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Waifu Claiming thread
>Rattle edition
The rules are simple:
>It's Caturday. Post some fucking cats.
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Discuss stuff
>Don't be gay
>Pretend you're normal
>Naps are a great idea
Most important: Have fun!
>>683051617
>rattle edition
...do i count here? or no? im confused
MY BODY IS CONFUSED..but ready
>for yuno
claiming the tiniest alan that could
Yuuki claim.
Ayy claimed.
>>683051745
http://steamcommunity.com/id/YunoGasaisHusbando/
In case you didnt see it
>>683051745
everyone counts
>rattle
>>683050188
SYSTEM SHUT DOWN
>>683050400
don't worry image limit is coming never™
Mods are mad I guess?
>>683050071
Kek, I don't think i've ever been that bored haha
>>683050188
Woah woah hey, Remove target K.O.K.O
>>683050209
I hope he's not game breaking either, but it seems intriguing. And I kinda hope the gas isn't a map event, at least not how they did levelution
>keep it goin with the gun pics, they're gettin me
>>683050333
Chek'd! And yeah where is Mirai? seen him pop up but nothing more. and that sounds like a good mix. If you got any shot glasses I'd use those as a measure
>>683050341
I've only seen talked to two that were serious about the waifu, and they were pretty nice. The only thing I don't like is when ERP and flirting gets outta control
Also claiming
>>683052062
Can i add you?
Milinda claim.
God fucking damn it.
>>683052062
>tfw i cant add you because i've never spent more than 5$ on steam
>>683052076
I'D RATHER HAVE THE SAUCE THAN THE RATTLE THO
>>683052183
Fuck nvm i dun retarded.
>>683052062
Added
>>683052118
Hey koko! Didn't see you was going to respond but thread 404d and yes they are
Sriracha Yoko Ono AKA Shiragami claimed.
>Papa Spiegel abandoned the last thread
>Probably because Dio said his favorite pokemon was Mankey
>Mankey
>Can you fucking believe this guy
>>683052183
Go ahead
>>683052269
#rekt
>>683052062
Wanna cyber nig? Ill add you if your down
>koko
>>683051617
Mafuyu claimed like always
>Rattle, Rattle
>>683052118
>>683052244
Ayyyy!
>Sanae
>>683052446
Playing destiny atm brah
>pissed and drunk Mirai
Sanae, you're here? Koko, you're here?!
>>683052062
Mind if I add you friend?
>>683051764
Hey Yuuki!
>>683052244
Whats wrong my Spectacled friend?
>>683052118
Also I had flashbacks of the Miia situation and it made me seethe.
>>683052381
who chooses mankey as their favorite, what
>>683052269
You cheap bitch
>>683052370
Hey! Hows it goin? kek yeah they mad
>>683052381
Suck a long name, Y tho?
>>683052645
Reporting comrade!
>>683052714
Of course
>>683052398
just add me on skype so i can harass you
>and send noods.
>>683052952
Cumbucket for Yuki Bitch.
ALRIGHT HERE'S TO SANAE. HAPPY BIRTHDAY. I'VE TRIED TO POST SEVERAL TIMES BUT APPARENTLY MY PHONE CAMERA HAS 8MG PICS AND THEN THREAD 404.
ONE TO THE PAST. May it shape your future for the better.
ONE TO THE PRESENT. You are who you are. Celebrate what you have now.
ONE TO THE FUTURE. May every moment bring clarity and happiness to you.
HERE HERE!
>>683052244
Shush with that
>>683052481
Lud
>>683052549
Ayyy!
>>683052630
What other games ya got?
>>683052645
Why so mad? And yeah Im here
>>683052740
Miia situation?
>>683052806
>cheap
its more like... im broke, and a neet..
You guys can add me if you want.
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198075082570/
>Rattle
>>683052966
Nigga you add me, Im in the middle of a game
>>683053208
Just black ops 2 and csgo
>>683053300
Ill add you later if you havent already sent me a request
>>683052952
Added
>>683052966
Woah... Sounds like you two are gonna have some fun... kek
>...
Better now.
>who chooses (not aron) as their favorite, what
Fucking chumps, that's who.
Quick, you can only have six pokemon in your party, what are they?
>>683052806
Because I posted it last thread, but that was literally just a few minutes before Papa Spiegel orphaned all of us.
>>683053233
>too broke to spend five bucks
I feel that.
I spend all of my hard-earned cash on food for myself and my pets, and every other month's rent.
