically later on
Bury yourself alive.
>>683990605
Life isn't something that repeats itself
>>683990605
Trust me, im a scum bag and i deserve this
Hypoxia.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UN3W4d-5RPo
>>683990073
suicide doesn't end the pain, it just passes it on
> go on nice cruise
> fuck it you won't need the money
> bring leg manacles
> bring rope
> bring 2 bags cement
> sneak out at night
> tie rope around cement
> hook manacle to rope and ankle
> toss bags overboard
> no cleanup
>>683990822
What did you do?
>pls tell
>>683990898
I reckon i might just hang myself off a bridge. Would that be an easy clean up?
>>683990822
May I ask how are you a scumbag what is so bad that you want to kill yourself over it also think about your family and friends
>>683990822
BTW nice pic may I add
dont kill yourself dude search up your local suicide prevention hotline and call it. just trust me
>>683991282
If the rope is too long your head will be ripped off.
Which would be quite messy.
Why do you want to kill yourself?
>>683991485
I agree there are much worse people out there
>>683991332
parents turned me in for drug offences when i was under 18. Step dad is major cop so no charges or anything.
Relapse and do terrible things to get cash.
Been molested by 2 close family members and kicked out by both of my parents.
>im fuckin done
>>683991282
Probably not.
>>683990643
This guy gets it, given your premise.
>>683991795
You can recover from this you just have to want it. Also what drugs are you using?
>>683991795
What terrible things did you do also talk to a local suicide hotline about this they'll help you.
>>683991282
Oh yeah, Real easy for the dude that has to haul your fat neck beard ass back over the railing. Stop being a little bitch. Someone has to pay for your burial, take over any bills you have, deal with your shit finances. Face your problems and improve whatever is making you feel like this. If you're to much of a pathetic bitch and still an hero, at least get your shit together for who ever has to deal with the after math.
>>683991332
Fuck his family and friends.
It is his life.
>>683990073
tie a plastic bag over your head.
Blend your own head off.
>>683992054
Started with weed, naturally.
Then I tried coke once, didnt like it.
Meth for past year. ADHD so it calms me down.
>>683991795
Then those people are the scum bags not you
>>683991795
You know suicide is permanent, right?
Would you let the person you were ten years ago make decisions for you now?
>>683992498
Yeah, that too.
But the things I did to get cash or meth.
>>683990073
You're gonna shit yourself at best but helium mask
>>683992407
Go see a doctor to get a prescription for amphetamines. That way it's clean stuff and legal and it will also help your ADHD. I've seen friends fucking fall apart from meth so I really hope you don't go down that route.. But you seem like a reasonable guy so you should really think about my advice.
>>683992631
What did you do?
>>683992631
You never did say what you did to get this. Also bare in mind a lot of people on this site are in the same position as you. Feeling lonely looking at gore porn to cheer themselves up to know that there are worse people out there. You need some friendship and love in your life. Ask a girl out and if she rejects ignore it its your last days alive anyway.
>>683992631
There is no such thing as a good or bad person.
You can make this right. You can get better.
>>683993143
Im was a tech salesmen but now I'm unemployed.
>>683990073
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>>683990073
Carbon monoxide poisoning.
Lock yourself in garage, start car, profit. Fast (under a minute), cheap, messless.
Or switch your AC in your car to closed cycle and wait in it, engine on, if you don't have a garage. It's the button of a car with arrows around it, spinning in a closed circle.
>>683992631
dude greentext the fuck you did already
>>683990073
listen here, you dipshit.
If you really want to go an hero, you go and simply reach for the nearest shore. Shill yourself of every value and go get fuck'd up crazy and walk into the water while you're still conscious enough to walk. And fuck out.
We the people who want to keep on living despite our problems could use the space you leave in any case.
OR drop that queer attitude and live for tomorrow. Silly sissy.
>>683991165
>implying you need anything but falling off the boat
>>683993165
This guy who occasionally sold me meth said he would take $30 bucks off every little rock if I got him Cheese Pizza. So I stole a bunch of USB's from my work and filled the fuckers up (around 12 or 14) and everytime i went to get high i gave him a USB. Which Im guessing he sold to the middle age cunts that would buy from him.
>>683990073
exit bag. google it. most painless way to go. but the end shouldnt be simple, just sell whatever you can, buy a flight to africa, smear yourself with butter and go fight a lion. go like a hero
>>683994032
Lions love butter.
>>683994009
Sorry for asking but what is cheese pizza slang for?
Also so what you stole some memory sticks many people steal small items.
>>683994552
Cheese Pizza - Child Porn
>>683994009
That's disgusting but you understand that what you did was wrong so don't give up dude. The really bad people give no shit about others but you seem to have empathy so get professional help and you can hopefully sort out all of your problems.
>>683994552
>Cat Photos
>Not every junkie can internet a computer
>We found the mole
>>683990073
The cleanest form of suicide is not committing suicide at all, just endure life to its very end.
Jump into a Volcanoe, naked.
