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I want to kill women.
Yeah this works.
Men too, I want to cut their dicks off and cut womens tits off. Fuckign whores.
>>682730024
wew lad
>>682730189
I feel like this is the result of a nation which says you can show a man being disemboweled with a rusty knife on TV, but you can't let him say "Shit" while it's happening.
>>682730461
Shut up pussy fag.
good ol hayes
>>682730461
Err, forgot to finish my thought.
...or show a pair of boobs
NEVERMIND, I fucked it all up.
>>682730586
Now now, let's use our polite voices.
>>682730461
Nah, he's just an edgelord. You gonna blame vidya games next?
>>682730647
Shove it up your asshole faggot. See how far that gets you in any country thats not white.
>>682730682
Them theyar vidya gaems are destroyin' our chillins minds!
i want to cut my dick off and then grow a new one that is intacts and fresh to use
>>682730169
>The ties that bind Arabs are linguistic, cultural, political, and ethnic,
Read the last two words there. "And ethnic." Which means it must be included in the determination of whether someone is Arab or not. As I've stated before they are not of the same ethnic background, ergo they are not Arab.
>>682730272
Even though I was a product of the New Army, she found that I triaged well so that reduced the number of bogus cases she has to see, took good notes and tested well in sick call procedures.
>>682730794
What are you up to?
>>682730903
That's totally how it works. You should try it.
>>682731021
They are of SIMILAR ethnic backgrounds, however. That's enough to put them comfortably in the same category. According to, you know, every scholar of the region.
>>682731117
I don't suppose you ever had to apply those skills in high stress situations though
>>682730839
Well based on porn search metrics, pretty far actually.
Why would I got anywhere that's not the great United States of Americaland?
>>682731219
>Why would I got anywhere that's not the great United States of Americaland?
>>682731219
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>>682731117
talking to Rowdy and watching the tele.
whats up duder?
>>682731219
Stop talking to me, fuckface.
>>682731217
They're of similar ethnic background just like Mongolians and Vietnamese, sure, go ahead and call a Vietnamese a Mongol, that'll work out well for you.
Anyways, Subjectivefag, you're still a dip shit. It's no wonder you dropped something as complicated as linguistics to go for something simple like political science.
>>682731410
Why? I'm enjoying our rousing discussion and it's clearly not bothering you enough to stop responding.
Remember Nibi, no matter what you say, think, or threaten, I'll always love you. You can't stop me.
>>682731477
But vietnamese and mongols are both asian, aren't they? Same dealio.
I'm still in linguistics. Politics is just fun.
Wem, tell Red he is a piece of shit.
>>682731591
I get last word, fuck you.
>>682731217
Never was stressful. Anything they added during training I could reason away, there were no actual stakes to stress me out. Some weaker willed individuals broke down from all the yelling sergeants and blaring sirens. I laughed at them
>>682731353
Not much, about to watch some shows myself. What are you watching?
>>682731754
>I get last word, fuck you.
Long as I get the last fuck, love you~
>>682732269
Oh I meant stressful like with the lifesaving and the gunfire and what have you.
Fine wem, ignore me. See if im nice to you anymore.
>>682732480
Fine by me asshole, I dont want sex.
>>682732645
You want sex, you just limit yourself from it because... reasons.
I seriously can't stop thinking of that song
>>682732645
Remove your penis and post pictures.
>>682732498
Never in that scenario
>>682732771
Good for you buddy, now you can brag to all your pussy friends how much sex you get than me.
>>682732269
got courage the cowardly dog going~
what are you going to watch?
>>682732518
I'm not going to be mean to someone for you.
>>682732545
ohh
>>682732957
That's good, no ptsd.
>>682732910
Ive been considering removing my balls to cut sexual urge, though downside is muscle loss from lack of testosterone.
>>682732975
I never said I get sex... I just don't limit myself from having it. I'm pretty socially awkward and not at all good with men OR women, as if that's any surprise.
>>682733032
Red not a "someone" red is filth.
>>682733177
you could probably claim to a doctor that you lost them in an accident and get testosterone pills
>>682733177
DO IT YOU COWARD FFFUCKING DO IT
>>682733149
you doing ok there little buddy?