Today I broke open a piggy bank I had been saving for several months to see this girl I'm into a few cities over.
>4 months of saving
>Barely scrounging up ten dollars
>>683052740
didn't tag you in this
>>683053581
whoops
>>683053456
I did already have you thats why i said nvm.
>>683052118
That it does, fuck levelution was such a pain in some maps. That's all I have, sorry m8.
>All of these steam links
>tfw console peasant
>>683053456
I DID FUCKING ADD YOU YOU HAVE TO ACCEPT IT
>>683053472
you can add me on skype if you want too.
everyone can add me on skype
>>683052714
Yo! How's life treating you?
>>683052806
Good besides knuckle. Managed to fap with right tho lol. How you doing dude?
>>683053769
It's okay maki. I have a console too!
>>683053164
Thank you so much!!!!!!!!!!!
>>683051617
H.A.N.A.K.O unit, ready for deploym-
-ERROR-
-DATA IS CORRUPTED-
-SYSTEM MALFUNCTION-
Who is eggrolls?
Add me if you haven't!
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198089904577/
>>683054092
>>683052223
Just a short drunken rage, nothing to worry about, love.
>>683052864
>>683053208
Th...that's how you toast.
>>683054053
>hits in the head with wooden sword
>does it ten more times
>>683054053
Sorry you're having problems there, Hanako.
But perhaps you've got a picture that doesn't resemble Sadako from that Ring book. Maybe you're malfunctioning due to vague copyright infringement.
>>683053164
HERE HERE! Happy birthday Sanae! I hope its a great one :D
>koko
>>683053702
Oh ok
>>683053834
Hold on nigga I'm in a game
>>683054163
Ok. I have the other you already.
>>683053164
HERE HERE
>>683054352
>>683054352
Other me?
>>683054263
get me csgo
>>683053581
i don't even have a credit card..
>>683053769
Its okay friend, I have 3 consoles and a laptop...
>I used to be an xbox fag... kek
>>683053834
Sure, why not I guess... Whats you skype?
>>683053838
Not too bad, Just got paid and bought a Kayak yesterday. Also finally fixed my beastly RC car
>>683054110
Added
>>683054169
>love
Stahp, your making me blush
>
>>683054198
AN ATTACK HAS BEEN ISSUED AGAINST THIS UNIT. CEASE THIS AC-
-ERROR-
-SYSTEM MALFUNCTION-
-CORE PROCESSOR COMPROMISED-
ACTIVATING TARGETING SEQUENCE
>>683054486
The other Shinoa
>>683054584
>I don't even have a credit card.
I don't, either.
That's not being broke, that's just smart thinking.
>And also being broke
>>683054607
i uh... i dont really know...
whats yours? i'll add you
Out for a bit
Later
>rip lurk aylmao
>>683054619
>hits in the head 20 times with the wooden sword
This will work for sure.
>>683053233
Just schmooze some poor schmuck into giving you money
>Yuno
>>683053456
Well if you ever wanna play csgo hit me up nig
>>683053581
Why does Papa no love :(
>>683053769
Kek, yeah they were pains. I usually stick to the bf3 maps
>>683053902
Nice! I'm doing pretty good, just celebrating the Sanae's bday
>>683054053
I repeat, remove target K.O.K.O
>>683054169
With anger?
>>683054245
Koko, I'm over here drinking liquid cosmoline and you've got weird-shaped ice in your water. What are you drinking?
>>683053903
Yw. I usually set something on fire to mark change and progression, but I don't have anything of yours. Did this same thing for my friends' 21sts.
>druidic birthday
>get drunk
>cut oghams into trees in a circle
>start fire
>throw things in fire
>place on ogham on persons head
>toast
I used your initials, burned the paper, etc. The oghams I filled the name with are of protection, warrior, and change.
My headset just died and im tired night anons.
>>683054053
SYSTEM SHUTDOWN
>>683053383
rattle indeed
>rattling rattles
>>683054778
>>683054786
>>683055021
-PREPARING ATTACK SEQUENCE-
-COMMAND: MACROSS MISSILE MASSACRE-
-FIRE-
>>683054786
Father Spiegel is a strict-but-loving dad, and we must treat him with respect, lest he abandon us all.
>>683054607
Nice! I've never been kayaking before, and the only RC cars I've ever owned were awful ones from RadioShack.
>>683054584
Nigga do I look like I got money
>>683054786
Will do.
