Waifu claiming thread.Slow thread edition The rules are very simple:claim your 2D
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Waifu claiming thread.
Slow thread edition
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu/husbando
>post pics of your waifu/husbando
>talk to other waifu/husbandos
>Insert dead nap meme
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum for fuck's sake
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most importantly hf
Akiko Claimed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=goOFD04FjGk
>>682458576
kagami claimed
>>682458576
Best mage claimed~
>Kagami and Akiko are toptier qt's
Shiki claimed
She serves me well every day
>>682458722
Don't cry or I will cry too.
Dio-sama...
Yesterday I watched the second season of "Gate: something something Rory is fucking gross" and I used to believe that Rory in general was the worst part of the anime until I saw the 12 year old girl that wanted to get fucked by a full grown japanese ambassador because he gave her a pearl necklace, I was crying, laughing, disgusted and confused. It was like my mind was a teenage white girl and the emotions were a bunch of 30 year old immigrants from different nationalities. At one point the ambassador had to let the girl be taken by the enemy because it was part of his job, but he decided to suddenly jump in and yell "GET YOUR FILTHY HANDS OFF OF HER" this quote opened the way for a second wave of laughter, far stronger than the first. How can one get his "filthy" hands off of something that is already filthy to begin with? This laughter had no connection to happyness whatsoever as it was fueled by madness, madness in its purest form. I felt shackled at the bottom of the abyss. After he got her saved she ran towards him and they hugged very tightly and were but a hair away from sharing a passionate sensual kiss.
I never want to feel that way again.
I'll be a good froggo I swear
Trying my best today
>>682458993
b-but if you cry, ill cry more...
>>682458936
>windows
>serving you well
I don't believe you.
Claiming the tiniest a a a a a that could, Aizawa Nagisa~
God damn I feel good today for once.
>>682459084
Hi ribbit.
>>682458664
>>682458722
>>682458731
>>682458742
>>682458877
>>682458936
>>682458993
>>682459039
>>682459084
Welcome everyone, have a (You)
>>682458723
>>682458828
Get your 3D filth out of here
>>682459039
This is copy pasta material, nice job.
>>682459094
Did we just create an infinite loop? Make it stop.
QOTT: Little annoyances you experience in daily life
Here's mine
>got to toilet
>sit down
>dick touches bowl
>mrw
>>682459277
at least after....we'll feel really good, okay...ill stop!!
Goodbye.
>for now
>Shizuru get!
>>682459436
>inb4 that edgy kid
>huurr hurr living
>>682459436
doing dishes....especially after cooking
>yours is a close second though
>>682459191
Thanks, Peaches.
>>682459450
Or you both become dessicated mummys.
Which would be a bad thing.
>>682458576
Dam what a skank
>>682459136
you fucking shitcock you could at least say "I love you Dio please hold me" you uncivilised swine.
>>682459277
Thanks, I actually thought about writing this like an hour ago. I did my best to represent how I felt about the anime
>>682459436
>big dicks probem
>>682459624
would we at least be in the same coffin??
>>682459624
>>682459717
ohwait!!! hahahahah, was that was an amumu joke!!!
>>682459436
>wake up
>just five more minutes
>get up and do my morning routine
>it was just a dream, wake up
>just five more minutes
>>682459450
That was easy, but why were you crying?
>>682459624
>Or you both become dessicated mummys.
Im undead already.
>>682459713
is it just me or is your shitposting getting worse.
Guys if I ever go depress like that again please just take me out to pasture and 'let me pet the rabbits'
>>682459871
oh sheesh....that's hell....i can't imagine a dream like that....
>n-no reason!!!
>>682459436
>dick touches bowl
You must either have a [magnum dong] or a very small toilet.
But uh, for me it's probably taking out the trash just because the trash room at my apartment complex has fucking no ventilation, so it's like walking into a landfill.
>>682459547
gj u did it
>>682459436
>be me
>got a radio for work
>huge alarm goes off
>hearth attack
>"this is the fire dept, what's your emergency?"
>I get ready for some action
>the person who called hangs up
>mfw
This shit happens every week...
>>682459717
Crypt. You put mummys into crypts.
>>682459871
Doesn't mean you can't get dehydrated.
You'd just look differently.
>>682459955
I don't see any shitposting here, officer.
>>682460141
>doesnt even edit the mug
>>682460091
oh!! would we be in the same crypt*
>>682459991
Stress animals are good, and bunnies are especially adorable.
...yup!
>>682460026
Yay me. How're you Aizawa?