>>682733291
thats between you two
>>682733197
I dont give a fuck faggot. You know you're better than me because you got sex and I didnt.
See how better you are when I break your fucking jaw.
Someone done gone and turned up the angst way too high in here.
>>682733481
If you're not with me you're against me.
>>682733032
Penny Dreadful, halfway through season 2
>>682733079
No ptsd for me. I did want to kill someone when a retard came in with herpes and reasoned he couldn't have herpes because he pulled out.
>>682733644
whats wrong?
>>682733291
Oh man, I must have really pissed you off.
I seriously don't know what. I know you think, for some reason, that I don't like you, but I actually do. I think you try too hard to be 2edgy4us, but otherwise I actually believe you're a reasonably cool guy if you'd just let your guard down a _LITTLE_ and actually talk to us. What the hell did I do, anyways? Like, seriously man, I'm actually sorry for whatever I fucking said.
But yeah, "filth" is a pretty good way to describe me.
>>682733520
Wait, why does that make me better than you? You sound like you have some honest insecurities revolving around your sex life, and you could use professional help in sorting through some of them. I don't mean that in a "LOL ur crazi go see shrink" kinda way, I actually think you'd benefit from having someone to talk to about these feelings...
Like I said above, despite what you think, I do actually worry about you man. Hope you can find some way to feel better from whatever it is you feel so terrible from. <3
>>682733682
I have great faith in the quality of our military.
>>682733689
Nibi refuses to remove his penis.
>>682733653
I'm sorry it had to be this way
>>682733682
noice. I forgot to look into that today though :c
>>682733897
ohhh. i cri for you
>>682733763
Apologize for saying ill get sex, faggot.
Other things too, but im too pissed to remember, fuck you.
>>682734101
>Memeing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mDEJdyRZKd8
Bet you think yer funny, dont ya?
>>682734279
Holy shit, that's what has you pissed off? Jesus.
>fuck you
And that's why I'm not just gonna apologize. Cause you won't actually stop being pissed at me. You're perpetually angry at the world, so nope. I'm sorry you feel so terrible about yourself; there's a lot of self loathing behind your posts that I genuinely feel is causing you to be self destructive psychologically - if not physically too - and I do worry about you.
But I'm not going to apologize for implying or suggesting you can get laid if you just change your view of the world.
Kitty, rape Red.
>>682734782
why though. only if he lets me
>>682734782
Hah, jokes on you! You can't rape the willing!
>>682734572
Nothing will make me happy until the day you die.
>>682735155
All kidding, joking and ribbing aside, I'm truly sorry you feel so lost in a life of despair and darkness that you consider that a sincere feeling. I hope you find a healthy avenue to happiness some day Nibi, but till then, just remember that I love you, even if you won't acknowledge it on the surface, feel it in your heart <3
>>682735642
*muwah*
>>682733808
I've met medics that couldn't set up an O2 tank and I've met a scout that could barely shoot or do land nav. On the other hand I've met medics that knew how to set up a tracheal intubation, establish iv's outside the cubital fossa and beat my surgical cric speeds by a fair margin (the average is 3 minutes, the maximum tested time limit is 6 minutes, my personal best was 1:48, they did it in 1:32)
>>682734101
So far, I'm enjoying season 2 more than season 1
>>682735456
Who are you trying to impress, its clearly not me.
do you think rabbit from winnie was actually gay
>>682735921
"Impress"? What the hell would I want to impress you for? I'm worried about you, man. Is someone being friendly and having concerns over your well being really that foreign to you?
>>682736114
Tell me ill never get sex.
>>682735906
is it a continuing series or is there only like 3 seasons?
>>682732771
good lord that face is derpy.
>>682736332
Its an ongoing series. Season 3 just started on Sunday
>>682736523
oh cool!
hey I'm going to get to bed, I'll see ya around~
>>682736214
You'll achieve whatever you want to in life, that you're willing to work towards and strife for. I believe that you're strong enough to be the person you want to be, whatever that person is.
And if that person is a virgin, then there you go.
>>682736418
Yeah, it is. The butt is like it's not attached to a skeleton either.
