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does anyone reme,ber the one with the girl scouts in the basement?
I want to have sex with Mari.
Sup lil' niggas
>>682361283
Let's crash this pedo shit
>>682361459
Aye, my thoughts exactly.
>>682361459
We need more!
>>682361813
> 2016
> saved thumbnail
>>682358481
No spider man, folder gone
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>>682361821
I don't know if you have ever been in a fight before, but we don't normally talk this much.
>>682361910
>2016
>fucking kids
What the hell?
>>682362044
We don't normally fuck kids either sicko.
>>682362044
MFW Amerifats haven't seen it yet.
>>682362300
Proof Amerifats haven't watched Civil War.
>>682362515
Proof that you are homoerotic.
Stop being a europenis.
>>682362820
jelly baby wants a hug. Aunt May is worth fucking at least.
>>682361459
Spider-Man
Spider-Man
Fucks little boys whenever he can
He's a pederast
Yes he is
He eats little boys jizz
Spider-fag
Spider-fag
Friendly
Neighborhood
Spider-FAG!
>be 9 to 5 wagecuck working in a electronics store doing small device repairs
>lurking 4chan on my phone because we're rarely busy
>some 12 maybe 14 y/o 3dpd walks up to my booth and asks me how much it would be to fix her literally who cheap ass prepaid phone
>tell her we don't have the parts, but I can back up all of her stuff and put in on a flash drive since I didn't have shit else to do
>see a shitty ass Attack on Titan wallpaper on her phone when I plug it in my laptop
>kill time talking about normie anime and other superficial shit while we wait for the transfer to finish
>3d asks me is there anywhere she can get her phone fixed so I tell her to buy a screen and find someone who's not retarded to install it for her
>"Well, you already know a lot. Maybe I can get your number and you can fix it when you have some free time"
>catches me completely off guard and I immediately think of Chris Hansen
>spaghetti out and tell her "i-it's against company policy"
>she gets a little annoyed and leaves while I continue to shitpost on 4chan
3d is getting more crafty and dangerous, good thing I have more brains than balls. Jail is some gay shit my nigga.
>>682362990
The only thing I'm jealous of is your legal age limits in euroland.
>>682363778
>good thing I have more brains than balls
This is why you aren't getting laid, you know.
Who dares, wins.
I had this requested I think, maybe two months ago and never posted it...first loli post lol
>>682363778
whoa man I'm just here for the loli, not trying to get spooked
but yeah you're right about that
All loli bros are invited to join our loli pad
wall/5w57fuca0n7i
loli cloud storage, massive contribution of lolis.
be aware that there are so much lolis, you need a fast computer to get in.
>>682364413
???
>>682364234
Who's to say I'm not? I have tinder, kik and /soc/ for that. Don't need to go after my customers
>>682363778
You're gay. I would have said "sure" and gave her the digits. She was probably just looking for a free repair, not the d you gayfer.
>>682363778
you got pussy out? nigga what?
>>682364591
>/soc/
>>682364639
well if she was just looking for a free repair why would he give her his number, he wouldn't even be getting anything out of it just extra work
>>682364639
>free repair
Good one
>>682364588
>nice dubs
Loli cloud storage, what part you dont get?
>>682364878
So she could contact him later and get him to do it off the clock you cock.
>he wouldn't get anything out of it
What is with you fags, not everything you do has to reward you with something. Sheesh. Have you ever done something for someone and not think about yourself all the time?
>>682364732
I'd rather fuck nothing than get fucked by niggers
>>682364868
I've actually meet some pretty cool people through /soc/, you just gotta make sure you bring a knife with you to every meet
>>682365127
I think he meant the link
>>682365349
>muh jail time
Literally the only people who get busted are actual rapists and people who are just barely past being teenage.
>>682365349
>every meet
>every
>meet
...you actually meet up with those faggots?
Not once, not twice, but many many times?
>>682365513
God damn, make up on lolis is my fetish!
>>682365309
See the thing is, I wouldn't have done that for someone I didn't now regardless of age. I need my money nigga, everyone's gotta eat.
>>682365513
I need more like this
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>>682364588
do you know how to vola at least? create a room I will give you a link
>>682365349
>I'd rather fuck nothing than get fucked by niggers
yeah, thats what a pussy ass bitch would say.
Pedos on jail is a meme
>>682365742
>wahhh, monies monies monies
Holy crap, what a baby. Grow up, money isn't everything. Have you ever wondered why you're so poor now? Maybe if you weren't such a faggot the world might surprise you.
>>682365684
I qualify for the later, so I think I'm not going to take my chances. All it takes is a snapchat of me sent to the wrong person and it's game over
>>682365693
When I moved to the West Coast I had literally no friends. I've been to Vegas with these faggots, lol. At the end of the day, most people on /soc/ are pretty normie.
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>>682366066
I'm not even into loli but I am fucking diamonds right now
Incoming...