Is that what you want me to call you by the way? Or would you prefer Barry? Or maybe something else? I can make something up!
>>682460025
Happens a lot to me when I had some hours of sleep but am still tired.
>n-no reason!!!
I can't see why would a qt like you have any reason to cry either.
>>682460091
My new appearance would justify you getting spooked by me.
>>682460313
Sure, these things are expensive.
>>682460369
Uh, probably.
>>682458576
your all weebs and its a bleak future for you
checkem
>>682460473
get bent
>>682460313
See ya later!
>>682460552
Am I still spooky?
>>682459991
In my defense I've been attempting to ask you what's been going on the last couple days but you never log onto discord anymore so
Hope you're doing alright though.
>>682460337
You can call me whatever you wish dear. Barry is what I go by most places on the internet, it's gotten to the point where if I hear someone say Barry irl I'll actually look up to respond and then remember it's not my real name, but honestly I'll answer to pretty much anything so uh yeah, whatever you want.
>and to answer your first question finally
I'm good! Surprisingly good, but that might be because I had breakfast this morning for once haha
>>682459191
3d-filth
so we agree partialy you are filth i am not though
>>682460026
Well I'd say it's average but I haven't measured it exactly. I do live in Europe so maybe the toilets are different?
>>682460812
Nice. Glad you're doing well.
I'll stick with Barry unless i think up something clever. Or at least something that makes me smirk.
>>682461009
Derrr what's a euphemism Pa? I don't get it.
Or a joke.
>>682461207
I-I just wanted to get to use that picture, I never do.. Sorry ;^;
>>682460552
Oh look it's hats
>>682461009
>Of Mice and Men
What a boring read.
C.C. Claim
>>682459436
>tfw tinnitus
>EEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>all day every day
>>682460141
>
>>682461335
It's all good.
>Shizuru
>>682461207
Sounds good to me! How're you?
>>682460675
I'll never fail Dio again, I swear it.
But now I'm leaving so maybe I'll show my love for Dio later.
>>682461782
Listen here u
Im gona eat ya and ur gunna like it
>nom
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMxY6Bz_DoQ
>>682461782
I'm good. Pretty much just woke up.
So here's a keed squirrel guys
>>682461554
Oh god how do you keep carrying on like that? nothin that relieves it?
>>682461885
Nuh uh, vore is a big fat no thank you.
>>682461908
Thank you tats
>>682462010
Nice, I wish I could have slept longer but I couldn't fall back asleep :/
BLOWJOB JODE IS BEST GIRL
>>682462088
Never said vore~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>>682460750
2 spookies at least
>>682461368
Hi Chen-chan!
How are you?
>>682462153
That's lewd anon. To whom am I speaking to?
>>682462088
Ah bummer. Think i only got like 7 hours of sleep but was feeling pretty good so i figured i'd roll out of bed anyways.
>>682462252
>to whom am I speaking to
Yeah good fucking grammar there Barry, you did it kiddo
>>682462222
Nice digits.
>>682462336
Yeah I got about 7, normally I like to get 8 or 9 but eh
>>682462050
I drown it out with music, podcasts, ambient sounds and stuff like that.
>>682462222
Checked.
>>682462222
>QUADS
Getting spookied can be fun, do you like any spooky games?
>>682462222
checked
>>682462252
>>682462345
Note: Barry tilted by sexual advances, apparently.
/s
>>682462442
Yeah me too. Can't say i don't like waking up early if my body will let me get away with it though. That's an hour more of shitposting! lol.
>>682462345
To frog you am whoming speak with
>>682462336
>waking up at 6pm rattles
sachi claim
>>682462222
hey, i'm just relaxing. how about you?
>>682462646
Good morning(?) Sachii.
How're you?
>Rattle rattle
HEY NIGGAS! IM BACK!
How's everyone doin?
Something new? Little bit of spoof/goof?
Best Ass Game Waifu Claimed
>>682462490
I am deaf in one ear so for me it's like I'm always wearing headphones in one ear. Luckely no ring. So how'd your ears get fucked?
>>682462770
Aqua <3
CLAIMED.
>>682462886
Heyy how are you doin my friend?<3
>>682462795
We're like a collection of half cripples in here.
Claiming starbucks siren
>>682462490
C2 butt is bigger than my screen in that pic.
>>682462770
>my butt senses are tingling
Hey aqua how are you?
>>682462978
>welcome back kiss
Good, good. How are you?
