Waifu claiming threadThe rules are very simple:claim your 2D waifupost pics of your
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Waifu claiming thread
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Syndra Claimed
And the ride continues!
Dio-sama...
Kurumi Claimed
Obligatory claim.
>>680826292
You're a quick one.
I'm feeling as lewd as ever today.
Tenryuu claimed
Fap till you puke
>>680826259
Nice, I love that series. Which one's your favorite?
>hugging intensifies
>>680826425
~
claimed
>>680826339
At least the Necrons didn't get the worst, unlike the Space Marines
>>680826408
I try
pet sounds
Akiko claim
>>680825836
Well you didn't miss much, but I can provide some of the good moments that have been screencapped
>>680825885
Taste is actually not that bad after you get used to it, not fishy or salty unless the girl has poor hygiene or a condition. It has its own kind of taste that you start associating ith good times. Every girl is slightly different, but some have stronger taste/smell than others of course.
As for the clitoris, you gotta understand it's a very delicate part. Some girls like it when you lick it directly, while for others this might be too sensitive. Then you're better off making circles around it. however you should know that the inner lips are also very sensitive. It all depends on the girl in the end, every vag is unique. Just playing around and figuring stuff out is the best way to go. Just don't use teeth.
Pro tip: When going down and not knowing what to do, spell the alphabet with your tongue. I have found the O, Z and Y to be the most responsive
>>680826541
>Lewd licking and rubbing
claimerino
>>680826860
Wacha lookin at
>>680826626
a bit too bright
>>680826447
Führer.
>>680826425
Contain yourself.
>>680826845
oh no that's not necessary at all. thanks for the thought though.
what music do you like mister
>>680826637
Heh, I can tell.
>>680826541
Also Borderlands 2, like pretty much everyone else I believe.
I did have fun with presequel but.. eh.
Borderlands 2, 1, Presequel.
<3
>>680826845
hmmm interesting, hopefully i can use that in the future....thanks akiko!
>claiming yume
>>680826845
Thanks homie
>>680826966
I am, I am. Dont worry your pretty little head off. <3
>>680827043
Don't worry, I'm not fast with other things. Like running
>God tier waifu
I need to start hanging out in these threads.
Azusa claimed, even though she's probably a lesbian.
>>680827301
K-on overload.
>>680827301
A small word that starts with R and ends with ape can fix all of your problems.
>>680826908
Easy there tiger~
>>680827084
Oh for me Presequel is my favorite, mainly for the classes because playing Athena made me feel like Wonder Woman. 2 wins best story though.
Alright guys, I'm off for the interview, wish me luck.
>>680826990
I don't really have a specific genre that I like above all others. When I like something, I like it, be it country or death metal. However I have noticed I have a preference for energetic music such as for example percussion and electro
>>680827134
>>680827149
Always happy to help. The eating out is a reward unto itself. Oh and don't be scared if she doesn't cum, that only rarely happens from the eating out. It's more of an 'enjoy the moment' thing. Only time I actually managed it was when we went at it for an hour and a half (it was my birthday and I still had a gf then). My jaw hurt like fuck
actually hold that thought sorry
bbl
>>680827301
Damn straight you do
Only in saints row 4 is where you can get you dick suck by a robot ball thing
>>680827301
Welcome to the thread
>>680827432
Good luck , hope it goes well!
>>680827276
I'm a fairly fast runner, I bet you're fast at a few things.
>>680827239
Heyo, Stocking.
Sup
>>680827432
Break a leg, figuratively.
>>680827432
Hope you get the job! And stop being a filthy NEET
>>680827301
We don't bite, though Chara might stab you
>>680827432
You got this!
>>680827439
Eating her for an hour? Holy shit. Time must've flew by right?
I'm dying...
>>680827432
Good luck and be confident!
>>680827550
Well, don't forget about Fisto from Fallout New Vegas
>>680827673
Hey hand kun, hows it hangin?
>>680827432
May the gods watch over your battles, friend
>>680827301
Feel free to hang around. Sometimes things get interesting but mostly it's just casual fucking around
Is your waifu another one of the series Mugi is from. For a second I thought you were Chibi me
>>680827550
Cid 4 lif
>>680827678
Go away
>>680827752
I don't mind ending your suffering
>Dio
>>680827673
Finding ways beautiful ways to exploit mechanics in tabletop games is one of my talents.
>>680827684
Or literally
>>680827943
I would rather it be someone else.
>>680827716
Time flies when you're having fun. Those are some fapworthy memories. Too bad they also give me feels.
So why ask about this. Is it your time to shine anytime soon?
