Waifu Claiming threadEarl Bird editionThe rules are simple:Claim your waifu/husbando.
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Waifu Claiming thread
>Earl Bird edition
The rules are simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando. One claim per anon.
>No shipping
>Keep RP and ERP to a minimum. No lewd.
>Don't be gay
>We know you masturbate. Stop talking about it.
>No posts with focal point on sexual objects or speech(This includes pictures)
>No Dio
>Insult other waifu
>Pretend to be normal and discuss stuff
Most important: You're waifu a shit
I don't trust a knife that hasn't drawn blood.
>>683411784
What about katana?
>>683411840
Too Edgy.
>>683411864
Fine knives it is then
still here
and
>>683411808
I could maybe do something but I dont know
Claimed.
In case you two missed it.
>>683411808
>>683411784
You dont sheathe it until it does either?
>>683412037
All of my knives have hurt or made me bleed in some way, Those that did not are lost.
Also, qt'st death loli.
>>683412134
May thy knife chip and shatter
Look that quote up and see a knife culture.
>>683411808
Canker sores can last a little over a week and because I have it in the worse possible place, it feels like forever
>>683412019
Thanks comrade
Mother fucking clammed
>>683411981
What is it?
>>683412222
No problem, and checked! That's unfortunate.
>>683412224
Good to see ya!
>>683412222
Nice get
I have a forever abcess in a place thats really impractical and highly annoying.
>>683412374
I dont know
>>683412216
I like them now, Thanks for that.
>>683412374
>>683412397
Take heed, if you get a canker sore on your uvula, you're not going to have a fun time swallowing your food, even swallowing your spit will irritate you
madomado
>>683412524
It's an amazing series. Just ignore the stuff by his son and you're set.
>>683412545
I have a pic of where my abcess is. 100% lewd. But a mouth sore is pain, I get them fairly often.
>you better be sleeping dammit
>>683412647
So you know what I go through
>>683412767
Yeah. And probably a bit more. IBD is a bitch.
>>683412515
Jaja you and your,"I don't knows." I like it.
>>683412545
I don't want to experience that, ever.
>>683412581
Okay...
>>683412675
The molester of bodies.
>>683412704
Not now. Still got some fight left in me.
>>683412647
I've heard of it, I need to learn more.
>>683412374
>>683412704
Hello to both.
>>683412972
I'd have to say this is one of the worst, I'm not exaggerating
>>683411864
Velvet is too cute. And Caiti Ward's voice is a perfect match for her.
Molesting a doge
>>683413276
O shit whaddup
>>683412881
Forgot pic
>>683413066
How are you?
>>683413074
Sorry that you're going through that. Fight the pain.
>>683413140
Most of your responses are,"I don't know." It might as well be your signature. I'm okay with that.
>>683413276
What......
>>683413377
Checked.
>>683413633
Damn straight I'm fighting it, it's not stopping me from enjoying my pizza and dr peper!
Good morning everyone.
>>683413377
Good morning Death Senpai.
>>683413764
Good morning
Jumping on the bike. Its raining here, wish me luck.
>>683413863
Good luck Senpai, please come back alive.
>>683413633
I'm doing good. Nothing left for me to do today but relax.
My lovely waifu.
>>683413739
Heck yeah!!!!
>>683413764
Morning!
>>683413770
Yup!
>>683413863
Goodluck!
>>683413944
That's great to hear, got anything planned for the day?
>>683413276
Eat shit spike
>>683414140
Nothing at all. I got the day off. Maybe I'll finally start my finals project that's due Tuesday. Maybe.
>>683414210
I knew it!
>>683414379
Yeah! Get that nonsense over with! (Maybe)
>>683411692
H.A.N.A.K.O unit here.
Lurk mode is the only mode
Heading to bed now
Good night thread, stay beautiful
>>683414140
Hiya!!
>>683414928
Goodnight and sleep well.
>>683415058
How are you?
QOTT: What's the worst gift you've ever received?