Claiming the Rikka
love you all <3
>>682462640
Oh, there was no images so I was confuse
Well if it's you then I'm fine with it I suppose >.>
>>682462625
Not tilted, so long as it's someone I know. Which it is so I'm good now
>>682462770
booty
>>682462795
It's just been like that since I was little. I don't remember if anything triggered it or if I was just born with it.
>>682462499
Hm, a few, I guess. Depends on how you define spooky, too. Some games are spooky only in part.
>>682462378
Hello Tatsumaki! Nice to see you, too! :^)
Been kinda busy lately..
>>682462497
<3
>>682462759
Doing well, busy with the usual things, chat, drawing, KanColle event.
Also eating right now (thanks again, Kyoko).
They stopped bullying you, I hope?
>>682463079
I love you too.
Let me show you.. Privately.
>>682462989
Pretty much all of /b/ is half crippled in some way
Living tends to do that to you
>>682463018
Interesting claim
I actually want to see more art of this
>>682463026
Always there for you Akiko!
Doin great what about you?
>>682463074
>Kiss back at you
Doin fine! Ive just finish my finals! THANKS GOD ITS OVER
>>682463105
Heyy my booty friend wassup?
>>682462765
really tired but other than that good, just gonna make some dinner
>>682462770
that gif though
>>682463276
Let us make love to celebrate
>>682463141
>:^)
Stop.
I've been better. Kinda busy is all.
>>682463177
Well, my right eye is blind, so I have that.
>>682463141
I was thinking survival stuff, Silent Hill or even Amnesia. But pretty much any game with a heavy and dark ambience can be spooky.
Are tou trying to kill me with this post?
>>682463276
Going good
Was supposed to prototype my game today but overslept and didn't get to it, went to sthe store for sweet stuff and that's pretty much it. Kinda hungry now
>>682463276
Not a lot, sitting at computer trying to figure out what to do today. You?
>>682463165
Uh..nah no no Im good im good
>>682463177
Basically there's just different tiers of cripple.
From elite cripple to, well, cripple.
>>682463461
Shhh
>Hugs you from behind and nibbles your ear
You know you love it Rikka~
>>682463284
You like it don't ya?
Don't tell me you're more the titties type!?
>>682463370
You're always quick on theses type of things kek
>>682463425
Sweet! Are you going to prototype it tomorrow? What did you bought?
>>682463441
Ive just finish my finals I can finally relax a little bit! Are you a gamer or more the type of dude who goes outside?
I wanna go home and play battleborn
>>682463141
yeah.
im glad youre having fun
>>682463284
Dinner! Anything good?
>Shizuru
>>682463708
Can you blame me with that ass?
>Slides your panties down and rubs your ass
>>682463743
Then do it my dude. Also hey should I get telegram since Discord doesn't really seem to be an option anymore?
>>682463541
I...I dont like this!
>>682463743
Come plat the Overwatch beta with me Ms. Frog!
>>682463708
What's an outside?
>>682463395
What? How am I triggering you now?
Why are you asking, though?
I like it but I don't play a lot of games on the whole.
>>682463391
n-no
How but would you say it is without depth perception?
I have none on paper but it's BS.
Is it an acquired condition?
>>682463391
>tfw every girl is now 2D
>>682463480
I'm just happy I'm okay mentally. I can't imagin how boring your life must be. What if those people are just locked up inside their head? Makes me shiver every time I see someone like that
>>682463708
Probably still gonna do it later since I have to show the guys something tomorrow
Just a super quick version crafted from paper and cardboard. Prototypes really just gotta illustrate how your mechanics are supposed to work and should be disposable
Hi everyone
>>682463899
I preordered but never bothered to get my early access codes, plus Im playing on PS4.
And forget that anon, Im here to tongue ya~~
>>682464055
Hey, how's it going?
>Shizuru
>>682463708
Too lewd!
>>682464105
Hey I am playing on PS4 too!
Oh god its the tongue again! Y..you know I cant resist it..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bAb5-xwz5o
>>682463939
>What? How am I triggering you now?
Im surprised you still have to ask this, but don't mind it, it's fine.
>Why are you asking, though?
Why not? I enjoy talking with you and feel like playing a spooky game or something.
>I like it but I don't play a lot of games on the whole.
Any recommendation?
>>682463889
You're right its really not my faut!
>Simply enjoy~
>>682463907
kekety kekk you're right I don't even know where that came from!
>>682464004
Woahh!! If you're done with your prototype today feel free to post them here id love to see!
>>682464259
HEY DON'T SCREAM AT ME!
Its not my faut.. are you jelly?
>>682464055
HEYY BOOTY GANG how are you doin?