>>682365513
Becky is such a slut.
>>682366496
more slutty lolis please, like dammit whores with long nails and make up.
>thats my fetish
>>682363778
I assume you kept a copy of what's on her phone?
>>682366430
Nah dude fuck that shit. Loli need to be loved. While were on the topic though, anal plz.
>>682366041
>Pedos on jail is a meme
You can't be this deluded. It's not like it was a huge missed opportunity, I would have turned her down either way
>>682366108
Give me one good reason why I would want to do what I do at work for free for a stranger that I'll probably never see again.
>>682366430
i know right
>>682366263
Yeah, well good luck with that. The only friends I trust is this pistol and these slugs.
>>682366826
>You can't be this deluded.
I am talking by experience
>inb4 sandstorm
I'M TYRONE!
AND I'M HERE TO TELL Y'ALL FUCK THIS GAY LOLI SHIT, IT'S BAD FO' YOU! I'M HERE TO FUCK YO WIFE!
>>682366898
wow so edgy don't cut yourself
>>682367031
LOOOOONG DICK STYLE
>>682367185
MY NIGGAH!
>>682366761
i posted the as109 stuff but i also posted 3 happy loli so does that make up for it?
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>>682367185
have a (you), now fuck off newfag
>>682367249
thats my pic lol.
>>682366761
we'll have to agree to disagree there anon
Thanks for the sexy and mild distraction, guys. Time to go back for the real thing.
>>682366430
KYS, FAGGOT
>>682366630
I was actually thinking about it, but she was hovering over my shoulder the hole time so I really didn't try to
>>682366898
I cringed
>>682367029
>I am talking by experience
Elaborate. I had a former classmate go to jail because he was just outside the Jack and Jill law age range. The girl didn't even snitch, her parents found out everything by going through her phone. I don't want to end up in the same situation.
>>682367420
IKR, loli sluts are so damn hot.
>>682367581
>I had a former classmate go to jail because he was just outside the Jack and Jill law age range. The girl didn't even snitch, her parents found out everything by going through her phone. I don't want to end up in the same situation.
If you are dumb enough to get caught, you deserve to get caught, is not even that difficult to get some evidence on your side.
>>682366430
Welcome to the club. Enjoy your stay and remember, this will always be your home.
>>682366826
I can give you many good reasons.
If you enjoy what you do at your job you wouldn't see it as work, but since you don't enjoy it you're stuck degrading yourself on a daily basis at a shitty job that you'll only grow to hate more and more each day.
Or how about realizing that everyone has to eat and not everyone has money. She said she'd buy the screen, maybe she can't afford to pay some dumbass 25$ to look up a video and do it. You and I know it takes a quick YouTube video and some tools to repair a phone these days. Don't pretend it's hard to fix some shitty phone when it can be done in minutes. With your attitude you won't make it far in life.
>>682367581
yeah, if you do it regularly you need to sort out a standard. I have a bunch of scripts that do standard maintenance (or pretend to) and silently copy everything off in the background.
>>682367863
Can I join too?
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>>682361022
Welcome back friend
I want to post the pad link, but too much newfags
>>682360546
More of her?
>>682367745
Fuck off iPhone poster
>>682367855
What evidence? That situation would be a slam dunk case for the prosecution. The only person who fucked up is the girl, you will get caught eventually, it just depends on how stupid she is. I'd rather not get into that situation in the first place.
>>682367907
This is some hardcore projection. I would fix my family or friend's stuff for free, but doing it for strangers too is just silly
all the loli pals get on this vola
r/z5Vg2K
I will tell you how to get into the pad
>>682368525
Just remember, paranoid faggots who want everything spoonfed to them without contributing back deserve nothing. That's why most of us migrated to other places and share our fandom there.
4chan doesn't deserve it anymore.
>>682361312
This Cake is Mighty Tasty. You should have a slice.
>>682368790
iPad but you where close fuckboy
>>682367581
>jack and jill
i thought it was romeo and juliet?
works both way i guess
>>682368790
>What evidence? That situ...
There are thousand of cases you never heard of, bc they did as they pleased, and yet you focus only in the one of your friend that got caught.
thats being a pussy
>>682367958
Nah, not that big of a deal to me. Plus I wouldn't be surprised if my boss monitors the laptop we use
>>682368722
>check'd
>>682369102
entirely fair at a bigger corp like that. If there was a risk of somebody else catching me at it I wouldn't do it.
>>682369097
Well, I'll rather be a pussy then some asshole who got caught. Sue me
>>682364234
But Ellie's gay. She's into tomboyish negresses.
>>682369094
I wonder why people are misusing question marks these days. As if it's becoming a trend.
>>682369470
>Well, I'll rather be a pussy then some asshole who got caught. Sue me
yeah you already showed us that. Dont worry we got it.
Get loose anon, you need to bang some loli puss.
>>682368784
Cute, delicious lil nipples.