>>683415210
>inb4 that edgy kid that says life
>>683415210
From a friend that gave me a box containing a piece of paper that said,"1 free Internet."
>>683415197
Gooood, how are you?
>>683415210
I need to get pics of this, one moment.
>>683415210
Weight lifting set thing
>>683415210
Not an answer, just wanted to say Hanako is so freaking cute. <3
>>683415529
Forgot pic~
>>683415447
I'm alright, been here since yesterday night. What's your plans for today?
>>683415529
>>683415609
Why thank you. Have a pic.
>>683415694
Work morning job, then relax~
>>683415719
<3333
>Tsuyu
>>683415767
Doesn't sound bad. Hope your day goes smoothly.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wYNFfgrXTI
>>683415210
the "gift" of life
Pina claimed! Morning all
See you later spess ceh beps
>>683416773
Waifu a cute! <3
>>683415941
I hope so too, I wanna relaaaax.
>>683416773
10/10 waifu.
I like you.
>>683417033
Morning sweetie.
>Tsuyu
>>683417033
suh galko
>>683416921
>>683416923
Thank you! You peeps too! Everyone having a good morning?
>>683417033
The G.A.L.K.O unit. How are you this evening?
>>683417086
Hi there Tsuyu.
>>683417128
Hey Kirino.
>>683417303
Yo Mugi.
>>683417308
I only want to die a little bit.
>>683417430
I'm fairly sure we've all reached the point where a part of us slowly dies every passing day.
You'll be fine.
>>683417285
Aa good morning indeed!
>>683417430
>Hug
How are you this fine morning?
Claimed
>>683417514
Hopefully.
>>683417551
Doing well?
>>683417577
Tired, mainly.
>>683417748
Ah, you poor thing.
You never seem to sleep much..
claimed
>>683417748
im okay
just killing time before i pass out
busy today?
A small bump wouldn't hurt.
>Sanae
>>683417952
Not really.
>>683418281
I have to work pretty soon, so I guess that counts as busy.
>tfw Monday
alright i have to go now
>>683418633
Later and take care.
Good morning Waifu anons.
>>683418633
Try to not kill yourself.
See you later.
>>683418753
Morning.
>>683418787
Ay, nice to see you again.
>>683418924
How are you today?
>>683418995
Doing alright, looking after the thread. You?
I'm back and I feel terrible
>>683419100
yeah good man, Britfag here melting because we're basically having our summer right now. Also final day of Overwatch desu
night guys
>if you see ruri
>say hi for me okay?
>>683419217
>Tsuyu
>>683419341
>76
>Hanzo
>Zarya
>Mercy
ano...
>>683419200
Didn't get enough sleep?
>>683419217
Ah nice! I would assume it's just pleasant weather there. Is Overwatch good?
>>683419308
Maybe.
Hot Asian pringle
Good morning.
>>683419308
Sure.
>>683419200
Hey, what happened?
>>683419341
Tsuyu I...
>>683419483
Beautiful Homu, good to see you.
I hope your dreams were pleasant <3
>hug
It's a shit day.
I'm off to work now.
I'll see you guys soon.
>>683419564
Yea had a pretty good night of sleep... I dreamed of something cool where I had powers but don't remember exactly what.
>>683419602
Bye.
>>683419588
What else did you expect of monday?
>>683419463
It's fun, but I'm not sure If I can drop £30 for it, feels like there is something missing
>>683419483
Morning Homura
>>683419588
What's up?
>>683419602
Bye dude
>>683419680
Well that's exciting. Maybe it was the power to sweep me off of my feet~
>want to go to sleep
>not tired to go to sleep
>want to claim waifu
>too tired to claim waifu
goodnight
>>683419483
Good morning. How are you?
>>683419588
The day is just beginning for me.
>>683419602
Until then, take care.
>>683419703
I not much into gaming now, but when there's a feel like that. Kinda trust it.