Hurray! I'm not dead!
>>682463939
I'm used to it.
I had a car accident 9 years ago, left me with not-so-smoothly working eye, obviously.
I had to get 3 surgeries done, just so it wouldn't look like a bunch of excess chicken fat. And I still have no eyesight on it whatsoever.
>>682464290
GONNA ADD YA ON PS4
>Tongue wiggle
>>682464259
>
>Shizuru
>>682464375
>Presses hand against your ass, rubbing your pussy with fingertips
>>682463708
im more into tits but im not complaining that's good too
>>682463882
nah im just gonna have a burger and chips
>>682464669
400000lewd
>>682464585
What is your PSN?
>>682464964
>>682465022
>>682464964
>>682465022
holy shiet
>>682465022
>>682464849
Ah, not bad.
Thinking about food has made me hungry, i'l be back shortly.
>>682464004
How do you know you're okay mentally?
Not saying you are mentally ill, but these things can be insidious.
That can make things worse or better.
If you don't realize you're potato or batshit insane then, well, it shouldn't bother you much.
>>682463840
Thanks, Chen! <3
>>682464333
>checked
Well, if you havn't played L4D2 that's an obvious choice, we can play that together, too.
I don't have any sort of list of spooky games in my head.
Oh, well, except Dwarf Fortress maybe, but it's not spooky in the conventional sense.
Also extremely cumbersome to get into.
>>682464550
I see. I imagine it's not easy. My 'broken' depth perception already is an impediment, supposedly, but not too noticeable unless stuff gets close to your face.
Had it been from birth there would be no discomfort, obviously.
Do you have a nice scar over one eye, at least?
>and an eyepatch?
tl;dr that sucks.
No get well soon either.
>>682464964
>>682465022
WHOAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>682464669
>Starting to feel a little bit dizzy..never felt this good in a long time. Pushing you closer to me~
>>682464849
Its nice to see everyone enjoying different part!
Glad you're not complaining tho kek
>>682464914
I know right im starting to be a little bit scared..Wanna help me?
>>682465220
I think i'm crippled aswell
half of my brain is dead
>>682465220
anytime
>>682465323
>>682465323
>Grins and spreads you open, sliding a finger inside
>>682465107
PumpkinKing93
>>682465220
There's some scar tissue there, that's for sure.
No eyepatch though. Disappointing, I know.
>>682465220
>Well, if you havn't played L4D2 that's an obvious choice, we can play that together, too.
But I would have to buy L4D to play it on multiplayer right? I never played it myself but know how stuff works.
>I don't have any sort of list of spooky games in my head.
Did you play any SH? What was your favourite?
>Dwarf Fortress
You're sneaking every opportunity to promote that game... Im starting to feel bad for not having tried it yet. What do you mean by cumbersome to get into? Its hard to start enjoying or understanding the mechanics?
And I get triggered because I want hearts too and everyone else wins them easily, then I qq and you will just say I was about to win one but ruined it and you never deliver.
>>682465599
Take that as a yes?
Thanks!
>>682465652
>Starting to moan
>Show me how much you like me~
>>682466015
No that was definitely a no
>>682465652
>>682466015
I'm pro this right now.
>>682465713
Alright awesome I added you!
>>682466015
I can do that
>Moves my hands to you hips and pulls you back a little, the head of my cock spreading your pussy lips
>this thread
>>682466126
You're just leaving me behind..how dare you my friend
>>682466135
If you're pro this you'll have to participate
>>682466273
Are you sure its in?!?
>Trying to figure out if its a bad joke or only a little penis
No.
>>682466452
I agree. This is not an ERP thread.
>>682466452
Scary, isn't it?
>>682466521
Oh hush you~
>grabs your hair with one hand and slams my cock into you fully
>>682466575
Oh yeah, Yuuko's not b&.
What is going on here.
>>682466575
>Bearded, but also agreeing
>Shizuru
>>682466979
People didn't read the rules and made it a full on ERP thread
>>682466199
Gotchu fam.
Used my psn app whut whuuut.
<3
>>682467065
stopp being mad fafgggot
>>682466763
Kek a little
>Starting to feel insulted..
Not too sure it is was a good idea
>Push you on the ground and leave
>>682467065
kek im sry! Didn't thought it will get out of hands
Well, going for a ride guys~
>remember kids, if you have difficulties in life: Just blow them up!
>>682467119
>"I'm being a fag and nobody can stop me"
Sure.
>>682467270
HEY megumin!
Good ride and i'll blow everything up don't worry