-or-
Go to middle of Ocean, tie heavy stone around hands/head/feet, exhale and then Jump into Ocean.
-or-
Climb Power-pole with camera on it, kick camera off pole, continue climbing to top, touch two live electrical wires until cooked from inside out.
-or-
Be dopelganger of ''Don L. Rump'', throw cell-phone in transexual bathroom toilet, run naked through streets of Mexico City, rape aLot, start building Israeli wall around city..
-or-
steal automatic oozee, load it, turn off safety, go to ''Black Lives Matter'' peace march, aim for cell-phones, yell NIGGER & then...
( ..Haters gunna Gun.. )
-or-
Stow-Away into the under-belly of a cargo plane to Antarktica, remove clothes, free to death
-or-
Figure out how to microWave (just)-your-head in the micro-Wave.
-or-
> TURN OFF YOUR CELL PHONE (and keep it off) for ONE MONTH.
>>683994919
>>683994725
>>683994552
I thought this was 4chan? Oh I get it. All the /b/tards are asleep and only FBI is awake.
>>683990073
Put in a butt plug and helium exit bag.
>>683991165
How would bring two bags of cement, leg manacles, and rope onto a cruise?
I mean it would be funny to see you do it, but how?
I still see nothing wrong with the child porn as long as you didn't kidnap a child to film it. Anyway in the christian faith you are forgiven if you see what you did is wrong and want to forgive and forget what happened and live life on.
>>683995312
Don't religion him into living
>>683995312
Im not religious. I do believe in neurological reincarnation.
>>683995113
>>683990073 (OP)
>Put in a butt plug and helium exit bag.
This. When you die all sphincters relax so you barf and shit and piss all over the place. It's never "clean".
>>683995088
1.The FBI does not specialise in suicide
2. 4chan was never meant for people that were going to kill themselves
3. It was never meant for this much gorep porn and child porn either
4. Ur a newfag who probably can't triforce
>>683995534
Please expand on that
>>683990073
Helium
>>683995675
Past lives I'm not that guy though
>>683995088
you quoted me here
>>683994725
and im just going to say I've been visiting 4chan and especially /b/ since 2007 so It's not like I'm new around here.
I've just grown out of this edgy "kill yourself faggot" phase which a lot of teenagers have.
Also if you've lost someone from suicide or are working in a psychotherapy or a near field you know what suicide can do to families.
>>683995669
this so much
>>683995776
I know the reincarnation bit, but neurological?
You just adding smart words to dumb things?
>>683995669
Just realised I rolled 69 so I'm automatically correct
>>683995830
I got therapy for a while, therapist was like "Dude, you need more therapy!" parents wouldnt pay or take me there anymore and the kept kicking me out. Then I moved to my father and he tried to kick me out.... *breath*.... sent me back and they kicked me out again. Now I rent from my dad.
>>683996333
Which state do you live in?
>>683996333
Tell your family to go fuck themselves and leave.
Get them out of your life and start anew.
What's the worse that can happen?
>>683996333
Also trips well done
>>683995669
>>683996005
>>683996212
So much newfaggotry
>>683996599
Dubs replying to trips. I must be right.
>>683996208
I cant give you an exact scientific explanation cause im not a neurologist but I believe that if someone else be it past or future has almost identical synapses and nerves and shit (not dna tho just mathematical chance) that is what your consciousness is. I dont know tho im probably wrong on so many levels.
>>683990605
You need to get off of this site
>>683996514
Western Australia, not the US
>>683996946
Why should I get off?
Is it wrong to prevent suicide?
china
>>683997141
Are you saying the world would be a better place with Hitler, you sick fuck?
>>683990073
drowning youself in a deep lake or ocean with concrete blocks tied to your legs. You body will stay at the bottom out of sight until eaten by the undersea wildlife. No mess
>>683996333
You're in america I guess? We have free health care here so I don't really know how to help you with that.. Get a job and pay for it yourself? It's really hard to help you with your ressources because I know so little about your situation/family/yourself etc so I there's not much I can do.
>>683997372
>>683997056
Im an Ausfag
>>683996843
>synapses and nerves and shit
>not a neurologist
Not the wackiest shit I have heard. To each their own, I guess.
>>683997289
Hitler was close to being captured anyway so don't spring that BS on me.
>>683996843
Almost identical... How could this ever be possible given the differences in external stimuli that aren't replicable? It would be more probable to say that you and your sibling are the same person due to similarities in experiences. Damn your logic to hell, anon.
>>683997498
Dont you have some health care system?
You're welcome
>>683997722
Yeah but my case was closed by higher ups for some reason and my only option was private
>>683997289
kek. What does that even mean?
>>683995272
>two bags of cement, leg manacles, and rope onto a cruise?
Rolling luggage.
Might need to reinforce the wheels.
>>683997615
>>683997615
>>683997615
>Not a neurologist
>Not a neurologist
>Not a neurologist
>Not a neurologist
>For shit sake I am not a neurologist
>It makes a fuck of alot more sense then most religions