Well, Im not dead. Thats a start
>>683419939
Do want, but poor student-fag makes it a bit difficult to justify a week of food for Overwatch
>>683419770
Maybe... All I remember was being in this weird deserted but huge restaurant hiding from something... then my cat woke me up. What about you?
>>683419939
Im okay-ish with my usual conflicting emotions, more positive than negative right now. What about you?
>>683420203
Jaja, just got to wait until you have sufficient cash for it then.
>>683420400
I'm alright, stood up all night, watching over the thread. Now ready to pass out.
>>683420400
I don't recall, I fell asleep and woke up all in an instant.
But now I'm here with you, so that makes it all better~ <3
>>683420654
see you around
>>683420844
You're leaving? I guess I see you later friend.
Does she count? There are many factors as to why I want her as my waifu. Even if she's Swedish.
>>683420972
no you said you were ready to pass out
>>683420654
Aha I see... I wonder if theres anons that come here at night that I never got the chance to talk to.
>>683420710
Sounds like sleep is timewalking for you, it makes me really happy that I have such an impact on your mood <3
>>683421240
You really do! It's been a lot better since talking to you Homu. You're the best I swear~ <3
>>683421128
Swedish? no
>>683421230
aayyo girl <3 i dont have time to chat but i love you
also best bird claimed!
>>683421240
ive never spoken tio you cause i dont do mornings lol
>>683421523
maybe later then
>>683421230
Ready but not going. Until next thread. A bit more.
>>683421240
There's probably some anons exclusive to night. I like to keep the thread going and not let it 404. Spike or Syndra make the threads.
>>683421750
miss you!
>gotta go pic related
Well this day turned shit fast
>>683421803
I see
>>683421872
why?
>>683421872
here have some boobs
>>683421934
It just did.
>>683421976
No thanks.
>>683421976
More of an ass man, really.
By the way, greetings unit I.O.W.A. How does our medical unit fare?
Still awake. But not for much longer.
Claiming Seaport Hime.
>>683422127
you sure?
>>683422162
u wot m8
>>683422359
can i dock at your seapot, mother hime
>>683422400
I reserved a spot for you.
>>683422380
Yes im sure.
Now get your clothes back on.
>>683422496
That motherly figure
oh my god yes please
prepare your assh- seaport for docking
>>683422579
Motherly figures are the best, are they?
>>683422361
Uhh.....
-ERROR-
-ELECTRICAL SHORT-CIRCUITING DETECTED-
Does.. not... compute...
>>683422380
Rightio then. Just giving out an honest opinion. Nice body though. Your creators were certainly... "creative".
>>683422572
no way ;)
>>683422663
i really don't know what you are talking about lol i'm sorry
>>683422663
Unit H.A.N.A.K.O. Have you been keeping up with your maintenance schedule?
>>683422662
Damn right they are. I always have to break lurk when you come around, unf~
>>683422663
I heard you like butts.
>>683422755
RIGHTIO THEN
>>683422808
Of course I have! It's just that certain images, words or ideas trigger "reactions" in my mainframe.
>>683422891
Oh my.
>>683421388
Aha its funny how you started this to cheer me up and now im the one making you feel better!
>You're the best
No u!
>>683421712
Ohay... we could change that now.
>>683421803
I guess we can count spike since I only see him for like 10 mins after waking up.
>>683422967
Butts!
>>683422975
It worked out that way my dear because you are just perfection. <3
>>683423064
Is this and the next thread going to be a version about butts?
>>683422755
Whatever floats your boat i guess.
>>683422975
Spike is pretty chill. Makes threads quickly and keeps the threads in check.
>>683423132
Just yours. Let me eat it please
>>683423064
>>683423132
-ERROR-
-STRESS LEVELS INCREASING-
-EJECTING EXCESS RED OIL FROM NASAL AREA-
Okay guys, slow down with these pics I'm losing it.
>>683423565
Couldn't help it at times.
>>683423565
i love burn victim face
very nice
NEW THREAD WHEN??????