>>682736675
see you later
>>682736544
Still playing Enter the Gungeon?
>>682735957
In an episode rabbit wanted to move from the hundred acre wood because he said all of the female rabbits are in his family + this moment in one of the movies..
I'd say no.
>>682735775
>not including me in
And here I thought you liked me
Yiff in hell furfags
>>682734924
Hot Damn. I've always thought dax was cute, but i kinda forgot about rule 34.
>>682736919
>implying you'd end up in heaven
prepare your anus for hell fire yiffing
>>682736800
Oh fine, a little one for you too *smooch*
>>682736849
As long as you're happy
>>682736919
Hi 2009, still optimistic about the first black president?
>>682736771
Nah.
>>682736798
That's like saying Bugs was straight because of that one episode where he competes with that other rabbit for the lady's affections. His gay still greatly out-weighs that one instance.
>>682737055
I feel much better, thank you for understanding.
>>682737188
B-but rabbit has never done anything gay...
>>682737280
>thank you for understanding.
>understanding
Let's not jump to conclusions here.
why do you guys like cp so much?
>>682737456
This isn't loli thread gtfo
>>682736798
he sticks carrots up his boohiney
Furfags kill yourselves
>>682737421
No sex, only porn.
>>682737188
What're you up to now?
>>682737280
You'll never have sex. Happy now?
>>682737536
HE WAS CURIOUS!
>>682737055
I see the gorefag left.
It only took two hours.
>>682737641
Touching my dangles.
>>682737614
Look I'm keeping my mouth shut cause I worry about your mental state. I said you can be what you want, you drew the conclusion of virginity.
Just be happy, man. That's all I want.
>>682737683
Not exactly. Apparently I appeased his insecurities enough to knock it off.
>>682737641
Yes, actually.
>>682737842
I will not be happy until all of humanity is dead.
Furrys are cancer.
Burn in hell faggots.
>>682738050
Oh well in that case, I'll just keep quiet about your sex life for the sake of the thread.
>>682738050
You need sex.
>>682738280
What I NEED is to break you neck you stupid bitcfh fuck you
>>682738441
Your violent words pleases my anus.
>>682737824
Would never have guessed that
>>682737980
What're you up to this fine evening?
Guess who I am.
>I'm so angry at the world. I hate myself. I hate everyone. I post edgy content to express my edgy style.
Oh good, Nibi is fucking losing it again. Oh well.
>>682738635
Soft modded an orgional xbox. These things only have 8GB hard drives. Hardly enough to hold all the games I want to put on it.
>>682738637 Moar
>>682738740
Ooh ooh, I wanna guess! You're Snarf, aren't you?
>>682738776
Oh god I miss my original Xbox. Xecutor 3 chip, crystal case, 250gb hard drive, Samsung reader so it could handle burned games. Fuck man, those were the days. Spent most of high school on The Xbox Scene forums.
these threads suck
>>682738776
I actually didn't know the original xbox held so little
>>682738837
No he's Frank, that cynical bastard
>>682738978
>chipping a console
>>682738978
Those go for a pretty penny now of days.
I modded a 1.6 as a test for my horrible USB to Xbox cable.
I found a 1.1-1.4 in a store today and I'm going to clean it up, mod it, and replace the hard drive.
>>682739065
Yep, hard drives where small back then.
>>682739065
>No he's Frank, that cynical bastard
Hmm, who else could it be? Maybe he means me. I'm kinda jaded.
>>682739191
Don't even, the Xecutor 3 was fucking awesome.
Cut your penis off nibi
>>682739244
Oh, I'm going there. Chipping a console is just abhorrent.
>>682739199
>Those go for a pretty penny now of days
Yeah I wish I still had it so I could play original Halo. I've got the Master Chief Collection for the Xbone, but it just doesn't feel the same. Guess that's the rose tinted glasses of nostalgia...
>Yep, hard drives where small back then.
Shit I remember when they dropped below $1/gb. That's when I got the 250 gig drive for mine. Damn, $250 for so little space nowadays. Fucking nuts.
>>682739199
What games do you want on it? Please say Jade Empire and Ninja Gaiden Black