>Musical rattle
Undertale had such good music. 10/10 would music again.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfgmMPke7_k
>>683054169
>>683054245
>>683054428
Thank you! Forever we are comrades! Yu'ban Dios!
>>683054786
I mean i could probably camwhore for some games, but like... nah
i have SOME self respect
>kinda
>>683053581
lucario, Vespaqueen, infernape, metagross, gyarados and staraptor
>>683054607
Got
>>683054654
Oh he changed to Iowa now
>>683054763
Peavey
>>683054786
Here here! Even tho I don't drink, here here!
>>683054975
Night miho
>>683055070
This will stop you and also good night, anons. See ya either tomorrow or another day if I have the time. Damn junior year in HS.
>>683055306
Dammit!
>>683053902
Ayy, Xbone right?
>>683054607
Wew lad living the the dream kek.
>>683054786
Oh the good ol days of Caspian Border, and Operation Metro.
>>683054975
Sleep tight.
>>683055318
Night lewd anon!
Shinoa
Claimed
>>683054917
Rum and feltzer water my nig, thats all I got!
>describing your friends 21st
Fuck, that sounds like a cool party, I'd be down
>>683054975
Goodnight! Sleep well :)
>>683055070
CHILL THE FUCK OUT.EXE
>>683055120
Fuck em
>>683055206
Do it
>asking for csgo
Jeesus, you just started cybering and shes already asking for shit?
>>683055415
Yup
>ps and Xbox can't play together ;_; I would've added you
>>683055497
Spicy claiming or just claiming?
>>683055548
I'm not above begging for games my nigga
gotta do what you gotta do.
>>683054726
I dont wanna post my skype publicly. Add me on steam and I will send it too you
http://steamcommunity.com/id/shogren
>>683054975
Night Miho!
>>683055194
Kayaking is really fun! I would highly recommend it if you ever have the time
>ones from RadioShack.
kek mine is worth almost a grand... Wanna see it?
>>683055415
kek Pilots make bank bro.
>>683055318
-WARNING!-
-VIRUS DETECTED!-
-LEWDTHOUGHTS.EXE FOUND-
-LOSS OF MOTOR CONTROL IMMINENT-
>>683055497
IMPOSTOR!
>>683055619
What's the difference?
>im not here
>>683054607
>stahp
>impossible
Can't. Your waifu too adorable.
>>683054763
L8r
>>683054786
with EMOTION
>>683054975
Goodnight, Miho.
>>683055281
>bows slightly then faceplants
Work in t-minus 3 hours...
>>683055548
If you ever turn 21 again, Koko hmu.
>literal rum chased with water
>damn
>>683055233
>okay-tier game
>god-tier music
I'm not even ashamed to admit it, Toby Fox is pretty fucking good at making soundtracks, if this is any evidence.
>>683055306
I'll take it.
>Jolteon
>Aggron
>Metagross
>Gengar
>Chandelure
>Raichu
>Sableye
>>683055318
>Junior year in HS
underageb& incoming
>>683055757
Shit!
You didn't see me!
*Jumps out the window*
>>683055695
If you have a picture, sure.
She's perfect
>>683055695
I can't add people on steam
>tfw no 5 dollars to set up steam
>>683055548
Story of my life
>>683055999
ADD MY SKYPE JESUS
>>683055281
YU'BAN DIOS although I don't know what that means, it means alot comrade
>>683055289
And look how much money self respect has gotten you!
>I'd watch the cam
>>683055306
Hey, a HERE HERE is a HERE HERE
>>683055415
Opereation metro is my favorite, I love the bottlenecks of it all
>>683055914
Ack! That was six.
Remove Sableye.
>>683055914
I'm 18 and also good night.
>>683056141
Oy vey, hang on, signing in
>>683056143
>look how much money self respect has gotten you!
I hate how accurate that is.
I DON'T WANNA CAMWHORE THO, THEN I'D GO FROM MODERATELY ACCEPTABLE WAIFU MEMBER TO CAMWHORE
>>683055548
-TARGETING K.O.K.O unit-
>help me
-FIRE
>please
Final image for me, then fuck all of you anons.
>>683055963
Damn, can I add you then? Or does that not work either?
>>683055955
Yeah, give me a sec. Gotta get my phone for this
>>683055826
>Your waifu too adorable.
Your one to talk, with those adorable glasses
>>683056302
Hey friend, how is the lurk?
>>683056224
>I'm 18
Damn, I have been bamboozled.
Good night.