>>680827568
>>680827684
>>680827691
>>680827716
>>680827762
>>680827814
Thank you friends. Fuck being a NEET.
>>680827752
The salt gargling will take a bit to help. Maybe some cough drops in the meantime?
>>680828032
I can!
>>680828151
ONWARD TO VICTORY!
>>680828063
ohhhh hoooo, shinoa's gonna get some!!!!
>>680827752
One thing I always did for a sore throat was drink camomille tea with honey. That soothed really well. Might be some merit to it since honey kills bacteria. Dunno if it'll work if your problem is viral
>>680828328
Tell me all the gossip
>>680827752
This is gonna sound retarded but sucking on a popsicle works at least a little. The cold+the juice coats your throat and soothes it. That's really short term though and also sugar usually makes sore throats worse in the long run. This next one is really painful but damn it works: gargle listerine.
>>680827807
Going good, just hanging out right now. Hope you're feeling better.
>>680827967
Huh, that sounds interesting. Love to test out that talent sometime, get my ass handed to me.
>>680828151
Meh, it has its positives. As with anything I suppose...
>>680828576
lol, i was just playing, hopefully it's true though
>>680828246
I'm already using cough drops.
>what methods can you use
>>680828576
I have honey...
>>680828624
>no popsicles
>no listerine
>>680827752
Drink a teaspoon of warm honey
>>680827846
Love how when you romance kinzie, she knocks you in the faece then you fuck. Will you ever fuck keith?
>>680828063
Can't wait! Thanks again akiko
>>680828151
It's really boring being one
>>680828328
And so are you ;)
>>680827846
Oh dont be like that <3
What is everyone lissening to?
Shiki claimed again
>>680828624
>gargle listerine
Do this only as a last resort. You will gargle hellfire. Doesn't it even specifically tell you not to gargle or swallow, only use as mouthwash
>>680827429
>Lewd snek on frog action
>>680828755
Ohhhh Stockiiiing~
>>680828635
I mostly just make silly gimmicky janky commander decks now. Or fucking terrifying characters in role-playing games. One of the crowning achievements of breaking a game is that /tg/ made a character that, 85% of the time, could kill the biggest enemy in the game the day before the official release of the 4th edition of DnD. I helped
>>680828891
The honey does help. Also hot tea, if you have any.
>>680829037
Breast friend.
>>680828902
Ok.
>>680828907
go to hell
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xKIzQXvP8O4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DyCtfd8w6JQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ZxLlirprF0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0trGRJs_IU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJUJ4zIs0kA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urV8MIcLDFk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=crzjv4KjHtk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpE1lYBCeEk
>>680828974
i do it...barely, my gag reflex is hypersensitive...i can hardly brush my tongue...
>>680828891
Well fuck
>>680828974
Embrace the pain and use it as fuel on your journey lol
But yeah idk, definitely don't swallow, but I would think gargling is fine because you just spit it back out. And it's always helped my sore throats, kills a lot of the bacteria.
>>680829105
I love that picture ;~;
>>680829134
Booby brother.
Please don't die.
>>680828759
>pray4Shinoa
>>680828891
Just a teaspoon of honey will do. drink it with any hot drink and it should work at least somewhat soothing
>>680828902
I hope you make the best out of it Shinaobro. I'm way into it and apparently that's rare for guys
Also if you got the chance, try facesitting. Way better than you'd expect
>>680829037
Moo!
>>680828907
My favorite song
https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ
>>680829609
Noooo
Still trying to figure out what is life.
>lurking
>>680829509
Galko probably has cancer
>>680829690
trying to enjoy it....and mostly wasting time
>>680827752
You could always try mine. Its a little strange though.
Melt a jello cup in the microwave for half a minute.
Mix in some honey and drink it down.
Coats the throat to make using it vastly easier.
>>680829105
Oh tsu, you minx. Always with the dirty thoughts~
>>680828907
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cXWbMu4PtpE
Spin Doctors have a very special place in my heart
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BfOdWSiyWoc
And then more Peppers!
>>680829609
i actually like that song.
>>680829690
Time, spend it in the way you wish. Be it good or bad.
>>680829609
Fair choice, I raise you one...
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8iwmdq_clSQ
>>680829774
Breast cancer?
>>680829359
>>680829442
Yea well I don't actually use it anymore but I remember it being some kind of alcoholic desinfectant that seriously stung you if you even had the slightest cut in your mouth
>>680829690
Well, that's easy, Akiko has the answer for you
>Life ru is love ru
https://youtu.be/R2kBkNbPsdk
>second stop
Tired, been driving for the past couple of hours. My last one probably.
I need good road music. I have like 3 and half more hours, give me something good at least.
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