>>683056302
Father Spiegel keeps a watchful eye over all of his boys and girls
>>683055281
Youre welcone dude. When I turn 21 next year, ill ask you guys on what to drink!
>>683055914
Gotta do it in a QOTT format first the reply to them after or vice versa
>>683055963
You need 5 bucks to set steam up?
>>683056143
Can't wait for my here here next year since I'll be 21 here in states
>>683056524
When and where?
>>683055674
>gotta do what you gotta do
>won't cam
cmaaaannn
>>683055826
I suppose lol
>Literal rum chased with water
I'f it wasn't kings bay I would just drink it straight
>>683055999
nice trips, and i'd take that over being a loser any day kek
sup
>>683056660
Hoes dont even give a good suckie suckie so I just go cheap
>>683056689
Da claw!
>>683056607
>QOTT
I didn't wanna steal your job.
You're very good at those.
>>683055619
Maybe one day :(.
>>683055695
Shoot, you guys deserve it.
>>683055798
I see you.
>>683056143
>The tunnels
>All those easy M40A5 headshots
Sweet ecstasy.
>>683056607The fuck you was to mean goodnight but that was a lewd way so just one more image then I'm out for sure.
>>683056224
>18
ooooooo
>>683056302
Fuck off spike
>>683056366
Dub confirm, camwhore it up
>acceptable
>waifu member
kek
>>683056377
NOOOOOOOO, WHY AM I A TARGET. I DID NOTHING TO YOU
>>683056607
Same, my bday is in october so some more months. How bout you?
>>683056689
Knowledge Augmented-Zoner Under Known Inductors (K.A.Z.U.K.I) unit detected.
Greetings.
>>683056143
>look how much money self-respect has got you
Topkek, I'm keeping this
>>683055281
I don't have a Russian cheers. I think my cousin said пьяный ублюдок but I think that literally means "you drunken bastard" or something.
>>683056607
you need like 5$ or a game worth that to add friends on steam
>so they dont think you're some chinese gold farmer
>>683056660
BUT I DONT WANT PEOPLE ON /WAIFU/ TO NOT LIKE ME
I DON'T WANT ATTENTION BECAUSEI HAVE A VAGINA I WANT ATTENTION BECAUSE YOU LIKE TALKING TO ME.
>>683057013
>Disrespecting the Great Mr. Spiegel
>Father Spiegel
>Papa Spiegel
>Dare I say it?
>Daddy Spiegel
Posting from bed. You guys make me feel old.
I'm going bed now night.
>>683056799
Exaaactly, just do the o'l GTA, pay a hoe to foik, then when she gets out of the car, beat her with a baseball bat, get your money back, and your good to go
>>683056927
oooooo don't remind me. that and the memories of the absolute war that went on at B flag. Now that they have those elevators it changes things
>>683056851
A lot of people had done it before. Don't see me getting mad since I want everyone to use it. I answer them too
>>683056927
Heard it they were doing it actually.can't remeber where tho
>>683056949
Oh my
>>683057013
July
>>683057195
Really? I never had that before
>>683057301
Night
>>683057263
Who the fuck is Spigel?
>>683055955
Here you go.
This beast can drive underwater and go 80 mph. Super fun to drive.
>Milinda
Oh myyyy
Rory-sama claimed. Gross and proud of it.
>>683057324
Exactly
>>683055914
I like the game quite a bit. But the music is better, i agree.
>>683056689
Hey Kazuki. How goes?
>>683057508
Well then fuck Spiegel
>>683056927
Im not too sure you would say that if you saw my paychecks... kek
>Milinda
>>683057406
Probably CoD
>>683057324
>B flag
Now that was the place to be. The new changes were kinda unnecessary though I agree.
>>683055826
I'm sorry that you have work in 3 hours(I hope it'll be easy for you.). Just Know that meant a lot to me comrade.
>>683056143
It's the highest form of appreciation. It's rarely used now. Y'all three made my night and I couldn't be happier comrade.
>>683056607
Will definitely give suggestions, once again yu'ban dios comrade.
>>683056689
Hello claw!
>>683057081
Will still accept it!
>>683057277
Awesome!
>>683057301
Sleep well and rest easy!
>>683057081
One of my few words of wisdom
>>683057195
You've already admitted your a girl though bruh, but I feel you. I'm sure its a tough spot out there for grills on the E-net
>>683057263
I'll disrepect Poopoo spiegal all I want, he knows
>>683057277
Fuck off spike, nobody wants your fancy sweet shit
>>683057949
Do I have to repeat myself?
